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Started by MV/Liberace!, January 23, 2020, 11:29:38 PM

Imagine The Hurtline attorney's here in the US licking their chops at the prospect of impromptu medical devices.

https://twitter.com/azeem/status/1242441672774103041


Quote from: WOTR on March 24, 2020, 02:54:37 PM
"The cure for coronavirus is worst than the disease."

Really? Why not "The cure for corona virus is wurst than the disease." Are there any people who speak or can edit English anymore?

I saw a van for a company advertising that they were the new "supplier OF the Canadian military" a few days ago. It followed it up by saying that their equipment is "expertly engineer." And I'm supposed to trust these clowns who print full vinyl wraps with that to supply and maintain my essential equipment?

How old are yew?

WOTR

Quote from: nooryisawesome on March 24, 2020, 03:18:06 PM
How old are yew?
Somewhere between a toddler and an octogenarian.

I'm not in a risk group- and with my personality, even if I were, I would laugh. Like I said- I just wonder where all of the ventilators are going if there are not enough to treat anybody over 60 and there is no risk to people under 50. Perhaps all of those with asthma (It seems to me that 50% of people under 30 "suffer" from asthma.) Maybe all of the severely obese people whose asses never left the couch? Maybe the chronic pot smokers (if the ACT II receptor theory is correct.) Possibly the sickly vegetarians and snowflake-like youth?

Or, possibly everybody between 50 and 60 is using one right now? They have to be used somewhere...

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: WOTR on March 24, 2020, 03:32:35 PM
Somewhere between a toddler and an octogenarian.

I'm not in a risk group- and with my personality, even if I were, I would laugh. Like I said- I just wonder where all of the ventilators are going if there are not enough to treat anybody over 60 and there is no risk to people under 50. Perhaps all of those with asthma (It seems to me that 50% of people under 30 "suffer" from asthma.) Maybe all of the severely obese people whose asses never left the couch? Maybe the chronic pot smokers (if the ACT II receptor theory is correct.) Possibly the sickly vegetarians and snowflake-like youth?

Or, possibly everybody between 50 and 60 is using one right now? They have to be used somewhere...

https://blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/archives/2020/03/17/angiotensin-and-the-coronavirus

pate

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on March 24, 2020, 03:15:38 PM
Imagine The Hurtline attorney's here in the...

Its SPEDing!

I fear BellGab/bellchan will need a lots of Corn Teen.

We're domed.



Jay-sus, I leave you 'tards back at base to protect it and 'shit while I go do unimportant stuff like get my home-brew potting soil mixed up for this year's Cunt-tainter garden, an look at the place.

No cookies for noone.

-p


albrecht

I admire the businesses who are leveraging the Corona-Chan to explain how much they care for us. A local plumbing outfit apologizes if they offend but that they will be "keeping social distance" during their visits. When I'm in need of the plumber I try to maintain a  "distance."  But I'm not a lonely housewife on lockdown.  I guess they were alluding to porno-trope and cheap puns about laying pipe?

Clyde claims he predicted this on Alex's show years ago. Then again folks have been predicting "their" next plague for decades.





Asuka Langley

Quote from: albrecht on March 24, 2020, 03:57:07 PM
I admire the businesses who are leveraging the Corona-Chan to explain how much they care for us. A local plumbing outfit apologizes if they offend but that they will be "keeping social distance" during their visits. When I'm in need of the plumber I try to maintain a  "distance."  But I'm not a lonely housewife on lockdown.  I guess they were alluding to porno-trope and cheap puns about laying pipe?

Clyde claims he predicted this on Alex's show years ago. Then again folks have been predicting "their" next plague for decades.

Sylvia Browne predicted it too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWhQb9C4R-M


albrecht

Quote from: Asuka Langley on March 24, 2020, 03:59:57 PM
Sylvia Browne predicted it too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWhQb9C4R-M
Well that was a pleasant video. Nightmares tonight.  Very strange how different people are reacting. Some places it is life as normal. Others freaking out and shutting it down. And amazing how their media is relentless with the anti-Trump and anti-American stuff.  Even in a time and disease where they tell us is so dangerous and critical. 

ps: Clyde admitted that he is eating the cookies and snacks that "he bought for Liam" 

aldousburbank

The best part of youtubing the white house corona briefings is the live chat. Fucking ridiculous. In an entertaining way. But listening for what the actual plan is, based on newly available beautiful tests and ex machina big data messiah is growing steadily unnerving. I mean we’re basically talking Newuhan York City here already aren’t we? And I’m supposed to be ok with stiffs in suits telling me how to save my own ass? Bitches I’ve been out in the cut growing my own shit in glorious self social distancing for mothafucking years! Good luck America! I miss you already! Go fuck yourself ChYnuh!
#barndooralreadyopened
#shutdowntheshutdown
>end rant<


aldousburbank

Quote from: Jackstar on March 24, 2020, 04:24:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30


Every word is God's truth. You're welcome.

I fucking love it when AJ gets all cheech and chonged up. He must be a real pleasure AF to eat freekin mushrooms with holy shit.

SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on March 24, 2020, 03:15:38 PM
Imagine The Hurtline attorney's here in the US licking their chops at the prospect of impromptu medical devices.

https://twitter.com/azeem/status/1242441672774103041



This is really awesome. I love the ingenuity of people under pressure. Attorneys are drooling LOL indeed.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: aldousburbank on March 24, 2020, 04:30:38 PM
I fucking love it when AJ gets all cheech and chonged up. He must be a real pleasure AF to eat freekin mushrooms with holy shit.

Heh heh! Joe and AJ are the new Cheech & Chong. 8)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alyx4QeRRdg



aldousburbank

Corona Virus
Some people like to call it
The Covid 19




aldousburbank

Quote from: Flyingmerkitty on March 24, 2020, 04:40:04 PM
Gay Fucking Frogs!

Super gay frogs. Frogs that are fantastically gay. Frogs so gay they get tired of their gayness.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: aldousburbank on March 24, 2020, 04:46:28 PM
Super gay frogs. Frogs that are fantastically gay. Frogs so gay they get tired of their gayness.

Hermaphrodites? ???

pate

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 24, 2020, 04:54:58 PM
Hermaphrodites? ???

Do you really mean Hermes/Aphrodite, buddy?

-p

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: pate on March 24, 2020, 05:03:21 PM
Do you really mean Hermes/Aphrodite, buddy?

-p

Derp!



^^^^
You

Maybe

albrecht

Quote from: Asuka Langley on March 24, 2020, 04:53:57 PM
Sometimes Trump does shit that makes me want to vote for him again

Bernie/Yang fags REKT!




So what's the deal with Fauci, the NIH Infectious Disease man?  Seems like a bright guy that knows his business but then you see stuff like this and you have to wonder about his judgement some.   Seems like he had a bit of a woody for Hillary.  Yuuge in fact.  The "very proud to know her" line is something else. Bleeech.




Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on March 24, 2020, 05:17:10 PM
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/02/10/a-valuable-reputation

In another paper, in Policy Perspective, Jason Rohr, an ecologist at the University of South Florida, who served on an E.P.A. panel, criticized the “lucrative ‘science for hire’ industry, where scientists are employed to dispute data.” He wrote that a Syngenta-funded review of the atrazine literature had arguably misrepresented more than fifty studies and made a hundred and forty-four inaccurate or misleading statements, of which “96.5% appeared to be beneficial for Syngenta.”

pate

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 24, 2020, 05:08:44 PM
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Maybe

Nautical Shore, buddy.  I have no idea what movie or television shoe your meme is from, or maybe that's a real person?

Help me out, buddy!

I'm too busy doing unimportant shit to do a reverse image search.  I did like the one of the guy with the paper maché tin-foil hat, struggling on the floor next to some lockers or something.  Sort of looked like it might be the same guy, looks like a funny movie or television shoe.

I am almost finished re-watching the Commie agit-prop ST:TNG series;  if you clue me in I may fall asleep watching whatever TVshoe/Movie that is from later on tonight.

Thanks, buddy!

-p

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: pate on March 24, 2020, 06:34:16 PM
Nautical Shore, buddy.  I have no idea what movie or television shoe your meme is from, or maybe that's a real person?

Help me out, buddy!

I'm too busy doing unimportant shit to do a reverse image search.  I did like the one of the guy with the paper maché tin-foil hat, struggling on the floor next to some lockers or something.  Sort of looked like it might be the same guy, looks like a funny movie or television shoe.

I am almost finished re-watching the Commie agit-prop ST:TNG series;  if you clue me in I may fall asleep watching whatever TVshoe/Movie that is from later on tonight.

Thanks, buddy!

-p

This kind of laziness is what’s wrong with America today. ::)

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