Richard Groypers' Bellgab Podcast

[Jackstar]

Fuck her! Not literally, of course. That could be exceedingly dangerous given her promiscuity.

As a self-made man, a self-actualized man--and, A Superior Man--I am purpose-built to handle these kinds of hazardous complexities and complicated difficulties.

If I were you, I wouldn't worry about it. Of course if I were you... I'd be doing something entirely different anyway. "Getting a life" springs wholly to mind, like Zeus with Athena, except with retrograde ejaculation.

[Richard Groyper]

I have a feeling we are going to need Maury Povich to figure out if Rubini or Jackstar is the father

ill do my best to sort out the paternity tests.

[Dr. MD MD]

As a self-made man, a self-actualized man--and, A Superior Man--I am purpose-built to handle these kinds of hazardous complexities and complicated difficulties.

If I were you, I wouldn't worry about it. Of course if I were you... I'd be doing something entirely different anyway. "Getting a life" springs wholly to mind, like Zeus with Athena, except with retrograde ejaculation.

Yours is the shining example upon which I model my own though.

[whoozit]

Also: she smokes.

Like hams and pork jowls?

[ItsOver]

Like hams and pork jowls?

Ha!  UFO Jack is obviously into pork.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

I am interested in how she was able to wrangle the smoking cessation on promise of weight loss.  I would have thought Rubini a better negotiator than that.

I AM NOT A SMOKER! THAT IS DISGUSTING

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Ha!  UFO Jack is obviously into pork.

NOPE! NO PORK! GEEZ YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING LATELY!!!

[SpaceMeowMaid]

As a self-made man, a self-actualized man--and, A Superior Man--I am purpose-built to handle these kinds of hazardous complexities and complicated difficulties.

If I were you, I wouldn't worry about it. Of course if I were you... I'd be doing something entirely different anyway. "Getting a life" springs wholly to mind, like Zeus with Athena, except with retrograde ejaculation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XClvMMxBg1k

[K_Dubb]

I AM NOT A SMOKER! THAT IS DISGUSTING

Jacky do something.

[ItsOver]

Jacky do something.

He’s too busy singing for Dave Norway.

https://youtu.be/480n-gDDvyU

[Asuka Langley]

NOPE! NO PORK!

Oy Vey!

[Jackstar]

I AM NOT A SMOKER! THAT IS DISGUSTING

This one has taken well to the training.
/flex

[Jackstar]

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They say "OH MY GOD I SEE THE WAY YOU SHINE"
Take your hand, my dear, and place them both in mine
You know you stopped me dead while I was passing by
And now I beg to see you dance just one more time
Ooh I see you, see you, see you every time
And oh my I, I, I like your style
You, you make me, make me, make me wanna cry
And now I beg to see you dance just one more time
So they say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
They say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again
I said oh my god I see you walking by
Take my hands, my dear, and look me in my eyes
Just like a monkey I've been dancing my whole life
But you just beg to see me dance just one more time
Ooh I see you, see you, see you every time
And oh my I, I like your style
You, you make me, make me, make me wanna cry
And now I beg to see you dance just one more time
So they say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
They say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again
They say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
They say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again
Ooh
Woah-oh, woah-oh, oh
Ooh
Ah ah, ah
They say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
They say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again
They say
Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I've never seen anybody do the things you do before
They say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'LL MAKE YOU DO IT ALL AGAIN
ALL AGAIN

[Jackstar]

Jacky do something.

Patience, Liebchen.

[Dr. MD MD]

NOPE! NO PORK! GEEZ YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING LATELY!!!

Us?! You’re the one rifling through your boyfriend’s dead mother’s jewelry and then when you hit a rough patch with Jack you fly off to sleep with Rubini.  :

[K_Dubb]

Us?! You’re the one rifling through your boyfriend’s dead mother’s jewelry and then when you hit a rough patch with Jack you fly off to sleep with Rubini.  :

While Jacky babysits!

[Asuka Langley]

when you hit a rough patch with Jack you fly off to sleep with Rubini.  :

Are you implying that Rubini knows what Jacks dick tastes like?

[Dr. MD MD]

Are you implying that Rubini knows what Jacks dick tastes like?

No, I’m saying the Jews did it. How are you not connecting those dots?! :

[Asuka Langley]

No, I’m saying the Jews did it. How are you not connecting those dots?! :

I thought you were saying blowies linger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s

[Dr. MD MD]

I thought you were saying blowies linger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s

You’re thinking of glowies. :

[Jackstar]

https://youtu.be/2TaNpT0hbfs

[ItsOver]

Us?! You’re the one rifling through your boyfriend’s dead mother’s jewelry and then when you hit a rough patch with Jack you fly off to sleep with Rubini.  :

Heh, heh, heh.  Pure class.  As The BellGab Turns.

[Asuka Langley]

You’re thinking of glowies. :

I'm just saying that if i was to hook up with Space Meowmaid i would have to wait a several weeks for the listerine to wash away all of the cummies

[Dr. MD MD]

I'm just saying that if i was to hook up with Space Meowmaid i would have to wait a few weeks for the listerine to wash away all the cummies

Yeah, could be...

[ItsOver]

Yeah, could be...

Has Pate fallen in love with her avatar, yet?  If not, that’s getting pretty bad.

[Dr. MD MD]

Has Pate fallen in love with her avatar, yet?  If not, that’s getting pretty bad.

Not sure what you’re talking about. I only take pate off ignore to troll him now.

[Nyewalker]

#IsJackStarReallyUFOPhil?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCga93NJ_9A

[ItsOver]

Not sure what you’re talking about. I only take pate off ignore to troll him now.

Ah!  Referring to Pate stalking Roswells Art since she has a hot avatar. 

[Dr. MD MD]

Re: Richard’s beard. He’s bad, bad, bad, bad, bad...he’s nationwide.

[Dr. MD MD]

Jack’s claiming Meowmix is only 29. LOL! Maybe 20 years ago. She already admitted to having a 21 year old child.