Coronavirus 2020

[ItsOver]

Because then it ends up like the stuff you buy in for christmas, but then start to nibble on beforehand...

Just double your shopping list.  Triple it, if you're really challenged on willpower.

What's packing on a few extra pounds on the 'ol derriere when you may need it in the apocalyptic days ahead.

[Juan]

Here we make up hurricane kits every winter. We buy a few extra canned goods every week such as chili, soup, beef stew, etc. and dried beans, pasta and so forth. either buy water or containers to hold water at the appropriate time. We also stock up on batteries, candles, propane fuel or Sterno for cooking. The latter is in case of no electricity, but I doubt a virus quarantine would affect electricity. The canned meats are cooked while canning and could be eaten right from the can if need be.

[Asuka Langley]

Yeah.  I'm not chomping at the bit to dig into the stable milk or powdered eggs myself.

Canned food stays good way past it's expiration date i have a lot of Campbell's chunky soup. I just rotate it and eat the expired stuff first and it tastes fine. I am eager to taste my canned Donburi and panda bread in a can tho. The panda bread is so kawaii the idea of eating it is giving me that feel i get right before i get a killstreak and deploy the wheelson.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUope7BbeOk

[Walks_At_Night]

Here we make up hurricane kits every winter. We buy a few extra canned goods every week such as chili, soup, beef stew, etc. and dried beans, pasta and so forth. either buy water or containers to hold water at the appropriate time. We also stock up on batteries, candles, propane fuel or Sterno for cooking. The latter is in case of no electricity, but I doubt a virus quarantine would affect electricity. The canned meats are cooked while canning and could be eaten right from the can if need be.

I'm two hours plus inland and learned that lesson with Hurricane Fran.  Didn't have power for over 10 days.   That got old in a hurry.  More prepared for that kind of a thing now but of course now that I've learned about the worse that has happened hurricane wise was just losing some pears off my trees. 

[DynamoHum]

Here we make up hurricane kits every winter. We buy a few extra canned goods every week such as chili, soup, beef stew, etc. and dried beans, pasta and so forth. either buy water or containers to hold water at the appropriate time. We also stock up on batteries, candles, propane fuel or Sterno for cooking. The latter is in case of no electricity, but I doubt a virus quarantine would affect electricity. The canned meats are cooked while canning and could be eaten right from the can if need be.

I’m not worried about utilities going out, just worried about supply chain for food and medicines. We are a small island with a lot of people.

Also if they lockdown areas I am rural enough to not be able to get to a supermarket. If there has to  be self isolation/individual quarantine (which is a possibility as my husband commutes into central London every day) then again supply chain will be a problem. Luckily I work from home so that’s 50% less chance of us getting it I suppose.

[Juan]

I’m glad I have a garden and already have my seeds for the coming year.
And I’m on an even smaller island with only two grocery stores. Buy early and often.

[Walks_At_Night]

GLP is a damn trip! 

"The hand-over to Pence was very significant. Does it mean that this is a militaristic event?"

[Asuka Langley]

China has said that Covid-19 can be transmitted though sewer pipes from fecal matter so they were blocking off sewers. It was rumored that farting in a room could infect you with Covid-19. Pete Buttigieg a fecal matter connoisseur, has canceled events due to illness.

https://time.com/5791169/pete-buttigieg-cancels-events-illness/

[Walks_At_Night]

South Koreans seem to have their act together.   Meanwhile the CDC test kits sucked so bad they recalled them.

https://twitter.com/BBCLBicker/status/1232618450482163713

[Asuka Langley]

South Koreans seem to have their act together.   Meanwhile the CDC test kits sucked so bad they recalled them.

https://twitter.com/BBCLBicker/status/1232618450482163713

Koreans are Based AF! 화이팅 HWAITING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYq1lSce1U

[WOTR]

Unconfirmed and just can't be true, can it? 

https://twitter.com/oznzusukca/status/1231934232131338246

Damn it. I knew that I had posted this prophetic clip too early in the thread...

"I'm getting better."


https://youtu.be/Jdf5EXo6I68

[albrecht]

Why not just stock up on things you like?  I'm pretty sure Hamm's, sardines, tuna, canned goods, protein bars, ... your call, will outlast any threat Corona-Chan poses.  Plus, you can then just eat at your leisure as part of your usual larder.

Exactly.

[albrecht]

Just double your shopping list.  Triple it, if you're really challenged on willpower.

What's packing on a few extra pounds on the 'ol derriere when you may need it in the apocalyptic days ahead.

And if you have to jump "Disease Ship" the extra lbs can be a benefit! 

https://www.outsideonline.com/2275116/how-survive-75-hours-alone-ocean

[whoozit]

Salubrious sardines squash coronavirus.  I wish I had eaten them before I died a week or so ago.

[ItsOver]

Salubrious sardines squash coronavirus.  I wish I had eaten them before I died a week or so ago.

Even if they hadn't saved you, that extra fat could have helped to burn your corpse a little faster. 

[Walks_At_Night]

So how does this stuff work exactly?  Once in your life you travel there, put on a white robe if a dude or a black thing if you are a dudette and then just cook around in a circle and orbit a box?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5anLvfaLxk

[Walks_At_Night]

Is Senda's right lung ok?

https://twitter.com/Penn_Laboratory/status/1232831010145849344

[albrecht]

So how does this stuff work exactly?  Once in your life you travel there, put on a white robe if a dude or a black thing if you are a dudette and then just cook around in a circle and orbit a box?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5anLvfaLxk

I think the main deal is after the pilgrimage, touching/kissing some alien rock, marching around a black cube, that you get to throw rocks at the devil. Apparently the Saudis have modernized the place because there were frequently injuries during the stoning due to crowds and errant throws.

[aldousburbank]

I think the main deal is after the pilgrimage, touching/kissing some alien rock, marching around a black cube, that you get to throw rocks at the devil. Apparently the Saudis have modernized the place because there were frequently injuries during the stoning due to crowds and errant throws.

When you throw rocks at the devil someone’s bound to get stoned.

[Dr. MD MD]

When you throw rocks at the devil someone’s bound to get stoned.

Love that song, man!

[Walks_At_Night]

It's a trap!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m821PcAkCm8&feature=emb_logo

[Walks_At_Night]

Learn it   Know it   Live it.............

[Kidnostad3]

China has said that Covid-19 can be transmitted though sewer pipes from fecal matter so they were blocking off sewers. It was rumored that farting in a room could infect you with Covid-19. Pete Buttigieg a fecal matter connoisseur, has canceled events due to illness.

[Dr. MD MD]

So you’re voting for Booty Judge then?

[Kidnostad3]

So you’re voting for Booty Judge then?

FUCK NO!  It’s assholes like Asuka Langley that give assholes like Booty Judge ammunition to attack conservatives.  We need him like we need a dose of clap. 

[Dr. MD MD]

FUCK NO!  It’s assholes like Asuka Langley that give assholes like Booty Judge ammunition to attack conservatives.  We need him like we need a dose of clap.

[paladin1991]

Due to changes in Canadian law (due to signing of a certain UN Treaty recently that some on the interwebs up in fake arms about and the real protests and shut-downs) can the Indians absolve or quarantine themselves from the Chinese and Canadians and their virus? Maybe they can "reverse" the "First Nation" or, here the Reservation/Casino system, and have auatarky, defeat the virus and survive these endtimes!? What do mole people, turtles, or various and sundry "Elks" and white (non-racist, because that's what they are) buffaloes say??

[pate]

Learn it   Know it   Live it.............

Based graphic;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXQS4S3vgGA

Nautical Shore!

-p

ediot: the Hitler/Chaplin seems to be mislabeled as the "truf-brush" naught hayte'n....

[paladin1991]

As if flying already isn't a hassle.

So the Chinese in typical fashion stole the idea from an American but made a shoddy product? 

Dean Koontz, a guest with Art and Ian over the years, wrote a book about a "Wuhan 400" virus being used for political purposes.

https://gulfnews.com/world/wuhan-400-novel-predicted-coronavirus-40-years-ago-internet-stumped-1.1581971564436

At first, it was called the novel corona virus. Then it became Covid.  Probably so the chinks wouldn't have to pay Koontz any money for stealing his novels novel corona virus.

[pate]

No vidya?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rTDD9iK3S0

#BIFFs

/p