Azzerae's World

[Jackstar]

- Quran 2:222-223

« Reply #1649 on: Today at 07:16:16 »

We simply must all play (REDACTED) together.

[AZZERAE]

Is the crimson flag supposed to remind me of menstruation? Because it does.

"Company policy".

[Jackstar]

Well, if menstruation is a company policy, I can at last stop wondering why women were excluded from management for so long.

[AZZERAE]

When the river runs red, take the dirt road.

[AZZERAE]

[Jackstar]

When the river runs red, take the dirt road.

You're like how R2-D2 would be if it leaked oil everywhere while making annoying grinding noises along with the already supernaturally annoying whistles and bells. Is it necessary for your schtick? You know, mustard works great as a polish.

[Jackstar]

A$AP SPERG

This is four letters, followed by five characters. It's not 5:5. It's not even funny. DISQUALIFIED.

Are you even trying here? It's like you think stew. Gimme extra carrots.

[K_Dubb]

Amateurs

[AZZERAE]

This is four letters, followed by five characters. It's not 5:5.

If only you'd possessed the ability to read between the lines. Count the space after the first 4 letters, and the sum total is 5. The golden ratio exists in your mind alone, Pi.


https://youtu.be/zQYYGwYTPuY

Are you even trying here?

One dies tryin'.

[AZZERAE]

Amateurs

"Fill us in", Anus Pastry.

[AZZERAE]

You're like how R2-D2 would be if it leaked oil everywhere while making annoying grinding noises along with the already supernaturally annoying whistles and bells. Is it necessary for your schtick? You know, mustard works great as a polish.

Shtick? That's your department, faggot. While you pour all your energy into "not breaking character", the rest of our are living our lives.

[AZZERAE]

[Azzerae] is what actual psychosis can look like, whereas what [Jackstar is] doing is clearly performance art.

[AZZERAE]

I EXIST THROUGHMY NAME, SELF OBLIGED.

[K_Dubb]

"Fill us in", Anus Pastry.

Not with you looking like a fetus, honey.

I will do a special episode of my podcast where I talk about flourless chocolate lava cake, tentatively scheduled for Valentine's Day 2029.

[ItsOver]

Not with you looking like a fetus, honey.

I will do a special episode of my podcast where I talk about flourless chocolate lava cake, tentatively scheduled for Valentine's Day 2029.

Dayum.  That looks mighty tasty.

[Nyewalker]

Savour the misery

[AZZERAE]

Not with you looking like a fetus, honey.

Cumpony policy. Don't get all "pro life" on me. Please.

I will do a special episode of my podcast ...

Looks as if you're going for the Vanderhooven model there, champ. Decades between shows. Make sharp, guzzy.

[AZZERAE]

He hit me back first.

[K_Dubb]

Cumpony

[AZZERAE]

Would you prefer to take me, not in the fetal position?!

[AZZERAE]

[K_Dubb]

Would you prefer to take me, not in the fetal position?!

I would prefer you show me your ID and some chest hair first babyface.

[AZZERAE]

[Jackstar]

He hit me back first.

https://www.ranker.com/list/zodiac-sign-fight-matchs/donn-saylor

Don't leave me alone! All the plants are gonna die!

[AZZERAE]

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So I guess the fortune teller's right
Should've seen just what was there
And not some holy light

[Jackstar]

[K_Dubb]

[AZZERAE]

All the plants are gonna die!

Anyone or anything that ever got too close to me died.

[Tootsie]

wow.. who is this singer who looks so much like Azzerae?  two cuties 

[AZZERAE]

I would prefer you show me your ID

I bet your buddy Za Za would love to get his mitts on THAT SHIT.

and some chest hair

Minimal body hair. Thick head of hair. In fact, I don't even like to keep armpit hair. Okay. Below the knee and to the shins I'm sasquatch...but that's it.