A proposal for Roswells, Art

Started by pate, July 06, 2020, 09:59:49 AM

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SredniVashtar

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 06, 2020, 12:03:11 PM
Ok I was stretching for a rhyme there with raccoon/man-poon but very little else has gone untested and what hasn't, as you know, is covered by my license.  And you needn't fear -- as I explained to Roz once I discovered what it was for I grew very fond of it and am unwilling to cast it away on its own in the world, chanced to fate like some wandering Jew.

Would you kiss it first?


pate

Dammit, Shred quit puking in my thread.

pate

Roz,

How are yew?

I hope you can take some time out of your busy schedule to read this latest addition to this proposal of mine:

The other day something caused me to remember that Missouri recently became a Medical Marijuana State.  I think it was a year or so ago, and at the time I briefly looked into what was required to get into the Medical Marijuana game.

The People's Free Democratic Republic is well situtated in the State of Missouri, and the City of Kansas City to be a premier destination for such an enterprise, and has the zoning required for any of the three different types of licenses the State offers in this new industry (to the State).

For some reason, I figured that this might interest you.  As part owner of the operation, you would have access to Medical Grade Marijuana if you needed such a thing for a legitimate medical issue (we could write it into your CEO package that free "product" would be provided if a medical need exists for it.)  I note that Missouri is absolutely NOT a Recreational Marijuana State, so of course any use of the Demon Weed by either of us would need an appropriate medical perscription.  For myself; if the PTSD caused by my exposure to BellGab worsens perhaps Medical Marijuana is the answer to allieviate any heightened anxiety levels, Nautical Shore.

I am certain a quacklegitimate MD could be found (perhaps even here on BellGab) that could write up whatever medical documentation would be required to make all that happen.

I digress, back to the Business Plan;  when I looked into it there were three different types of Business Licenses available in Missouri:


    Dispensary
    Manufacture (edibles; baked goods, candies, dog/cat treets?..)
    Growing

Personally, I found all three to be of interest, but when doing that initial research I decided that the start-up cost would be too high.  In addition to the $10-20k required for EACH of those three licenses, there was also a NON-REFUNDABLE $5-10K "application fee" for EACH of the three licenses (as I recall, if approved that fee went towards the yearly license fee.)

That NON-REFUNDABLE "application fee" pretty much stopped my initial research, while I do have the funds it seemed like a gamble.  BUT, if that sounds like a gamble you'd like to take we could split the difference between us.  There are some particulars for this plan that might make it less of a gamble, but I'd rather speak of those privately.  I thought at the time, and still do now that this Enterprise would probably best be managed with a partner, and why not you and I?

In anycase, this is of course not the only business that could be run from the property.  I would love to take you on a virtual Skype-tour of the neighborhood, so that you could see it for yourself.  I may suffer from irrational optimism, I doubt it;  but you may decide that for yourself, if you like.

This one could be fun though, I envision an exclusive sponsorship of future GabCasts where we could place a few advertisments, I am sure eMCee would be amenable to such a thing for a small fee.  Think of it, you could star in the commercial:  "I am not just the CEO of Pate's Pot Emporium, I am also a customer!"  Then a big happy grin, it would be awesome.  A win-win for both the GabCast and for US.

I am not married to the name "Pate's Pot Emporium," although it does have a certain ring to it...

Feel free to contact me via the BellGab e-mail service, my Presidential e-mail:pate4pate@gmail.com or if you have back channel lines to the inestimable eMCee perhaps he could be persuaded to give you my contact information.

I apologize for the length and breadth of this post, I was aiming for brevity but seem to have overshot my mark.

I look forward to giving you a virtual tour of the PFRDP and the surrounding environment at a time that pleases you best (preferably daylight hours, but it is a well-lit neighborhood so that could work too.)  I will attempt to not let the dogs turn the house into a Falkiesque level of squalor, but my bachelor ways are slightly unkempt and dusty as I have only myself to impress, and I find me to be quite impressive as I am.

I can and do clean up nicely however, the military taught me that much. I can easily schedule a "field day" at the house and have it ready for your inspection with a modest amount of prior notice.

Think on it;  Medical Grade Marijuana!  One of the many options open to us should you desire.

Yours,

-p



pate

Roz,

I was driving around the other day and realized that among the many assumptions I make about you is that you own a car.  Or an SUV, Truck or other fossil/electric-powered form of wheeled conveyance with an enclosed passenger cabin that may or may not have environmental controls for rider comfort.

No assumption has been made about your preference for automatic vs. manual for the transmission of the vehicle you drive, however.  I digress from the point:

The PFRDp is in possession of a fleet of no fewer than TWO automobiles that may be suitable for you.

One is a luxury sedan of sufficient quality for Presidential transport and could be easily converted to an appropriate 1st Lady vehicle;  if required.  This one is an automatic transmission, but can easily handle most other cars on the road in luxury, style and safety.  The thing is a tank, I know I enjoy driving it to church on Sunday.

The other vehicle is a sporty little number, more of a coupe I suppose?  Nautical Shore.  In any case it has "suicide doors" (which I think is neat), a manual transmission and is generally sporty and what-not.  If you be a manual transmission lady, this one is for you.  Please take it easy on the clutch though, they are a pain in the behind to replace.

https://youtu.be/qKRle7mgadk

I apologize in advance for any errant assumptions I may hold about you, but they are minor in potential much like this assumption of mine about your vehicle status.

If you happen to be against personal vehicle ownership for "reasons" there is a very nice Public Transport system in Kansas City;  a nearby bus-stop and very-soon to be nearby trolley-stop that will be free to use as I am close enough that I get the distinct pleasure of paying extra property taxes for it.

Also available for transport are the standard for-hire livery vehicles, and an extensive sidewalk network if you are against petrol-powered vehicles for personal conveyance.  There are even nearby charging stations for electric vehicles, but we could easily run an extension cord outside to your Tesla if required.

I hope this note finds you well in your current march through Hell!  Let me know if you need a walking buddy, I would be more than happy to oblige.

Yours,

-p


Jackstar

Quote from: pate on November 30, 2020, 09:19:20 PM
Roz,

I was driving around the other day and realized that among the many assumptions I make about you is that you own a car.  Or an SUV, Truck or other fossil/electric-powered form of wheeled conveyance with an enclosed passenger cabin that may or may not have environmental controls for rider comfort.

No assumption has been made about your preference for automatic vs. manual for the transmission of the vehicle you drive, however.  I digress from the point:

The PFRDp is in possession of a fleet of no fewer than TWO automobiles that may be suitable for you.

One is a luxury sedan of sufficient quality for Presidential transport and could be easily converted to an appropriate 1st Lady vehicle;  if required.  This one is an automatic transmission, but can easily handle most other cars on the road in luxury, style and safety.  The thing is a tank, I know I enjoy driving it to church on Sunday.

The other vehicle is a sporty little number, more of a coupe I suppose?  Nautical Shore.  In any case it has "suicide doors" (which I think is neat), a manual transmission and is generally sporty and what-not.  If you be a manual transmission lady, this one is for you.  Please take it easy on the clutch though, they are a pain in the behind to replace.

https://youtu.be/qKRle7mgadk

I apologize in advance for any errant assumptions I may hold about you, but they are minor in potential much like this assumption of mine about your vehicle status.

If you happen to be against personal vehicle ownership for "reasons" there is a very nice Public Transport system in Kansas City;  a nearby bus-stop and very-soon to be nearby trolley-stop that will be free to use as I am close enough that I get the distinct pleasure of paying extra property taxes for it.

Also available for transport are the standard for-hire livery vehicles, and an extensive sidewalk network if you are against petrol-powered vehicles for personal conveyance.  There are even nearby charging stations for electric vehicles, but we could easily run an extension cord outside to your Tesla if required.

I hope this note finds you well in your current march through Hell!  Let me know if you need a walking buddy, I would be more than happy to oblige.

Yours,

-p



Needles: detected.


Jackstar

Your skills at remote diagnosis are truly astonishing--and boy, are my arms tired.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on November 30, 2020, 11:44:40 PM
Your skills at remote diagnosis are truly astonishing--and boy, are my arms tired.

Just a hunch.

pate

Roz,

  I could also convert the third floor into a podcast studio suitable for a baking show, quilting show or Gaming show.  I have mirrors and the structure lends itself to such machinations.

  Honestly, I would like to show people how to spin

https://youtu.be/23TCv05lnwk

for myself I would like to educate the viewers on other things verging on but not limited to https://youtu.be/dw-aCgKIUP0 Nautical Shore

...Sewing, Pottery, Sculpture...

-p

Jackstar

Quote from: pate on December 31, 2020, 12:00:24 AM
...Sewing, Pottery, Sculpture...

-p

If you can work out the kinks while incorporating feathers and beads, I think I can teach you how to activate your own Quantum node. Wink, wink.

-j*

pate

Hey Roz,

I have two proposals for you today.  Both are expected to begin the second quarter of fiscal year 2024 (Q2FY2024) and will run no later than the second quarter of fiscal year 2027 (NLT: Q2FY2027) these are directly related to the PFDRp Expeditionary Force Hawai'i mission planned for that time period.

----------

Executive Officer (CW5), Rear Detachment - PFDRp Expeditionary Force Hawai'i Command/Support BDE
    Standard/Non-Standard 3-year Contract, CW5 pay/grade with option to extend.
    Contract Performance Benchmark requirements
    Bonus Contract Performance Opportunities, tiered based on exceeding base contract benchmarks
        Applicable skill-sets (non-inclusive list):  Animal Husbandry/Training, Carpentry, Electrical, Masonry, Plumbing, Property Maintenance, Site Security, Turf & Plant Maintenance, &c.

----&----

Executive Officer (03), - PFDRp Expeditionary Force Hawai'i Advance/Main Body DET
    Standard/Non-Standard 3-year Contract, 03 pay/grade with option to extend.
    Assist Command in fufillment of mission goals
    Housing provided, One-way/Round-trip Travel from/to PFDRp/Hawai'i provided, non-exclusive contract (may seek local employment)
        Applicable skill-sets (non-inclusive list):  Field Intelligence, Human Resources, Information Technology, Logistics & Supply, Physical Fitness, Research (Field/Library/Online), Site Security, &c.

----------

The Rear Detachment brevet-Commander position is probably the more difficult of the two, hence the higher rank/grade associated with it.

My guess is you have a 4:1 probability of being suitable for either mission.

The Hawai'ian mission is not expected to take the full three years to complete, a longer time-frame is allowed "just-in-case."

Also, the Jan 2024 start-date is not locked in;  that is a 4:1 probable start time.



Should you be interested in either of these, I would be happy to provide more details.

Regards,
-p

WOTR

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 06, 2020, 02:39:58 PMI always thought she'd end up with K_Dubb in one of those mariages blanc deals. They'd discuss springform tins and shortening by day, and she'd turn a blind eye to his nocturnal dockside forays, when he'd return missing one shoe, his wallet, and his left incisor.


Now you have reminded me that I have not told of recent events on this site yet... I will try to give the brief version.

A couple of weeks back, I was walking down the alley and a neighbour who has lived in the house for several years had his garage door open, and there were three of them enjoying beers- him and two friends. A somewhat larger lady of around 55 and her rather unkempt husband joined the thirty something resident. The owner mentioned one of my vehicles in the front driveway, and his friend left to look at it. I stayed for around an hour talking and the woman became somewhat upset that her husband was not back, and said that she was sure he would be gone the night.

I went home to bed, looked in the alley, and saw him with his phone out (my vehicle was around front and the neighbour is across the street so he should not really be in my alley.) I went out and told him I would meet him around front to look at the vehicle. He came around and said he needed to use the washroom. I got a bad feeling- but what the hell. So I waited in the hallway and a few minutes later he came out with his pants around his thighs pulling his pocket out and asking if I could help him find his "rock." I declined.

He then asked if I would like to spend 5 minutes in the dark with him. I declined. He told me that he would let me do anything I wanted. I declined. He pulled out his phone to a porn site and told me that I could pick a video and he would do anything that the woman in the video did. I declined. Then he turned around in the doorway of my washroom, bent over, touched his toes and asked if I liked the view (he was wearing womens underwear.) I informed him it did nothing for me and the he should probably leave.

He told me he just wanted to take another hit, and pulled out his beer can crack pipe. I told him to go ahead and then it was time to leave. I told him that I had a woman- I assume he noticed the lack of womens toiletries on the counter and told me he did too- but they were not here. He continued to proposition me on the way out and down the drive with his wife across the street and three doors down.

Anyhow, it ended with him telling me that he would be in my alley if I changed my mind and my taking the trigger lock off my shotgun and putting a hunting knife in a sheath beside me in bed before drifting off to sleep.

Point being, I wonder if she turns a blind eye to his midnight alley rendezvous? I mean, she suspected he was not coming home- she has to have some idea (and he is fortunate that I am not somebody who would blacken his eye and toss him down my stairs removing him from my property.)

I thank you for reminding me of one of the more surreal evenings in recent memory. And in case anybody is wondering, I have noticed his truck in my neighbours alley a couple of times since...


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: WOTR on October 16, 2022, 12:28:56 AMNow you have reminded me that I have not told of recent events on this site yet... I will try to give the brief version.

A couple of weeks back, I was walking down the alley and a neighbour who has lived in the house for several years had his garage door open, and there were three of them enjoying beers- him and two friends. A somewhat larger lady of around 55 and her rather unkempt husband joined the thirty something resident. The owner mentioned one of my vehicles in the front driveway, and his friend left to look at it. I stayed for around an hour talking and the woman became somewhat upset that her husband was not back, and said that she was sure he would be gone the night.

I went home to bed, looked in the alley, and saw him with his phone out (my vehicle was around front and the neighbour is across the street so he should not really be in my alley.) I went out and told him I would meet him around front to look at the vehicle. He came around and said he needed to use the washroom. I got a bad feeling- but what the hell. So I waited in the hallway and a few minutes later he came out with his pants around his thighs pulling his pocket out and asking if I could help him find his "rock." I declined.

He then asked if I would like to spend 5 minutes in the dark with him. I declined. He told me that he would let me do anything I wanted. I declined. He pulled out his phone to a porn site and told me that I could pick a video and he would do anything that the woman in the video did. I declined. Then he turned around in the doorway of my washroom, bent over, touched his toes and asked if I liked the view (he was wearing womens underwear.) I informed him it did nothing for me and the he should probably leave.

He told me he just wanted to take another hit, and pulled out his beer can crack pipe. I told him to go ahead and then it was time to leave. I told him that I had a woman- I assume he noticed the lack of womens toiletries on the counter and told me he did too- but they were not here. He continued to proposition me on the way out and down the drive with his wife across the street and three doors down.

Anyhow, it ended with him telling me that he would be in my alley if I changed my mind and my taking the trigger lock off my shotgun and putting a hunting knife in a sheath beside me in bed before drifting off to sleep.

Point being, I wonder if she turns a blind eye to his midnight alley rendezvous? I mean, she suspected he was not coming home- she has to have some idea (and he is fortunate that I am not somebody who would blacken his eye and toss him down my stairs removing him from my property.)

I thank you for reminding me of one of the more surreal evenings in recent memory. And in case anybody is wondering, I have noticed his truck in my neighbours alley a couple of times since...

You should've just taken him up to show him the view from your rooftop.  ;)


K_Dubb

Quote from: WOTR on October 16, 2022, 12:28:56 AMNow you have reminded me that I have not told of recent events on this site yet... I will try to give the brief version.

A couple of weeks back, I was walking down the alley and a neighbour who has lived in the house for several years had his garage door open, and there were three of them enjoying beers- him and two friends. A somewhat larger lady of around 55 and her rather unkempt husband joined the thirty something resident. The owner mentioned one of my vehicles in the front driveway, and his friend left to look at it. I stayed for around an hour talking and the woman became somewhat upset that her husband was not back, and said that she was sure he would be gone the night.

I went home to bed, looked in the alley, and saw him with his phone out (my vehicle was around front and the neighbour is across the street so he should not really be in my alley.) I went out and told him I would meet him around front to look at the vehicle. He came around and said he needed to use the washroom. I got a bad feeling- but what the hell. So I waited in the hallway and a few minutes later he came out with his pants around his thighs pulling his pocket out and asking if I could help him find his "rock." I declined.

He then asked if I would like to spend 5 minutes in the dark with him. I declined. He told me that he would let me do anything I wanted. I declined. He pulled out his phone to a porn site and told me that I could pick a video and he would do anything that the woman in the video did. I declined. Then he turned around in the doorway of my washroom, bent over, touched his toes and asked if I liked the view (he was wearing womens underwear.) I informed him it did nothing for me and the he should probably leave.

He told me he just wanted to take another hit, and pulled out his beer can crack pipe. I told him to go ahead and then it was time to leave. I told him that I had a woman- I assume he noticed the lack of womens toiletries on the counter and told me he did too- but they were not here. He continued to proposition me on the way out and down the drive with his wife across the street and three doors down.

Anyhow, it ended with him telling me that he would be in my alley if I changed my mind and my taking the trigger lock off my shotgun and putting a hunting knife in a sheath beside me in bed before drifting off to sleep.

Point being, I wonder if she turns a blind eye to his midnight alley rendezvous? I mean, she suspected he was not coming home- she has to have some idea (and he is fortunate that I am not somebody who would blacken his eye and toss him down my stairs removing him from my property.)

I thank you for reminding me of one of the more surreal evenings in recent memory. And in case anybody is wondering, I have noticed his truck in my neighbours alley a couple of times since...

How rude, he should have bought you dinner first at least, so you felt obligated to put out >:(

Roswells, Art

Quote from: pate on October 15, 2022, 08:52:49 PMHey Roz,

I have two proposals for you today.  Both are expected to begin the second quarter of fiscal year 2024 (Q2FY2024) and will run no later than the second quarter of fiscal year 2027 (NLT: Q2FY2027) these are directly related to the PFDRp Expeditionary Force Hawai'i mission planned for that time period.

----------

Executive Officer (CW5), Rear Detachment - PFDRp Expeditionary Force Hawai'i Command/Support BDE
    Standard/Non-Standard 3-year Contract, CW5 pay/grade with option to extend.
    Contract Performance Benchmark requirements
    Bonus Contract Performance Opportunities, tiered based on exceeding base contract benchmarks
        Applicable skill-sets (non-inclusive list):  Animal Husbandry/Training, Carpentry, Electrical, Masonry, Plumbing, Property Maintenance, Site Security, Turf & Plant Maintenance, &c.

Regards,
-p

I'm not sure what you're asking here but if it's for advice I would avoid the animal rape job, but that's just me.


pate

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 16, 2022, 03:14:47 PMI'm not sure what you're asking here but if it's for advice I would avoid the animal rape job, but that's just me.

I believe you are being deliberately obtuse, but what disturbs me most is that you somehow associate bestiality with that particular job listing.

I am going to formally withdraw the Temporary Commander PFDRp proposal from the table, I wouldn't want you corrupting the Canine Armed Forces.

I do not judge:  your politics are your own, but the risk to the troops is not worth it.  I suppose, I was wrong about your likelihood of being suitable for that particular job.

Basically, I need someone to take local command of the PFRDp during my scholastic mission to Hawai'i for the Botany degree.  Keep the dogs fed, keep the house from burning down, maybe Fix Some Shit for a little extra bonus money (assuming you have skills), possibly manage the state owned company.

I figured you would like it as a break from whatever monotonous existence you currently enjoy:  there is a Lesbian Bar down the street (withing walking distance) that I figured you might enjoy, it seems popular.  I know my neighbor frequents the place, and she is literally a huge lesbian.

Anyhow, scratch that one.

In spite of your weird thoughts about sex with animals, I can still offer you the Executive Officer for the Hawai'i Botany Mission job (I suppose in the civilian world that would be something like CEO-Operations or something, a glorified Executive Assistant?) that is actually entirely superfluous.

I will probably be fine on my own, and if not I can fill the position from the local population.  But again, I figured you might enjoy the break from your personal hell:

Quote from: Roswells, Art on September 04, 2020, 03:18:25 PM...I am currently walking through hell...

I have even left the option for you to seek part-time employment if you get bored of being a beach bum. 

Probably, I would want you to keep the fridge stocked with food and beverage (I can prepare my own meals), maybe run interference if some island fat chick/gay dude (U of H are the "Rainbow Warriors" after all) wants a piece of the pate, scout the local drinking establishments, pick up some fresh local vanilla beans (which are actually orchids not legumes), & what-have-you.

I could do all that stuff on my own, but someone to help with the extra curricular activites would probably free me up to focus on getting the degree knocked out in the minimum amount of time.

If you played it correctly, you might be neatly ensconced within the Hawai'ian economy by the time I complete my mission and we part ways (hence the One-way trip rather than Round-trip option).

Honestly, I am surprised that your reading comprehension ability approaches Dr. MD MD-esque levels, which is why I think you are being deliberately obtuse (as I said at the beginning of this missive)!



Prosit!
-p





Roswells, Art

Quote from: pate on October 16, 2022, 05:57:55 PMI believe you are being deliberately obtuse, but what disturbs me most is that you somehow associate bestiality with that particular job listing.

I am going to formally withdraw the Temporary Commander PFDRp proposal from the table, I wouldn't want you corrupting the Canine Armed Forces.

I do not judge:  your politics are your own, but the risk to the troops is not worth it.  I suppose, I was wrong about your likelihood of being suitable for that particular job.

Basically, I need someone to take local command of the PFRDp during my scholastic mission to Hawai'i for the Botany degree.  Keep the dogs fed, keep the house from burning down, maybe Fix Some Shit for a little extra bonus money (assuming you have skills), possibly manage the state owned company.

I figured you would like it as a break from whatever monotonous existence you currently enjoy:  there is a Lesbian Bar down the street (withing walking distance) that I figured you might enjoy, it seems popular.  I know my neighbor frequents the place, and she is literally a huge lesbian.

Anyhow, scratch that one.

In spite of your weird thoughts about sex with animals, I can still offer you the Executive Officer for the Hawai'i Botany Mission job (I suppose in the civilian world that would be something like CEO-Operations or something, a glorified Executive Assistant?) that is actually entirely superfluous.

I will probably be fine on my own, and if not I can fill the position from the local population.  But again, I figured you might enjoy the break from your personal hell:

I have even left the option for you to seek part-time employment if you get bored of being a beach bum. 

Probably, I would want you to keep the fridge stocked with food and beverage (I can prepare my own meals), maybe run interference if some island fat chick/gay dude (U of H are the "Rainbow Warriors" after all) wants a piece of the pate, scout the local drinking establishments, pick up some fresh local vanilla beans (which are actually orchids not legumes), & what-have-you.

I could do all that stuff on my own, but someone to help with the extra curricular activites would probably free me up to focus on getting the degree knocked out in the minimum amount of time.

If you played it correctly, you might be neatly ensconced within the Hawai'ian economy by the time I complete my mission and we part ways (hence the One-way trip rather than Round-trip option).

Honestly, I am surprised that your reading comprehension ability approaches Dr. MD MD-esque levels, which is why I think you are being deliberately obtuse (as I said at the beginning of this missive)!



Prosit!
-p





#NiceGuySyndrome



Dr. MD MD

Quote from: pate on October 16, 2022, 06:16:17 PMIf you say so.



Prosit!
-p

She doesn't like you...I don't like you either.


SredniVashtar

Quote from: WOTR on October 16, 2022, 12:28:56 AMNow you have reminded me that I have not told of recent events on this site yet... I will try to give the brief version.

A couple of weeks back, I was walking down the alley and a neighbour who has lived in the house for several years had his garage door open, and there were three of them enjoying beers- him and two friends. A somewhat larger lady of around 55 and her rather unkempt husband joined the thirty something resident. The owner mentioned one of my vehicles in the front driveway, and his friend left to look at it. I stayed for around an hour talking and the woman became somewhat upset that her husband was not back, and said that she was sure he would be gone the night.

I went home to bed, looked in the alley, and saw him with his phone out (my vehicle was around front and the neighbour is across the street so he should not really be in my alley.) I went out and told him I would meet him around front to look at the vehicle. He came around and said he needed to use the washroom. I got a bad feeling- but what the hell. So I waited in the hallway and a few minutes later he came out with his pants around his thighs pulling his pocket out and asking if I could help him find his "rock." I declined.

He then asked if I would like to spend 5 minutes in the dark with him. I declined. He told me that he would let me do anything I wanted. I declined. He pulled out his phone to a porn site and told me that I could pick a video and he would do anything that the woman in the video did. I declined. Then he turned around in the doorway of my washroom, bent over, touched his toes and asked if I liked the view (he was wearing womens underwear.) I informed him it did nothing for me and the he should probably leave.

He told me he just wanted to take another hit, and pulled out his beer can crack pipe. I told him to go ahead and then it was time to leave. I told him that I had a woman- I assume he noticed the lack of womens toiletries on the counter and told me he did too- but they were not here. He continued to proposition me on the way out and down the drive with his wife across the street and three doors down.

Anyhow, it ended with him telling me that he would be in my alley if I changed my mind and my taking the trigger lock off my shotgun and putting a hunting knife in a sheath beside me in bed before drifting off to sleep.

Point being, I wonder if she turns a blind eye to his midnight alley rendezvous? I mean, she suspected he was not coming home- she has to have some idea (and he is fortunate that I am not somebody who would blacken his eye and toss him down my stairs removing him from my property.)

I thank you for reminding me of one of the more surreal evenings in recent memory. And in case anybody is wondering, I have noticed his truck in my neighbours alley a couple of times since...

After all the effort he put in and not so much as a consolatory handjob to send him on his way? I thought you Canadians were supposed to be nice?


K_Dubb

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 17, 2022, 01:03:50 PMWaaait a minute...has he been serious all these years?!

I hope so, I really want to be his Veep!!!

Roswells, Art

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 17, 2022, 01:18:59 PMI hope so, I really want to be his Veep!!!

Well, if you do win the election the amount of women he meets that are lesbians will go down drastically.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 17, 2022, 01:46:20 PMWell, if you do win the election the amount of women he meets that are lesbians will go down drastically.

It's true, i have to beat them off with a stick  :-\

Roswells, Art

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