I love Bart Ell...he's clearly gay...

[pyewacket]

Fuck that window licker!
You've known Bart Ell longer than him.
Member asking how to block Bart's posts right before he got booted?
He retorted with something like, "I didn't say anything about your ridiculous Winter Holiday Thread." You know I'm a fan but -

Bart always was and always will be, "one of us".

Same goes for the girl with the piranha tattoo. She'll be back.

I have been away for too long, I guess. Hard to keep track of the factions and loyalties.

I hope everyone has a pleasant Thanksgiving and that those in need find comfort and help.

[Metron2267]

Fuck that window licker!
You've known Bart Ell longer than him.

Oh my, the herd shunning has begun...

Member asking how to block Bart's posts right before he got booted?
He retorted with something like, "I didn't say anything about your ridiculous Winter Holiday Thread." You know I'm a fan but -

Bart always was and always will be, "one of us".

The "us" of us that believe in censorship and bans I presume, yeh?

Same goes for the girl with the piranha tattoo. She'll be back.

For a guy with a slackadaisacal avatar you really have some control issues... :

[Metron2267]

I have been away for too long, I guess. Hard to keep track of the factions and loyalties.

I hope everyone has a pleasant Thanksgiving and that those in need find comfort and help.

Amen, right back at ya and...have a slice of bourbon-toffee pumpkin pie while you're at it!

https://mixandmatchmama.com/2018/10/pumpkin-toffee-pie/

[WildCard]

I have been away for too long, I guess. Hard to keep track of the factions and loyalties.

This latest bender began with him claiming brig and gravity were in some kind of conspiracy to take over ellgab. That panned out about as well his court-mandated parenting classes.

I hope everyone has a pleasant Thanksgiving and that those in need find comfort and help.

And also with you. You make me want to be a better person, but it won't happen again. In that spirit -

Chefist, whatever's stopping you . . . pride, inertia, whatever . . . from getting in a 12-step group - GET OVER IT! If you think it can't get worse, you're very wrong.

[WildCard]

I thank The Living Christ that /ignore works here.

[chefist]

This latest bender began with him claiming brig and gravity were in some kind of conspiracy to take over ellgab. That panned out about as well his court-mandated parenting classes.

And also with you. You make me want to be a better person, but it won't happen again. In that spirit -

Chefist, whatever's stopping you . . . pride, inertia, whatever . . . from getting in a 12-step group - GET OVER IT! If you think it can't get worse, you're very wrong.

You seem rather angry and bitter...

[pyewacket]

It's threads like this that make great prep training for old age senility. People say nice things to me- people say nasty things and I cannot tell the difference.

Thank you sweeties who wished me well and for those feeling a little low during the holidays- too bad for you, I guess. Just kidding- we care.

Since this thread is all over the place, here' is my tangential contribution.

[chefist]

It's threads like this that make great prep training for old age senility. People say nice things to me- people say nasty things and I cannot tell the difference.

Thank you sweeties who wished me well and for those feeling a little low during the holidays- too bad for you, I guess. Just kidding- we care.

Since this thread is all over the place, here' is my tangential contribution.

Happy Thanksgiving!

[pyewacket]

Happy Thanksgiving!

OMG- today's Thanksgiving! I was wondering why Mr. Pye was walking around with a plate of cranberry sauce looking at me like a dog that needs to be fed! I had better get busy.

[Dr. MD MD]

Fuck that window licker!
You've known Bart Ell longer than him.
Member asking how to block Bart's posts right before he got booted?
He retorted with something like, "I didn't say anything about your ridiculous Winter Holiday Thread." You know I'm a fan but -

Bart always was and always will be, "one of us".

Same goes for the girl with the piranha tattoo. She'll be back.

I guess it’s impossible to do the surgery to remove your nose from Bart’s ass, what with it being so far up there and all.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Care to catch me up on this? I would appreciate it.

Chefist is a flamboyant swish, so by nature he's also an attention whore and a drama queen.  The pipeline of drama and attention dried up for him, so he had to manufacture something.  Track back the greasy footprints on the floor, and you'll find that Bart is simply the latest unnatural obsession in a string of them. 

If Chefist was more interesting, like Falkie, then it would be entertaining to watch and he could, like Falkie, ride it for years.  Unfortunately, he's not as creative as Falkie.  He's like toast.  A man made of white bread toast.  Two week old toast.  Diabetes, Alcoholism, and a yeast infection.  Seems like there is SOME material there to work with, but he hasn't got the jam.  His flames are as limp as his wrist, and his commentary is less enjoyable than tying your urine catheter to a doorknob and slamming the door. 

[starrmtn001]

It's threads like this that make great prep training for old age senility. People say nice things to me- people say nasty things and I cannot tell the difference.

Thank you sweeties who wished me well and for those feeling a little low during the holidays- too bad for you, I guess. Just kidding- we care.

Since this thread is all over the place, here' is my tangential contribution.

Happy Thanksgiving, Pyewacket.  Luv ya, Sis!

[starrmtn001]

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving to you, Chefist.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I guess it’s impossible to do the surgery to remove your nose from Bart’s ass, what with it being so far up there and all.

It's not that it's impossible, but the priority is to free the Thai boy's soccer team that is trapped there first.

[Dr. MD MD]

It's not that it's impossible, but the priority is to free the Thai boy's soccer team that is trapped there first.

Of course! The children are our future.

[pyewacket]

Chefist is a flamboyant swish, so by nature he's also an attention whore and a drama queen.  The pipeline of drama and attention dried up for him, so he had to manufacture something.  Track back the greasy footprints on the floor, and you'll find that Bart is simply the latest unnatural obsession in a string of them. 

If Chefist was more interesting, like Falkie, then it would be entertaining to watch and he could, like Falkie, ride it for years.  Unfortunately, he's not as creative as Falkie.  He's like toast.  A man made of white bread toast.  Two week old toast.  Diabetes, Alcoholism, and a yeast infection.  Seems like there is SOME material there to work with, but he hasn't got the jam.  His flames are as limp as his wrist, and his commentary is less enjoyable than tying your urine catheter to a doorknob and slamming the door.

Thank you, DPS, for the witty and comprehensive account of this issue. I don 't have a dog in this fight but it did make me curious.

I am open minded and welcome any rebuttals.

So many people with so much anger. Maybe we need a Bellgab advice column. 

[pyewacket]

Happy Thanksgiving, Pyewacket.  Luv ya, Sis!

Right back at ya, Starr.  Hope your holiday was a happy one.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Of course! The children are our future.

[Corona Kitty]

Chefist is a flamboyant swish, so by nature he's also an attention whore and a drama queen.  The pipeline of drama and attention dried up for him, so he had to manufacture something.  Track back the greasy footprints on the floor, and you'll find that Bart is simply the latest unnatural obsession in a string of them. 

If Chefist was more interesting, like Falkie, then it would be entertaining to watch and he could, like Falkie, ride it for years.  Unfortunately, he's not as creative as Falkie.  He's like toast.  A man made of white bread toast.  Two week old toast.  Diabetes, Alcoholism, and a yeast infection.  Seems like there is SOME material there to work with, but he hasn't got the jam.  His flames are as limp as his wrist, and his commentary is less enjoyable than tying your urine catheter to a doorknob and slamming the door.

Well.... God damn.

[Jackstar]

Maybe we need a Bellgab advice column.

Here's the advice--anyone reading the Failkie thread is an abject moron.

[Lilith]

Thank you, DPS, for the witty and comprehensive account of this issue. I don 't have a dog in this fight but it did make me curious.

I am open minded and welcome any rebuttals.

So many people with so much anger. Maybe we need a Bellgab advice column.

I think ellgab IS the advice column.   

[Corona Kitty]

I think ellgab IS the advice column.

Seriously, what's with the dear Abby shit? There's already an "ask Liberace thread"... he can answer your darkest, deepest secrets & concerns.

[Lilith]

Seriously, what's with the dear Abby shit? There's already an "ask Liberace thread"... he can answer your darkest, deepest secrets & concerns.

ikr? 

[pyewacket]

Hahahaha- you guys still got it! You just need the proper motivation to anger up the blood.

[starrmtn001]

Here's the advice--anyone reading the Failkie thread is an abject moron.

That's pretty much a given.
True.  I used to read, and occasionally post in that thread, but that was a very long time ago. 
That thread depressed me.  I hope and pray it goes away on its own.

[Asuka Langley]

Here's the advice--anyone reading the Failkie thread is an abject moron.

That's pretty much a given.
True.  I used to read, and occasionally post in that thread, but that was a very long time ago. 
That thread depressed me.  I hope and pray it goes away on its own.

Falkie threads are full of the worst Nazis and forms of antisemitism that even i cant get behind.

Dey be needn' sum Nuremberg trials up in thea nibba. feh!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Seriously, what's with the dear Abby shit? There's already an "ask Liberace thread"... he can answer your darkest, deepest secrets & concerns.

https://i.imgur.com/cm6AjLn.mp4

[Catsmile]

i.imgur.com/cm6AjLn.mp4

INSTEAD OF USING THE (.MP4) .GIFV LINKS ON IMGUR, TRY THE .GIF, IF .GIF WORKS ON IMGUR. Web links need the  http://

    Turn this: i.imgur.com/cm6AjLn.gifv
                     i.imgur.com/cm6AjLn.mp4
     Into this: i.imgur.com/cm6AjLn.gif
Add Img tags: <img>i.imgur.com/cm6AjLn.gif</img>

Get moving image that runs on the forum, like this:

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

INSTEAD OF USING THE (.MP4) .GIFV LINKS ON IMGUR, TRY THE .GIF, IF .GIF WORKS ON IMGUR. Web links need the  http://

    Turn this: i.imgur.com/cm6AjLn.gifv
                     i.imgur.com/cm6AjLn.mp4
     Into this: i.imgur.com/cm6AjLn.gif
Add Img tags: <img>i.imgur.com/cm6AjLn.gif</img>

Get moving image that runs on the forum, like this:

Did I do it right?

[Catsmile]

Did I do it right?

Yes. Thanks for the .gif of you while stalking falkie, for unknown years.