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Coronavirus 2020

Started by MV/Liberace!, January 23, 2020, 11:29:38 PM


WOTR

Cool. Soon the whole world can be on extreme lock down. Nobody needs a job. No small businesses should be allowed to escape bankrupts. Fuck all the little people. I can work from home... After all- people may die if we allow you any degree of freedom.



"Germans should brace for another 4-5 months of severe measures to halt the rise in coronavirus infections and should not expect the current rules to be eased quickly, Economy Minister Peter Altmaier told weekly Bild am Sonntag.

Germany’s economy minister said the nation should be prepared for a months-long lockdown period to address surging coronavirus caseloads."

albrecht

While not particularly surprising I wonder if he was fired for his spitting or just for not observing mandated Corona-Chan protocols? After all it is hard to spit when masked. 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-54958353

https://twitter.com/Mdais/status/1328230124391690240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw



Dr. MD MD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk-O2Td-CzA+
flouting pandemic guidelines

Do as they say, not as they do, plebs! >:(



Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Corona Kitty on November 20, 2020, 03:30:37 PM
Fuck Thanksgiving

Don’t you get fucked enough in your job as a Mexican male prostitute? ???

#MexiMalePro

Ciardelo

Quote from: Corona Kitty on November 20, 2020, 03:30:37 PM
Fuck Thanksgiving

That's what Newsom said!

Just because you don't have people that love you, doesn't mean other people don't, Myke.

Maybe they'll have a soup kitchen or something for you to go to.

albrecht

Quote from: Asuka Langley on November 20, 2020, 03:30:06 PM
https://twitter.com/TheBullwork/status/1329803019366658050
Though likely satire in 'these unprecedented times' I could see this happening. Especially as goods are already tracked. Sometimes as a marketing gimmick sometimes just for good logistics or food safety (especially livestock to prevent various diseases.) Or for criminal investigation (explosives and the like.) But I could see some government busybody deciding to limit goods or even track them to end-user during a crisis for 'safety purposes.' Using microdots, RFIDs, just people's use of social media, Nano Tags, club reward cards, and so on.

https://www.jennieo.com/turkey-tracker/




Dr. MD MD

Quote from: albrecht on November 20, 2020, 04:45:54 PM
Though likely satire in 'these unprecedented times' I could see this happening. Especially as goods are already tracked. Sometimes as a marketing gimmick sometimes just for good logistics or food safety (especially livestock to prevent various diseases.) Or for criminal investigation (explosives and the like.) But I could see some government busybody deciding to limit goods or even track them to end-user during a crisis for 'safety purposes.' Using microdots, RFIDs, just people's use of social media, Nano Tags, club reward cards, and so on.

https://www.jennieo.com/turkey-tracker/


That’s the scary thing, al. It should be seen as obvious satire but then we pause and think, “Oh shit! They would actually do something like this now without even batting an eyelash.” Twilight zone. :o

Ciardelo

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 20, 2020, 04:52:04 PM
That’s the scary thing, al. It should be seen as obvious satire but then we pause and think, “Oh shit! They would actually do something like this now without even batting an eyelash.” Twilight zone. :o

THEY BETTER NOT TRY TO TAKE MY 2 GALLON BIG GULP CUP AWAY.

whoozit

Common sense is the new satire.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 20, 2020, 04:55:10 PM
THEY BETTER NOT TRY TO TAKE MY 2 GALLON BIG GULP CUP AWAY.

They already tried (in NYC anyway).

Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 20, 2020, 04:52:04 PM
That’s the scary thing, al. It should be seen as obvious satire but then we pause and think, “Oh shit! They would actually do something like this now without even batting an eyelash.” Twilight zone. :o

I am, in fact still reeling from my recent exposure to the story, because I don't know if it's real or not either, and I'm terrified that I can't figure it out easily.

I don't know whether to pray on it or Google on it, quite honestly. This is uncomfortably close to being tired of winning.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: aldousburbank on November 20, 2020, 05:02:35 PM
They can have my cold dead turkey when they take it from my cold dead hands.

#HandSandwich



Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 20, 2020, 10:31:12 PM
But it’s the spirit of the thing, no? ;D

"Don't mind me whilst I blow virus plumes out my horn here."

What the hell is going on Doc? I've got the DVD below somewhere. Think I need to pull it out and give it another watch.




Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 20, 2020, 10:47:21 PM
"Don't mind me whilst I blow virus plumes out my horn here."

What the hell is going on Doc? I've got the DVD below somewhere. Think I need to pull it out and give it another watch.




ksm32

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 20, 2020, 10:47:21 PM



I like how they do that skull thingy with the UN building. So pretty at night when flying in.  :)



albrecht

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 20, 2020, 10:29:01 PM
Jesus.


Watched a HSFB last night and it was interesting. Players non-mask. Coaches sometimes masked but often non-masked, or the nose won't fit mask.  Refs etc were masked- but some had the 'nose won't fit no mask.' The marching band had some kind of covering over the end of the brass instruments but weren't wearing mask.  I'm not sure but I guess the Corona-Chan could blow out from a trumpet, especially when emptying the spit-valve. The few people in stands- and not sure what the rules were- were mainly unmasked but socially distanced. So this was more to do with the crowds and age. So you have parents in one group. Some parents and older folks masked. The teenagers in another, a few had hanging-masks- unused. Little kids running around with each other- no masks.  Cheerleaders and drill team unmasked but were distanced but that is routine for the routine. Still weird.


paladin1991

Quote from: Asuka Langley on November 20, 2020, 03:30:06 PM
https://twitter.com/TheBullwork/status/1329803019366658050

LOL.  Although this can't possibly be true (can it?) this is just crazy enough that crazy nancy pelosi's nephew might just call for this.

paladin1991

Quote from: Corona Kitty on November 20, 2020, 03:30:37 PM
Fuck Thanksgiving
Hey, now, Corona pussy.  T-day should hold some appeal for you.  You Tranny Turkey Fucker.

ksm32

Quote from: paladin1991 on November 21, 2020, 10:14:30 PM
Hey, now, Corona pussy.  T-day should hold some appeal for you.  You Tranny Turkey Fucker.
Hey Fuckface! JayGab says hello!  Just passing it on     

Eat Shit DINKBIRD!! Gobble FuckYou!!!

DanTSX

Turkey is gross anyways.  I do boeuf bougerone this year.  Last year it was bbq ribs.


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