Coronavirus 2020

[Taaroa]

https://twitter.com/abbyhoward26/status/1245510918299103232

[Kidnostad3]

All is well. Strangely so. Lots of rain (as in the days of Noah) so? Stores no problem. Creeks running high. Politics n spending as usual- the plan putting homeless at the Crowne Plaza. I shit you not. COVID-19 homeless.

Be sure and let us know if it starts raining frogs.

[chefist]

Gayest virus ever...

[Dr. MD MD]

Gayest virus ever...

Gayer than AIDS?

[chefist]

Didn't kill as many as AIDS?...verdict? ...GAY....

Didn't have to have sex or share needles like AIDS?...verdict?...GAY

Had to stay home instead of visiting movie theaters, public restrooms and rest areas?...verdict?...GAY

[Walks_At_Night]

Didn't kill as many as AIDS?...verdict? ...GAY....

Didn't have to have sex or share needles like AIDS?...verdict?...GAY

Had to stay home instead of visiting movie theaters, public restrooms and rest areas?...verdict?...GAY

Well perhaps Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom, Canada and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith will address these topics in her talk - starting in about 20 minutes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2klmuggOElE

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KO_gvrf5ZA

[chefist]

Yes...as well she should...the world needs leadership now more than ever!

[Dr. MD MD]

Yes...as well she should...the world needs leadership now more than ever!

Yeah, maybe the big lizard reveal:

PEOPLE OF EARTH. WE ARE IN CONTROL. WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN IN CONTROL.

[Dr. MD MD]

Hey, the guy funding the engineering of viruses is warning us about viruses...so he’s OK.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXHikITwlng

“Things won’t go back to normal until we have a vaccine for the whole world.” :

[Walks_At_Night]

Curly's grandson takes a beating here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2FTwNbaK7I

[Dr. MD MD]

Curly's grandson takes a beating here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2FTwNbaK7I

His shtick doesn’t really work without the slapstick threat of violence.

[WOTR]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KO_gvrf5ZA

Some people just don't age well... I never would have guessed who "Norm McDonald" was if I did not hear his voice...

[WOTR]

Drastic disinfectant steps

https://twitter.com/tompodolec/status/1246561736301383681

I suppose they are worth more as an insurance claim than they are rentals at this point...

[Dr. MD MD]

Some people just don't age well... I never would have guessed who "Norm McDonald" was if I did not hear his voice...

Still hilarious though. His joke about the “impossible bat” meat or “beyond bat” soup really had me and Rosanne laughing.

[analog kid]

[WOTR]

PERFORM 100-ELIMINATE-CORONAVIRUS THROUGH 100-ELIMINATE-CORONAVIRUS-EXIT VARYING CORONAVIRUS-COUNTER FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL CORONAVIRUS-ELIMINATED.

When can I get paid?

Quite simple. You can't... It would seem that as a programmer, you have a choice. Make $85 per hour with some other states, or volunteer for New Jersey...

"COBOL is a dead language that hasn't been taught in most universities for decades, and the rare COBOL coders command anywhere from $55 to $85 an hour. As such, New Jersey is looking for volunteers, likely of the retired sort, to help solve its problems."

Examples?

From https://www.tomshardware.com/news/new-jersey-cobol-coders-mainframes-coronavirus
"That may seem surprising on the surface because COBOL debuted back in 1960 and mainframes ceded the leadership position to general-purpose x86 servers decades ago. However, these (sometimes) archaic systems still power much of the infrastructure behind governmental agencies, banks, and airlines. "

It also says that "Connecticut is already leading a joint project with three other states to recruit COBOL coders". So it would appear that there at least a number of states that can provide you examples of antiquated mainframes running COBOL if you are looking...

[Dr. MD MD]

Oh yeah! They’re doing so much better than us, aren’t they?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/25/brazil-rio-gangs-coronavirus

You’re the laughing stock of the world. :

Now, continue chimping for the CCP!

[Corona Kitty]

Gayest virus ever...

It's on the same level as purchasing a billboard, agreed!

[Dr. MD MD]

Quite simple. You can't... It would seem that as a programmer, you have a choice. Make $85 per hour with some other states, or volunteer for New Jersey...

"COBOL is a dead language that hasn't been taught in most universities for decades, and the rare COBOL coders command anywhere from $55 to $85 an hour. As such, New Jersey is looking for volunteers, likely of the retired sort, to help solve its problems."
From https://www.tomshardware.com/news/new-jersey-cobol-coders-mainframes-coronavirus
"That may seem surprising on the surface because COBOL debuted back in 1960 and mainframes ceded the leadership position to general-purpose x86 servers decades ago. However, these (sometimes) archaic systems still power much of the infrastructure behind governmental agencies, banks, and airlines. "

It also says that "Connecticut is already leading a joint project with three other states to recruit COBOL coders". So it would appear that there at least a number of states that can provide you examples of antiquated mainframes running COBOL if you are looking...

I’m coming to you for all my COBOL needs in the future.

[analog kid]

Oh yeah! They’re doing so much better than us, aren’t they?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/25/brazil-rio-gangs-coronavirus

You’re the laughing stock of the world. :

Now, continue chimping for the CCP!

Are you down with CCP?

Why not get some concerns that are real?

[Walks_At_Night]

According to Ivan here, sounds like Boris Johnson is in a real bad way.   Hope this is inaccurate. 

LONDON, Apr 6 - RIA News. British Prime Minister of Great Britain Boris Johnson will undergo artificial lung ventilation, a source close to the leadership of the national health system in England told RIA Novosti.

https://ria.ru/20200406/1569611571.html

[Dr. MD MD]

Are you down with CCP?

Why not get some concerns that are real?

China isn’t the single biggest threat to the world today?

Oh, right! Orange man bad!! : :

GET A GRIP! And on something other than your microphallus.

[analog kid]

China isn’t the single biggest threat to the world today?

Oh, right! Orange man bad!! : :

GET A GRIP! And on something other than your microphallus.

You have a Chinese micropenis? What does that even mean?

[Dr. MD MD]

You have a Chinese micropenis? What does that even mean?

You fucking hack! :

[Corona Kitty]

I must have missed this .... how did you two love birds start fighting?

[analog kid]

You fucking hack! :

You hacking fuck! :

[whoozit]

Dinks must be touched!

[Corona Kitty]

Dinks must be touched!

A good old' fashioned sword fight.

[Walks_At_Night]

Johnson is in there.  Live!

* like what the hell?  Why are 100+ guys watching this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y-2ObIrZBQ