Azzerae's World

[paladin1991]

Tim Ozman aka Zaza is online here now...



Let us all pray 

Which Ozman brother was he?

[paladin1991]

Bullshit! Ozman NEVER posts here. I wish he would but he only seems to lurk here. ZaZa wouldn't be able to help himself and would’ve wished for me to die from ass cancer by now. : :

Heads up, dude.  Looks like your avatar died last week fm ass cancer.   

[paladin1991]

I accept your fealty. Bring back your period.

Why do you intend to make soup?  I understand it makes a real meaty broth.  You can practically chew the meat drapes. 

[AZZERAE]

ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴʟᴏᴀᴅ

[AZZERAE]

ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴʟᴏᴀᴅ

[SpaceMeowMaid]

ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴʟᴏᴀᴅ

You keep saying blue eyes, but you have one blue eye and one hazel looks like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvYMej1meZU

This is the song from the "all I wanted was a pepsi" line

[Jackstar]

You keep saying blue eyes, but you have one blue eye and one hazel looks like.

Heterochromia is so hot in Paris right now.

[K_Dubb]

ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴʟᴏᴀᴅ

First of all, this is patent fraud since you do not son me at all and content yourself with the kind of sober cautions about my obsession that I would expect from a true friend.  I think I came out rather better in this bargain, sweetheart.

Second, pate is not a sweathog as he posted a shirtless photo of himself, and he is hot.  I believe, despite the ardent pleas of many bellgabbers over the years, this is the only time anyone has ever actually shown us their tits, and I didn't even ask!

Third, my photo was taken several weeks ago in the height of summer by a guy I am sort of seeing.

I am (or was) new to forumming and one of the first things I noticed about bellgab was how certain people acted like their avatars (impossible mythical beauties swathed in flowing robes and accompanied by wolves/the moon/ethereal sparkles etc.) and the juxtaposition of this visual imagery with the gravel-voiced grandmas who appeared on the gabcast under the same names amused me to no end.  I swore from the beginning that I would never be so ridiculous, and using current (admittedly flattering and selected) photos is how I keep myself honest.  I do not think I have to point out the pitfalls of neglecting this, for those few of us who prefer our faces to be known.

Fourth, I am by no means a racist in my personal life (I don't know where you got that idea) and see the beauty in all shades and shapes of men.  As long as they are not fat!

Thank you, Azz; that was very powerful.

[Ciardelo]

What's a murray biscuit? Do they make you fat?

[K_Dubb]

What's a murray biscuit? Do they make you fat?

I don't know either, but the scenario Azz paints is usually played out here upon a Ritz cracker.  These will, of course, make you fat but, prepared as described, the protein content is higher than one might expect from your typical baked item and is recommended as an occasional indulgence.

[Ciardelo]

I don't know either, but the scenario Azz paints is usually played out here upon a Ritz cracker.  These will, of course, make you fat but, prepared as described, the protein content is higher than one might expect from your typical baked item and is recommended as an occasional indulgence.

:snicker:

[VC]

What's a murray biscuit? Do they make you fat?

You have to be somewhat gay or gay curious to be able to do that. Sorry, that's not eating ants...

VC, what you are suffering are delusions. Its a pity not even the mental hospital will take you.

You seem euphoric and manic on your latest podcast. Med adjustment time? Don't listen to the temptress or the idiot ME-tron to do otherwise! Is your apology really genuine and true into the future too, or have you gone to turnover the other leaf on the dark-side again? As a gesture of good will, I will commit to a battle rap with you in a cooperative production that you can produce and have creative control over.

Seriously you little derpnard, how many times do I have to tell you that I am MEtron!?

I'm certain you will let him out of your pie hole upon request if not already arranged. Of course, why bother with Jack-tron ME-tron there too. Bwahahaha!

To MV/Liberace!: I suggest unbanning Metron2267 now, and let "these" idiots do double time! Or 2+ X-time depending on how many sock puppets are under their control. Metron2267 already has a shared Gif/Graphic folder with Jackass-tron ME-tron anyway. RETARDS.

I'm certain they could easily reach a 200+ post count per day.

[ItsOver]

...I am (or was) new to forumming and one of the first things I noticed about bellgab was how certain people acted like their avatars (impossible mythical beauties swathed in flowing robes and accompanied by wolves/the moon/ethereal sparkles etc.) and the juxtaposition of this visual imagery with the gravel-voiced grandmas who appeared on the gabcast under the same names amused me to no end...

Heh... a certain wilted flower comes to mind. 

[K_Dubb]

Heh... a certain wilted flower comes to mind. 

Oh yes.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Heh... a certain wilted flower comes to mind. 

TIGER LILLY!

[AZZERAE]

What's a murray biscuit?

They look like this:



I guess its not a snack food or a thing in your neck of the woods.

Do they make you fat?

Everything makes you fat. So its best to just give up and be fat.

Or in the words of Alexander Woolcoot, "All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening."

[AZZERAE]

My photo was taken several weeks ago in the height of summer by a guy I am sort of seeing.

So you really are gay - AMAZING!

[AZZERAE]

You seem euphoric and manic on your latest podcast. Med adjustment time?

I just had too much Red Bull, plus coffee, and forgot to eat.

Don't listen to the temptress...

I don't/won't listen to her anymore. She knifed me in the back, took Rubini's side and denounced me in front of the whole of BellGab!

[Jackstar]

So you really are gay - AMAZING!

Settle down, Lothario.

[Jackstar]

denounced me in front of the whole of BellGab!

my friend Azzerae

Disconnect detected. Remember: you break, I re-pair.

[K_Dubb]

So you really are gay - AMAZING!

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[AZZERAE]

...

How odd, that I can have all this inside of me, and to you its just words.

[ItsOver]

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Who needs words when Dubb-dude memes are all that’s needed.


https://youtu.be/oIb9QUGjdIc

Call me a rebel.

[Jackstar]

to you its just words.

“For my own part, I have never had a thought which I could not set down in words, with even more distinctness than that with which I conceived it.”

― Edgar Allen Poe

[Jackstar]

To MV/Liberace!: I suggest unbanning Metron2267

Buy him a microphone too while you're at it.

[Jackstar]

WHAT UP, WANKER (BONUS)

Can I get this as a ringtone .mp3? I will pay you handsomely for a perfect loop.

[K_Dubb]

They look like this:



I guess its not a snack food or a thing in your neck of the woods.

Oh those!  We have them here but they are not that popular, sometimes in a special imported-foods section.



Or in the Mexican one.

Everything makes you fat. So its best to just give up and be fat.

I see you are determined to undo all the hard work I have done here.

[ItsOver]

Everything makes you fat. So its best to just give up and be fat.

Or in the words of Alexander Woolcoot, "All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening."

“A professor of medicine explains why eating fat won't make you fat...”

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/eating-fat-wont-make-you-fat-gain-weight-says-doctor-2017-11%3famp

[Ciardelo]

They look like this:



I guess its not a snack food or a thing in your neck of the woods.

Everything makes you fat. So its best to just give up and be fat.

Or in the words of Alexander Woolcoot, "All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening."

Huh. I think we call those "cookies" over here in the U. S.

# Interesting side note (I'm surprised Jackstar did not know this)
"Tossing your cookies" and "tossing your salad" are COMPLETELY different things. 

[ItsOver]

Huh. I think we call those "cookies" over here in the U. S.

# Interesting side note (I'm surprised Jackstar did not know this)
"Tossing your cookies" and "tossing your salad" are COMPLETELY different things. 

Yeah, I think those cretins who worship some old hag in a castle call them biscuits, too.  Of course, we’re just too stupid to know any better.