Ask Jackstar Anything

[AZZERAE]

I haven't seen it. Does he know? Would a real apology be in order?

It was just a joke, between Za Za and I, 14.

It didn't happen, its fiction.

I was apologizing to you. I thought you were pissed at me.

Also, sorry Jackstar...don't mean to "shit up" your thread. I'll save this place for actual questions directed at you in future.

[Jackstar]

Also, sorry Jackstar...don't mean to "shit up" your thread. I'll save this place for actual questions directed at you in future.

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[DigitalPigSnuggler]

It was just a joke, between Za Za and I, 14.

It didn't happen, its fiction.

I was apologizing to you. I thought you were pissed at me.

Also, sorry Jackstar...don't mean to "shit up" your thread. I'll save this place for actual questions directed at you in future.

Contrite drunk is contrite.

[Metron2267]

Drunk posts, and brig. Like having salt and pepper for a meal.

Disinformation and 14 - a natural fit.

[AZZERAE]

Dear Jackstar,

Your eyes are Zapruder, your pen: heroin.

I’ve been wondering for some time now, though, if you could let your guard down (perhaps break character) for a single post ... and answer a burning question - for me.

What is your favourite food?

Thany manks,

Azzerae

[Metron2267]

I’ve been wondering for some time now, though, if you could let your guard down (perhaps break character) for a single post ... and answer a burning question - for me.
What is your favourite food?

[Jackstar]

What is your favourite food?

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[AZZERAE]

Jackstar.

As a regular guy, with little way to discern the truth behind many of the conspiracies of the day on my own, how do I seek real answers?

And, is the mainstream media BS across the board?

Excuse the two-parter.

Thanks in advance.

P.S. I've been one of those folks who does the head in the sand routine from time to time in order to cope with daily life. It gets me through, but I do wonder what is really going on, often.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Jackstar.

As a regular guy, with little way to discern the truth behind many of the conspiracies of the day on my own, how do I seek real answers?

And, is the mainstream media BS across the board?

Excuse the two-parter.

Thanks in advance.

P.S. I've been one of those folks who does the head in the sand routine from time to time in order to cope with daily life. It gets me through, but I do wonder what is really going on, often.

Are you a chick?

[AZZERAE]

Are you a chick?

[Metron2267]

Are you a chick?

You've snuggled too many pigs in your mangina.

[AZZERAE]

Stonewalled.

Feels bad, man.

[Roswells, Art]

Jackstar.

As a regular guy, with little way to discern the truth behind many of the conspiracies of the day on my own, how do I seek real answers?

And, is the mainstream media BS across the board?

Excuse the two-parter.

Thanks in advance.

P.S. I've been one of those folks who does the head in the sand routine from time to time in order to cope with daily life. It gets me through, but I do wonder what is really going on, often.

This 96 second video might answer some of your questions about mainstream media:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksb3KD6DfSI

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Stonewalled.

Feels bad, man.

You call yourself a man?  You get blown out of the saddle, or was it neglect?  ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER

[AZZERAE]

This video might answer some of your questions about mainstream media

Truly choir like.

You call yourself a man?  You get blown out of the saddle, or was it neglect?  ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER

War terrifies me! A peacenik? Perhaps so.

Jackstar is dead. Digital Pig Snuggler is the new, living god.

And mutilation is the most sincere form of flattery.

[paladin1991]

Jackstar is dead.

Damn.  I was gonna order some flowers.

[Metron2267]

Damn.  I was gonna order some flowers.

Here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS_yyRk_dj8

[whoozit]

Anything?

[AZZERAE]

Damn.  I was gonna order some flowers.

No need, gunny. He's "pushin' up daisies".

... At ease, soldier(?)

[Kidnostad3]

What the fuck is wrong with you?  No, really--I've been wanting to ask you that question for years and appreciate the opportunity

[Metron2267]

What the fuck is wrong with you?  No, really--I've been wanting to ask you that question for years and appreciate the opportinity.

Cranky little bastid' aren't ya?




...yes, I can allow you to use that as your alternate avatar...

[Dr. MD MD]

Cranky little bastid' aren't ya?




...yes, I can allow you to use that as your alternate avatar...

Shhh...his generation will all be dead soon. 

[Metron2267]

Shhh...his generation will all be dead soon. 

Preferably without taking the rest of us along for the ride...

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Jackstar is dead. Digital Pig Snuggler is the new, living god.

His heart died some time ago, though the rest of him is still ambulatory.

As for me, I’m not really a god, except between the sheets.

[Metron2267]

As for me, I’m not really a god, except between the sheets.

But you're not hung like Jack, so your only talent is likely as a sub bottom.

[Jojo]

This 96 second video might answer some of your questions about mainstream media:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksb3KD6DfSI

Now, hang on a second.  When I read a newspaper, many of the articles are written by journalists at the Associated Press (AP).  So, whether I'm in Chicago or Miami or San Francisco or Mount Clemens, the articles will be the same, word for word.  This is how media has worked since before I took journalism in school.

Whether you read The Sun, The Tribune, The Post, The Oregonian, The Times, or The Intelligencer, your articles will often read exactly the same all across the country.  This is normal, and traditional.  Not some new conspiracy or trend.

Why should content originality be any different just because the news is tv instead print?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Associated_Press_Television_News
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Associated_Press_Television_News
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Associated_Press_Television_News

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Associated_Press_Television_News

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Associated_Press_Television_News

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Associated_Press_Television_News

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Associated_Press_Television_News
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Associated_Press_Television_News
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Associated_Press_Television_News


The above URL list was formatted to indicate a possible S.O.S., via some Morse Code-style spacing.  S.O.S. - pretty soon we'll forget what that means, too!  This was a test.  This was only a test of the Emergency Common Sense System.  If this had been a real emergency, you would have been subliminally programmed to purchase S.O.S. soaped steel wool cleaning pads. 

SOS pads have been manufactured from the brains of dead Americans!  They turn grey when use use them, like grey matter.  And they are small and round, like the brains they were harvested from.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

But you're not funny like Jack, so your only talent is likely as a sub bottom.

It’s not meant to be funny when I’m ass-raping you.  It’s meant to be informative.

[EDIT] Oh, I see that you’ve edited your post to tallk about your favorite subject: cock size of other posters.

Sweetheart, you have no idea about the size of my cock, and that’s because I have standards.  Jack can speak for himself.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

SOS pads have been manufactured from the brains of dead Americans!  They turn grey when use use them, like grey matter.  And they are small and round, like the brains they were harvested from.

Jackster’s brain would make an excellent scouring pad.  It’s super-abrasive and avoids absorbing anything.

[Jackstar]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I've got a subluxated spine and I've known for three decades that criminals are wholly running the world. I'm really not as cranky as I come off in texts, honestly. I'd be more cheerful if I got stoned more often, but I've got things I need to remember these days.


What's your beef? I genuinely like you, but your incessant, relentless shilling for the Left/Right paradigm and the Bretton Woods Agreement simply puts you on the opposing side of reason, more often than not. Can't we just be cordial nemeses until your new marching orders come down? I won't bug you about Kennedy, I promise.

I mean, you were there--I honestly can't imagine the guilt you carry. Semper fi.

[Jackstar]

Stonewalled.

I'm still collating.

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Feels bad, man.

That's really just your opinion.