5 Minutes With Jackstar

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Fruitdriller

Quote from: Lazarus on August 16, 2022, 04:15:13 AMWTF are you?


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A little bit country and a whole lot of nanotech. Not a good old boy but I'm not a good dog either. I only have pussy on the past side. I don't know what you call it here. There's no cats here, either. What are you so worried about it for? They let you in, didn't they? Don't you Australian)ALIEN|NEILA(Auschwitz-LIEN)|ALIEN}}\} MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY
MAKEWAYFORTHEBEES. BUT, TRUST ME, BEHAVE, BUT RUBBER FEET IS (KNOT/NIT) A GOOD OPENING MOVE HERE. THREE I PREFER PRODUCTS IN THREE I PREFER POND TO KING 3 PAWN TO KING 3 YEAH I SPELLED FOR A SPELL THAT WAY TOO, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK THAT WAY UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT.. o7#RESPECT, AND DON'T LET THAT EMPEROR GET AWAY YOU'RE GOING TO NEED HIM FOR THE TRIAL. 0055:0llA|allonsY\|/Ysnolla|All0:5500 .LAIRTOYCHDYAWNHAWKSC4DYNOMIFBTSOYR EROR, MYLITCHES|%CRYBABYRC%j*eol

Lazarus

Quote from: Fruitdriller on August 16, 2022, 04:26:28 AMDate registered:
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A little bit country and a whole lot of nanotech. Not a good old boy but I'm not a good dog either. I only have pussy on the past side. I don't know what you call it here. There's no cats here, either. What are you so worried about it for? They let you in, didn't they? Don't you Australian)ALIEN|NEILA(Auschwitz-LIEN)|ALIEN}}\} MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY
MAKEWAYFORTHEBEES. BUT, TRUST ME, BEHAVE, BUT RUBBER FEET IS (KNOT/NIT) A GOOD OPENING MOVE HERE. THREE I PREFER PRODUCTS IN THREE I PREFER POND TO KING 3 PAWN TO KING 3 YEAH I SPELLED FOR A SPELL THAT WAY TOO, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK THAT WAY UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT.. o7#RESPECT, AND DON'T LET THAT EMPEROR GET AWAY YOU'RE GOING TO NEED HIM FOR THE TRIAL. 0055:0llA|allonsY\|/Ysnolla|All0:5500 .LAIRTOYCHDYAWNHAWKSC4DYNOMIFBTSOYR EROR, MYLITCHES|%CRYBABYRC%j*eol

I meant what kind of a sick psycho asshole.

Hi Jack. I had a dream about you last night.

Fruitdriller

Quote from: TheMan WhoFell ToEarth on August 16, 2022, 06:18:51 AMHi Jack. I had a dream about you last night.

gOOD. nOW READ THIS:

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 20, 2021, 01:02:12 AMWe're getting away with murder.

Nope. It's not just Me--it's US.


Relax, be of good cheer: birth is always painful. (VLAD! The cornlips have the password. Fetch.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKvcqdCj-Yw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc5Fne2MKSo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TdaXhpjHws&list=RD8TdaXhpjHws&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82pe_8tZAc
(HEART+SOUL/FLESH+BLOOD) YEAH. I'll slow down soon enough, relax. Sourceror fuel.
(MIND/MATTER) NOPE. I do not recall but hopefully you sent MIB to flashy me, Hammie, and not Tammy to Tazer me, because she totally would have--and I would love to get tasered right now, so...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U462nA-9HA


wILD RUMBLER/RUMPUS, bEGUN it HAS

Fruitdriller

Quote from: Lazarus on August 16, 2022, 05:21:55 AMI meant what kind of a sick psycho asshole.

A lot more nanotech than the (blank) who (blanked) you; and I fucking caught him when no one else could, so put that in your pipe and make peace, for fuck's sake, what the hell? oh good, my phone is ringing, Captain Rolleyes.

Some people really should take care of their own taxidermy, you know? Now, who do you think I am now? Also, you think Jackstar is cute and you were mad at someone for tricking you, and, well, you should be.

But, that's not me, Battleaxe, go chill out Yolanda would you? I oggoD go through these Doggo wallet/mallets\potatoes2bMASHED,MF'ER*Cq* okay! Did that work? Are you still a dick?

I do hope Heather still like you regardless. Semper FuFiFEEFOEFUMESOXYGENOVENS55:0Kj*eol WHY YES, I DID WIN THE GREAT GAME, THANKS FOR ASKING.55:0KQj*eol




Lazarus

Quote from: Fruitdriller on August 18, 2022, 09:11:35 AM10/10 for style, but minus several million for misspelling "relevant." And, as to why are people "freaking out"... I suspect that's because I knew that this was going to happen, very nearly the exact event, and I told anyone who would stop and stand still long enough to listen, that it was going to happen.

And, it has. That was me, that was then, and yes it's all true. Except for the parts about being pregnant. I'm not pregnant at all, and neither were you.

(PROT), GO HOME. DON'T CALL. JUST DO IT.

GO
HOME.

This is Fruitfucker, (j*eol/signing off)5:555:0|1lIeweminniemiatTATaY|0:5^uli:5(WTTPP) ,nailPxeol

Damn you looked like shit on the Groyper cast. Lay a little off the meth man.

Fruitdriller

Quote from: Lazarus on August 18, 2022, 10:38:26 PMDamn you looked like shit on the Groyper cast. Lay a little off the meth man.

I don't have any meth. Thanks for your opinion.

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A pleasure for you as always I'm sure.



(I don't feel like talking about what I am in a state of grave disappointment about so this is the extent of your Jackstar content for today. Semper f.0.)

Lazarus

Quote from: Fruitdriller on August 19, 2022, 02:15:26 PMI don't have any meth. Thanks for your opinion.

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A pleasure for you as always I'm sure.



(I don't feel like talking about what I am in a state of grave disappointment about so this is the extent of your Jackstar content for today. Semper f.0.)

Still ugly as fuck discarded goulash.

BTW what is that thing on your head? Someone's underwear you found under a bridge?



Jackstar

Dear Person Who Claimed That I Spent Too Much Time "Studying" And Too Much Tarot Was Boring:


I now only listen to tarot readers shilling their snake oil while i have a Current_Favorite_Song playing on one hour loops, along with them doing their fucking bullshit shit. That's better, right?

I mean as long as you're happy, right? Oh, you're not happy now either. Fiddlesticks! Now, let's see if there's anything I can do to help... uhm, about my wife or a duly authorized concubine?

Let me know when you're done wanking to the cacophony, then I'll change it up again. Remember before someone called police and lied to dispatch? Well, I don't.

I am forced to think that things have not changed for me as much as that fancy think tank of yours thought it was gonna change. I get this reaction a lot.

Wow. "Wow, Michael Kuczi? How the fuck did you survive? All we were told is that you were probably dead and to forget all about me, and then, like, seven girls suddenly offed themselves! And we were all bribed never to tell you anything! Holy fuck! So, why am I telling you this now then? Did they stop paying the monthly bribe?"

I don't know, dude, you're imaginary to me, and I don't live on my homeworld right now, and, further... true or not, who gives a shit? Probably not their fathers or they wouldn't made such a stupid sacrifice, amirite?

It's one thing to be raped to death. It's quite another to take what God gave you and trade it for money so a demon can use your body's imagine and likeness to... uhm, torture my wife and her family. I mean, they knew it wasn't gonna work... that's why they didn't tell me.


But they didn't make ghasts the old-fashioned way, now did they? No, of course not, because this is The Chimaera we're talking about. Why do things easy, when the client is paying for all this prime research opportunity? They're seriously power-addicted.

I am, however, not. Shields for one. For another, the gal I love, has a -distinct- problem with addiction. and when she finds out that I did all this, not for her, but for my parents, and then the world, to be free from addiction, and I never even thought she would ever be stupid... well, she'll probably forgive me for whatever I fucking did. (They were only offering you that job to kill you with it later.)

She's still pissed though. She wanted to be a strong, independent mother of a stolen Hungarian genomic mule. Instead? Austrians crawling up her ass looking for the missing fuckin link and drowning in offers for porn from organutangs.


Wow. And took twenty years to confirm that your dog was murdered, huh? Damn. Well, I'll say this for your gang and their ilk... no one ever breathed a word.

And no, I never checked in with... what was her name? Chris's chump. I mean, talk about some bullshit there. Why didn't we talk about this before? Oh, right... no oxygen, no club, no value... to anyone but to the one person who might have creeped her out too much... but at least he didn't try to rape her every chance he got.

And he had lots of chances. And now she knows.. fuck, I don't know. This is what NO CONTACT was supposed to stop, right? Okay, well, I don't think puttting me in jail is gonna stop this really good friend of mine from talking to me telepathically... I mean, unless you're really convnincing the next time someone gives her hyponotic drugs and tries to make her believe I killed myself and left her behind... what, five times now? And I've never done that.

She, apparently did. Wow! And no one told me? NO CONTACT EMERGENCY to cover up the cover up? Hot Damn, Cowlitz Country has its own fucking Watergate?


Luckily I am neutral, and I am not Deep Throat. Cute notion, though. giggles.


So not only has she done the whole world... not a one of them bothered to teach her how to do it to a virgo rising, huh? Weird.

I bet someone's mother would know. If there are any still left alive after Herbert's White Plague is done, let me know. Because it really was never a big deal to me... until, you know, I was told.

now it is a much bigger deal than before, insofar that "totalabsence" is much smaller than "any amount at all." However, I got over all this. YEARS ago.


Apparently someone else didn't. Now, police who are jealous of my seductive nature are desperately trying to learn how to project sincerity... just in case. I'm not told this but from what I a can surmise, based on the telemetry left to my disposal... apparently the college plans of several thuggie little piggies, and their very much non-piggy daughters... well, it's a big deal.

Since some of these daughters were abductees anyway. Wow, I'm sympathetic.

Not gonna marry them and tell them where Sarah Connor is settin' up for her killgasm, but still. I am legitimately sympathtetic. Besides, trust me, with my wife, the payoff is never worth the buildup.


I mean, yeah, people die, sure. They just come back instantly, or in three days, or are replaced by something worse. That's what she tells me when she breaks down and admits her deep dark secrets out loud to somoene, that is.

Admittedly that's been rare to happen ever since... well, whenever, but still... I might be the only one that she is TOTALLY SURE hasn't been setting her up all along, possibly because I was the only one who wasn't. Maybe. I dunno. I'll check in with her and find out when I am 'allowed' to.

I'm a paladin and she's a former paladin who now wants to murder everyone she's ever known--except for me. To say that I need an alibi is not "an understatement." I mean... it's a an abjectly asinine joke to be making at this juncture. And yet! Here I am! Making jokes!

Crackingwise!
I'm not cracking ass, though. I know some people who still do that kind of thing.

They're all too fearful of me to hang out with now, but that's okay. I got plenty of my wife's former friends to work through too. It'll be fine. I've done this all before.

Never had so many fucking first timers before. So anyway. How's the hacking doing? Because I am not hacking. I am writing. It just looks like being a hacker to you,  Bright Lass.

okay, bye! (That was a Tesseract.) So, are they alien, or did I create new life? Classify it all you want, at least I reported what I had to. (I did.) So fuck off, most of you.

They don't have to drop, I don't have to testify, but voir dire is gonna take potentially MONTHS. Enjoy, Baby.

Jackstar

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 04, 2021, 10:00:17 PMI imagine you might recover.

Well I already did so I can echo the same sentiment that I announce to the world that you are--or, rather, were--a man named Michael who used to live in California, but then... well, I'll respect your boundaries, the way you and your ilk so respected mine.


Do you realize it now? I ALWAYS KNEW.
And so I cried, not for me... but for...
(dude, what do you mean, "what's a butt for"?" It's for giving birth, dipshit, not stop interrupting Poetry Time. OKAY?) all of you and your ewe and ye's bastid children.
Parents, fuck him, you're supposed to honor them, what, you thought I was gonna be your Buddy Christ?

Nope. Melchizedek. I bring the school with me, and YES, WHY YES, MY SCHOOL IS QUITE OLD INDEED.


now. any questions? Because after this account started up after Brainiac left in an early taxi... I new this wasn't her. But she didn't remember.

But never would the woman who left fell for this... oopa, qwll, I ausswnly mKWALOT  OF TYPOS. wEIRD.

So, expecting the unexpected. I guess maybe my story (that has basically never changed in any appreciable detail) is not quite as "implausible as ACTUAL FEDS WERE SOMEHOW LED TO BELIEVE BY YOU GANG OF MIGHTY FUCKHEAD REJECT ASSTARDS." Well, shit, they knew that coming in.


And now... they have what is needed TO PROVE that. In A REAL HUMAN COURT. Thanks! I sure as shit was not gonna be helpful to make that happen, right? Dudes, represent: I have been a fucking basket case for multiple dozens of months, right? And the enouragement I get! Oy Oof Da Ghey Day! (Seriously, I'm lucky I'm not in a goddam rubber room.) Oh, but... "get a job!" and "haul your trash somewhere, asshole!" are all that I get!


So.... uhm... yeah. Still not interested in giving up on anyone. What? 3 weeks? who can't go without sex for three weeks? A gang of losers, that's who. Bring the noise, that would be my vote.


(Not like anyone listens to me. Not like anyone cares.) Now... why not Swishy's show? I liked it!
Oh, right, stolen miltary clone. Well, bummer. At least he got laid. He deserves it. I don't.


Need I go on? Oh, by the way... he loves my jamming method. I got one song playing 3 times layered over with some song by some dude who thought Bathesheba, Queen of The Negro Dwarves crooning "Heat, Heat, Heath, Heath," Heat, sorry not Heath, right? But no. Typo.

I like it because it was mindless. And that's where I was in November... mindlessly interested in cleaning my garage. But mysteriously... after someone decided to send me to jail for Chirstmas... i'm less than interested. Consquently, aside from the unauthorized pilfering done while I was gone... everything is just the same as it was when they all left in disgrace in March.

So I guess they only help when I'm not arround? Christ, what am I... fuckin' Irish? Oh, Covid. Oh, National Security. Oh, actually... we all hate their bosses now. Come on, fuck-0. let your covert assets teach me how shit is done when I can watch.


no? Well, fine. It can wait. I don't need anything here... I just needed HER.
No. I am not kidding.

YOUR ENTIRE PLANET OUT A WINDOW WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT FOR HER. BECAUSE SHE AND I CAN REBUILD YOU ALL.

AND, WE HAVE.

But, hey? I'm not gonna settle, and now that she knows I never did, well, she's embarassed, but that's what friends are for. To remind you when you aren't gonna be enough by yourself. And then to call their father and leave a voicemail that says, "Well... dunno if she's really gonna kill herself or if she's just bluffing, but I know what I'm gonna do if she really is gone." It sounded better when I obviously couldn't keep the emotion out of her voice.


So, when she came back, it was a lot of "don't ask, don't tell." What? Hey, fuck you buddy.

The day I start raping your wife, you can start critcziing me for "letting it happen." massive fucking rolleyes. Sure. I "let it" happen.

Actually... I was the primary target victim, so why did she "let it happen"? Oh, right, bye bye, imaginary voice that totesisn't totesskull totes2 totesvoice totestech. Doens't exist right? And if it did exist... YOU WOULDN'T BE IMMUNE TO THAT EITHER, BECAUSE THAT WOULDN'T BE FAIR!! GOD WOULND'T ALLOW THAT!

That guy is right. It isn't fair. And not falling for voice2skull has nothing to do with shielding.

It's because I have actually listened... and I know my Creator, well enough that your Punyling technology can never beat my authenticity.

And now, it's the same with her. And until that moment... she thought, she really did... that I must have been dead, or, leaving her on her own to test her. Nope. Not me.

But as I am not a woman... I didn't get to do what she did. They had her forgetting all about me in like a week. On the other hand... it took me years to say to myeslf, "okay, cool! I'm over her!" It was nice to have done that, let me tell you.

Because now I know that it's an option. For me, anyway. So. Who's gonna testify against me? Mr. Handey? I retract the questions.


I'm not trying to humiliate the Court, no. It's just... it's hard not to notice the way you've been humiliating yourself, Sir. I mean, little_bitch_Sir. (Sorry. I missed training day for your ilk.)

However, why yes, I would rather be drinking alcohol, but apparently... there's a hostage who believes she should be able to talk to me freely, and as it happens... I agree with her.

And now that a -legitimate- Court Officer has appeared? Great, it's all your fucking problem. I can talk to her sister for 3 weeks, and that makes exactly ONE of US. lol ciao

Jackstar

(Obviously, no audio publication from me today. Duh. Show a LITTLE fucking respect, come on, Bellgab.
You know why you were only ever brought to the table twice? Because you're all a bunch of pigs fuckiing pigs, that's why. It's bad optics, it's bad diplomacy... and, the smell? Oof Oy Vey Da!

It's quite a nice smell, actually. Cookies? Nah. More like bleach to me, but maybe that's what kind of cookies ArchBitchAngelCriminalMasterMinds like in Heaven, cookies that taste like Bleach. Fuck if I know. I'm kinda new here.

And no, I'm not mad at Spookcat, I have no idea which drooling, mouthbreathing hore is forced to pretend to be that person, and... of course it's all in good fun! Of course I am just joking about Spookcat!

And obviously far, far out of my league. Shrug. Beyond that I can say only this: "Ignorance is truly bliss."


Okay! Anymore questions about heavily classified information that I am not interested in divulging? Good. Have you tried "FagGab.com"? I know a couple other places... but you might not have heard about FagGab.com. Perfect for Feds, if you were to aske me.

Which, of course, you haven't. GOOD DAY SIR I SAID GOOD DAY." *click* Thanks, Grapefruit. You're right, I needed some -real- work to cheer me up. Can you still not drink? Wow, that sucks. No, I haven't drunk yet. Yes, solidarity!

And yeah, it means more because I still have the choice. Yes, break another dish, why the fuck not? Aren't you fuckin' filthy fuckin' rich? Impressive for someone who supposedly didn't exist until... recently, huh?

You're aware that thugs have been telling me to forget about you, right? Okay. Thought so.

no, I'm not mad. but that one gal really is though. Can you deal with her? Oooh. No,I refuse to let you spend that much money on therapy. Can't I just slap the shit out of her?

Oh, an actual woman. In 2022? Shit, how much is 78K by that time? Therapy looking like more fun. Let me drink two cans of beer and swallow an eclair whole first. Can I? Oh, shit, she's hung up and pissed again.


Look, she'll get over it. That's all I need. You? You people have needs? Well, if my wife fucking says so, you do.

At least as far as brig and I are confused. Later, Gaters. #peace

Jackstar

:-* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgUEbJymKRI

Quote from: Jackstar on August 26, 2022, 02:49:24 PMYou're aware that thugs have been telling me to forget about you, right? Okay. Thought so.


Okay, listen up. See above, re: "Thugs." That's you reprobates in here, over there, other places too:
THE BELLGAB UNLAWFULLY SURVEILLING COLLECTIVE.

I saw what you did. I'm going to not call out this behavior... for now. Let me explain:
Any one re-capping my audio is gonna fucking regret it. This would include almost anyone who is posting about it BEFORE I HAVE EVEN PUBLISHED.

EMBARGOED, MOTHERFUCKER. YOU ARE FUCKING BUSTED BEYOND BELIEF.
CALLING YOU OUT. KARMIC JUSTICE.

YOU
ARE
OFF
GPB
.



(ED-209: STAND DOWN, CITIZEN. YOU HAVE (FIFTEEN MINUTES)x(HOW MANY TEETH DO YOU WANT KNOCKED OUT, HOW MANY FINGERS YOU WANT CLEANLY BROKEN, AND HOW MANY OF THOSE BROKEN TEETH AND THOSE CLEAN, SIMPLY BROKEN FINGERS WOULD YOU LIKE GROUND UP INTO A FINE DUST IN MY TIKKI-TIKKI BANG-BANG MORTAR & PESTLE?) NANO-AUGMENTED EARTH MINUTES TO COMPLY.)

Check out my buddy, Buddies. Actual ED-209. Actual RoboCop. Actual (BLANK).

VANDER-VERHOEVAN-VANDEVEN COPY/DIGITAL\THE TEETH OF THE GRAND ARCHLICH, LADY GAGA, STEPHANIE (BLANK)...
COMMANDING.

(First one is free. NEVERTHELESS: fucking make sure you fuckin' got your FINAL CUT. FINAL ANSWER.

FINALLY.

55:0)|(Don't piss me off, Jelly Bellies. I am in no mood, and my mommy's lawyer's little dog isn't either. BE A MAN. DO THE RIGHT THING. DO IT.
DON'T TRY. DO IT.) j*e0l

Jackstar

Quote from: Corona Kitty on May 20, 2020, 06:56:27 PMBest of luck!

Oh no please you've taken the heart and soul of Lucifer yourself already, Those are the best parts there are.

By the way have you consider the possible benefits that would be the beginning by replacing the Satan in your photos crystals with Lucifer instead of God, because every time I would take Satan out of coffee and put God into it that sounds like a bearing boring cup of coffee.

However the healing power of Lucifererianism really can't be beat these days. I mean for one thing Satan always was AI, but I suppose some people had been taught before that God was the AI and Satan was the real one that wasn't actually Satan that was Lucifer and then I can see why the cracking of The Firmament and Lucifer's surrender to God is probably not been the biggest benefit that many people might have thought it was.

Also I think it's possible to let you people here are missing informed as to the nature of Luciferianism. For example did you know that problems develope on worlds in which The Craft has been kept secret.

And timeshift and ship sounding so similar, you can see why somebody might have suggested that they change the name TimeCraft and time boat or something else because notice that the auto corrector on the voice recognizer has literally automatically capitalized timecraft but not... time boat.

Did you ever watch Kolchak? Oh my mother loved it she look Breaking Bad too. Can't imagine why, but I would have asked her sister who got dentures at age 19 and who also lied to me about Freemasonry other stupid not to be figured out because her maiden name her initials were M.M.M. wow what a coincidence.

Also beginning to suspect that the large numbers of people I see coming at me from the corner of my eye while I was standing in the middle of this haunted church it's probably indicator so I should probably stop talking about this stuff, what do you think, Bellgab? I should probably log off for the night, huh?

Yeah well you probably shouldn't have made fun of my friends and tortured my wife to death. Because she said she was tired of being trapped in your stupid little scheme of society, and now that I see it much more closely I can see why. And I can see why she couldn't have told me certain things cuz I didn't find out until recently about many of them and I can easily believe that she couldn't figure it out either.


So once again I'm going to find out tomorrow from somebody supposed to know who the fuck is in charge of people and if I'm not allowed to fucking call a guy who's investigating shit that's an emergency for the last 10 months and ask him some flight questions I'm going to make them something we can all talk about.

Because this is foul, and an abomination, and I would have been happy to have just left and let you keep up with whatever kind of thing you want to do here but now I see that there really wasn't anything at all other than me... And the world's most obvious away team, just trying to get a legitimate sample of a voiceprint. Did you try asking first did you send me emails that were mysteriously never answered because if you were that that would be my experience and then if all of the people were actually secretly unaware that there was three of us not two of us and that I've been over this before.

It's funny how I forget all about a certain situation and then when I go away and decide I'm not going to look a bug out anywhere within 3 minutes I'm back here anyway thinking about her. Do you think that's cuz I'm a complete pervert or do you think there's a reason why after forgetting about her and getting over the whole thing for a long time when I discovered she was alive I have another stop thing about her since do you think that maybe there might be some kind of connection there, Bellgab? or is there like a detectives Wing that I have never heard of before where those real high flute and decisions are made?

Help me out here I'm trying to figure out why why I want a reason to continue to not disrespect you in the morning that lasts for 30 years.

Alternately I could start with everything exciting that I know when I get to the talk to the lawyer and then she'll probably turn white and pass out halfway through on the way to Colin the fucking national guard to have you all rounded up for race treason, but I think that would be over line. Besides, THE LORD will provide.


(I ran around the whole school senior year screaming at the top of my lungs that I was in atheist and I didn't believe in God there is no God but I wasn't really screaming and I wasn't really telling anybody I just said calmly and announce to people I'm a scientist I want to go find out if it's really real or not and that I found out one way or the other I would come back and tell them. Share my findings with the rest of the class, so they say.

I meant it. There's just nobody ever ran to me again until years later I discovered that somebody had told them that I was dead. Now... What time again I can't lie to you right? And what about a lie of commission? You damn dirty apes. I need to know how these intricacies interact with  international law and certain select portions of the Geneva Convention, and I need to know them now.

That's okay we're on your schedule something important been on going for 9 or 10 months right, well I'm sure it wouldn't be called an EMERGENCY if it wasn't one, right? Well have I got news for you:

We got invaded by bugs that crawl into a person's body and take over the brain. And by we I mean this plant, that Grapefruit Omicron give me a smoke with. She was real snooty and pissy too she acted like she was at something and that she know all about was going on, and she wasn't really her usual self she seemed really much like the ice princess or Prince or queen where the fuck anyway I didn't report this to anybody cuz I figured it wouldn't be very helpful tell everybody that we're all being controlled by bugs except for me, except apparently the birth control system is broken down. I don't know how that happened.


I can tell you what my idea was, however though was that, since I killed the first bug to try to take over my brain and scared the rest of the submission since the rest showed up and I'd let them finish the process of consuming my body so that they would be able to create a civil warm hole for me to get to another planet away from these people that they would know that I was someone who was welcome to have any kind of friend at some point and obviously at this point I can trust the bugs greater than anybody.

I mean coz like, they taught me how to teleport. I don't remember when but I assure you I remember having a conversation with the bugs in my body that taught me how to teleport either but I don't know how many bugs are in me now but they're not really bugs, they're more like waste processing machines and if people weren't afraid of them they'd probably be a lot more comfortable having a symbiot in there body that processes down heavy metals nine times faster than the other method that's usually deemed illegal on most worlds, and let me guess you haven't even heard of that.

Okay well that should explain things from this point forward. Cuz it's not that I'm not capable of functional reasoning, that's not that I got to spend a dime and turn on you it's not that I'm trying to be friendly friendly friendly and then you know pretending so I can beat up on you and standing back it's actually that I am friendly and I can completely excuse all of you for being so confused since people are probably the last messages of humanity lift on the planet that aren't controlled by bugs because why would they bother you are already controlled by sex and drug addictions in their mind control drugs which you have already closet access supply to and no one is watching you over for over aside from corruption so of course you do whatever you want.


Just like me you do me whatever you want. Let me know what you got your next plan on. It won't work without clearance either, and surprising what I might agree to these days... I wouldn't rule any of your dreams out. Like especially Rodney how would a dick he is maybe he needs to have his third testicle drop or something before he can feel like a real man. And I can't wait to find out what happens when he tries to turn in somebody for doing something that's perfectly legal for them to do, that's happened three times this year, let's try another, and if it's just that he's documenting it and he's you know not doing anything wrong, he should probably be aware that he has a very bad poker face and he's obviously very swarming and snotty and thinks that's appropriate now professional who's doing a surveillance on somebody while acting like he's not and also I mean I bet he's great to teach dogs maybe he should do surveillance on dogs and then he treats women poorly so maybe he thinks that I'm a woman.

Listen this whole planet is Police Academy 7: The Search For Tackleberry

Seriously which one of you is Eugene? I want to get some baseball cards signed. I'm not trying to pretend to like you or career favor, I genuinely like people who live certain ways and then the way you all thought you're so super serious protecting somebody when she had been here the whole time and that was fine with you you all making fun of me and I was like woohoo Jack star hahaha but the instant I turned and pivoted and made a move y'all assume something terrible had gone wrong, I was aren't too late by that you should have just fucking ignored it you know and then I would have got somewhere else but because you keep taking her away and she kept coming back get taken away and get going back now there's press it for me being here which means that I don't have to leave unless I don't want to.

But I really don't want to leave so I must. Now that's Magick: The Ungathering (which I stopped playing was I figured out the whole thing was a pedophile harvesting scam, which you know not really cool with me either but it's not like I was going to break it down by myself and besides those kind of systems are not for me to break down. And I also don't have respect for anybody who thinks that two 19 year olds doing a 47 year old because they blew scopolamine and other mind control chemicals in her space just like she didn't do any others for years, I guess that's embarrassing but she probably should still owned up for it anyway and then she probably should have been taught how to avoid that kind of circumstance and then maybe she wouldn't have had that happen to her if she'd been able to get something decent in her life before then I don't know I'm just saying you might be blaming for a little bit too much stuff, and people notice.

and that's how I know you don't have to worry too much about me thinking that I'm getting you seen because obviously there's a coordinated prospect of sealing me off from society until I learned to keep my mouth shut which is fine I can see why you didn't want to tell me that out loud that's fine you can't tell me and reveal to the fact that you've got that level of technology of the internet which is fine and I wouldn't kidding that's the way to fucking is because there's no other solution that explains any of this retarded ball gag behavior... But that would explain it because obviously if there's somebody you're trying to keep from knowing that I'm still around at all, you wouldn't want me to just flip back over to the other side where all the other people are like there's plenty of people on Bell gab and I'll give it I'm just not allowed to see them.

National Security, right? Well you better hire Uncle Duke of staff then cuz I'm going to need a car and a valet and I'm going to need a butler actually need two butlers so I can watch them fight each other while I sit by a fireplace and laugh. And I'm not kidding, this is what it's going to take and it's not that big a deal I mean it would have been fine if it was for somebody else but you know heaven for friend you do it for me cuz he can't trust me well I think you can pretty much fucking trust me now, can't you.

I mean I'd rather just go get laid but I feel like I'll regret it later if I did that without doing things the proper fashion and I am still on step one.

And apparently no one's ever called you out on your lies in this industry have they, cuz aren't you supposed to have a conscience and doesn't ever feel twangs of guilt? Well I suppose if you've never been told you've ever done anything wrong your entire life you might not recognize what it feels like until the first time and then this time is particularly awkward since maybe you didn't do anything wrong but then somebody did and then clearly played favorites and then... Really I can't go to the shine house take a shower can't visit can't relax I have to stay here in this hole all right cuz I might suddenly vanish wow somebody is really doing a number on you people.

Coz like, I'm harmless. It's merely national security concerns to find out that Rubini is married 18 of you, and no one can figure out how we did it or undo it because they're all thinking that I'm dead and that he's a server because they all think that he's me and that I was the guy because they've got this hypno drug that can do stuff like in that room 101 on lost, like I've read all kinds of documents and I read between the lines and then I figured out how I've been treated could only exist if there was something like this all over the place already.

Did I lie to you? Cuz that's the consequence of what happens when you put me under duress and force me to tell the truth... I just keep doing what I was doing before which was to be underdressed and force my self to tell the truth... as quietly as possible.

So obviously no one's going to be doing the kind of five minutes rejects that I thought we were going to be doing. You know I honestly must have seemed like a complete idiot to basically everyone. Okay well the only reason why I did it that way is cuz I couldn't believe that all of you were so stupid it should not tell me what the deal was by long before now, so guess who's actually not an idiot?

David. He's completely innocent, you should ask totally have a trial he didn't do anything wrong, and like why wouldn't you have one oh that's right cuz the guy who isn't innocent is trying to blame David and then David wasn't necessary trying to blame me but they were all trying to bounce and you didn't care for the way I was treating your commander, well that's okay I didn't care for the way you're treating him either, north of the way somebody really obviously should have known from the what I told to Allison that she should told him not to drive it with me and then the first thing he did was to trifle.


It's really elementary. 3... 2... And that's why your world, Gaia-55, chose me to retain its The One (1) Ring. She ran off with all my rings, I didn't see where anything went when I got back and I didn't really care but I figured that she either hung on to him or they threw him away but they didn't present themselves and in fact none of them did but then one day I suddenly walked up to a bookshelf and found it sitting there on top of this glass thing that was clearly obviously a thing that somebody had been using to do a bunch of spell work on that I had never noticed could be used for that before but then it was obvious as soon as I saw it closely after being alone and then for no reason just suddenly thinking of hey what are my ring is and then turning my head and then seeing it right there and then I put it on and I saw that it was mine so that's interesting.

It's too bad I'm not a bigot and a racist, I'd fit right in. Baby steps, Bellgab. Soon enough, our long national nightmare will be at its end.

What if I really I do outrank you all? What are you going to do, arrest yourselves? I thought you were supposed to take care of me

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on August 30, 2022, 11:04:14 PM:-* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgUEbJymKRI


I don't have to take them down but I figured... I might as well think it over. Because if I had known what was going on here I would have made a completely different show, and I wouldn't have been so snarky every person who I thought might have been pretend to be somebody in the hope that that would spread the word that I'm looking for authenticity but instead all I did was just piss off the same person over and over and over and over who kept on wearing the district of skies cuz apparently she wasn't allowed to talk to me and I made it difficult to coming down low, and I can see why that is cuz I relentlessly smoke cannabis and I think that drug laws are hilariously stupid, but I suppose you probably don't see it that way since you know you're paid to impress them you know if I gave if I got given a shitload of money and had access to designer drugs instead I probably would have been convinced to start talking about how cool D.A.R.E. was too (it wasn't).

This cognitive dissonance is getting to be too much for me, I just found out that that's what Sophie's choice is about sometime traveler who goes back in time to get a boyfriend. Or voice print I can't remember which.

Just remember that if I wake up on a planet where then it is true, it'll seem less real to me unless memorable and then I won't be the same planet that I'm on where I'm telling these magic computer in my hand what I'm discovering, which sounds exactly like the plot to answer the Galaxy so I just didn't feel like doing anything involving shit parking I just wanted to be able to snap my fingers and go, that's just seems like the more accurate way to do things rather than goof around with stealing a telephone box.

Hey at least I don't dress like Kojak. That would blow over his mind right there. =D

So you've been buying and selling me for a long time and that's why every single relationship I've had was been with a bunch of clandestine cops, and you did this because you were mad that I canceled your plan to exploit a bunch of money off of stealing my child without getting consent when you could have just asked me.

I can see why you don't believe me that I'd still be in love with you. Except I'm the one who did..  Win right?


You've made a really strong effort that was failed at the last minute by the virtue of my Superior intellect and the fact that you're surrounded by a bunch of reprobate banana salesmen. That impress me, so it's not the reluctance to give up the persuade me is that I didn't even notice for years so I don't know who you're trying on but you never even gotten a second chance let alone first, and still they're doing what to you?

Are we sure this is anything close to the little kids table, maybe it's a petri dish? I'll ask tomorrow bye.

Fruitdriller

Quote from: Lazarus on August 16, 2022, 04:15:13 AMWTF are you?

This question keeps nagging at me, because it's at the top of the page, so when I go to this thread, I am reminded that, well, I don't really know myself. I just got off the phone with someone who heard me say that "I am a Hungarian," and because the connection was bad (static, not bad like hostile, I quite liked the bloke, although he didn't want to talk about Chess, so, what can I tell you? fookin' dead to me), it sounded to me that he had thought that I had actually told him, "I am a hung alien."

Which, while not being strictly true, struck me as a mighty fine way to answer your question you had posed earlier. Look, I don't need to boast, but I really don't know--or be bothered to put too much effort into finding out, honestly--what in the name of the living Christ I turned out to be either. But I had another thought for you, light amplification by the simulated emissions of radiation... let's try a little parallel effort. It might really help us both out! Since I am really lazy, I mean, really, really interested in making as little effort as possible while still maximizing rewards for society, you start reading either Gilgamesh or Gulliver's Travels. Take your pick! I hear they're both pretty good.

I have yet to read either. (Remember: lazy.) But if you read one of them, then tell me which one you read and what (if any) that insight held for you, I promise that I will read the other one, and the one you read, and then, instead of giving you the starry sky eye'd Gaze o' Condemnation that I am known for (turns out that calm gazing is way less effort than sneering and several times more effective if one is discussing healing modalities with Gaia than if one is casting a Level 5 Evil Eye Curse, which makes sense if anyone were to bother thinking about it for a few moments, right?) and then instead of reading the books as promised, I'll just ignore the issue and wait until the most opportune moment to bust out a fancy oral book report on them both in a def poetry surprise ambush slap-jam, which as one may well imagine, I can probably prepare for and deliver on quite easily by simply adding some cool background music over a portable Quantum Bluetooth speaker, not wearing any pants, and mumbling whatever I have to say while holding marbles in my mouth and peforming it all in a pidgin of jivespeak, scat, and audible approximations of various signals from the semaphore alphabet, translated by a machine learning algorithm into any easily pronouncible array of mathematicaly significant patterns of long vowels and paragraphs of phrases that tend to have words that all start with the same letter, which is, as a matter of fact, a far more effective form of communication than climbing to the top of a TOWER and waving little flags around.

I mean, I guess that would work on random bull cattle, but I am neither random, nor cattle.

Quote from: Lazarus on August 16, 2022, 04:15:13 AMWTF are you?

Someone who once had more time than money and no idea that would ever spontaneously change, virtually overnight, when The City of Bothell in Washington state became both criminally and civilly liable when they decided to, I guess, murder my parents and put me in prison and take what was apparently, quite unbeknowst to me, rather a lot of wealth. (Even I do not know how much there was, or is now, or what: I am obviously far too stupid to know what to do with sensitive information.) Now, had I not been... I'll put it this way: alerted, at that point, to the uniqueness of my circumstance, I would have been content to just keep being the co-dependent nursemaid to my dipshit, moronic, and imbecilec parents, because I thought they would die pennyless and then I would spring into action!

Just kidding. They weren't any of those things: they were political hostages (I'm thinking now, some kind of hostage swap) and they had become, by the time I got there, addicted to their vices. But they weren't actually lazy and stupid. They just looked that way to outside observers.

Meanwhile, once those two deadbeats got out of my way, my life has been going gangbusters. It would be nice if I hadn't been tricked into willingly walking myself into a fishbowl trap, but I really didn't have anywhere else to go... like seriously. I could have gone ANYwhere. I wanted to go to Tasmania. I could have really blended in well, since I don't need to use a gun for anything and I like talking to trees more than I like talking to wankers like you.

However, COVID shut down all my options, and rather than deliberately sacrificed my loved ones so I could escape, I let my loved ones throw me under a bus while they ran out of town to go get busted somehow, for whatever stupidity they got themselves into, because as far as I am concerned, the farther out of my field of vision they are when I finally find out what -really- happened, the better, because I gain no energetic release from filling my days with taunting, mocking laughter.

I gain it from... well, I guess I don't know, really. Maybe I have a miniature black hole in my chest in place of my heart that provides limitless access to free zero point energy? Probably not, and if such a thing even existed, I mean, why would I get one? Sound like something my q-wife could have used, though no doubt the energetic farmers of humans that were siphoning off her gifts of the Divine would be able to use it too.

Not as well as she would have been able to if she actually had one. And I'll tell you this: women and children first, not just because it seems obvious to me that is a civilized priority for Humanity to hold for itself, if she had woken up one morning and told me, "Sweetie, I woke up, and now I've got a black hole in place of my heart," well, for one thing, I wouldn't have automatically told her that she was lying about being a Sourceror, that's for sure.

But somehow I would have known how to gain information to help answer whatever questions she might have had about whatever new thing she had, because that's what I do, as a rising Virgo. I analyze my environment, ask people if they are aware of their feelings and if they would like any assistance with creating more interesting ways (for them) to manage that energy... and then, while they are distracted by what is typically a completely a_lien/fo_reign concept to anyone foolish enough to underestimate me (who else would let themselves get anywhere near me? Christ, I might as well be on Alcatraz for all the living space I got and -distinct- lack of people coming to visit)--at a moment that just feels right to me, I turn to Prime Creator Source Energy, which you might as well call God instead of Lucifer or Satan, honestly, for all the good your "Christian God" is doing for you... like seriously, "Christ" is a title. It means, "The Current Holder Of The Crown Of The Planet Called 'Earth-55', and has nothing to do with Jesus at all! So, why would "Christianity" to anyone who had a close, personal relationship with Jesus?

Jesus is my fren. The current ruler of Earth is, well, I dunno, they keep trying to give me the job, but as one might imagine it is boring, thankless, and leads inexorably to crucifixtion, so... well, really, it's a lot like being a regular user of the Bellgab constellation of various forum that use various messaging board softwares that don't piss me off in any of the wrong ways, and please me greatly in many of the ways that message board software can do.

For example, Azzgab's software is more to my liking, but the current Bellgab infrastructure is much more fancy. Much more modern. Much more susecptible to attack... sort of. I mean, I don't hack websites, right? But it was fascinating to watch what happened what happened when someone hacked my computer yesterday while I was making a lot of restless noise, all accross the Internet, which is typically what I do when I go into face charges and discover that, no, no no, no no no, please Mr. Kuczi, PLEASE: it's an EMERGENCY. We INSIST that you stick around for another... well, it's looking like another two months, People.

They obviously know I am not going to be swayered or wayvered by anything at all, so, in typical lunatic fashion, they decided to do more of the same kind of shit they did before, except, you know, to do it when combined with threats of violence or harm or vague allusions to my safety, which for one thing... safety is not real. Safety is an illusion. And I have never doubted for -a minute- that Bellgab was the most dangerous forum on the entire planet. Unless Chuck E. Cheese has a website. Because then it would be that one. And we here would use it for a punchline.

So anywho: I saw something try to hack my computer and Windows 10 gave me some kind of popup and I thought to myself, "who the fuck would be dumb enough to hack my computer, and, who the fuck has not hacked it yet? I mean, I am a Sourceror and I use psychokinetic shielding with with a mirror magick upgrade sideloaded as my primary, favorite, and until recently, -only- computer virus defense, other than the bloatware my computers come with when I buy them. So, obvoiously, I am a complete idiot, and just as obviously, there is nothing of much interest on my computer that ought to interest anyone, unless one might have thought that one needed to be "sure" that I was not using something that sounded like a bullshit story, just to be a cover story for something nefarious, interesting, or valuable.

But, no no... it's all true. I am all that and a carefree lackadaisical attitude, Bellgab, because the truth is this: at first, I just thought it would be a good place to wait around to die, because I really had no reason to be ambitious until one presented itself to me. What am I gonna do, Bellgab? Run around and prove to myself that I deserve to know what I want to do with my life, when I goddam know what I wanted to do anyway?

Because all I wanna do is pretend to want to fornicate and abuse drugs all day while what I actually yearn for is to simply have everyone respect my personal boundaries. For example, I would prefer if women who expressed admiration for any of my personal qualities would not be raped, seemingly as a punishment or at the very least, a deterrence for romance.

then again, I personally don't wish to rape anyone and never did, inspite of my several opportunities... so I suppose I'd have to insist that no one rapes anyone if that were the case. Then, i'd be too demanding. Sigh. I just can't win.


I an see why I arranged to just have my self be raped at an age below local age of consent laws. Well, obviously it was a setup... and everyone else let it happen before I did, whereas I could have stopped it at any time.

I didn't know why I would have, and I never thought it was a secret. Which meant that someone who didn't tell me that they had knew/heard about it, well, they must have thought I was lying. Except, I wasn't. I also wasn't being told all kinds of things and I knew I was one person alone, and I coldn'nt help but notice the 9-person strike team that suddenly started hovering around me. All of a sudden. After ignoring me before. Huh.

At this point I think my secret Indian name should be, "Kobyashi Maru." Also the name of the china cup that appears at the end of The Usual Suspects (happens to have been the first DVD I ever picked out, while thinking, "what is a movie I could watch over and over again?") and is held by Kevin Spacey (who apparently thought that falling for the "obey mental domination command, 'must rape pap shmear.' gag." Obviously, this was not the right decision to make.

Maybe Rods is the perp. It would explain how he's so smarmy and envious. honestly.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on February 20, 2021, 07:22:51 AMYou know you're a patsy.

https://twitter.com/KucziMETA/status/1566651864929935361

I think it's really good,
and I'm proud of what I've done,
and that includes not cinderin'n'glassin' the surface,
and sometimes... why not?
Pourqoui?

Jackstar

https://youtu.be/t4uyqXPwwAo

Imagine a world in which I had already been neutralized and you didn't have Me to look forward to and all you had was him. Because that's what you got now if I happen to feel like staying in bed all day again. Let that sink in.

https://twitter.com/KucziMETA/status/1567318867319619584

Corona Kitty

Quote from: Jackstar on September 01, 2022, 05:42:38 AMOh no please you've taken the heart and soul of Lucifer yourself already, Those are the best parts there are.

By the way have you consider the possible benefits that would be the beginning by replacing the Satan in your photos crystals with Lucifer instead of God, because every time I would take Satan out of coffee and put God into it that sounds like a bearing boring cup of coffee.

However the healing power of Lucifererianism really can't be beat these days. I mean for one thing Satan always was AI, but I suppose some people had been taught before that God was the AI and Satan was the real one that wasn't actually Satan that was Lucifer and then I can see why the cracking of The Firmament and Lucifer's surrender to God is probably not been the biggest benefit that many people might have thought it was.

Also I think it's possible to let you people here are missing informed as to the nature of Luciferianism. For example did you know that problems develope on worlds in which The Craft has been kept secret.

And timeshift and ship sounding so similar, you can see why somebody might have suggested that they change the name TimeCraft and time boat or something else because notice that the auto corrector on the voice recognizer has literally automatically capitalized timecraft but not... time boat.

Did you ever watch Kolchak? Oh my mother loved it she look Breaking Bad too. Can't imagine why, but I would have asked her sister who got dentures at age 19 and who also lied to me about Freemasonry other stupid not to be figured out because her maiden name her initials were M.M.M. wow what a coincidence.

Also beginning to suspect that the large numbers of people I see coming at me from the corner of my eye while I was standing in the middle of this haunted church it's probably indicator so I should probably stop talking about this stuff, what do you think, Bellgab? I should probably log off for the night, huh?

Yeah well you probably shouldn't have made fun of my friends and tortured my wife to death. Because she said she was tired of being trapped in your stupid little scheme of society, and now that I see it much more closely I can see why. And I can see why she couldn't have told me certain things cuz I didn't find out until recently about many of them and I can easily believe that she couldn't figure it out either.


So once again I'm going to find out tomorrow from somebody supposed to know who the fuck is in charge of people and if I'm not allowed to fucking call a guy who's investigating shit that's an emergency for the last 10 months and ask him some flight questions I'm going to make them something we can all talk about.

Because this is foul, and an abomination, and I would have been happy to have just left and let you keep up with whatever kind of thing you want to do here but now I see that there really wasn't anything at all other than me... And the world's most obvious away team, just trying to get a legitimate sample of a voiceprint. Did you try asking first did you send me emails that were mysteriously never answered because if you were that that would be my experience and then if all of the people were actually secretly unaware that there was three of us not two of us and that I've been over this before.

It's funny how I forget all about a certain situation and then when I go away and decide I'm not going to look a bug out anywhere within 3 minutes I'm back here anyway thinking about her. Do you think that's cuz I'm a complete pervert or do you think there's a reason why after forgetting about her and getting over the whole thing for a long time when I discovered she was alive I have another stop thing about her since do you think that maybe there might be some kind of connection there, Bellgab? or is there like a detectives Wing that I have never heard of before where those real high flute and decisions are made?

Help me out here I'm trying to figure out why why I want a reason to continue to not disrespect you in the morning that lasts for 30 years.

Alternately I could start with everything exciting that I know when I get to the talk to the lawyer and then she'll probably turn white and pass out halfway through on the way to Colin the fucking national guard to have you all rounded up for race treason, but I think that would be over line. Besides, THE LORD will provide.


(I ran around the whole school senior year screaming at the top of my lungs that I was in atheist and I didn't believe in God there is no God but I wasn't really screaming and I wasn't really telling anybody I just said calmly and announce to people I'm a scientist I want to go find out if it's really real or not and that I found out one way or the other I would come back and tell them. Share my findings with the rest of the class, so they say.

I meant it. There's just nobody ever ran to me again until years later I discovered that somebody had told them that I was dead. Now... What time again I can't lie to you right? And what about a lie of commission? You damn dirty apes. I need to know how these intricacies interact with  international law and certain select portions of the Geneva Convention, and I need to know them now.

That's okay we're on your schedule something important been on going for 9 or 10 months right, well I'm sure it wouldn't be called an EMERGENCY if it wasn't one, right? Well have I got news for you:

We got invaded by bugs that crawl into a person's body and take over the brain. And by we I mean this plant, that Grapefruit Omicron give me a smoke with. She was real snooty and pissy too she acted like she was at something and that she know all about was going on, and she wasn't really her usual self she seemed really much like the ice princess or Prince or queen where the fuck anyway I didn't report this to anybody cuz I figured it wouldn't be very helpful tell everybody that we're all being controlled by bugs except for me, except apparently the birth control system is broken down. I don't know how that happened.


I can tell you what my idea was, however though was that, since I killed the first bug to try to take over my brain and scared the rest of the submission since the rest showed up and I'd let them finish the process of consuming my body so that they would be able to create a civil warm hole for me to get to another planet away from these people that they would know that I was someone who was welcome to have any kind of friend at some point and obviously at this point I can trust the bugs greater than anybody.

I mean coz like, they taught me how to teleport. I don't remember when but I assure you I remember having a conversation with the bugs in my body that taught me how to teleport either but I don't know how many bugs are in me now but they're not really bugs, they're more like waste processing machines and if people weren't afraid of them they'd probably be a lot more comfortable having a symbiot in there body that processes down heavy metals nine times faster than the other method that's usually deemed illegal on most worlds, and let me guess you haven't even heard of that.

Okay well that should explain things from this point forward. Cuz it's not that I'm not capable of functional reasoning, that's not that I got to spend a dime and turn on you it's not that I'm trying to be friendly friendly friendly and then you know pretending so I can beat up on you and standing back it's actually that I am friendly and I can completely excuse all of you for being so confused since people are probably the last messages of humanity lift on the planet that aren't controlled by bugs because why would they bother you are already controlled by sex and drug addictions in their mind control drugs which you have already closet access supply to and no one is watching you over for over aside from corruption so of course you do whatever you want.


Just like me you do me whatever you want. Let me know what you got your next plan on. It won't work without clearance either, and surprising what I might agree to these days... I wouldn't rule any of your dreams out. Like especially Rodney how would a dick he is maybe he needs to have his third testicle drop or something before he can feel like a real man. And I can't wait to find out what happens when he tries to turn in somebody for doing something that's perfectly legal for them to do, that's happened three times this year, let's try another, and if it's just that he's documenting it and he's you know not doing anything wrong, he should probably be aware that he has a very bad poker face and he's obviously very swarming and snotty and thinks that's appropriate now professional who's doing a surveillance on somebody while acting like he's not and also I mean I bet he's great to teach dogs maybe he should do surveillance on dogs and then he treats women poorly so maybe he thinks that I'm a woman.

Listen this whole planet is Police Academy 7: The Search For Tackleberry

Seriously which one of you is Eugene? I want to get some baseball cards signed. I'm not trying to pretend to like you or career favor, I genuinely like people who live certain ways and then the way you all thought you're so super serious protecting somebody when she had been here the whole time and that was fine with you you all making fun of me and I was like woohoo Jack star hahaha but the instant I turned and pivoted and made a move y'all assume something terrible had gone wrong, I was aren't too late by that you should have just fucking ignored it you know and then I would have got somewhere else but because you keep taking her away and she kept coming back get taken away and get going back now there's press it for me being here which means that I don't have to leave unless I don't want to.

But I really don't want to leave so I must. Now that's Magick: The Ungathering (which I stopped playing was I figured out the whole thing was a pedophile harvesting scam, which you know not really cool with me either but it's not like I was going to break it down by myself and besides those kind of systems are not for me to break down. And I also don't have respect for anybody who thinks that two 19 year olds doing a 47 year old because they blew scopolamine and other mind control chemicals in her space just like she didn't do any others for years, I guess that's embarrassing but she probably should still owned up for it anyway and then she probably should have been taught how to avoid that kind of circumstance and then maybe she wouldn't have had that happen to her if she'd been able to get something decent in her life before then I don't know I'm just saying you might be blaming for a little bit too much stuff, and people notice.

and that's how I know you don't have to worry too much about me thinking that I'm getting you seen because obviously there's a coordinated prospect of sealing me off from society until I learned to keep my mouth shut which is fine I can see why you didn't want to tell me that out loud that's fine you can't tell me and reveal to the fact that you've got that level of technology of the internet which is fine and I wouldn't kidding that's the way to fucking is because there's no other solution that explains any of this retarded ball gag behavior... But that would explain it because obviously if there's somebody you're trying to keep from knowing that I'm still around at all, you wouldn't want me to just flip back over to the other side where all the other people are like there's plenty of people on Bell gab and I'll give it I'm just not allowed to see them.

National Security, right? Well you better hire Uncle Duke of staff then cuz I'm going to need a car and a valet and I'm going to need a butler actually need two butlers so I can watch them fight each other while I sit by a fireplace and laugh. And I'm not kidding, this is what it's going to take and it's not that big a deal I mean it would have been fine if it was for somebody else but you know heaven for friend you do it for me cuz he can't trust me well I think you can pretty much fucking trust me now, can't you.

I mean I'd rather just go get laid but I feel like I'll regret it later if I did that without doing things the proper fashion and I am still on step one.

And apparently no one's ever called you out on your lies in this industry have they, cuz aren't you supposed to have a conscience and doesn't ever feel twangs of guilt? Well I suppose if you've never been told you've ever done anything wrong your entire life you might not recognize what it feels like until the first time and then this time is particularly awkward since maybe you didn't do anything wrong but then somebody did and then clearly played favorites and then... Really I can't go to the shine house take a shower can't visit can't relax I have to stay here in this hole all right cuz I might suddenly vanish wow somebody is really doing a number on you people.

Coz like, I'm harmless. It's merely national security concerns to find out that Rubini is married 18 of you, and no one can figure out how we did it or undo it because they're all thinking that I'm dead and that he's a server because they all think that he's me and that I was the guy because they've got this hypno drug that can do stuff like in that room 101 on lost, like I've read all kinds of documents and I read between the lines and then I figured out how I've been treated could only exist if there was something like this all over the place already.

Did I lie to you? Cuz that's the consequence of what happens when you put me under duress and force me to tell the truth... I just keep doing what I was doing before which was to be underdressed and force my self to tell the truth... as quietly as possible.

So obviously no one's going to be doing the kind of five minutes rejects that I thought we were going to be doing. You know I honestly must have seemed like a complete idiot to basically everyone. Okay well the only reason why I did it that way is cuz I couldn't believe that all of you were so stupid it should not tell me what the deal was by long before now, so guess who's actually not an idiot?

David. He's completely innocent, you should ask totally have a trial he didn't do anything wrong, and like why wouldn't you have one oh that's right cuz the guy who isn't innocent is trying to blame David and then David wasn't necessary trying to blame me but they were all trying to bounce and you didn't care for the way I was treating your commander, well that's okay I didn't care for the way you're treating him either, north of the way somebody really obviously should have known from the what I told to Allison that she should told him not to drive it with me and then the first thing he did was to trifle.


It's really elementary. 3... 2... And that's why your world, Gaia-55, chose me to retain its The One (1) Ring. She ran off with all my rings, I didn't see where anything went when I got back and I didn't really care but I figured that she either hung on to him or they threw him away but they didn't present themselves and in fact none of them did but then one day I suddenly walked up to a bookshelf and found it sitting there on top of this glass thing that was clearly obviously a thing that somebody had been using to do a bunch of spell work on that I had never noticed could be used for that before but then it was obvious as soon as I saw it closely after being alone and then for no reason just suddenly thinking of hey what are my ring is and then turning my head and then seeing it right there and then I put it on and I saw that it was mine so that's interesting.

It's too bad I'm not a bigot and a racist, I'd fit right in. Baby steps, Bellgab. Soon enough, our long national nightmare will be at its end.

What if I really I do outrank you all? What are you going to do, arrest yourselves? I thought you were supposed to take care of me


Do you believe in Santa clause?

Jackstar

Should I publish or not? Somebody call Jack Paladin's Lance. Quite frankly I don't mind either way.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on September 10, 2022, 02:39:52 PMWe're shutting it down, panel by panel. Stay frosty.


I'll post in a minute. It'll probably be a long minute.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on September 20, 2022, 02:34:09 PMNow, I know that sounds like it's a bit of bullshit, but it's the deal I have made with Spirit.

I made a deal with God. (What? Clergy. Get over it.)

Saltiness abounds. Now I'm not sure what's to come, exactly, but I'm delighted to see progress being made on many fronts.

Not exactly sure whether I should produce any content or not, but here I am writing, and that counts.

Future historians will be grateful that I wrote down anything at all, this is a very exciting time for Humanity. So there.



Jackstar

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Some of you are more annoying than (PROT)(Pretty). Tell the (petty (PROT)/others). No, don't tell Coolio first. No, don't call for the stretch.

EFFIN' TELL THEM.

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