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Started by MV/Liberace!, January 23, 2020, 11:29:38 PM

ItsOver

Quote from: pate on July 18, 2020, 02:24:51 PM
What I found most frightening about Chuck, was that he had/did/will have the ability to become the first ninja master, take himself as an apprentice who then battled the future Chuck Norris who had yet to invent the time machine and ninjitsu, but was somehow even though HE did not know it yet the last ninja (this is future Chuck Norris before the time machine).  It is mind boggling.  Three separate and distinct Chuck Norrii, who were the same, yet different.  Self-taught/ apprentice /master...

It is difficult to understand, but that is the nature of Chuck.  So ninja.

Little frightens me in this world, top of the list is Chuck Norris/ninja.

I hope this does not upset Chuck, I cannot afford to "foot" the bill of his round-house kick to my head.
Corona Chan, meet the cure.  Chuck Norris.




Anyone want a dose of SNG001?   Sounds promising.

QuoteWe are all delighted with the trial results announced today, which showed that SNG001 greatly reduced the number of hospitalised COVID-19 patients who progressed from ‘requiring oxygen’ to ‘requiring ventilation’. It also showed that patients who received SNG001 were at least twice as likely to recover to the point where their everyday activities were not compromised through having been infected by SARS-CoV-2. In addition, SNG001 has significantly reduced breathlessness, one of the main symptoms of severe COVID-19. This assessment of SNG001 in COVID-19 patients could signal a major breakthrough in the treatment of hospitalised COVID-19 patients. Our efforts are now focused on working with the regulators and other key groups to progress this potential COVID-19 treatment as rapidly as possible."


https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/07/20/2064154/0/en/Synairgen-announces-positive-results-from-trial-of-SNG001-in-hospitalised-COVID-19-patients.html

Solid Corona-Chan freakout here.  Big decibels on the yelly meter.

ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 20, 2020, 07:54:14 AM
Solid Corona-Chan freakout here.  Big decibels on the yelly meter.
LOL.  The "magical" 6 feet.  666 for Corona Chan.  Corona Chan will abide.



I just hope if Corona Chan is on the metric system, it has a good converter.

paladin1991

Quote from: ItsOver on July 17, 2020, 09:02:07 AM
Dayum.  Now that you mention it, where did The Doc go?  How will we know whether we're dead or not without The Doc?



The Dickdr?  *Looks around*  Fuckifiknow.

paladin1991

Quote from: ItsOver on July 17, 2020, 09:43:10 AM
Here's another MIA for you.  Where's the boy with bed bugs fear dude, to pollute BG with crappy Orange Man bad memes?

*a Jackstarian leap in non-cognitive thinking*  Are you suggesting, that they are one and the same?  Playing off each other in a bit of thread autofelleatio?

Jackstar

Quote from: paladin1991 on July 20, 2020, 01:35:02 PM
*a Jackstarian leap in non-cognitive thinking* 

Victory, for The Light.

paladin1991

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 17, 2020, 03:52:13 PM
They’ll never take me alive.  ;)

I’m still here. I’ve just been extremely busy lately. I try to read some throughout the week but it’s been hard to keep up with all the MITD drama these days. I never seem to find enought time to keep up reading and posting on weekdays. So, for now Fridays and Saturdays will be all I’ll have time for. I do miss you guys though and have been Jonesing for BG all week!  :P

Well, shit.  There it is.  Right there.  Not missing at all.  Just jonesing.

paladin1991

Quote from: pate on July 18, 2020, 02:24:51 PM
What I found most frightening about Chuck, was that he had/did/will have the ability to become the first ninja master, take himself as an apprentice who then battled the future Chuck Norris who had yet to invent the time machine and ninjitsu, but was somehow even though HE did not know it yet the last ninja (this is future Chuck Norris before the time machine).  It is mind boggling.  Three separate and distinct Chuck Norrii, who were the same, yet different.  Self-taught/ apprentice /master...

It is difficult to understand, but that is the nature of Chuck.  So ninja.

Little frightens me in this world, top of the list is Chuck Norris/ninja.

I hope this does not upset Chuck, I cannot afford to "foot" the bill of his round-house kick to my head.
You must be drunk.  You are speaking English.


paladin1991

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 20, 2020, 07:54:14 AM
Solid Corona-Chan freakout here.  Big decibels on the yelly meter.

yeah.  seen that elsewhere in RL.  don't care.  I think this is all a throwback to primal scream 'therapy.'


https://youtu.be/1PXCBpVs3k4



Fiegl-Ding feeling his oats today.  Drops the Smallpox blast.

https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1285281389655490568



whoozit

Revisited the early pages of this thread.  I miss the doorknob licking.

ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 20, 2020, 07:57:32 PM
Fiegl-Ding feeling his oats today.  Drops the Smallpox blast.

https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1285281389655490568
Doc Ding-Dong, always with the negative vibes.   He's certainly no Dr. Feelgood.

Kidnostad3

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 20, 2020, 07:57:32 PM
Fiegl-Ding feeling his oats today.  Drops the Smallpox blast.

https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1285281389655490568

Sureâ€"go ahead and play the smallpox card, FFS.

WOTR

Quote from: whoozit on July 21, 2020, 05:00:35 PM
Revisited the early pages of this thread.  I miss the doorknob licking.

I would still love to lick the escalator handrail in the airport. But the public health authorities scared me into compliance and I recognize the necessity of hazmat suits, masks, and shooting anybody infected before they "turn."

Thank-goodness for their sane advice or I would undoubtedly be dead severely sick have mild symptoms.

SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: WOTR on July 21, 2020, 11:18:07 PM
I would still love to lick the escalator handrail in the airport. But the public health authorities scared me into compliance and I recognize the necessity of hazmat suits, masks, and shooting anybody infected before they "turn."

Thank-goodness for their sane advice or I would undoubtedly be dead severely sick have mild symptoms.

Here you can get mildly sick without symptoms:

https://twitter.com/cjtruth/status/1285698336557862913

💀💀💀💀💀   And winter is coming.................    💀💀💀💀💀


https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1285793901954162689

Tootsie

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 22, 2020, 06:42:44 AM
💀💀💀💀💀   And winter is coming.................    💀💀💀💀💀


https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1285793901954162689

"How to lie with Statistics" Bill Gates summer reading list.


Tootsie

we'll all be dead, crippled, trans-humans after the vaccine but asuka will turn jewish.. his worst nightmare



Taaroa

Now mandatory to wear masks in Melbourne any time you leave the house or face a fine of $200 from the police. They can also fine you $1600 if you are out for anything other than essential shopping, medical treatment, education, or work.


https://youtu.be/SjWsDoLFPqU

AZZERAE

Hey. Your name pronounced Tah-roo? Asking for DID.

Jackstar

Quote from: Taaroa on July 22, 2020, 07:28:26 AM
Now mandatory to wear masks in Melbourne

It will be interesting to see what this does for the rates of transmission of oral (CENSORED).

Corona-Chan running hog wild now. 43 people in the US a minute are stricken now with her.   

U.S. records 2,600 new coronavirus cases every hour as total approaches 4 million

QuoteJuly 23 (Reuters) - U.S. coronavirus cases were approaching 4 million on Thursday, with over 2,600 new cases every hour on average, the highest rate in the world, according to a Reuters tally.
https://news.trust.org/item/20200723091312-956hb

ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 23, 2020, 03:31:11 PM
Corona-Chan running hog wild now. 43 people in the US a minute are stricken now with her.   

U.S. records 2,600 new coronavirus cases every hour as total approaches 4 million
https://news.trust.org/item/20200723091312-956hb
Gee, at this rate, everybody in the U.S. will be infected in approximately 14 and a half years.

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