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Started by nooryisawesome, May 28, 2020, 07:48:30 PM

ItsOver

Quote from: paladin1991 on October 14, 2020, 02:56:47 AM
I get that you are aware of the lifestyle.
I can’t confess to any excursions to locales such as Bang-cock, and even if I did, it was strictly to focus on the game board, but unlike a number of Bell Blitz boys, I have escaped from mom’s cellar on occasion.




AZZERAE

Quote from: ItsOver on October 14, 2020, 02:30:36 AM
I actually think he looks kind of cute, realizing that by saying that, I’m risking my studly hetero man card...

Perhaps a Sweathogs Anonymous is in order.

ItsOver

Quote from: AZZERAE on October 14, 2020, 03:43:01 AM
Perhaps a Sweathogs Anonymous is in order.
Heh, heh... I don’t see no Sweathog.


K_Dubb

Quote from: ItsOver on October 14, 2020, 02:30:36 AM

I actually think he looks kind of cute, realizing that by saying that, I’m risking my studly hetero man card, no matter which individual in the above you may think I’m referencing.

Ho boy that is how it starts!  Next thing you know, you'll be waking up next to Mr. Green Jeans.

AZZERAE

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 13, 2020, 04:30:32 PM


You do know that the origin of HIV was the result of chimps carrying the Simian Immunodeficiency Virus (SIV), a virus closely related to HIV, and being hunted and eaten by people living in what is now the Democratic Republic of Congo in 1920...Right?

K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on October 14, 2020, 10:13:51 AM
You do know that the origin of HIV was the result of chimps carrying the Simian Immunodeficiency Virus (SIV), a virus closely related to HIV, and being hunted and eaten by people living in what is now the Democratic Republic of Congo in 1920...Right?

I fail to see what bearing this might have on my overall appraisal of the chimpanzee as a species, or my enthusiasm for buggery in general.

Ciardelo

South African chimp buggery.  :o

Now THERE'S a topic for the Azzcast!  ;D

AZZERAE

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 14, 2020, 10:16:10 AM
I fail to see what bearing this might have on my overall appraisal of the chimpanzee as a species, or my enthusiasm for buggery in general.

Nothing I say or do has any bearing on anything, and as an inconsequential, irrelevant nobody it'd behoove you to forget you ever read my words. Burn them, along with any memory you may have retained of me.

albrecht

Quote from: AZZERAE on October 14, 2020, 10:13:51 AM
You do know that the origin of HIV was the result of chimps carrying the Simian Immunodeficiency Virus (SIV), a virus closely related to HIV, and being hunted and eaten by people living in what is now the Democratic Republic of Congo in 1920...Right?
Assuming the natives cook the meat- a big assumption I admit- I sort of doubt it . I think it would be handling the raw meat, monkey bites, or worse would be source. 

Interestingly Minneapolis and Chicago are 'hot spots' in the bushmeat trade. Every so often one reads a story of customs catching some traveler with bushmeat in their suitcase.

https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/23/12/17-0563_article

And I don't want to know what they are doing in Florida to get herpes in feral monkeys!

https://nypost.com/2019/12/31/feral-herpes-infected-monkeys-wreaking-havoc-in-florida/ 





ItsOver

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 14, 2020, 10:06:02 AM
Ho boy that is how it starts!  Next thing you know, you'll be waking up next to Mr. Green Jeans.
I think I’m safe.  I’m not much into straw hats.


K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on October 14, 2020, 10:21:12 AM
Nothing I say or do has any bearing on anything, and as an inconsequential, irrelevant nobody it'd behoove you to forget you ever read my words. Burn them, along with any memory you may have retained of me.

Do you need a hug, sweetheart?  You are none of those things to me.

Ciardelo

We believe in you Azz.

Why don't you let BellGab love you until you can love yourself?

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on October 14, 2020, 10:21:31 AM
Assuming the natives cook the meat- a big assumption I admit- I sort of doubt it . I think it would be handling the raw meat, monkey bites, or worse would be source. 

Interestingly Minneapolis and Chicago are 'hot spots' in the bushmeat trade. Every so often one reads a story of customs catching some traveler with bushmeat in their suitcase.

https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/23/12/17-0563_article

And I don't want to know what they are doing in Florida to get herpes in feral monkeys!

https://nypost.com/2019/12/31/feral-herpes-infected-monkeys-wreaking-havoc-in-florida/
Just stick with sardines.  Trust me.  Happiness is just a can away.





paladin1991

Quote from: ItsOver on October 14, 2020, 03:24:28 AM
I can’t confess to any excursions to locales such as Bang-cock, and even if I did, it was strictly to focus on the game board, but unlike a number of Bell Blitz boys, I have escaped from mom’s cellar on occasion.


https://youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU

paladin1991

Quote from: AZZERAE on October 14, 2020, 10:13:51 AM
You do know that the origin of HIV was the result of chimps carrying the Simian Immunodeficiency Virus (SIV), a virus closely related to HIV, and being hunted and eaten by people living in what is now the Democratic Republic of Congo in 1920...Right?

I guess old king Leopold missed a few.

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on October 14, 2020, 03:24:28 AM
I can’t confess to any excursions to locales such as Bang-cock, and even if I did, it was strictly to focus on the game board, but unlike a number of Bell Blitz boys, I have escaped from mom’s cellar on occasion.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niumQLDL_k0 

This running gag was the funniest part of the Police Academy franchise.

comaphobe

Quote from: ItsOver on October 14, 2020, 03:24:28 AM
Bang-cock



If ABBA hadn't gone kaput in 1983, this song would have probably been sung by Anni-Frid (lead) with chorus support by Agnetha.

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AZZERAE

Quote from: Ciardelo on October 14, 2020, 10:26:11 AM
We believe in you Azz.

Why don't you let BellGab love you until you can love yourself?

Looking for love on BellGab is like looking for simulating conversation in Pornhub's comment section.

Quote from: AZZERAE on October 14, 2020, 12:03:09 PM
Looking for love on BellGab is like looking for simulating conversation in Pornhub's comment section.

You really should stop cooming, clean up that diet too. Your content will be far better for it.

Asuka Langley

Quote from: AZZERAE on October 14, 2020, 12:03:09 PM
Looking for love on BellGab is like looking for simulating conversation in Pornhub's comment section.

Bellgab>Pornhub

Reject jewish mind control






Corona Kitty

Quote from: Asuka Langley on October 14, 2020, 02:14:40 PM
Bellgab>Pornhub

Reject jewish mind control





Their comment section is prime.

Jackstar

Quote from: Asuka Langley on October 14, 2020, 02:14:40 PM
Reject jewish mind control

Careful and astute readers will note that Thanks for the advice, Satan.



paladin1991

Quote from: AZZERAE on October 14, 2020, 12:03:09 PM
Looking for love on BellGab is like looking for simulating conversation in Pornhub's comment section.


I get my best material there.

Jackstar

I just found out about this obvious murder. One might imagine that I have my ear to the ground on local issues--and oftentimes, I surely do--but not this one.

I guess I was busy with something else at the time. In any event, I could not give a single, solitary shit about that police vehicle, pictured on Twitter a couple posts prior to this one. That is the most obvious case of insurance fraud and destruction of evidence I've ever seen. One cop witness, huh? Did his body camera fall off after failing to turn on with the battery catching on fire? Nobody speak--Nobody get choked.

Quote from: WOTR on October 15, 2020, 08:20:35 PM
Fucking Proud boys are at it again, I see.

What are you now--a Mountie? Get your ass back to the stables, Banacek, and take your adorable little magnifying glass and miniature deerstalker cap with you.


K_Dubb

Quote from: Jackstar on October 16, 2020, 06:09:06 PM
I just found out about this obvious murder. One might imagine that I have my ear to the ground on local issues--and oftentimes, I surely do--but not this one.

Oof.  I had forgotten about that one.  I hope the good people of Poulsbo manage to commemorate his death without rampaging through the streets looting all the kringles out of Sluys Bakery and pillaging Marina Market for their nøkkelost and imported Swedish herring.

One account of the burning of the police car I read said it was set alight with a piece of burning lumber, which must be that thing protruding from the driver's door, and that one officer popped a shot off during the altercation.  I am sure it was terrifying seeing some crazed lunatic waving a flaming spear at them, a lot more so than poor Uncle lurching around with his screwdriver.


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