Minneapolis/St.paul riots

[Walks_At_Night]

Determined to destroy all vestiges of elkism, professional iconoclasts employed by the city, who previously kidnapped the sacred elk, now dismantle his altar.  Will this brutal inquisition ever stop?

https://twitter.com/KATUNews/status/1284137625691942912

Fortunately we have several large inflatables.

Some people just don't get the Elk.


https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f6181cb9-58f1-4eaf-9c0b-e53de160f19b

[Walks_At_Night]

Some where the Elk gently weep...........   


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H5xPOCyJHg

[Dr. MD MD]

Ha ha ha you have fallen into my trap.  Because we were not in the habit of assuring each other that certain lives mattered before someone proposed that black lives do, other formulations, however inherently true, function rhetorically as aggressive rebuttals or emendations to diminish the truth of the original.  Only perfect assent is permitted, you are a racist asswipe, and, were I inclined to dislike you for a slack-jawed Maga chud rather than contrive to get you to take your cute hoodie off, I would bash your head with a clear conscience.  Thus are two people in perfect agreement persuaded that they are in fact mortal enemies.

An exception allows for groups that are arguably worse off on the scale of oppression like indigenous folks and black trannies, which leads to the new (to me) label "BIPOC" for Black & Indigenous People Of Color which basically means "No Asians" since they are doing fine.

Head-bashing with a clear conscience is precisely what’s wrong with communists and why they’re really just horrible mobster thugs who should be dealt with accordingly.

[Walks_At_Night]

Keeping hearing how Portland is awash in an Army of shadowy, Feds...busting heads and 'disappearing' the innocent.  Must be the lamest Stasi ever, they can't even keep a couple of dozen guys from ripping up a courthouse.  Why would the Feds be there at all anyway?  It's silly.

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1284436175177089024

[whoozit]

It is all there in front of your eyes.


https://youtu.be/hpH_rKkjVwQ

[Walks_At_Night]

It is all there in front of your eyes.

Maybe.  If I were Joe Fed, I'd haved just called the Mayor early on and told him Federal property had better come through untouched.  We'll re-imburse you for any overtime and if you need any equipment you got it.  If nothing was done to quell the destruction just deny any Federal funds and bill the city for the reconstruction of any thing damaged.  If they don't pay up - that is when you end in the Feds to rip it out of their ass.   

[WOTR]

Only perfect assent is permitted, you are a racist asswipe, and, were I inclined to dislike you for a slack-jawed Maga chud rather than contrive to get you to take your cute hoodie off, I would bash your head with a clear conscience. 

Head-bashing with a clear conscience is precisely what’s wrong with communists and why they’re really just horrible mobster thugs who should be dealt with accordingly.

It's funny. That was not the conclusion that I reached.

I assumed he wanted to bash my head in, not because of antifa or communism- but rather because

[pate]

Ha ha ha you have fallen into my trap.  Because we were not in the habit of assuring each other that certain lives mattered before someone proposed that black lives do, other formulations, however inherently true, function rhetorically as aggressive rebuttals or emendations to diminish the truth of the original.  Only perfect assent is permitted, you are a racist asswipe, and, were I inclined to dislike you for a slack-jawed Maga chud rather than contrive to get you to take your cute hoodie off, I would bash your head with a clear conscience.  Thus are two people in perfect agreement persuaded that they are in fact mortal enemies.

An exception allows for groups that are arguably worse off on the scale of oppression like indigenous folks and black trannies, which leads to the new (to me) label "BIPOC" for Black & Indigenous People Of Color which basically means "No Asians" since they are doing fine.

Brother Dubb!  I have just decided that I am running for President of the United States of America, I need a running-mate.  Will you stand with me as Vice-President?

I think the campaign slogan should be "We are going to fix this shit."  I figure we can just figure it out while we git 'er dun, and stuff.

I realize it is a little late, but I assume a good run can be made.  We can draw on the vast pool of BellGabian knowledge and experience, fill our cabinets and shit.

YEAH!

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

I may immediately retire to my Dictatorial for Life villa on the PFRDP estate, and leave you holding the bag, if one of your first acts as President is official recognition of my statehood and awesomeness.  I leave the ambassador choice to you, I prefer a largish breed of dog maybe a Golden Retriever with an appropriate outlandish name.

Fuck Yeah!  Are you with me?

-p

[K_Dubb]

Brother Dubb!  I have just decided that I am running for President of the United States of America, I need a running-mate.  Will you stand with me as Vice-President?

I think the campaign slogan should be "We are going to fix this shit."  I figure we can just figure it out while we git 'er dun, and stuff.

I realize it is a little late, but I assume a good run can be made.  We can draw on the vast pool of BellGabian knowledge and experience, fill our cabinets and shit.

YEAH!

I may immediately retire to my Dictatorial for Life villa on the PFRDP estate, and leave you holding the bag, if one of your first acts as President is official recognition of my statehood and awesomeness.  I leave the ambassador choice to you, I prefer a largish breed of dog maybe a Golden Retriever with an appropriate outlandish name.

Fuck Yeah!  Are you with me?

-p

Fuck Yeah!  All we'd have to do is take our shirts off.

[pate]

Fuck Yeah!  All we'd have to do is take our shirts off.

Dude, I am totally not wearing a shirt right now!

Let's do this.

Part of my first 100 days plan is to get PMs and bold text re-instated here.  I think that is the main issue behind both the civil unrest/rebellion AND CoVid.  This will be epic.  Do you have an pet projects or pork-barrel stuff that needs tending to?

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

[Walks_At_Night]

Dude, I am totally not wearing a shirt right now!

Let's do this.

Part of my first 100 days plan is to get PMs and bold text re-instated here.  I think that is the main issue behind both the civil unrest/rebellion AND CoVid.  This will be epic.  Do you have an pet projects or pork-barrel stuff that needs tending to?

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Hells yeah!  I'd like to offer my services as a Consigliere as you flesh out your cabinent.  I've got some thoughtful ideas on the matter.

[pate]

Hells yeah!  I'd like to offer my services as a Consigliere as you flesh out your cabinent.  I've got some thoughtful ideas on the matter.

As long as you can reccomend Chuck Norris as SecDef.

What I really need help on is how to re-organize the Shadow Government.  I actually had you in mind for Shadow President.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

[Jackstar]

Dude, I am totally not wearing a shirt right now!

Let's do this.

Look, look, read, read: I didn't plan it this way. This is just how it worked out. In Minecraft.

And obviously I am prepared to allow quite a lot. This has all already been done. This is all going to happen again. And still, I allow more and more again. The Agenda has not been denied. I'm told the Alphans have already cleared twelve continents on half of the seven planets allotted. HALF. Even YP is impressed. This means a lot to the tiny taco terror, and it does to me as well. IRL.

Do you have an pet projects or pork-barrel stuff that needs tending to?

Vote Beeblebrox. Implement grammar faeries. Requisition a Wave Motion Gun.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Excellent. I see that's already been done. Do either of you have a spare concealed weapons permit I can borrow? I left mine in my other pants.

Thanks in advance.

[Jackstar]

I actually had you in mind for Shadow President.

There aren't going to be any shadows where we're going. Also, I have eaten the last three Shadow Presidents. It's not a great gig these days.

They needed salt.

[GravitySucks]

Hells yeah!  I'd like to offer my services as a Consigliere as you flesh out your cabinent.  I've got some thoughtful ideas on the matter.

I call dibs on Secretary of Space

#MakePateGreatAgain

[pate]

I call dibs on Secretary of Space

Puppet or Shadow?

There aren't going to be any shadows where we're going. Also, I have eaten the last three Shadow Presidents. It's not a great gig these days.

They needed salt.

What Pesidential plum can I offer you for your vote?  World is your oyster, I will even give you Gravity's spot as SecSpace.

I really need that Jackstar gravitas.

Grav, if he wants your spot will you accept Fleet Admiral in the Space Force?

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit

[pate]

...
#MakePateGreatAgain

I totally forgot about #MAPA Make America Pate Again.  This reminds me that I need someone to run the official Twitter account.  I despise Twitter for some reason.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

[K_Dubb]

Dude, I am totally not wearing a shirt right now!

Let's do this.

Part of my first 100 days plan is to get PMs and bold text re-instated here.  I think that is the main issue behind both the civil unrest/rebellion AND CoVid.  This will be epic.  Do you have an pet projects or pork-barrel stuff that needs tending to?

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

I am mostly interested in drinking beer, and petting the dog.  But if pressed I would propose that every city have a bronze elk before which nightly bonfires are lit and hecatombs of ribs are distributed to the hungry.

[pate]

I am mostly interested in drinking beer, and petting the dog.  But if pressed I would propose that every city have a bronze elk before which nightly bonfires are lit and hecatombs of ribs are distributed to the hungry.

Beer drinking and dog petting are pretty solid planks in the Campaign platform.

Is one bronze elk statue per city enough?  What if you have a long walk, are morbidly obese with a bad knee?  Might want to have an elk statue on every block?  That beats a chicken in every pot in my book.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

[Jackstar]

hecatombs of ribs

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are distributed to the hungry.

It's not "All They Want To Eat". It is "All They Can" eat.

And, don't call me Shirley.

[Jackstar]

I really need that Jackstar gravitas.

I'm not allowed to tell you how many Omega-22 activations you've got in the clip, but I can tell you that you have several hundred mags, and half of them are fully loaded. HALF.

I'M NOT HIM. I AM NOT GONNA LIE, I GOTTA THINK THIS ONE OVER.

I can't won't just allow everything. Where's that Wave Moron Gun? I talked to Requestitions about that several thousand parsecs ago, and zilch.

[K_Dubb]

Beer drinking and dog petting are pretty solid planks in the Campaign platform.

Is one bronze elk statue per city enough?  What if you have a long walk, are morbidly obese with a bad knee?  Might want to have an elk statue on every block?  That beats a chicken in every pot in my book.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Ew no fatties can stay home eating nothing but hard-boiled eggs until they are fit to be seen in public.

[pate]

Ew no fatties can stay home until they are fit to be seen in public.

Dude, you are the best Veep pick a candidate ever made.  That is now part of the first 100 days.

Roz, I really want you for First Lady?

pate/K_Dubb
"We are going to fix this shit"

[GravitySucks]

Puppet or Shadow?

What Pesidential plum can I offer you for your vote?  World is your oyster, I will even give you Gravity's spot as SecSpace.

I really need that Jackstar gravitas.

Grav, if he wants your spot will you accept Fleet Admiral in the Space Force?

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit

Will I get scrambled eggs on my hat?

[pate]

Will I get scrambled eggs on my hat?

Shee-it, bro.  You can have whatever hat you want, I reccomend old skool admiral hat, rigged fore & aft, but you can wear it athawrtship if you want.  Hell, switch it up do something different every day.

Sash with as many medals as you can pin on it.  You are SecSpace, to infinity and beyond!  Dress up like Buzz Lightyear.  Own that shit!

We need to find someone that will fill and not skim to heavily from the campaign coffers.  Need dollars, recruit thugs/bullies to solicit donations, hire Ukrainian hackers for some digital piracy etc...

pate/K_Dubb 2020[
"We are going to fix this shit"

[ItsOver]

Dude, you are the best Veep pick a candidate ever made.  That is now part of the first 100 days.

Roz, I really want you for First Lady?

pate/K_Dubb
"We are going to fix this shit"

I'd like to see a firm stance AGAINST any sardine confiscation.

[K_Dubb]

Dude, you are the best Veep pick a candidate ever made.  That is now part of the first 100 days.

Roz, I really want you for First Lady?

pate/K_Dubb
"We are going to fix this shit"

I will not let you down, sir.

[pate]

I'd like to see a firm stance AGAINST any sardine confiscation.

Part of the first 100 days initiative will be the critical issue of the sardine supply, I believe a secure nation is one well stocked with a diverse, flavorful, and affordable sardine supply.

ItsOver, I believe FDA needs your sort of astute and creative leadership.  The position is yours, if I can count on your multiple votes?  What do you say?  AgSec (I can make up cabinet positions as needed).

Name the price of your vote, sir!

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

[Juan]

I want the Attorney General position that has the power.  And a government contract for supplying orange jump suits.

[pate]

I will not let you down, sir.

Although I work for a living, I like this "sir" business.  K_Dubb you really seem like a biddable and well-behaved Veep.  I knew when I tapped you for the spot, I would not be disappointed.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"