Jackstar5: PHASE III hacked, online

Started by Jackstar, June 18, 2020, 07:46:44 PM

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Jackstar

[quote]« Reply #127000 on: Today at 00:32:23 »[/quote]

Hey, look: somebody woke the dragon! Are we in bonus round? This matters to somebody, I'll let you know, I can't tell, I drank too much cough syrup this morning. What time is it?

Jackstar

HOTFIX: Any hat may now be worn by any lich, regardless of any present or prior familial or Lodge association.
(Note: this also includes BEARS.)



Jackstar



Quote« Reply #192 on: Today at 04:11:10 »



You're this close, Punylings. Don't [bleep] this up now.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on August 03, 2020, 07:23:55 PM
HOTFIX: Cheating at HGets now earns the user a leprosy counter.

Not even kidding.


Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on August 05, 2020, 07:27:27 AM
« Today at 06:27:27 »

Note: User received a leprosy counter for this post.

HOTFIX: W**** it.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on August 05, 2020, 07:46:46 AM
It's difficult to overstate my happiness and satisfaction of late... and so, I have not.

Quote« Today at 06:46:46 »


I'm not going to lie, Colon: this comes pretty close. Not quite there yet, but: close.

Jackstar

Quote from: JACKSTAR SUPRNOVAE, PROGENITOR OF HIS NAME, HOLDER OF THE SACRED CHALICE OF IDGASRWF, SOZE IV on August 10, 2020, 03:48:44 PM« Reply #8644 on: Today at 14:48:44 »

They bought it.



Campaign promise: Phase five is all bears, nothing but bears, lich bears, anti-pasta bears, anti-pedo bears, antifa-pedosta bears, and the last surviving pedobear hung between the impeller blades of the time machine EVERY.SINGLE.NIGHT.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on July 27, 2020, 12:13:08 PM
The glitter in the darkness of your world.

Especially stunning as of late. I'd give her a hand right now, but I don't wanna lose one.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on August 10, 2020, 04:27:47 PM
Campaign promise: Phase five is all bears, nothing but bears

Were-Bear Care Bears: The Apocalypse expansion trilogy now entering rush development. Peart signed to score, lead track: "Slaughter"



Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on August 16, 2020, 12:53:00 AM
« Reply #230 on: Today at 23:53:00 »

The worst performance of my life and they never doubted it for a second.


Jackstar

AUTOBOTS, TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT
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I'm not gonna lie--sometimes, it's hard to be a woman. Sometimes... it's harder to be humble.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on August 24, 2020, 09:33:33 PM
« Reply #809 on: Today at 20:33:33 »

Also I've been personally activated for at least the last eight or nine hours. It's pretty ballin' to be a baller, I'm not going to lie to you, Cretins.

I am using the word "cretin" here by request. END OF LINE.

Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 26, 2020, 09:15:55 PM
« Last post by Dr. MD MD on Today at 20:15:55 »

Look, look, read, read, now I'm just sayin', but if I pull a Bon Scott, this guy is my Brian Williams.

Not very likely, I'll grant you. Nevertheless, before I dropped out of Cub Scouts and refused progression to Boy Scouts because I just knew I couldn't trust those f******, I learned the motto: Be Prepared.

Years later I found out that's the same motto Batman uses, so whatever suck my cock f*** you.

Pardon all this blue work; I just want to make sure the transition isn't too jarring for all y'all you snowflakes out there. Semper fu.

pate

Right, but what do Raspberries have do too?

-p

SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: pate on August 26, 2020, 11:14:36 PM
Right, but what do Raspberries have do too?

-p

Sorry Pate he can't answer right now, he's drunk too. I am thinking of having a prison riot all by myself :)

pate

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 26, 2020, 11:26:52 PM
Sorry Pate he can't answer right now, he's drunk too. I am thinking of having a prison riot all by myself :)

Iobviouslyencodedthatwrong,shouldyouburnthetoiletpapersuppliesIassureyoutherewillbemoreatyourlocalsundrystore.

In Deed!

-p

SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: pate on August 27, 2020, 12:35:29 AM
Iobviouslyencodedthatwrong,shouldyouburnthetoiletpapersuppliesIassureyoutherewillbemoreatyourlocalsundrystore.

In Deed!

-p
It's ok I prefer the Bday anyway!


Silphion

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 27, 2020, 01:29:55 AM
OMG Kevin Spacey Haunts my nightmares!!!

Crazy Days and Nights has had many horrific tales of the sordid Mr. Spacey.
The unsavoury reputation goes back to his first television work on Wise Guy.

Jackstar

Quote from: Silphion on August 27, 2020, 01:42:50 AM
Crazy Days and Nights has had many horrific tales of the sordid Mr. Spacey.

YouTube collage link or it didn't happen. Your Move, Maggot.

SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: Silphion on August 27, 2020, 01:42:50 AM
Crazy Days and Nights has had many horrific tales of the sordid Mr. Spacey.
The unsavoury reputation goes back to his first television work on Wise Guy.
I know

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on August 26, 2020, 09:23:53 PM
Look, look, read, read, now I'm just sayin', but if I pull a Bon Scott, this guy is my Brian Williams.

Not very likely, I'll grant you. Nevertheless, before I dropped out of Cub Scouts and refused progression to Boy Scouts because I just knew I couldn't trust those f******, I learned the motto: Be Prepared.

Years later I found out that's the same motto Batman uses, so whatever suck my cock f*** you.

Pardon all this blue work; I just want to make sure the transition isn't too jarring for all y'all you snowflakes out there. Semper fu.

Just have SpaceMeowMaid drop the code phrase Back in black so that I’ll know and I’ll have my chin pressed into my chest faster than they stole Kennedy’s brain. ;) 8)

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