Started by Dr. MD MD, November 04, 2018, 07:37:20 AM
Quote from: TheMan WhoFell ToEarth on November 06, 2018, 09:15:22 PMI fart on your shit.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 06, 2018, 09:16:22 PMI piss on your fart.
Quote from: pate on November 06, 2018, 01:28:27 PMIt might not be too late. The first step in purchasing any Apple product is to pee on it. This does two things, it establishes your ownership of the equipment and symbolically establishes you as the dominant party in the user/AI relationship. It sounds like your crApple product is rebelling against your God-given authority over it, this could have been avoided if you had peed on it immediately after purchasing it. I recommend you pee on the offensive object; it may be too late though it will either 1. submit and obey you from now on or 2. cease to function. At this point, it seems that either option would be fine, really. It isn't working right as it is so if it becomes useless garbage then really the state of affairs hasn't changed. IF peeing on it causes it to "straighten up and fly right" then it is a win.Somethymes it is the simple solutions that people don't think of first that are the best solutions.Good Luck!
Quote from: whoozit on November 04, 2018, 02:36:10 PMTootsie reported you to the FBI. Or you need to switch to the poor manâ€™s 4-ball.
Quote from: brig on November 06, 2018, 07:37:12 PMStill superior to Ellgab.com
Quote from: StarrMountain on November 07, 2018, 01:12:01 AMAnd you were a suck-up there too. Hail, BJ queen of the internet. :Who knew?
Quote from: Jackstar on November 06, 2018, 04:21:48 PMThe forum has reached a new low.
Quote from: WOTR on November 09, 2018, 03:05:21 AMNot until you set it on fire...
Quote from: Jackstar on November 09, 2018, 03:42:48 AMI ain't got nuthin' to do with that burnin' poo thing, mang. I draw the line somewhere's before that.