Coronavirus 2020

[WOTR]

...and in these UNPRECEDENTED times you can get a new for about what a low mileage used one is for.

One day you will get it right... 

[FearBoysWithBugs]

https://i.imgur.com/bpPq9sW.mp4

[Walks_At_Night]

Exercising their right to die of lung searing pneumonia, while poor K_Dubb can't dig clams out alone on the shore.

https://mobile.twitter.com/MitchellWrenn/status/1264354893667729414

[WOTR]

Exercising their right to die of lung searing pneumonia, while poor K_Dubb can't dig clams out alone on the shore.

https://mobile.twitter.com/MitchellWrenn/status/1264354893667729414

I love that. The original post was "chaos everywhere with multiple gunshot victims." Then another guy chimes in that everything is under control, it was two victims, and that the sheriff thanked the crowed for being cooperative and said to carry on.

But the best post had to be Sam who reminded us that "They should wear masks so they are safe while they are shooting each other." Somebody should probably invite Sam to join BG. 

[Walks_At_Night]

I love that. The original post was "chaos everywhere with multiple gunshot victims." Then another guy chimes in that everything is under control, it was two victims, and that the sheriff thanked the crowed for being cooperative and said to carry on.

But the best post had to be Sam who reminded us that "They should wear masks so they are safe while they are shooting each other." Somebody should probably invite Sam to join BG. 

Ha!  Along with the "This is disgusting, but those orange pants are fantastic!" lady.

[ItsOver]

The other day I had to go to the dentist. They took my temperature with one of those paper strips on the forehead.

They told me I was registering a little warm.

I told them I had been laying out in the sun all morning and sitting in my car for 15 minutes in their parking lot because they aren’t allowing patients to enter until their appointment time.

“Oh. OK.”

This is the same dentist that I had to ask her to please wear a mask before she came near me a month ago.

It seems a number of folks, even those associated with the med profession, think everybody is suppose to read dead-on at 98.6 F, 24/7.  I normally read low in the morning, fortunately, not room temperature, yet, and higher in the afternoon. Hell, even my home thermometer instructions say 97-98.9 is acceptable.  I think I'm going to "pass" on any dental visits for awhile, unless really needed.  Several years back, I ended up with an infection, not long after seeing a dentist and I've wondered if there was a connection.  Some of these clowns these days seem more interested in cosmetic procedures than health-related ones, anyway.

[ItsOver]

It was probably the planet Venus. Sometimes people confuse Venus with spacemen shopping in grocery stores. You best just forget about it.

That must be it.  Or maybe swamp gas.  I don't need any dudes in black visits.

[ItsOver]

Anybody in the market for a late model?

Maybe get a deal on one of these.

https://www.hertz.com/rentacar/productservice/index.jsp?targetPage=PrestigeCollectionUS.jsp&leftNavUserSelection=globNav_3_5_1&selectedRegion=USA

[ItsOver]

The spider- if you want fun. I was considering a high HP American car until I took mine for a spin and realized that I loved the AWD for winter, the traction control that can be disabled, and the manual transmission. The fact that the seller spent a fortune on bolt-ons, suspension and brakes did not hurt either...

*I should be clear that it is a Mazdaspeed 6 and not a Spider. I just like the lighter car and the great handling... And with AWD makes it a blast summer or winter...

I've had several Mazdas and they've been fun, reliable cars.  The first one I had was one of these, a blast to drive with the 5 speed and the rotary engine.



I wouldn't have even considered the Spider, if it hadn't been a collaboration with Mazda and built in their Hiroshima plant.  It's been the best of both worlds, Japanese reliability and Italian style and performance.  Zoom, zoom. 

[ItsOver]

When I read shit like this, I can't help but think somebody in a lab was specifically fucking around with things.

“It’s something I have never seen in my 20 years of studying viruses, " said virologist Benjamin tenOever of the Icahn School of Medicine at Mount Sinai, referring to how SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes Covid-19, hijacks cells’ genomes.

https://www.statnews.com/2020/05/21/coronavirus-hijacks-cells-in-unique-ways/

[Walks_At_Night]

When I read shit like this, I can't help but think somebody in a lab was specifically fucking around with things.

“It’s something I have never seen in my 20 years of studying viruses, " said virologist Benjamin tenOever of the Icahn School of Medicine at Mount Sinai, referring to how SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes Covid-19, hijacks cells’ genomes.

https://www.statnews.com/2020/05/21/coronavirus-hijacks-cells-in-unique-ways/

I'd assume the Russian Foreign Intelligence Service is still pretty good.  Corona-Chan has one of Putin's buddies by the balls.
He is not shy about dishing out a little pay back here and there...........

https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1264128760502239232

[Walks_At_Night]

I received an e-mail stating that if I could successfully go thru every panel of this click-bait article, I would receive complete Covid-19 immunity.    I only got to page 37 before I could not take it any more.  I failed but that does not mean  you will.  Give it a try thread - no cheating!   Cheaters get a used NYC ventilator!

[paladin1991]

That must be it.  Or maybe swamp gas.  I don't need any black dudes visit.

Guess you ain't coming to the BBQ, Jaygab.

[ItsOver]

Guess you ain't coming to the BBQ, Jaygab.

Hey, naow, I ain't no ToadJo.  Don't try to Biden me.

[Walks_At_Night]

Race night in NC - Hoo boy.   

https://myfox8.com/news/coronavirus/thousands-of-racing-fans-packed-the-stands-at-ace-speedway/

[analog kid]

[analog kid]

https://twitter.com/socflyny/status/1261814550803906565

[analog kid]

[Walks_At_Night]

Extinguisher vs Flaming Gas Hose guy.  Gas Hose guy needs to cough up some yuan next time to get a solid stream flowing.

https://twitter.com/blue500000/status/1264580791922683906

[GravitySucks]

Extinguisher vs Flaming Gas Hose guy.  Gas Hose guy needs to cough up some yuan next time to get a solid stream flowing.

https://twitter.com/blue500000/status/1264580791922683906

Before I click, how many die in this one?

[Walks_At_Night]

Before I click, how many die in this one?

Nobody.  Extinguisher guy totally dominates and carries the day.
Flaming gas hose guy totally BTFO as the youngsters say.

[Walks_At_Night]

Another example of  BTFO.  Dog Walking guy takes a shellacking

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sWg8k_1590331227

A completely safe video to watch here BTW.

[pate]

Extinguisher vs Flaming Gas Hose guy.  Gas Hose guy needs to cough up some yuan next time to get a solid stream flowing.

https://twitter.com/blue500000/status/1264580791922683906

Maybe have old Doc Finagle Ding-Dong do a quick prostate exam for the stream issue issues?

-p

[pate]

Fuck lawsuits, I am thinking attempting entry somewhere between MOPP 2 & 3.  I will ask if "they" have any appropriate masks for sale if there is a problem with my attire.  Am thinking balaclava and goggles with sunglass inserts in lieu of gas mask.  All in tasteful OEF/OIF camp rather than that unsightly digital ACU garbage.



On a budget, FurBug, don't need extra expenses.

Y'know.

-p

[WOTR]

Nobody.  Extinguisher guy totally dominates and carries the day.
Flaming gas hose guy totally BTFO as the youngsters say.

The extinguisher guy just had no fear. I'm going to see if I can speak "youngster" with an "boomer" accent.

The extinguisher caused the little flamer to be BTFO. 

[ItsOver]

Looks like the Bros in H-Town aren't worried.  Weekend bar pool party.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1264338830087331845

Mayor 'T not be happy, though, yo!

https://www.fox26houston.com/news/packed-houston-bars-nightclubs-prompt-enforcement-of-occupancy-rules

[ItsOver]

Meanwhile, back at the H-Town fire house.

The Houston Professional Fire Fighters Association released the following statement:

“Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner’s slow and chaotic response to the COVID-19 pandemic continues. The HPFFA does not support the mayor’s political flip-flop directing HFD inspectors and arson investigators to enforce the state-ordered 25-percent occupancy capacity restriction on Houston businesses.

“The mayor’s ill-conceived directive came without public health guidance or an order from the fire chief clarifying how inspectors and investigators in the field should respond when they confront understandably irate business owners, managers and customers. Based on recent incidents, we have no reason to believe the mayor will back up city employees forced into this impossible situation.

“As with the city’s failed Hurricane Harvey response, the mayor did next to nothing to fortify HFD operations at the onset of the pandemic response. As firefighters and paramedics faced thousands of line-of-duty COVID-19 exposures and hundreds of quarantines, the Turner Administration was largely unprepared. Today’s decision by the mayor reflects his continuing unwillingness to be fully informed on public safety issues.

“Whether the mayor’s decision today is another move in his intensifying feud with the governor, or something else, is for others to decide. In the meantime, HFD inspectors and arson investigators should not be made to be political enforcers for the mayor. We’re proud as firefighters, EMTs and paramedics to be on the front lines of the pandemic response in Houston. We just believe the mayor should give out masks, not citations.”

https://www.khou.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/houston-bars-clubs-violating-texas-executive-order-addressed-by-mayor-turner/285-08a8d410-27fe-482b-9d3c-5113efdc8627

I sense some minor discord between Mayor 'T and the troops.

"Fo shizzle my nizzle, homie!"

[Gd5150]

Good to see dem hose draggers keepin itz realz yo.

[Walks_At_Night]

We really know so little about Corona-Chan.  Seems like just about every day a new symptom or devastating effect hits the news.  The latest is horrific.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9WzaE_1590410077

[Dr. MD MD]

We really know so little about Corona-Chan.  Seems like just about every day a new symptom or devastating effect hits the news.  The latest is horrific.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9WzaE_1590410077

Interdimensional timeshifts? Shit! Between this and CERN things could get weird. Moreso.