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« Reply #3900 on: April 05, 2020, 12:55:58 PM »

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« Reply #3901 on: April 05, 2020, 01:09:06 PM »

All is well. Strangely so. Lots of rain (as in the days of Noah) so? Stores no problem. Creeks running high. Politics n spending as usual- the plan putting homeless at the Crowne Plaza. I shit you not. COVID-19 homeless.

Be sure and let us know if it starts raining frogs.

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« Reply #3902 on: April 05, 2020, 01:25:51 PM »
Gayest virus ever...

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« Reply #3903 on: April 05, 2020, 01:29:35 PM »
Gayest virus ever...

Gayer than AIDS?

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« Reply #3904 on: April 05, 2020, 01:34:41 PM »
Didn't kill as many as AIDS?...verdict? ...GAY....

Didn't have to have sex or share needles like AIDS?...verdict?...GAY

Had to stay home instead of visiting movie theaters, public restrooms and rest areas?...verdict?...GAY

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« Reply #3905 on: April 05, 2020, 01:39:28 PM »
Didn't kill as many as AIDS?...verdict? ...GAY....

Didn't have to have sex or share needles like AIDS?...verdict?...GAY

Had to stay home instead of visiting movie theaters, public restrooms and rest areas?...verdict?...GAY

Well perhaps Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom, Canada and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith will address these topics in her talk - starting in about 20 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2klmuggOElE

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« Reply #3906 on: April 05, 2020, 01:39:32 PM »

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« Reply #3907 on: April 05, 2020, 01:40:42 PM »
Yes...as well she should...the world needs leadership now more than ever!

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« Reply #3908 on: April 05, 2020, 01:44:06 PM »
Yes...as well she should...the world needs leadership now more than ever!

Yeah, maybe the big lizard reveal:

PEOPLE OF EARTH. WE ARE IN CONTROL. WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN IN CONTROL.

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« Reply #3909 on: April 05, 2020, 02:11:05 PM »
Hey, the guy funding the engineering of viruses is warning us about viruses...so he’s OK. :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXHikITwlng

“Things won’t go back to normal until we have a vaccine for the whole world.” ::)

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« Reply #3910 on: April 05, 2020, 02:29:19 PM »
Curly's grandson takes a beating here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2FTwNbaK7I

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« Reply #3911 on: April 05, 2020, 02:51:51 PM »
Curly's grandson takes a beating here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2FTwNbaK7I

His shtick doesn’t really work without the slapstick threat of violence. :-\

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« Reply #3912 on: April 05, 2020, 04:47:10 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KO_gvrf5ZA

Some people just don't age well... I never would have guessed who "Norm McDonald" was if I did not hear his voice...

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« Reply #3913 on: April 05, 2020, 04:49:55 PM »
Drastic disinfectant steps


I suppose they are worth more as an insurance claim than they are rentals at this point...

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« Reply #3914 on: April 05, 2020, 04:50:21 PM »
Some people just don't age well... I never would have guessed who "Norm McDonald" was if I did not hear his voice...

Still hilarious though. His joke about the “impossible bat” meat or “beyond bat” soup really had me and Rosanne laughing.

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« Reply #3915 on: April 05, 2020, 05:01:05 PM »

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« Reply #3916 on: April 05, 2020, 05:03:59 PM »
PERFORM 100-ELIMINATE-CORONAVIRUS THROUGH 100-ELIMINATE-CORONAVIRUS-EXIT VARYING CORONAVIRUS-COUNTER FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL CORONAVIRUS-ELIMINATED.

When can I get paid?


Quite simple. You can't... It would seem that as a programmer, you have a choice. Make $85 per hour with some other states, or volunteer for New Jersey... ;D

"COBOL is a dead language that hasn't been taught in most universities for decades, and the rare COBOL coders command anywhere from $55 to $85 an hour. As such, New Jersey is looking for volunteers, likely of the retired sort, to help solve its problems."

Examples?
From https://www.tomshardware.com/news/new-jersey-cobol-coders-mainframes-coronavirus
"That may seem surprising on the surface because COBOL debuted back in 1960 and mainframes ceded the leadership position to general-purpose x86 servers decades ago. However, these (sometimes) archaic systems still power much of the infrastructure behind governmental agencies, banks, and airlines. "

It also says that "Connecticut is already leading a joint project with three other states to recruit COBOL coders". So it would appear that there at least a number of states that can provide you examples of antiquated mainframes running COBOL if you are looking...

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« Reply #3917 on: April 05, 2020, 05:06:33 PM »


Oh yeah! They’re doing so much better than us, aren’t they?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/25/brazil-rio-gangs-coronavirus

You’re the laughing stock of the world. ::)

Now, continue chimping for the CCP! :D

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« Reply #3918 on: April 05, 2020, 05:07:13 PM »
Gayest virus ever...


It's on the same level as purchasing a billboard, agreed!

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« Reply #3919 on: April 05, 2020, 05:10:53 PM »
Quite simple. You can't... It would seem that as a programmer, you have a choice. Make $85 per hour with some other states, or volunteer for New Jersey... ;D

"COBOL is a dead language that hasn't been taught in most universities for decades, and the rare COBOL coders command anywhere from $55 to $85 an hour. As such, New Jersey is looking for volunteers, likely of the retired sort, to help solve its problems."
From https://www.tomshardware.com/news/new-jersey-cobol-coders-mainframes-coronavirus
"That may seem surprising on the surface because COBOL debuted back in 1960 and mainframes ceded the leadership position to general-purpose x86 servers decades ago. However, these (sometimes) archaic systems still power much of the infrastructure behind governmental agencies, banks, and airlines. "

It also says that "Connecticut is already leading a joint project with three other states to recruit COBOL coders". So it would appear that there at least a number of states that can provide you examples of antiquated mainframes running COBOL if you are looking...

I’m coming to you for all my COBOL needs in the future. :)

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« Reply #3920 on: April 05, 2020, 05:12:17 PM »
Oh yeah! They’re doing so much better than us, aren’t they?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/25/brazil-rio-gangs-coronavirus

You’re the laughing stock of the world. ::)

Now, continue chimping for the CCP! :D

Are you down with CCP?

Why not get some concerns that are real?

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« Reply #3921 on: April 05, 2020, 05:16:27 PM »
According to Ivan here, sounds like Boris Johnson is in a real bad way.   Hope this is inaccurate. 

Quote
LONDON, Apr 6 - RIA News. British Prime Minister of Great Britain Boris Johnson will undergo artificial lung ventilation, a source close to the leadership of the national health system in England told RIA Novosti.

https://ria.ru/20200406/1569611571.html

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« Reply #3922 on: April 05, 2020, 05:17:05 PM »
Are you down with CCP?

Why not get some concerns that are real?

China isn’t the single biggest threat to the world today? ???

Oh, right! Orange man bad!! ::) ::)

GET A GRIP! And on something other than your microphallus. :D

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« Reply #3923 on: April 05, 2020, 05:21:19 PM »
China isn’t the single biggest threat to the world today? ???

Oh, right! Orange man bad!! ::) ::)

GET A GRIP! And on something other than your microphallus. :D

You have a Chinese micropenis? What does that even mean?

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« Reply #3924 on: April 05, 2020, 05:26:22 PM »
You have a Chinese micropenis? What does that even mean?

You fucking hack! ::)


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« Reply #3925 on: April 05, 2020, 05:28:35 PM »
I must have missed this .... how did you two love birds start fighting?

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« Reply #3926 on: April 05, 2020, 05:30:35 PM »
You fucking hack! ::)



You hacking fuck! ::)


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« Reply #3927 on: April 05, 2020, 05:36:12 PM »
Dinks must be touched!

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« Reply #3928 on: April 05, 2020, 05:40:51 PM »
Dinks must be touched!

A good old' fashioned sword fight.

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« Reply #3929 on: April 05, 2020, 05:43:00 PM »
Johnson is in there.  Live!

* like what the hell?  Why are 100+ guys watching this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y-2ObIrZBQ