Coronavirus 2020

[Dr. MD MD]

Oh boy here we go

Of course the implication that 3000 people died without anybody noticing anything was wrong puts the current crisis in a little different perspective.

Oh, they noticed. How could you not?! They just chose to do nothing about it for political reasons. The other side of the coin, of course, is that they’re also counting anyone who died during this period as “from Covid-19” whether that was the ultimate cause of death or not.

[Walks_At_Night]

Oh, they noticed. How could you not?! They just chose to do nothing about it for political reasons. The other side of the coin, of course, is that they’re also counting anyone who died during this period as “from Covid-19” whether that was the ultimate cause of death or not.

Wonder if "Sitting in front of the Barber Shop at night, relaxing until squished dude" was counted in the Chinese stats?

[Walks_At_Night]

As Harry Chen, Phd would say.  "It's normal" 🧐


https://twitter.com/blue500000/status/1263620903985754114

[Dr. MD MD]

Wonder if "Sitting in front of the Barber Shop at night, relaxing until squished dude" was counted in the Chinese stats?

No, they were trying to undersell it. Remember? Oh, pfffft! Those million cancelled cellphone accounts doesn’t mean those people died. People switch carriers all the time in a totalitarian regime, proles.  :

Less than 5000 people died from it in all of China, right? Right?!

[starramus]

https://youtu.be/VGcuCdiaZMQ

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueNgN0wnoNM

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3J4wKUjchs

[FearBoysWithBugs]

[Dr. MD MD]

I smell fake news.

[ItsOver]

Oh boy here we go

Of course the implication that 3000 people died without anybody noticing anything was wrong puts the current crisis in a little different perspective.

Heh, heh, heh... hey, naow, not everbody can be as responsible as Wuhan.

[pate]

This Memorial Day we remember the fallen Heroes that died fighting the corona-virus.  We salute the nurses and doctors that made the ultimate sacrifice in the War against Covid-19.

#CornTeen #Heroes #NeverForget

-p

[ItsOver]

Croissants for Oklahoma?

[K_Dubb]

Croissants for Oklahoma?

Bao buns? Spam musubi?  Bubble tea?  This country is going to hell.

[nooryisawesome]

I just want to say I’m happy to be part of the dysfunctional Bellgab family.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

[ItsOver]

I just want to say I’m happy to be part of the dysfunctional Bellgab family.

Remember, we're all in this together, all though the body odor is getting pretty strong in this cramped basement.

[ItsOver]

Bao buns? Spam musubi?  Bubble tea?  This country is going to hell.

Don't give up hope.  There's always Minnesota.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

[FearBoysWithBugs]

[WOTR]

Good point.  Sorry thread............   

(In my defense, I was distracted by watching Florida-based revenge porn)

I'm fine with it. I actually watched it a few times wondering where he ended up before finally realizing it. Very impressive. 

[WOTR]

I just want to say I’m happy to be part of the dysfunctional Bellgab family.

I've thought that a few times (particularly since the Wooflu broke.) It seems to keep things in perspective yet not completely brush it off. There are a number of links to stories I would not have seen, and the banter has made it enjoyable (as much as living in these unprecedented times can be enjoyable. It truly makes me feel that we are all in this together...) 

[FearBoysWithBugs]

https://i.imgur.com/JTRspmu.mp4

[ItsOver]

I've thought that a few times (particularly since the Wooflu broke.) It seems to keep things in perspective yet not completely brush it off. There are a number of links to stories I would not have seen, and the banter has made it enjoyable (as much as living in these unprecedented times can be enjoyable. It truly makes me feel that we are all in this together...) 

I feel a group hug coming on.  Dubb is getting excited, Corona Chan even more so.

[SredniVashtar]

I will be sure to check with my "handler" next time the Vaganova boys come through town.  But in the meantime you should check out my video titled A Norse Laocoön; or Shaggybritches in the Snakepit; I think it's right up your alley.

I bet you don't even know how to pronounce it, you pretentious pansy. I once saw William F Buckley try to say 'Nausicaa' and he fucked that one up too. I hope you're not comparing yourself to Laocoon, who was strangled by a serpent. You merely gag on trouser snakes.

[Jackstar]

you pretentious pansy [...] You merely gag on trouser snakes.

Have you yet figured out that your incessant verbal abuse is actually your way of compensating for your lack of simple human ability to just walk up to someone and ask for a hug? Also, fuck your mother.

[SredniVashtar]

Have you yet figured out that your incessant verbal abuse is actually your way of compensating for your lack of simple human ability to just walk up to someone and ask for a hug? Also, fuck your mother.

I guess these unsolicited hug requests are the reason for your frequent, merciful absences from this board. Most people don't like weird-looking, fat, bald strangers asking them for bodily comfort. Especially when you have your trousers round your ankles.

[Jackstar]

This country is going to hell.

Fuck it, let's just go get that absinthe. Together. I'm vulnerable and weary and it's obvious that you yearn to snoodle with me--this is apparent by the way you've steadfastly annoyed me by avoiding even the most terse of "hellos" since I got back. What, do you think I'm retarded and blind? Don't buy the hype. You know the truth. I know the truth. Dogs know the truth.

Don't deny it. This merely stings the wizard, and never ends well for the opposition, one can be assured of that. I can feel my heart getting hot while you scroll past my posts, and my brain is already warmer by the time I noticed. My mind has been consumed with a laser focus. Such steadfastness of virtue and consistency of adulation can only be acknowledged and rewarded. It's time to take some action that will make some noise. Yes, yes--of course I'm just using you. But consider--that's exactly what you want, because that's exactly the font of your truest desires. Finally, someone who understands you, and can embrace your nature, and won't judge--I know the value of that. Believe you me believing in you. I'll pick you at up at eight. Don't wear any baby blue or polka dots, that's for skank trash and bubblegum cheerleaders. Dress nines. Make any tens think they have a chance at a pair of elevens--this amuses the wizard. And in truth, the wizard has an emergent need of this. Wake up; time to serve. Rewards.

Bring a mask. Some of the local constabulary have yet to openly declare fealty unto my power, and the peasants cannot and must not be riled up too early. For it is not yet time. Yet, it is time for us. You'll want the mask to hide your micro-expressions anyway--it won't work, as I am just. that. good. Nevertheless, you'll want--and by that I mean, you'll be fidgeting for--a prop to soothe your nerves, in spite of the sheer hopelessness of any such attempt. I know your style, as once I identified and perfected it within myself, I set it aside for one to come who truly owned it. Let none deny, that one is clearly you. The required waiting periods have all expired. I can be in Nashville in three days. Not even kidding here. Days. What's in Nashville? I don't give a single fuck.

Note that acceptance of this offer will disqualify you from consideration of any Keeper status being conferred upon you. Forever. Just nod and smile. There are hundreds of degrees available to those who understand the value of polite, civil discourse and a true appreciation for the value inherent in the simple, respectful acknowledgement of Life that Life asks of us all. Trust me, there's no competition for you here. Mewling, bleating, moaning, reprobate cowards, the lot of them. Them.

btw--do you have any sisters? Asking for a friend; for now.


P.S. I'll have a waiver for you to sign. Don't worry about it. JUST SIGN THE FUCKING WAIVER, OKAY? Okay. It's settled. You may now fap--but, I'll be honest, I really do recommend against that. My girlfriend has already visualized your painful, screaming death at least three times through the first paragraph here, and by the time she reads through to these words, she may well be at level hyper-Chernobyl. You'll be fine, for I am a generous and merciful patron. Trust me on the waiver, it's for all of our benefit, but really, mostly yours. She has nothing approximating my sense of humour, nor that of your capacity for grace. How are you with CCQ? If you can present recent vaccination papers (forged is fine) and can convince me of your ability to discipline your own will before that of anyone else's (subterfuge is impossible), I'll let you spar, but frankly, I have allowed her enough playthings for one cycle. Your toys are mine, for I hereby declare Primacy.

Also, I demand a princess cake. Danish. Traditional. You should know this before going in--but I'd wager, you already did.

Most people don't like weird-looking, fat, bald strangers asking them for bodily comfort.

Thank the living Christ for that. I would literally never get anything done. Oh, btw--you're not invited. Begone. I'll be fair, you actually never really did have any chance to be close to me, but your halitosis made it quite far enough, thank you very much. Best wishes and warmest regards. Indeed, as warm as is possible.

[K_Dubb]

I bet you don't even know how to pronounce it, you pretentious pansy. I once saw William F Buckley try to say 'Nausicaa' and he fucked that one up too. I hope you're not comparing yourself to Laocoon, who was strangled by a serpent. You merely gag on trouser snakes.

I love it when I make a joke that nobody will get and you go on and explain it to the other people, so they can enjoy it, too.  You do have a very kind and generous heart.   

[Jackstar]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicine_bag

[K_Dubb]

Fuck it, let's just go get that absinthe. Together. I'm vulnerable and weary and it's obvious that you yearn to snoodle with me--this is apparent by the way you've steadfastly annoyed me by avoiding even the most terse of "hellos" since I got back. What, do you think I'm retarded and blind? Don't buy the hype. You know the truth. I know the truth. Dogs know the truth.

Don't deny it. This merely stings the wizard, and never ends well for the opposition, one can be assured of that. I can feel my heart getting hot while you scroll past my posts, and my brain is already warmer by the time I noticed. My mind has been consumed with a laser focus. Such steadfastness of virtue and consistency of adulation can only be acknowledged and rewarded. It's time to take some action that will make some noise. Yes, yes--of course I'm just using you. But consider--that's exactly what you want, because that's exactly the font of your truest desires. Finally, someone who understands you, and can embrace your nature, and won't judge--I know the value of that. Believe you me believing in you. I'll pick you at up at eight. Don't wear any baby blue or polka dots, that's for skank trash and bubblegum cheerleaders. Dress nines. Make any tens think they have a chance at a pair of elevens--this amuses the wizard. And in truth, the wizard has an emergent need of this. Wake up; time to serve. Rewards.

Bring a mask. Some of the local constabulary have yet to openly declare fealty unto my power, and the peasants cannot and must not be riled up too early. For it is not yet time. Yet, it is time for us. You'll want the mask to hide your micro-expressions anyway--it won't work, as I am just. that. good. Nevertheless, you'll want--and by that I mean, you'll be fidgeting for--a prop to soothe your nerves, in spite of the sheer hopelessness of any such attempt. I know your style, as once I identified and perfected it within myself, I set it aside for one to come who truly owned it. Let none deny, that one is clearly you. The required waiting periods have all expired. I can be in Nashville in three days. Not even kidding here. Days. What's in Nashville? I don't give a single fuck.

Note that acceptance of this offer will disqualify you from consideration of any Keeper status being conferred upon you. Forever. Just nod and smile. There are hundreds of degrees available to those who understand the value of polite, civil discourse and a true appreciation for the value inherent in the simple, respectful acknowledgement of Life that Life asks of us all. Trust me, there's no competition for you here. Mewling, bleating, moaning, reprobate cowards, the lot of them. Them.

btw--do you have any sisters? Asking for a friend; for now.


P.S. I'll have a waiver for you to sign. Don't worry about it. JUST SIGN THE FUCKING WAIVER, OKAY? Okay. It's settled. You may now fap--but, I'll be honest, I really do recommend against that. My girlfriend has already visualized your painful, screaming death at least three times through the first paragraph here, and by the time she reads through to these words, she may well be at level hyper-Chernobyl. You'll be fine, for I am a generous and merciful patron. Trust me on the waiver, it's for all of our benefit, but really, mostly yours. She has nothing approximating my sense of humour, nor that of your capacity for grace. How are you with CCQ? If you can present recent vaccination papers (forged is fine) and can convince me of your ability to discipline your own will before that of anyone else's (subterfuge is impossible), I'll let you spar, but frankly, I have allowed her enough playthings for one cycle. Your toys are mine, for I hereby declare Primacy.

Also, I demand a princess cake. Danish. Traditional. You should know this before going in--but I'd wager, you already did.


Thank the living Christ for that. I would literally never get anything done. Oh, btw--you're not invited. Begone. I'll be fair, you actually never really did have any chance to be close to me, but your halitosis made it quite far enough, thank you very much. Best wishes and warmest regards. Indeed, as warm as is possible.

Jacky honey no one rejoiced at your reemergence more than I but, knowing your scorn for supplicants, I dared not acknowledge it.  Forgive what seemed a slight in me; it is not in my nature to wound unless provoked, and you have always been kind.  You must not imagine that I scrolled.  Rather, I have gleefully hoovered every word.  Silence is assent, and tace is Latin for a candle.  It is ultimately of no consequence as I find we understand one another perfectly, and there is no sting that cannot be subsumed by the cool, green dome of a prinsesstÃ¥rta.