Ask Liberace! Anything

[Dr. MD MD]

It should be ok now.  Someone uploaded a photo with a huuuuuge resolution of like 15000x10000 and due to a bug in SMf it caused PHP to take a shit due to a memory management problem.  I've fixed it!

Thank yewwwww!!!

[paladin1991]

MP3Gain.

What's the cyclic rate of fire for that?

[paladin1991]

*snip*

Blah, blah, fucking blah.

[Hog]

Love the new home page maintenance upgrade look today. Hope it continues to remain the same.

Classic.

I like it as well.  I did like the little "brushfires" beside each forum letting me know that there were new posts within.

Good work Sir!

peace
Hog

[Hog]

What's the cyclic rate of fire for that?

Maximum or sustained?

peace
Hog

[paladin1991]

Maximum or sustained?

peace
Hog

Why Hog, you do surprise me.

[FXX]

Liberace what is your opinion of pharmacist Ben from coast to coast am?

[FXX]

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/guest/fuchs-benjamin/71008

[MV/Liberace!]

Liberace what is your opinion of pharmacist Ben from coast to coast am?

I haven't heard of him, sorry.

[FXX]

I haven't heard of him, sorry.

Wow he is on almost every month.

[MV/Liberace!]

Wow he is on almost every month.

I don't think I have listened to Coast to Coast for even five seconds since 2010.

[FXX]

Oh ok that would explain that then.

[FXX]

I don't think I have listened to Coast to Coast for even five seconds since 2010.

If you ever consider doing open lines let me know.

[MV/Liberace!]

If you ever consider doing open lines let me know.

You mean on the GabCast?

[PChirp]

Liberace what is your opinion of pharmacist Ben from coast to coast am?

Ben the pharmacist takes a kernel of truth and spins it wildly to his unsuspecting audience in order to sale/ware his goods like that veterinarian dude (that's, incidentally, done it all).  And please, don't forget to eat your allotted eggs for the day to keep that CVS pumping and a plowing along!  A special place in hell for these folks and they really ought to buy up late-night cable ad spots, investing in programing on early Sunday mornings to sow the seed and rake it in much akin to Peter Popov, et al. If you ever find yourself in  an insomniac mood like I commonly do, tune into those out of commission cable channels for the night and see what bullshit their purchasing power brings forth.  Hell, it's almost worth setting the TiVo for to provide entertainment later on in the day.  I mean, just how much Creefo Dollar can you actually fucking stand at one sitting?!?     P.S.--Did that little fucker get his personal jet yet?  Asking for a religious friend, here, BTW.  Oh, yeah, peace brother MD.MD.  Too long, no see. 

[The Alcoholic]

EM VEE, vANILLA OR cHAWKLIT?

[MV/Liberace!]

EM VEE, vANILLA OR cHAWKLIT?

Sheeeit...

[The Alcoholic]

Sheeeit...

Ahh a man of culture I see.

[AZZERAE]

Funny, how I ask your favourite porn star, and you wouldn't go there ... But, this fellow asks you a similar thing, and you hit him with a photograph, of all things.

[Hog]

I don't think I have listened to Coast to Coast for even five seconds since 2010.

Yup, like Curtis said on one of the Gabcasts "late night TV infomercials have higher production quality than "Coast".

I think I accidentally came across "Coast"  once as I set the alarm on my clock-radio.  I immediately hit the "Snoory" button.


"Heeeeeeeere's Bellgab.com's own  Johnny!"

peace
Hog

[Dr. MD MD]

Yup, like Curtis said on one of the Gabcasts "late night TV infomercials have higher production quality than "Coast".

I think I accidentally came across "Coast"  once as I set the alarm on my clock-radio.  I immediately hit the "Snoory" button.


"Heeeeeeeere's Bellgab.com's own  Johnny!"

peace
Hog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6nFo59STzY

[pate]

I just noticed the "Anonymous" sub-board is gone, or at least well hidden.  Did the threads from there get merged into another sub-board?  Briefly looked at "Archive of Old Threads," but didn't notice them there.

Not that I particularly miss it or anything, but wonder where they ended up, as my understanding is that all posts on BellGab are "forever" (unless they are porn/illegal shit)?

Asking for myself...

-p

[MV/Liberace!]

I just noticed the "Anonymous" sub-board is gone, or at least well hidden.  Did the threads from there get merged into another sub-board?  Briefly looked at "Archive of Old Threads," but didn't notice them there.

Not that I particularly miss it or anything, but wonder where they ended up, as my understanding is that all posts on BellGab are "forever" (unless they are porn/illegal shit)?

Asking for myself...

-p

Those threads are gone. I had to uninstall the mod that enabled anonymous posting. It was causing issues with the forum software.

[Dr. MD MD]

Lee, I’m getting a lot of “session timed out” messages when trying to post in certain threads again and am unable to post in them.

[Dr. MD MD]

Lee, you seem to have been AWOL for the last few days. Everything alright? Please let us know.

Praise mv!

[Hog]

Lee, I’m getting a lot of “session timed out” messages when trying to post in certain threads again and am unable to post in them.

I wonder if the fact that many of your posts includes video has any merit?  If I click on a thread that's video heavy, it's like my machine took too big of a bite of peanut butter and now its struggling to swallow.

I AM currently rocking a Windows 7 machine  but JUST swapped from Broadband copper pair that got 5mbs down/ 750KBS/0.75mbs UP to cheapest package Fiber ran to within 5 feet of the machine that now runs 45mbs down/8mbs up.  The Telecom is switching from copper to fiber, so any service that used the copper pair is now fiber.  Copper landline works when power is off, fiber doesnt so an actual fiber support system features a good sized lead/acid power source for backup.  Gives me time to hook up the generator when the power goes out.

Internet providors (Falkie used to hang with "Providors" over at SF Redbook)say to expect to see slowdowns due to the amount of people now working from home.

Now I'm babbling, need sleep! 

peace
Hog

[Dr. MD MD]

I wonder if the fact that many of your posts includes video has any merit?  If I click on a thread that's video heavy, it's like my machine took too big of a bite of peanut butter and now its struggling to swallow.

I AM currently rocking a Windows 7 machine  but JUST swapped from Broadband copper pair that got 5mbs down/ 750KBS/0.75mbs UP to cheapest package Fiber ran to within 5 feet of the machine that now runs 45mbs down/8mbs up.  The Telecom is switching from copper to fiber, so any service that used the copper pair is now fiber.  Copper landline works when power is off, fiber doesnt so an actual fiber support system features a good sized lead/acid power source for backup.  Gives me time to hook up the generator when the power goes out.

Internet providors (Falkie used to hang with "Providors" over at SF Redbook)say to expect to see slowdowns due to the amount of people now working from home.

Now I'm babbling, need sleep! 

peace
Hog

No, it seems pretty random and also seems to happen more often to just text...but only in certain threads. Right now it’s the random stupid stuff thread and, unfortunately, Richard Groyper’s thread.

[Hog]

No, it seems pretty random and also seems to happen more often to just text...but only in certain threads. Right now it’s the random stupid stuff thread and, unfortunately, Richard Groyper’s thread.

OK.  There was one of the threads that I had issues with last night.  My post wouldnt post.  I THINK it was the Coronavirus2020 thread.

peace
Hog

[ItsOver]

Lee, I’m getting a lot of “session timed out” messages when trying to post in certain threads again and am unable to post in them.

Doc, I'm having problems with internet.  I think it may be due to folks freaking out and overloading the internet.  The Prez just spoke again.

[Juan]

Doc, I'm having problems with internet.  I think it may be due to folks freaking out and overloading the internet.  The Prez just spoke again.

Lots and lots of porn to watch. Maybe Burr, Loeffler and Feinstein invested in porn stock.