Ask Jackstar Anything

[Metron2267]

Do you not get how much Bellgab needs its own bingo night?

[Jackstar]

What happened to those 300 "people" that left in a matter of minutes?

This really isn't my area. Googling will tell you more than I know about how forum statistics are generated/manipulated than I ever could, faster.

But, since you're asking me, I'll be direct--obviously Russian collusion is obvious.

[Roswells, Art]

This really isn't my area.

This thread is really letting me down.

[Metron2267]

[Jackstar]

Seriously--I just publish here. I've no connection to how it operates, at all, save for the love of showmanship I share.

[Asuka Langley]

Anyway... before I was so rudely interrupted I was inquiring about the number of people on this website. Now it's 189. What happened to those 300 "people" that left in a matter of minutes?

Some were NPC's that were transferred to the ellgab server. Some were just old and bought the farm like Art. And the rest were deported back to Mexico by Trump. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-says-he-plans-to-sign-executive-order-ending-birthright-citizenship?fbclid=IwAR1UKbU_-lMu5S9ya2XOnl1_TvpJJyC5FAKNfBZnXtGMvTiiRrplBzZcW0I

viva méxico! Orale que viva!

[Metron2267]

[Roswells, Art]

Miku died she got eaten by a Fox, RIP.

Hopefully she told you with her last breath not to put desu at the end of a question.

P.S. It's desu ka, if you don't want to come off as a complete retard to the Japanese speaking community.

You're welcome.

[Asuka Langley]

Hopefully she told you with her last breath not to put desu at the end of a question.

P.S. It's desu ka, if you don't want to come off as a complete retard to the Japanese speaking community.

You're welcome.

Hi, Genki desu. Arigato gozaimasu Roswells, Cunt-kun

[Jackstar]

if you don't want to come off as a complete retard

It posts as a different sockpuppet when appropriate operational requirements are met.

[Jackstar]

Classic playbook stuff.

[Richard Groyper]

Hi, Genki desu. Arigato gozaimasu Roswells, Cunt-kun

lol @ kun

[Jackstar]

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You know what--that Quote button is actually pretty handy.

[Asuka Langley]

You know what--that Quote button is actually pretty handy.

Is that the IDF elite tactical unit?

[Jackstar]

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[Asuka Langley]

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that post was reserved for Roswells please wait your turn.

[Roswells, Art]

Is that the IDF elite tactical unit?

What do you do? Or are we supporting your ass like we are with the feeble minded guy that wants to have sex with you?

I mean, all you do is watch cartoons and post here so you can't have a job. Is your mom supporting you desu ka?

[Jackstar]

are we supporting your ass

Note that if the Cabal energy conglomerates weren't suppressing technological advancement, there would be no problem to support her and her herd of yaks as well.

[Asuka Langley]

What do you do? Or are we supporting your ass like we are with the feeble minded guy that wants to have sex with you?

I mean, all you do is watch cartoons and post here so you can't have a job. Is your mom supporting you desu ka?

welder/machinist/metal fabrication

[Roswells, Art]

welder/machinist/metal fabrication

Oh, that's pretty cool, actually.

[Asuka Langley]

Oh, that's pretty cool actually.

can be... And im not knocking your job im just joking around. A job you enjoy is not really a job if you enjoy doing it.

[pate]

Why did you become such a jerk?

...

Also, what do you do for work again?..

Because.

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Whatever I want.  Today I burned brush for 12-hours for an 80-yr old dude with a broken hip.  I think when I get the house paid off in a couple years, I might use the property to open a business of some sort (it is zoned for both commercial and residential use, I am using it as a residence currently.)  Based on the neighborhood demographics I have considered turning it into a hipster-douche type restaurant, a consignment art gallery, a pottery studio, a bed and breakfast or a coffee house.  I think I could even turn it into a wood-shop and make artisanal furniture and crap like that.  I dunno, the situation is fluid.

[Jackstar]

What does p.a.t.e. stand for?

[Lilith]

Dear Pate,

What is the meaning of existence?

[pate]

What does p.a.t.e. stand for?

As an acronym pate can stand for all kinds of things, the fun part is the contradictions in all the possible standings.  I had never considered pate to be a acronym.

I think what pate stands for is freedom.  Primarily pate freedom, all other freedoms are secondary.

[pate]

Dear Pate,

What is the meaning of existence?

That depends on which of the many para eel universes that question is axed in.  From where I stand the answer appears to be "903."

Use of the sum function in the maths may be helpful in finding out why that is.

[Lilith]

That depends on which of the many para eel universes that question is axed in.  From where I stand the answer appears to be "903."

Use of the sum function in the maths may be helpful in finding out why that is.

I tried that, but it didn't help...

[Metron2267]

Note that if the Cabal energy conglomerates weren't suppressing technological advancement, there would be no problem to support her and her herd of yaks as well.

Technological advancement scripted by Skynet?



Yeah, what could possibly be non-beneficial in that, eh?

UBI much?

Machine slavery it's the new wage slavery times a gazillion...

[pate]

I tried that, but it didn't help...

Okay, I will attempt to show how the answer "903" is arrived at from one para eel but not necessarily concurrent multiverse.  Operating assumption is that the maths works the same in all the 'versus.  From that initial starting point, dear grub, I will attempt to show via mathematical symblolgy how another para ell universe may be reached.  Understanding of advanced torsion physics will be helpful to understand the logical process that brings you to the final derivation.

Given: Σ(x)=903;  x²=4;  {x₀=0, x₁=√9, x₂=x₁/2} then x₀ ⩈ x₂ ⩆ x₁ =19.5, clearly.

Hopefully that is sufficient, I apogee for the mathematical shorthand I used to try to illuminate the derivation of the answer.  The intar-tubes in y'oar thymeline are actually a bit backward and I did the best I could there.

If you are still having trouble understanding what happeened there, I will be happy to expand on the formulas given.

-pAnon


ediot: imprecise mathematical symblolgy correction, appogees.

ediot²: improper symlol manipateshun, korrekted.

thrediot: emphasis added.


 

[Lilith]

Okay, I will attempt to show how the answer "903" is arrived at from one para eel but not necessarily concurrent multiverse.  Operating assumption is that the maths works the same in all the 'versus.  From that initial starting point, dear grub, I will attempt to show via mathematical symblolgy how another para ell universe may be reached.  Understanding of advanced torsion physics will be helpful to understand the logical process that brings you to the final derivation.

Given: Σ(x)=903;  x²=4;  {x₀=0, x₁=√9, x₂=x₁/2} then x₀ ⩈ x₂ ⩆ x₁ =19.5, clearly.

Hopefully that is sufficient, I apogee for the mathematical shorthand I used to try to illuminate the derivation of the answer.  The intar-tubes in y'oar thymeline are actually a bit backward and I did the best I could there.

If you are still having trouble understanding what happeened there, I will be happy to expand on the formulas given.




ediot: imprecise mathematical symblolgy correction, appogees.

ediot²: improper symlol manipateshun, korrekted.

You mean,

Like THIS?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DA2MKuI6fs