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Started by Lilith, October 11, 2018, 08:10:37 AM

MV/Liberace!

Sorry, I don't know why you've had problems, MD.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Liberace! on March 20, 2020, 10:43:34 AM
Sorry, I don't know why you've had problems, MD.

It seems to happen occassionally and it’s always just random as to what thread. I get a session timed out message and can’t post there.

Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 20, 2020, 10:49:16 AM
I get a session timed out message and can’t post there.

Have you tried using a real computer instead of a toy?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on March 20, 2020, 11:27:06 AM
Have you tried using a real computer instead of a toy?

No, I’m on an iPad. What are you using? I’m picturing something like this:


Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 20, 2020, 11:30:17 AM
I’m on an iPad.

Toy. Also gay, but let's be clear: it's a toy.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on March 20, 2020, 11:34:58 AM
Toy. Also gay, but let's be clear: it's a toy.

If you say so. I guess the iPhone is too then.

Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 20, 2020, 11:37:56 AM
I guess the iPhone is too then.

Actual butt plug for squares. Get a life.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on March 20, 2020, 11:40:10 AM
Actual butt plug for squares. Get a life.

Yeah, I’m gonna go right out and buy a new computer just to impress you. Can I have some of whatever kind of drugs you’re on?

Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 20, 2020, 11:48:01 AM
buy a new computer just to impress you

Fucking lease an old one and stop trying to court me, Gaylord, I'm presently spoken for booked up as well as allergic to penis. I guess I could let you wax my car, if you could find an app for that.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on March 20, 2020, 11:53:09 AM
Fucking lease an old one and stop trying to court me, Gaylord, I'm presently spoken for booked up as well as allergic to penis. I guess I could let you wax my car, if you could find an app for that.

Is that how you took that? I was really just trying to tell you to go fuck yourself. Now, go find your tweezers and have at it!

Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 20, 2020, 11:54:49 AM
I was really just trying to tell you to go fuck yourself.

Perhaps your attempt would have succeeded if you had a second button on your mouse.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on March 20, 2020, 01:32:38 PM
Perhaps your attempt would have succeeded if you had a second button on your mouse.

I don’t think that would’ve helped at all. Steve Jobs knew that a mouse should only have one button and that only peasants use computers that need AC systems. Instead I blame you for being obtuse.



pate

Is it still okay to refer to the plates and such in the kitchen cabinets as "China" or is that now racist as well?

I am writing a card to put on a gift for an upcoming nuptial event and don't want to ruin their special day by being an insensitive ray-cyst.

TIA.

-p

AC400KICK

Heather Leona Wade contracts The Corona Virus or nah? Maybe her cats?

Question, comment? Hoo hoo!

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: AC400KICK on April 01, 2020, 08:05:11 PM
Heather Leona Wade contracts The Corona Virus or nah? Maybe her cats?

Question, comment? Hoo hoo!

She doubt she gets out enough or interacts with enough people (if any) to be concerned.

ItsOver

Quote from: pate on March 27, 2020, 01:29:40 PM
Is it still okay to refer to the plates and such in the kitchen cabinets as "China" or is that now racist as well?

I am writing a card to put on a gift for an upcoming nuptial event and don't want to ruin their special day by being an insensitive ray-cyst.

TIA.

-p
Reported.  The PC police will be visiting you soon to escort you to Room 101.  No alcohol allowed.  Enjoy.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ministries_of_Nineteen_Eighty-Four

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: ItsOver on April 01, 2020, 09:03:14 PM
Reported.  The PC police will be visiting you soon to escort you to Room 101.  No alcohol allowed.  Enjoy.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ministries_of_Nineteen_Eighty-Four

And you’ve just been reported for making a joke about one of the ministries. We’ll be by to pick up you and pate soon. ;)

whoozit

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 01, 2020, 09:07:20 PM
And you’ve just been reported for making a joke about one of the ministries. We’ll be by to pick up you and pate soon. ;)
So you admit to being a government disinformation agent?   ;)

Hog

Hey Lee, what's your current cigarette smoking situation?  I remember you talking about quitting and IIRC mentioning 3 days being the worst of the physical withdrawal.

I need to quit, I don;t have the 30% lung capacity to spare if/when I get SARS/CoV-2.

How was your nicotine dump experience? Tips?

peace
Hog

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Hog on April 02, 2020, 01:06:59 PM
Hey Lee, what's your current cigarette smoking situation?  I remember you talking about quitting and IIRC mentioning 3 days being the worst of the physical withdrawal.

I need to quit, I don;t have the 30% lung capacity to spare if/when I get SARS/CoV-2.

How was your nicotine dump experience? Tips?

peace
Hog

Increase the weed intake for awhile.  ;)

Seriously though, most smokers I’ve known have said that’s when they crave one the most, right after a joint.

ItsOver

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 01, 2020, 09:07:20 PM
And you’ve just been reported for making a joke about one of the ministries. We’ll be by to pick up you and pate soon. ;)
Heh, heh, heh.  I'll confess it was your fault, Doc, as pate is having the  DT's in the corner of the room.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Hog on April 02, 2020, 01:06:59 PM
Hey Lee, what's your current cigarette smoking situation?  I remember you talking about quitting and IIRC mentioning 3 days being the worst of the physical withdrawal.

I need to quit, I don;t have the 30% lung capacity to spare if/when I get SARS/CoV-2.

How was your nicotine dump experience? Tips?

peace
Hog

I haven't smoked in many years.  If you drink lots of water during withdrawals, it'll help.  I'd use nicotine gum if quitting is a problem.  At least you won't be inhaling burned material into your lungs.

pate

Quote from: ItsOver on April 02, 2020, 01:52:23 PM
Heh, heh, heh.  I'll confess it was your fault, Doc, as pate is having the  DT's in the corner of the room.

Nah, I'm one of those "essential personnel" types, working all the thyme right now.  Pretty nice, actually.  All the fat, stupid and/or retarded people are pretty much out of the way right now.  Real shit can get done...

Is Doc still obsessing on me?  That seems kinda gay somehow.

-p

Kidnostad3

Quote from: Liberace! on April 02, 2020, 03:41:37 PM
I haven't smoked in many years.  If you drink lots of water during withdrawals, it'll help.  I'd use nicotine gum if quitting is a problem.  At least you won't be inhaling burned material into your lungs.

I just chewed and swallowed cigarettes until I vomited.  Worked like a charm but hard on furniture.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on April 02, 2020, 08:14:55 PM
I just chewed and swallowed cigarettes until I vomited.  Worked like a charm but hard on furniture.

heh heh, yeah, i suppose that's another method.  good results have been shown using psilocybin mushrooms to break cigarette addiction, as well.

albrecht

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on April 02, 2020, 08:14:55 PM
I just chewed and swallowed cigarettes until I vomited.  Worked like a charm but hard on furniture.


That sounds like the old force the kid to smoke the whole pack while locked in a closet or root-cellar technique. Not suggested, even by modern 'adversion therapy' types. Though psychological n physical effects MIGHT be less than some of the pharma products listed on commercials?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: albrecht on April 02, 2020, 08:30:25 PM

That sounds like the old force the kid to smoke the whole pack while locked in a closet or root-cellar technique. Not suggested, even by modern 'adversion therapy' types. Though psychological n physical effects MIGHT be less than some of the pharma products listed on commercials?

You’re talking to a guy who wanted Romney to be president. ;)

albrecht

Quote from: Liberace! on April 02, 2020, 08:23:37 PM
heh heh, yeah, i suppose that's another method.  good results have been shown using psilocybin mushrooms to break cigarette addiction, as well.


And that anaythusca for everything from H, nicotine, PTSD, and booze. According to some. The mushroom also being seriously investigated, at levels, apparently, not even that 'trippy.' Tho LSD, DMT etc also used to be N idea. Ketamine also now for PTSD n depression. Some of the latter can be more studied- once legal- because more ability to measure amounts? Aldous?

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