Stimulus checks Post here when you receive yours

Started by paladin1991, April 03, 2020, 07:21:14 AM

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paladin1991

Okay, like the title says, post when you receive yours.

Whoozit, tough fucking maracas. 

whoozit

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 03, 2020, 10:13:11 AM
Okay, like the title says, post when you receive yours.

Whoozit, tough fucking maracas.
I’m not whining.  If I hadn’t already filed 2019 taxes I would be getting one. 

paladin1991

Quote from: whoozit on April 03, 2020, 12:40:55 PM
I’m not whining.  If I hadn’t already filed 2019 taxes I would be getting one.
Sorry, maybe I haven't been paying attention.  What does filing your taxes mean?  IIRC, it all has to do with the banking info the IRS has on file.

GravitySucks

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 03, 2020, 01:05:53 PM
Sorry, maybe I haven't been paying attention.  What does filing your taxes mean?  IIRC, it all has to do with the banking info the IRS has on file.

There is an income cutoff. Make more than $100k AGI and you get nada.

Even if this year you are without a job.

whoozit

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 03, 2020, 01:05:53 PM
Sorry, maybe I haven't been paying attention.  What does filing your taxes mean?  IIRC, it all has to do with the banking info the IRS has on file.
I had a special bonus check in 2019 that knocked me out of eligibility.  I was eligible based on 2018 income and will be again with 2020 income.  I filed my taxes in March so they know my 2019 income.  Everything I read said it would be based on the latest info, 2018 if you haven’t filed this year, 2019 if you have already have.  I’m not complaining, my bonus was much bigger than the stimulus check and I am glad I got it, I’m just making the point pay your taxes as late as possible.

GravitySucks

Quote from: whoozit on April 03, 2020, 01:26:02 PM
I had a special bonus check in 2019 that knocked me out of eligibility.  I was eligible based on 2018 income and will be again with 2020 income.  I filed my taxes in March so they know my 2019 income.  Everything I read said it would be based on the latest info, 2018 if you haven’t filed this year, 2019 if you have already have.  I’m not complaining, my bonus was much bigger than the stimulus check and I am glad I got it, I’m just making the point pay your taxes as late as possible.

Your estate should have filed an extension.

paladin1991

Quote from: whoozit on April 03, 2020, 01:26:02 PM
I had a special bonus check in 2019 that knocked me out of eligibility.  I was eligible based on 2018 income and will be again with 2020 income.  I filed my taxes in March so they know my 2019 income.  Everything I read said it would be based on the latest info, 2018 if you haven’t filed this year, 2019 if you have already have.  I’m not complaining, my bonus was much bigger than the stimulus check and I am glad I got it, I’m just making the point pay your taxes as late as possible.

You are absolutely right.  file at the latest date possible.  Best world result is that you are with holding only what is absolutely necessary so that you end up owing a small amount.  No use  letting the gov't have an interest free loan when you need the money more.  Of course, that's my opinion, everybody has their own strategy.

paladin1991

Just found out my son got his stimulus check this morning.  Checked my account, My Wife and I got ours as well.  Anybody else?

Morgus

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 14, 2020, 11:53:18 AM
Just found out my son got his stimulus check this morning.  Checked my account, My Wife and I got ours as well.  Anybody else?
Mine auto deposited to my checking account this morning also.
I e-filed my 2019 taxes a month ago so they had my auto-deposit info from that already.



paladin1991

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on April 15, 2020, 06:37:25 AM
I haven’t been stimulated yet.

I'll have the dickdr warm his hands up first.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 15, 2020, 02:15:29 PM
I'll have the dickdr warm his hands up first.

Does your wife and son know how obsessed you are with me?

Asuka Langley

I got my Trump Bux today and spent it on a Scat crank, forged rods and Keith Black pistons #Boost

paladin1991

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 15, 2020, 02:24:22 PM
Does your wife and son know how obsessed you are with me?
She thinks that the way we post back and forth that we served together.  You know, that we're brothers.  Little does she know that you are a non hacker, a non serving, 'American' who much like the Metrosexual (METRON)  believes that eveyone who doesn't agree with him in lockstep bullshit logic is an FBI operative and/or a faggot.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 15, 2020, 07:38:58 PM
She thinks that the way we post back and forth that we served together.  You know, that we're brothers.  Little does she know that you are a non hacker, a non serving, 'American' who much like the Metrosexual (METRON)  believes that eveyone who doesn't agree with him in lockstep bullshit logic is an FBI operative and/or a faggot.

Except that in your case it’s true.

paladin1991

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 15, 2020, 07:40:20 PM
Except that in your case it’s true.

yeah, you're right.  Your IP was logged thru some gov't algorithm (DCS1000) and I am here to entice you into making more seditious statements.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 15, 2020, 07:46:25 PM
yeah, you're right.  Your IP was logged thru some gov't algorithm (DCS1000) and I am here to entice you into making more seditious statements.

Gov’t algorithm?! Seditious?!

Oh, and BTW, the only posters I refer to as faggots here are the ones who can’t back up what they’re saying. There are lots here that I don’t always agree with that I’ve never called a faggot. You, however, really are a faggot who can’t hack winning an argument to save your own life.


Jojo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 15, 2020, 02:24:22 PM
Does your wife and son know how obsessed you are with me?
Oh, Dr. MD MD, don't believe for a moment that you are speshul to him.  He says these things to all the others, too.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jojo on April 16, 2020, 02:56:36 AM
Oh, Dr. MD MD, don't believe for a moment that you are speshul to him.  He says these things to all the others, too.

Maybe but he is obsessed with me. It’s probably the fact that he’s never able to adequately counter what I’m saying and so has to rely on personal threats and insults like the West coast faggot he is. ;)

ItsOver

Quote from: Asuka Langley on April 15, 2020, 02:30:34 PM
I got my Trump Bux today and spent it on a Scat crank, forged rods and Keith Black pistons #Boost

Hog

My Mom got $500 and my brother got an extra $300 from the gov.

peace
Hog

Hog

Quote from: Asuka Langley on April 15, 2020, 02:30:34 PM
I got my Trump Bux today and spent it on a Scat crank, forged rods and Keith Black pistons #Boost
What engine?  SBC GEn 1-5, SBF or other?

Turbo or or supercharger(positive displacement of centrifugal)?

peace
Hog

paladin1991

Quote from: Jojo on April 16, 2020, 02:56:36 AM
Oh, Dr. MD MD, don't believe for a moment that you are speshul to him.  He says these things to all the others, too.

SloJo!  Btwn you and me, it's pillow talk.

whoozit

Just did my 2020 taxes and I will get 3/4 of the original stimulus check as a credit.

Quote from: whoozit on February 08, 2021, 06:48:48 PM
Just did my 2020 taxes and I will get 3/4 of the original stimulus check as a credit.

Least the bloodsuckers can do.

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