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« Reply #2850 on: March 25, 2020, 06:20:26 PM »
Wow.  Even Weinstein got himself a Corona-Chan test in the big house.  I guess Kathy isn't a 1%'er after all.    That or she is just being a goofy goober.


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« Reply #2851 on: March 25, 2020, 07:11:35 PM »
I wish her an eventual recovery followed by a speedy relapse.

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« Reply #2852 on: March 25, 2020, 07:20:47 PM »
I wish her an eventual recovery followed by a speedy relapse.

lol

me too. i wonder if hallmark has a card for that :)

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« Reply #2853 on: March 25, 2020, 07:23:26 PM »
OMG   :o  Don't click if you have a shred of decency in your soul...but damn.  Why is stuff always on fire and/or exploding in the P.R.C.?


I'm sorry. He was on fire inside of his car before he hit the gas pump? What kind of a car has an interior that spontaneously combusts while you are driving?

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« Reply #2854 on: March 25, 2020, 07:26:21 PM »
I'm sorry. He was on fire inside of his car before he hit the gas pump? What kind of a car has an interior that spontaneously combusts while you are driving?
Mobile meth lab?

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« Reply #2855 on: March 25, 2020, 07:29:18 PM »
I'm sorry. He was on fire inside of his car before he hit the gas pump? What kind of a car has an interior that spontaneously combusts while you are driving?

The new 2020 Daewoo Inferno with self immolation package (a must have upgrade)

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« Reply #2856 on: March 25, 2020, 07:53:59 PM »

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« Reply #2857 on: March 25, 2020, 08:30:33 PM »

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« Reply #2858 on: March 25, 2020, 08:45:15 PM »

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« Reply #2859 on: March 25, 2020, 08:54:14 PM »
The new 2020 Daewoo Inferno with self immolation package (a must have upgrade)

I suppose... The latest in "high efficiency heated seats?"

Mobile meth lab?
Possibly his "social credit" score slipped below 600?

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« Reply #2860 on: March 25, 2020, 08:58:45 PM »
I suppose... The latest in "high efficiency heated seats?"
Possibly his "social credit" score slipped below 600?

I asked Mrs. Walks as she can habla - apparently the guy decontaminated himself and his car with some sort of disinfectant to ward off Corona-Chan and then fired up a smoke.   

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« Reply #2861 on: March 25, 2020, 09:03:30 PM »
lol

me too. i wonder if hallmark has a card for that :)
Would you believe that I couldn't find a "get well never" card? The closest that I can find is the "get well soon" card that I created a year or two ago...

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« Reply #2862 on: March 25, 2020, 09:06:00 PM »
I asked Mrs. Walks as she can habla - apparently the guy decontaminated himself and his car with some sort of disinfectant to ward off Corona-Chan and then fired up a smoke.

Bloody hell... I have around 18 gallons of 99% isopropyl alcohol at work that I could turn into "disinfectant". There are one or two people who own cars that I would like to "disinfect" with that volume...

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« Reply #2863 on: March 25, 2020, 09:06:55 PM »
Bloody hell... I have around 18 gallons of 99% isopropyl alcohol at work that I could turn into "disinfectant". There are one or two people who own cars that I could "disinfect" with that volume...

The trick is to get them to light a smoke while driving. ;)

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« Reply #2864 on: March 25, 2020, 09:13:39 PM »

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« Reply #2865 on: March 25, 2020, 09:17:29 PM »

Must taste like shit after spray that all over your cup. What a maroon!

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« Reply #2866 on: March 25, 2020, 09:48:39 PM »
Would you believe that I couldn't find a "get well never" card? The closest that I can find is the "get well soon" card that I created a year or two ago...


Well she is not worthy of your artwork.

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« Reply #2867 on: March 25, 2020, 09:56:41 PM »
 

* CoronaEpstein.jpg (105.97 kB)

This would make a nice card:}

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« Reply #2868 on: March 25, 2020, 10:41:36 PM »

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« Reply #2869 on: March 25, 2020, 10:52:39 PM »

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« Reply #2870 on: March 25, 2020, 10:53:19 PM »

Thats it! Im converting to ZZ Top.

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« Reply #2871 on: March 25, 2020, 10:59:23 PM »
Senda went deep into San Francisco today to get tested for Corona-Chan.  `Tis okay thread.  Don't worry about him.  He wore a mask.

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« Reply #2872 on: March 25, 2020, 11:03:33 PM »

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« Reply #2874 on: March 25, 2020, 11:55:28 PM »

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« Reply #2875 on: March 25, 2020, 11:58:42 PM »
another fucking idiot

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« Reply #2876 on: March 26, 2020, 12:22:10 AM »

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« Reply #2879 on: March 26, 2020, 01:07:48 AM »