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Dr. MD MD

Quote from: WOTR on April 08, 2020, 10:48:25 AM
This is what a select group has wanted since SARS. I recall some people going to fist bumps for awhile. I still hear "experts" telling us that is the way to do things. With this new virus, even a fist bump is to close. I think we are supposed to blow each other kisses now...

Ediot: I think that MV might like this new custom...



Just leave your well wishes in the airlock, fucker! ::)

paladin1991

Quote from: nooryisawesome on April 07, 2020, 09:33:10 PM
Also I’m ready to revolt this socialist bullshit lock down nonsense.

there is already a 'movement' forming.  Ammon Bundy is in Idaho talking up the unconstitutionality of the state Gov't 'orders.   Talk of armed resistance if the state interferes with the ppls rights to free assembly, pursuit of free enterprise, etc.    Sheriff Wheeler of Bonner County sent an open letter to Brad Little talking about the illegality of his orders to the ppl of Idaho.

anybody else hearing of organized or official discontent?

paladin1991

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on April 07, 2020, 10:29:15 PM
The fact is I have never been a fan or defender of Henry Kissinger.  What irks the shit out of me are dimwits who use whatever they can find on the internet no matter how outlandish or implausible to make an argument. They believe what conforms to their prejudices or ostensibly supports their argument rather than what is rational or verifiably true which in my book makes them fish wives with a keyboard.  For one to get something wrong with honest intentions is one thing but anyone who persists in a claim or assertion that is demonstrably false because one has a hard-on for an individual or group makes one a fucking liar or a Democratâ€"but then I repeat myself.

Another fact is there is more bullshit being strewn by certain posters on these boards than could be spread by a John Deere manure spreader over any equal amount of time.  I hate to single out individuals but one of their names rhymes with Dick Doctor.  To be fair, he is a psychological shut-in and his mother locks him in the basement with his iPad everyday as an alternative to adult daycare.  If he didn’t have BG as an outlet for his fantasies he’d be gnawing on the drywall, blowing spit bubbles and abusing himself all day.

How can you be sure that the dickdr isn't still doing that?  He does have a fascination for all things 'penis.'

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 08, 2020, 10:57:22 AM
How can you be sure that the dickdr isn't still doing that?  He does have a fascination for all things 'penis.'

Just another Kissinger humper. ::)

paladin1991

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 08, 2020, 12:10:32 AM
Can you? Who gives a fuck, boomer?!
You keep dropping 'boomer' like you are not part of the club. 

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 08, 2020, 11:03:01 AM
  You keep dropping 'boomer' like you are not part of the club.

I’m not.

Jones just showed the clip below on his show.   The responses to this tweet are just bizarre.  I understand that real studies are underway on the malaria drug w/ zinc combo but here a Doctor claims some
success with it.   First response is something along the lines of "Don't fall for this.  Trump is not a doctor".  When it was a doctor being interviewed.  It's insane.

https://twitter.com/ABC7Jory/status/1247209594088091648

SredniVashtar

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 08, 2020, 11:03:01 AM
  You keep dropping 'boomer' like you are not part of the club.

To be fair, no self-respecting club would take him. Apart from NAMBLA.


GravitySucks

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 08, 2020, 11:18:51 AM
To be fair, no self-respecting club would take him. Apart from NAMBLA.

Hey SV. Good to see you alive and kicking. Video later?

Kidnostad3

As I donned a face mask before entering a Walmart today it occurred to me that this would be a hell of a good time to knock over a liquor store which was followed immediately by the thought "Who thinks like that?  Sometimes I scare myself.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 08, 2020, 11:18:51 AM
To be fair, no self-respecting club would take him. Apart from NAMBLA.

Well look who is alive and kickin'.  Hope you are hale and hearty, you nasty bastard............. 

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on April 08, 2020, 11:25:44 AM
As I donned a face mask before entering a Walmart today it occurred to me that this would be a hell of a good time to knock over a liquor store which was followed immediately by the thought "Who thinks like that?  Sometimes I scare myself.

Just do it old school


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 08, 2020, 11:18:51 AM
To be fair, no self-respecting club would take him. Apart from NAMBLA.

Surely, that club started in Great Britian where the police actually stopped investgating pedophilia because it's just too rampant there.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 08, 2020, 11:25:50 AM
Well look who is alive and kickin'.  Hope you are hale and hearty, you nasty bastard.............

You know how it is. When you spend your life sleeping in hedges, fighting gypsies and eating raw weasel, a mere virus is child's play. You girly types who hang out in supermarkets and punch code in your budgie smugglers are in for a rude awakening.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on April 08, 2020, 11:25:44 AM
As I donned a face mask before entering a Walmart today it occurred to me that this would be a hell of a good time to knock over a liquor store which was followed immediately by the thought "Who thinks like that?  Sometimes I scare myself.

There is help for dementia but accepting that you have itnis the first hurdle.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 08, 2020, 11:23:36 AM
Hey SV. Good to see you alive and kicking. Video later?

Just as soon as I get my red shorts back from the laundry. Unfortunately I've run out of quarters...

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 08, 2020, 11:18:32 AM
Jones just showed the clip below on his show.   The responses to this tweet are just bizarre.  I understand that real studies are underway on the malaria drug w/ zinc combo but here a Doctor claims some
success with it.   First response is something along the lines of "Don't fall for this.  Trump is not a doctor".  When it was a doctor being interviewed.  It's insane.

https://twitter.com/ABC7Jory/status/1247209594088091648

Yep, just listen to the voices of authority, kids. Orange man bad! ::)

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 08, 2020, 11:30:28 AM
Just as soon as I get my red shorts back from the laundry. Unfortunately I've run out of quarters...

Just blow a couple Muslims. That should get you your laundry money.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 08, 2020, 11:28:26 AM
Surely, that club started in Great Britian where the police actually stopped investgating pedophilia because it's just too rampant there.

Shouldn't you be out using your priceless medical skills to save lives in this time of crisis? Even Rand Paul is trying to make himself useful while you're hunched over your monitor whacking it over Henry Kissinger.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 08, 2020, 11:29:12 AM
You know how it is. When you spend your life sleeping in hedges, fighting gypsies and eating raw weasel, a mere virus is child's play. You girly types who hang out in supermarkets and punch code in your budgie smugglers are in for a rude awakening.

Ha!   Well aside from some recent mega Heather Wade drama, you can see not much as changed here as of late.  Senda got tested for COVID-19 but it came back negative.  So O'Neill's dream has not yet came to pass.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 08, 2020, 11:32:12 AM
Just blow a couple Muslims. That should get you your laundry money.

I wouldn't want to deprive your mom of income. I know she needs it to look after her useless son.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 08, 2020, 11:33:10 AM
Ha!   Well aside from some recent mega Heather Wade drama, you can see not much as changed here as of late.  Senda got tested for COVID-19 but it came back negative.  So O'Neill's dream has not yet came to pass.

I think we have to face the fact that Senda is the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. WTF happened with MITD? Wasn't Schrader in that gig?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 08, 2020, 11:32:57 AM
Shouldn't you be out using your priceless medical skills to save lives in this time of crisis? Even Rand Paul is trying to make himself useful while you're hunched over your monitor whacking it over Henry Kissinger.

I’m too busy with a study about just how far the British have their head shoved up their own asses right now. It’s verry important!

paladin1991

Quote from: Asuka Langley on April 08, 2020, 11:23:23 AM
https://www.facebook.com/AJDAGR8/videos/1047873458927753/
I'm laughing my ass off at this.  The looks on their faces as they turn around, especially the tall guy wearing glasses.  They are all clustered up around the door looking into a 'closed' shop.  I'm betting they expected to be let in.  Maybe the shop owner is jewish?   

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 08, 2020, 11:35:30 AM
I wouldn't want to deprive your mom the queen of income. I know she needs it to look after her useless sons.

FIFY ;)

paladin1991

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 08, 2020, 11:18:51 AM
To be fair, no self-respecting club would take him. Apart from NAMBLA.
Well, yeah, NAMBLA.  Bet the dickdr gets to suck the blood fm all the babies he has circumcised.  Yeah, I'm saying it.  The dickdr is a jew.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 08, 2020, 11:41:15 AM
Well, yeah, NAMBLA.  Bet the dickdr gets to suck the blood fm all the babies he has circumcised.  Yeah, I'm saying it.  The dickdr is a jew.

Typical FBI bullshit. It’s amazing that agency still exists. ::)


Kidnostad3

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 08, 2020, 11:13:23 AM
I’m not.

Of course he's not.  He's an immature, pants wetting 40 something who has made shit posting his life's work in the absence of any other prospects.

Kidnostad3

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 08, 2020, 11:41:15 AM
Well, yeah, NAMBLA.  Bet the dickdr gets to suck the blood fm all the babies he has circumcised.  Yeah, I'm saying it.  The dickdr is a jew.

A self hating Jew.  Who knew? 

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