State Of The Union 2020

[pate]

I know, rightâ€"especially when they could have had Jerry Nadler deliver the Democrat response.

How the hell does one pull their pants up past the elbows?  Is that even physically possible?

Is he wearing waders?



-p

[aldousburbank]

My son kept saying “Dad, Pelosi looks like a lizard.”  At first I considered his commentary to just be typical teenage boy snark but gradually I saw that he was simply communicating what he was perceiving.

[GravitySucks]

My son kept saying “Dad, Pelosi looks like a lizard.”  At first I considered his commentary to just be typical teenage boy snark but gradually I saw that he was simply communicating what he was perceiving.

Did he find your David Icke stash?

[Dr. MD MD]

My son kept saying “Dad, Pelosi looks like a lizard.”  At first I considered his commentary to just be typical teenage boy snark but gradually I saw that he was simply communicating what he was perceiving.

[Pizzapunch]

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[Dr. MD MD]

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[Jackstar]

My son kept saying “Dad, Pelosi looks like a lizard.”

I said the same thing. It's like your kid is reading my diary!

[ItsOver]

My son kept saying “Dad, Pelosi looks like a lizard.”  At first I considered his commentary to just be typical teenage boy snark but gradually I saw that he was simply communicating what he was perceiving.

I was expecting to see her pull out some live critter for a snack.

[Stellar]

I was expecting to see her pull out some live critter for a snack.

Wow she want to take him out. NEWS FLASH PELOSI THE LIZARD TERMINATOR

[Stellar]

Pelosi takes off her Lizard suit to reveal who she is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-BfqsT93LY

[Stellar]

Same old sheeet, he tried not to laugh while lying.

:

[Juan]

I wonder how much one of those Pelosi-torn pages would go for on ebay?

[paladin1991]

The dems just got President Trump re-elected.

But that was the plan.

[paladin1991]

My son kept saying “Dad, Pelosi looks like a lizard.”  At first I considered his commentary to just be typical teenage boy snark but gradually I saw that he was simply communicating what he was perceiving.

Because she is a lizard.  From Zeta Reticuli.

[paladin1991]

Why is the Governor of Michigan relevant now? Asking for a friend.

Because I fucked her.  That's why.  And yeah, I'm to blame for that smile.

[ItsOver]

I wonder how much one of those Pelosi-torn pages would go for on ebay?

I'm sure this guy would love some for his weird-ass rituals.

[Dr. MD MD]

Same old sheeet, he tried not to laugh while lying.

:

Aren’t you going to point out the lies for us?

[Dr. MD MD]

the plan.

Lay it on us, FBI.

[ItsOver]

Aren’t you going to point out the lies for us?

He's taken a break to reload his meds. 

[Dr. MD MD]

He's taken a break to reload his meds.

Or maybe waiting to hear what the voices have to say about it.

[ItsOver]

Or maybe waiting to hear what the voices have to say about it.

"Should I take the meds?  I don't know, what do you think?  I'm not sure.  I'd say "yes."  I'd say "no." Hello?  Aliens calling?  Let me get that."

[Kidnostad3]

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.    Fastest  nadler has ever waddled.

Why does Jerry Nadler wear his pants hiked up to his armpits? (If he wore them any higher he’d have to unzip his fly in order to be heard when he talks.).  Was he born without hips and it’s an accommodation for his blob physique or is he just making a fashion statement? The world wonders.

[ItsOver]

Maybe Pat doesn't need them anymore.

[ItsOver]

And Justin Wilson doesn't need his pants anymore.  Fo shure!

[Juan]

Don’t forget Fred.

[ItsOver]

Don’t forget Fred.

Ah, yes.  Good catch.

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8V6NxdmpO0

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcmJmi_lL60

[Hog]

Trump crushed it.  Nancy rips up her copy of his speech after seeing her entire political career flash before her eyes.

https://youtu.be/zOhPGeKa404

"Pelosi: I don't hate the president.
Me: Liar, liar white pantsuit on fire!"

Ba-ha-ha!

peace
Hog

[paladin1991]

Lay it on us, FBI.

Sorry Mikey, you have to be in the circle.  PM MV for a PM.