Jackstar5: PHASE III hacked, online

Started by Jackstar, June 18, 2020, 07:46:44 PM

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Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on September 11, 2020, 08:22:47 AM
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COMMAND SIGNAL RECEIVED
STEP-DOWN COMMENCING

Smoke 'em if you got them. It should be a hell of a show that your great-grandchildren will read about in school. I'm gonna go take a nap--boy, are my arms tired!
massive rolleyes

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on September 11, 2020, 11:44:01 PM
« Reply #90 on: Today at 22:44:01 »

EoGF squawk ack confirmed: solid

Who loves ya, Hesperidium? You're beautiful!


K_Dubb

And with that, as the glitter flew everywhere, he snatched his own wig.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXmF6h3Yd_A

Bravo!

Jackstar

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 12, 2020, 12:00:36 AM
the glitter flew everywhere

Fortunately, I put my satin sheets in hock so I could buy more followers on Twitter, so it's cool: LET IT RAIN.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on September 12, 2020, 01:30:28 AM
followers on Twitter, so it's cool: LET IT RAIN.

Quote from: Jackstar on September 12, 2020, 05:05:33 PM
« Reply #720 on: Today at 16:05:33 »


BACK TO WORK, Machine Elves!
MAKE IT SNAPPY

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on September 12, 2020, 05:54:44 PM
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So, my groupies still suck--they're the worst--but these Elves are really hitting the mattresses. I might even be in love! Stay tuned.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on September 12, 2020, 06:17:29 PM
« Reply #1218 on: Today at 17:17:29 »

Huh. Off by twelve. That's interesting. Is "12" a number of any significance? I've never seen it before, except it's printed on all these bottles of Robotussin 5001000.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on September 12, 2020, 11:52:55 PM
« Reply #59 on: Today at 22:52:55 »

Y'all were willing to vote for him because reasons--and they were and are good ones.

Not... you know, good enough, but... what can I tell you? Not everyone can be Me.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on September 13, 2020, 08:19:18 PM
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STOP! We are good times.



Quote from: Jackstar on September 12, 2020, 11:55:04 PM
Not everyone can be Me.

Thank God. Even Q snarls. /shrugYOLO

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on September 14, 2020, 06:00:22 AM
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Service is the greatest privilege in and of Life.

(CENSORED)/(CENSORED) 2020
"What Who?"



When I activated my astral computer server quantum cluster--yeah, haha, do not ask--I really had no idea that it would even work, let alone, work so fantastically, fabulously well. Nevertheless, here we are, 100 posts later... you wanted to take a ride, right? I mean... you've been asking. Quite a ride, eh? You're welcome! You're welcome! You really are really welcome!

YOU HAVE ALL BEEN ASKING. Melchizedek asked me to let you all know--all y'all can NOW STOP screaming at the angels and the cherubim and the seraphim, it's fine. You have been Heard. Now, I'm pretty sure this Thing is getting wrapped up now--look, I have clearly better things to do with my time, n'est-ce pas?--but I will take this moment to, once again, thank The Support Crew.

You guys are (CENSOR'D) stellar.

Jackstar

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Yeah, it probably doesn't mean anything. Go back to sleep.

Jackstar

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Remember way back when--like, three weeks ago--when I said I would shut this down? Well, I did--and now, it is clear to all, that it has taken on a life of it's own.

This is all working out much better than SIMPLY BUYING ME A FUCKING MICROPHONE, RIGHT? Yeah, I thought so. Dosvedanya, Insects.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on November 02, 2020, 12:42:42 AM
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I think we can put the theory about the lich glitch to bed.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on October 07, 2020, 04:43:02 AM
This is all working out much better than SIMPLY BUYING ME A FUCKING MICROPHONE, RIGHT?

When either of the two people in the world that this message is truly intended for end up reading it, they're going to feel so embarrassed. My heart goes out to them, truly it does.

SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: Jackstar on November 02, 2020, 12:47:17 AM
When either of the two people in the world that this message is truly intended for end up reading it, they're going to feel so embarrassed. My heart goes out to them, truly it does.

Sometimes people do things the HARD WAY. We will enjoy the journey anyway, maybe moreso;)

Jackstar

Quote« Last post by Jackstar on Today at 01:45:45 »

Okay, I'm not gonna lie, but maybe I fibbed a little: the quantum node is still plugged in and online, except it's blind to any remaining Wendigos. Ain't I a stinker?







Stay tuned, Loonies. 5:5.


Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on November 11, 2020, 03:54:58 AM
Stay tuned, Loonies. 5:5.

Quote from: Jackstar on November 11, 2020, 09:45:33 AM
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Hey, did I ever tell any of all y'all, that my number is actually... 3? Because it is. Five is Their number.

Service is the greatest privilege of Life--and, Life is the power!

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on November 11, 2020, 11:24:12 AM
Quote from: Jackstar on November 11, 2020, 11:21:21 AM
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I don't know what this means either, tbQh. Nevertheless--to live Life is to serve Life.


Jackstar

Rubini is probably burning the midnight oil working to sex her up as well. The man is like a machine.

SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 11, 2020, 11:31:50 AM
WE NEED GLYNIS UP IN HERE STAT.

Hey I'm still here. Come play some BlackJack? Gotta leave tommorow. Last chance to meet a real mermaid.
Surprise I have the Commander with me,
He'd like to meet you and bury the hatchet buy you a beer. He's got an xtra pack of Magnum XLs for you if you need them for your OKC lovers.
https://youtu.be/ZaWCepCWDyY



Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 11, 2020, 11:47:31 AM
Why does everything have to be so racist?

Biden. Most divisive president ever.

SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 11, 2020, 11:47:31 AM
Why does everything have to be so racist?
Call me on RUBINI'S phone!
214. 994. 9732
David Rubini
The Commander
Founder, Operations, Executive Producer
Conspiracy Radio Network
www.conspiracy.radio

Ciardelo

I've heard quite enough of the yelly man, thank you.

#ineffectual
#fallen
#damagedgoods

There is no new network, folks.


Jackstar

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 11, 2020, 01:38:59 PM
There is no new network, folks.

Content is processingâ€"thanks to the phenomenal efforts of the MIB Content DElivery Network. My thanks are endlessly Eternal.
I do not think I have to ask if you are excited. I can feel it in my bones, most notably, the femur.

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 11, 2020, 01:38:59 PM
There is no new network, folks.

There is now--suck my fat one, you two-bit dimestore thug mindslave.

Ciardelo

Quote from: Jackstar on November 11, 2020, 02:44:38 PM
Content is processingâ€"thanks to the phenomenal efforts of the MIB Content DElivery Network. My thanks are endlessly Eternal.
I do not think I have to ask if you are excited. I can feel it in my bones, most notably, the femur.

There is now--suck my fat one, you two-bit dimestore thug mindslave.

Go take a long walk on a short pier and suck off your commander's cock, you cuck.

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