My landlady

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

My landlady said she doesn't maintain her strawberries very well because the birds just eat them. 

This topic, in and of itself, is utterly riveting, but it gets better.  She told me that if I heard certain sounds coming from inside the house that it was okay to pass through the screen door and come in for a glass of lemonade.

I'm going to stop here, because sex talk is dirty and disgusting unless I choose to respond to it, in which case it is okay.  Just watch my posts and be guided accordingly.

#16chan

[Jojo]

My landlady said she doesn't maintain her strawberries very well because the birds just eat them. 

This topic, in and of itself, is utterly riveting, but it gets better.  She told me that if I heard certain sounds coming from inside the house that it was okay to pass through the screen door and come in for a glass of lemonade.

I'm going to stop here, because sex talk is dirty and disgusting unless I choose to respond to it, in which case it is okay.  Just watch my posts and be guided accordingly.

#16chan

I am going to put lime on those berries someday.  Not lemonade.

[ksm32]

My landlady said

https://youtu.be/5zIDgPVg9HM