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Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats

Started by pyewacket, December 09, 2019, 10:00:27 PM


albrecht

Quote from: pyewacket on December 09, 2019, 10:00:27 PM
Jim Jones Kool-Aid


Prominent Democrat "get out the vote" Jim Jones, and possible CIA asset if one believes some deeper conspiracies, used Flavor-Aid. Kool-Aid got the bum rap. And should've sued to DNC n media for the bad publicity. But all publicity is good, I guess. And my spelling on phone so might've got trade-marked sugar water brands slightly wrong. But used the off-brand- not Kool one in the jungle.

pyewacket

Not exactly the type of response I was looking for, but it's a start.

How about gas station sushi with a half price sticker on it.


WOTR

Quote from: Asuka Langley on December 09, 2019, 10:23:15 PM
Holocaust survivors

My hat is off to you. The sheer number of people you would likely "offend" with that post is off the charts... But it made me damn near swallow my lozenge in a fit of laughter.

Somehow you have managed to distill the essence of bellgab and package it in one post.

Mazel tov.

albrecht

Quote from: pyewacket on December 09, 2019, 10:21:17 PM
Not exactly the type of response I was looking for, but it's a start.

How about gas station sushi with a half price sticker on it.


Fresh seafood in the Midwest. Loose Slots at a casino (note spelling, not double-entrendre or even pun,) most politicians, and, if I was a cop, someone who says "I had only a couple of beers."

WOTR

I know that this is not in the spirit of your thread, but:

Democrats > Trudeau.

Yes, they are the bigger animal.  ;)

albrecht

Quote from: WOTR on December 09, 2019, 10:58:04 PM
My hat is off to you. The sheer number of people you would likely "offend" with that post is off the charts... But it made me damn near swallow my lozenge in a fit of laughter.

Somehow you have managed to distill the essence of bellgab and package it in one post.

Mazel tov.


Now we cooking with gas. Lee might get some feedback but I don't agree that the essence of BG.

Dr. MD MD

Communists because at least they admit they’re communists.

VC

Quote from: WOTR on December 09, 2019, 10:58:04 PM
My hat is off to you. The sheer number of people you would likely "offend" with that post is off the charts... But it made me damn near swallow my lozenge in a fit of laughter.

Somehow you have managed to distill the essence of bellgab and package it in one post.

Mazel tov.

Hilarious! Bwahahaha!

I love his posts of Asian women too! They play awesome guitars... ;)

albrecht

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 09, 2019, 11:15:45 PM
Communists because at least they admit they’re communists.


Yep. By Dr. Fred Schwarts even, as I recall. Used to be easily found at yardsales and used book stores. Likely on Amazons now?  On phone n cant look up. But,basically, commies tell you what they will do and keep the promises.

Kidnostad3

An automobile service technician who tells me the air in my tires needs changing.

Dr. MD MD

A Loreena Bobbit circumcision. Old reference, I know. Look it up, kids! :D





Kidnostad3

A neighbor with a pair of pit bulls named Tinker Bell and Tootsie.

pyewacket

That's the spirit!

Casey Anthony baby sitting service.

WOTR

Quote from: albrecht on December 09, 2019, 11:05:55 PM

Now we cooking with gas. Lee might get some feedback but I don't agree that the essence of BG.

Not the antisemitism. The ability to ignore political correctness and use the forbidden for humour.

Anyhow, I suppose I would trust hiking the rim of White island volcano more than Democrats...


ItsOver

Mainstream media. Oh wait, that's the same thing as the demonrats.

Juan

Jackstar.

I’ll just add that I would place Republicans about equal with the Democrats.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Juan on December 10, 2019, 07:11:46 AM
Jackstar.

I’ll just add that I would place Republicans about equal with the Democrats.

Not these days. ::)


pyewacket

A Nigerian prince asking for help transferring money.


Kidnostad3

A millennial college applicant who thinks Gluteus Maximus was a Roman emperor.

Gd5150

Anyone on bellgab who claims to be female and hides behind the profile pic of a hot female.

ItsOver

Quote from: Gd5150 on December 10, 2019, 10:23:43 AM
Anyone on bellgab who claims to be female and hides behind the profile pic of a hot female.
LOL.  I can't imagine that ever happening.  ;D  Maybe they're just trying to lure back GravitySucks.


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