Coronavirus 2020

[SpaceMeowMaid]

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[Jackstar]

^^^
Brian Cooper, actual yearbook photo. The pick of the litter.

[albrecht]

https://twitter.com/SteveScalise/status/1272661471382700032

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/moderna-covid-19-vaccine-induced-adverse-reactions-more-half-trial-participants

[Walks_At_Night]

Fauci "Bullish" on vaccine

https://twitter.com/BBCBweaking/status/1283497337978073089

[Walks_At_Night]

Good news here.  To be honest I was skeptical that there would be an effective vaccine for Corona-Chan but it looks like that maginificent bastard S.V. has done it.  Antibodies up.  T-Cells up.   September ETA!?!

Hopes for a coronavirus vaccine this year have been boosted by a reported breakthrough in Oxford's human trials
https://news.yahoo.com/hopes-coronavirus-vaccine-boosted-reported-115924064.html

[Walks_At_Night]

Welp. I guess we now know why the Doc hasn't been around.   Rounded up and given a one way ticket to Camp Coof.

Arkansas National Guard transporting COVID-19 patients to isolation facility
https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/local/arkansas-national-guard-transporting-covid-19-patients-isolation-facility/M6QOEDIC4JEGLKO7L2AN4BVYDQ/

[albrecht]

Welp. I guess we now know why the Doc hasn't been around.   Rounded up and given a one way ticket to Camp Coof.

Arkansas National Guard transporting COVID-19 patients to isolation facility
https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/local/arkansas-national-guard-transporting-covid-19-patients-isolation-facility/M6QOEDIC4JEGLKO7L2AN4BVYDQ/

I reckon those were "Blue List" folks taken? At least the Post Office isn't involved, yet. What with their secret interrogation rooms and multicultural workforce.

[Walks_At_Night]

Corona Chan strikes hard, strikes fast, strikes often

Mink Cull
Almost 100,000 mink at a farm in north-eastern Spain are to be culled after many of them tested positive for coronavirus, health authorities say.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-53439263


India exploding
India reports record 34,956 new cases of coronavirus and record 687 new deaths; becomes the third country to surpass 1 million cases with a total of 1,003,832 cases and 25,602 deaths
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1283980182668312576

Oz boiling over
428 coronavirus cases were detected in Victoria (Melbourne) overnight - the largest COVID day anywhere in Australia.
https://twitter.com/7NewsAustralia/status/1283999205871112193?s=20

[Jackstar]

Corona Chan strikes hard, strikes fast, strikes often

That's too bad.

[Walks_At_Night]

That's too bad.

Indeed.  Plague-Chan is right around the corner too.

https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1283390232054947841
https://twitter.com/quicktake/status/1283659788975472641

[Jackstar]

Plague-Chan is right around the corner too.

Canceled. Obviously I cannot provide confirmation. Nevertheless. Canceled.

I'm told, that when the next set of virii were being prepped, when my upgraded DNA signature was added to the genome, the whole viral consciousness up and went on strike, rather than go up against me. Apparently I've got quite the rep in certain circles. I guess... I'm an "old soul"? I'm not buying it: these titties don't feel old. Well, whatever, I guess even soulless disease-bearing particles know a doomed fight when they sense it. There ain't gonna be, whatever They thought there was gonna be, because REASONS.

I think there are other parts of Creation where that kind of thing is going to go on, and I can't guarantee that anyone reading these words is reading it in the same dimension that I'm writing it in, however, as far as I know, which isn't all that far, but it is far enough: all plague is all canceled. You're welcome.

Hopefully, we'll get dragons instead. FLYING FUCKIN' FIRE-BREATHIN' DRAGONS. How fucking cool would that be? Fucking cool as cool can fucking be, that's for fucking sure. Also, great for me: Dragonslaying was an elective at Invisible Electoral College and I took it 5 times, because that was the maximum allowed me. I even looked for and found a loophole--my old job--that let me keep taking it, but I started to feel bad for the dragons that took one look at me and then just sort of... dejectedly slump in the shoulders. First time was cool, after that, I felt a bit like a bully.

Also, they simply began to run out of eggs. So really, we won't get dragons here. Humans have had legends of dragons for centuries--Dragons have legends about ME now. I don't know what's coming up next, after I broke character--in a big way, thaaaaankyeeeeew--I lost all my intel from the precogs. I don't need it, there's plenty more like me ready to activate. Some of them don't even know what alcohol is. We're in good hands here. The best. I'm just part of the expendable vanguard, there are actual professionals lining up behind me as we speak, hoping that I don't kill absolutely every single one of the killable targets still around. I probably won't, I'm a pacifist and I'm pretty relaxed on vengeance. Also I appear to be legitimately unstoppable. Let's test that further, who's next? Oh, right, everyone is terrified. Boo! Ho ho ho. Rawr. And it is still only July. Think tanks around the globe are 24/7 sweatshops now, feverishly studying ancient Romanian nursery rhymes, just in case. The Forces of Evil are screamingly desperate these days. Isn't that a sad story? Yeah, I think so too.

I am actually not even kidding. Codespeaking, yes, but not ALL code. But I am ALL that. Can y'all imagine how hard it is to be humble at all? It's harder when you're a Jackstar, and basically impossible when you're the Progenitor. This is the planet where y'all banned me like a dozen times and refused to buy me a microphone, right? Okay, just checking my map. It's burnt. Yeah, I know it's an official War College Map, and I know I'm supposed to repair it. That's what I'm doing! I'm repairing it with invisible mustard, by right of rite of (REDACTED). See above, re: "loopholes." More of a hobby than a fetish, I swear. Don't overthink this one, Ladies. If I'm talking about it, it's already too late to undo and is DONE. We had the cancellation for Plague-Chan in the bag back in February. It was a good Valentine's Day, that's all I can say further at this point.

Because I'm trippin' balls, Mang, wooooooo *cough* Anyway, I gotta unplug soon. You might think I like busting out on here all night, every night, but it's actually really draining. Rest is important for a star that carries an unlicenced nuclear accelerator, if I don't ever rest, I can't ever accelerate. Think about it.

[Walks_At_Night]

Not sure about the rest of the thread, but personally I feel better with the cancellation of Plague-Chan.   

[Jackstar]

personally I feel better with the cancellation of Plague-Chan.

I'd prove it if I could, but of course--not allowed. How would I even do that? No idea. I'm good skilled, but I'm not that good crazy, and "proof" isn't my area at all.

Still, I am pleased that I stayed around longer in order to ease any of your unease. I thought I'd mentioned this fact before, but it was either in another wall of text, or in another dimension's BallGag, no idea at this point. So I thought I was repeating myself again, but I felt it was important. And if you're serious about actually feeling any better at all, then it was quite important.

Next time you would like to feel better about anything, remember that G. Maxwell is sitting in a prison cell where the lights never go out and she's wearing paper overalls. She's currently (telepathy--do not ask lightly) wishing she could get access to a bidet, and struggling to accept the possibility that she may simply never even see another bidet again, let alone, be allowed to use it. For her, that must be a fate worse than death already.

I can't confirm any of my telepathic info sources, for reasons that might not be obvious, but trust me, a Telepathic Jackstar is not going to bring about peace on Earth, heh. More like an instant trip to GloboThermoHomoVille. Pretend I'm "remote viewing" instead. Oh, hi Ed. How's it going? Oh, that's too bad. No shit? LOL. Okay, I'll see what I can do. Can you get a new haircut? No? Well... it's not looking good for your request then.

Company (Okay, he's gone. He bought it. HAH! He's gonna (REDACTED) when he reads this. Life is but a dream.) policy.

[Gd5150]

Indeed.  Plague-Chan is right around the corner too.

https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1283390232054947841
https://twitter.com/quicktake/status/1283659788975472641

Some Chinaman in his moms basement performing “journalism” identical to the American ABCNNBBCBS “reporter” sitting his moms basement. Surely worthy of a Pulitzer Peace Pipe.

[ItsOver]

Indeed.  Plague-Chan is right around the corner too.

https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1283390232054947841
https://twitter.com/quicktake/status/1283659788975472641

Those damn marmots will get you every time.

[ItsOver]

Welp. I guess we now know why the Doc hasn't been around.   Rounded up and given a one way ticket to Camp Coof.

Arkansas National Guard transporting COVID-19 patients to isolation facility
https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/local/arkansas-national-guard-transporting-covid-19-patients-isolation-facility/M6QOEDIC4JEGLKO7L2AN4BVYDQ/

Dayum.  Now that you mention it, where did The Doc go?  How will we know whether we're dead or not without The Doc?

[Walks_At_Night]

Dayum.  Now that you mention it, where did The Doc go?  How will we know whether we're dead or not without The Doc?

It is worrisome.  As always we thank Jack for his bellgab service and the update on the ongoing G. Maxwell/Bidet crisis was quite interesting but perhaps on his next pass he could make some telepathic inquiries on the Doc so to speak? 

I'm afraid the Doc might be basking under the Maui sun with Whitman, Price and Haddad.

[ItsOver]

Here's another MIA for you.  Where's the boy with bed bugs fear dude, to pollute BG with crappy Orange Man bad memes?

[Walks_At_Night]

Here's another MIA for you.  Where's the boy with bed bugs fear dude, to pollute BG with crappy Orange Man bad memes?

Probably back prowling Fields Avenue.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4-4bDz9r6k

[Gd5150]

Here's another MIA for you.  Where's the boy with bed bugs fear dude, to pollute BG with crappy Orange Man bad memes?

And notice he and the other lemmings disappear together? Analkid and a few other DNC bots. It really is funny to watch when the DNC funds run out how fast they all go poof.

[pate]

...
Mink Cull
Almost 100,000 mink at a farm in north-eastern Spain are to be culled after many of them tested positive for coronavirus, health authorities say.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-53439263

...

100k mink?  That's a lot of luxurious winter apparel, what a shame I guess "they" will have to suck it up and try to realize something from the loss after the carcii are properly sanitized for the wearer's protection.  I am bookmarking this, making a note as it were.  I will have to go to my local furrier this October-Novemberish, and see if there are any Corn Teen close-out deals on the discount rack.

What an excellent gift idea for a loved one!



Corn Teen moves in mysterious ways I suppose.

-p

[ItsOver]

And notice he and the other lemmings disappear together? Analkid and a few other DNC bots. It really is funny to watch when the DNC funds run out how fast they all go poof.

Yep, the anal kid, starranus, poof!  I thought maybe it was from the Spectracide I spread on BellGab earlier in the week.

[whoozit]

Dayum.  Now that you mention it, where did The Doc go?  How will we know whether we're dead or not without The Doc?

Do not number the teeth of a horse gifted to you.

[ItsOver]

100k mink?  That's a lot of luxurious winter apparel, what a shame I guess "they" will have to suck it up and try to realize something from the loss after the carcii are properly sanitized for the wearer's protection.  I am bookmarking this, making a note as it were.  I will have to go to my local furrier this October-Novemberish, and see if there are any Corn Teen close-out deals on the discount rack.

What an excellent gift idea for a loved one!



Corn Teen moves in mysterious ways I suppose.

-p

Think how much love yeeewww can buy from Roswells .

[ItsOver]

Do not number the teeth of a horse gifted to you.

How about if I just alphabetize them.

[pate]

Think how much love yeeewww can buy from Roswells .

One does not simply "purchase" love, I am sort of hoping to become a "kept man."  You know a stay-at-home dad, eating bon-bons and watching soap operas listening to podcasts and offering my expert critiques on various veelogs, blauges and websites.  Yes, I think I could live with that.  When I think of the Senda-esque weight I must acquire to achieve this, I am tempted to foolishly dabble.  The big eFF has his Sweet Kathy:   pate must needs have his sweet cookie!

This is one of the possible futures I have forseen, not the optimal, but livable.  I would have to swallow my pride and do the occasional YouTube in a shameful attempt to monetize what little greatness I possess and display my disgusting self as a bull's eye target for arrows and slings.

I half-heartedly jest, but this possibility approached with the proper mind-set could be livable.  I doubt it would be the actual case, the wise gambler always knows when to hold 'em.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

N.S.

-p

/self-reported: off topic

[Dr. MD MD]

Welp. I guess we now know why the Doc hasn't been around.   Rounded up and given a one way ticket to Camp Coof.

Arkansas National Guard transporting COVID-19 patients to isolation facility
https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/local/arkansas-national-guard-transporting-covid-19-patients-isolation-facility/M6QOEDIC4JEGLKO7L2AN4BVYDQ/

They’ll never take me alive. 

I’m still here. I’ve just been extremely busy lately. I try to read some throughout the week but it’s been hard to keep up with all the MITD drama these days. I never seem to find enought time to keep up reading and posting on weekdays. So, for now Fridays and Saturdays will be all I’ll have time for. I do miss you guys though and have been Jonesing for BG all week! 

[Dr. MD MD]

I reckon those were "Blue List" folks taken? At least the Post Office isn't involved, yet. What with their secret interrogation rooms and multicultural workforce.

I’ve never forgotten about this chilling potential scenario.

[K_Dubb]

They’ll never take me alive. 

I’m still here. I’ve just been extremely busy lately. I try to read some throughout the week but it’s been hard to keep up with all the MITD drama these days. I never seem to find enought time to keep up reading and posting on weekdays. So, for now Fridays and Saturdays will be all I’ll have time for. I do miss you guys though and have been Jonesing for BG all week! 

Welcome back you slack-jawed Maga chud I got a skateboard with your name on it!

--Rose City Antifa

[ItsOver]

They’ll never take me alive. 

I’m still here. I’ve just been extremely busy lately. I try to read some throughout the week but it’s been hard to keep up with all the MITD drama these days. I never seem to find enought time to keep up reading and posting on weekdays. So, for now Fridays and Saturdays will be all I’ll have time for. I do miss you guys though and have been Jonesing for BG all week! 

Whew... we we're sweatin about you, Doc.  Please pardon the pit stains.