Ask Jackstar Anything

Started by Jackstar, October 08, 2018, 11:47:27 PM

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Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 29, 2018, 07:18:51 PM
I'm guessing you're a whiner that claims disability because you joined the military and were shocked when someone died that you knew so now we have to support your ass because you're too messed up. So now you spend all your time on the internet doing what you do here.

What did you think would happen when you joined the military?! You don't have to answer that...I know you just wanted free room and board and your decision had nothing to do with your country.

you seem upset.

Roswells, Art

I don't understand you or Miku's humor, if that is what it is.

"We are what we pretend to be."

Kurt Vonnegut

Asuka Langley

Miku died she got eaten by a Fox, RIP.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 29, 2018, 07:50:42 PM
I don't understand you or Miku's humor, if that is what it is.

"We are what we pretend to be."

Kurt Vonnegut

Maybe you just don’t understand humor because you have no internal dialogue?

Asuka Langley

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 29, 2018, 08:07:32 PM
Maybe you just don’t understand humor because you have no internal dialogue?

Are you saying she dont have shower thoughts because she is an automaton or because she dont bathe?


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Kizuna Ai on October 29, 2018, 08:11:36 PM
Are you saying she dont have shower thoughts because she is an automaton or because she dont bathe?




Roswells, Art

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 29, 2018, 08:07:32 PM
Maybe you just don’t understand humor because you have no internal dialogue?

Oh the irony! Are we going for the NPC meme? From the guy that can't stop posting about eating dick? Don't you think it is ironic that all of the sudden we are getting these NPC memes? One guy one day comes up with it and everyone copies the meme and posts it all over the internet. Give it another month until another meme comes around and everyone will glom onto that one.

This NPC meme is just a way for people that don't want to think too hard, because thinking is hard, to feel justified.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 29, 2018, 08:39:15 PM
Oh the irony! Are we going for the NPC meme? From the guy that can't stop posting about eating dick? Don't you think it is ironic that all of the sudden we are getting these NPC memes? One guy one day comes up with it and everyone copies the meme and posts it all over the internet. Give it another month until another meme comes around and everyone will glom onto that one.

This NPC meme is just a way for people that don't want to think too hard because thinking is hard.

That’s what they told you to say? ???

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 29, 2018, 08:40:31 PM
That’s what they told you to say? ???

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Also, byte me.

pate

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 29, 2018, 08:46:15 PM
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Also, byte me.

Hey I hear you're serving hot-dogs at Burger Kang now.  My question for you is do you serve them automatically with mustard and ketchup?  'Cuz I think it's wrong to put catsup on a dog, because y'know symbololgoy.



PS  Jackstar must think ur hawt since he only guarantees to answer hawt chix's ?'s

Roswells, Art

Quote from: pate on October 29, 2018, 09:16:57 PM
Hey I hear you're serving hot-dogs at Burger Kang now.  My question for you is do you serve them automatically with mustard and ketchup?  'Cuz I think it's wrong to put catsup on a dog, because y'know symbololgoy.



PS  Jackstar must think ur hawt since he only guarantees to answer hawt chix's ?'s

Why did you become such a jerk? At least the guy that watches cartoons and the one that wants to have sex with him have a reason to be an asshole to me.

Hey, congratulations on forming sentences, almost. We are all really proud of you.

Also, what do you do for work again? Doesn't matter, I'm sure you are the CEO of google or something.



Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 29, 2018, 09:33:25 PM
Why did you become such a jerk? At least the guy that watches cartoons and the one that wants to have sex with him have a reason to be an asshole to me.

Hey, congratulations on forming sentences, almost. We are all really proud of you.

Also, what do you do for work again? Doesn't matter, I'm sure you are the CEO of google or something.

Typical liberal hypocrite. So willing and eager to judge. Liberals don’t actually value or even want freedom. They all just want their shot at being the next dictator. :D

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on October 16, 2018, 10:36:28 AM
One of the last to break cover. Guaranteed.

Obvious signs of the imminent collapse of civilization are obvious.

ItsOver

Quote from: Richard Groyper on October 29, 2018, 06:36:53 PM
haha! you’re loved by all, ItsOver. also, you’re not a slam pig. just sayin.  ;D


"Thank yeeewww!  Have I told you about my days in the Navy, sailor?"

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 29, 2018, 11:52:43 PM
Typical liberal hypocrite. So willing and eager to judge. Liberals don’t actually value or even want freedom. They all just want their shot at being the next dictator. :D

You're cranky. Did you not reach your penis quota last night? I'm sure Bellgab can help you out. C'mon everyone, the doctor needs your help! It's an emergency! Cut and uncut are welcome (I know the uncut ones are horrifying but you can't be picky at a time like this).

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Jackstar on October 30, 2018, 04:03:05 AM
Obvious signs of the imminent collapse of civilization are obvious.

heh

Metron2267

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 29, 2018, 08:39:15 PM
Oh the irony! Are we going for the NPC meme? From the guy that can't stop posting about eating dick? Don't you think it is ironic that all of the sudden we are getting these NPC memes? One guy one day comes up with it and everyone copies the meme and posts it all over the internet. Give it another month until another meme comes around and everyone will glom onto that one.

Yes, most all human behavior is imitative, viral, and endlessly repetitive until it is reset or recycled - Pepe the frog, the Taco Bell chihuahua, etc.

QuoteThis NPC meme is just a way for people that don't want to think too hard, because thinking is hard, to feel justified.

Sort of like, "Trump's a Nazi"..."you a racist"..."you hate women"..."you must be silenced on social media", etc?

Do cry us a river of fucking crocodile tears for the "woke" fascism of the left and their blatant and strident war on free speech while you're at it, dear...mmm'k?

::)

Metron2267

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 29, 2018, 08:46:15 PM
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Also, byte me.

You kinda NPC'd his point for him, dear. :-\

Metron2267

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 29, 2018, 11:52:43 PM
Typical liberal hypocrite. So willing and eager to judge. Liberals don’t actually value or even want freedom. They all just want their shot at being the next dictator. :D

+1

Metron2267

Quote from: Jackstar on October 30, 2018, 04:03:05 AM
Obvious signs of the imminent collapse of civilization are obvious.

No shit, all engineered by the fucking "new" world "disorder"... >:(

Metron2267

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 30, 2018, 09:39:28 AM
You're cranky. Did you not reach your penis quota last night? I'm sure Bellgab can help you out. C'mon everyone, the doctor needs your help! It's an emergency! Cut and uncut are welcome (I know the uncut ones are horrifying but you can't be picky at a time like this).

Wait a minute, wtf have you got against a nice tube of freshly vinted  smegma?

::)


Roswells, Art

Quote from: Metron2267 on October 30, 2018, 09:59:27 AM
You kinda NPC'd his point for him, dear. :-\

Come back when you can comprehend what is going on here.

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Metron2267 on October 30, 2018, 10:03:07 AM
Wait a minute, wtf have you got against a nice tube of freshly vinted  smegma?

::)



Naturally formed crust! That's my favorite.

Metron2267

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 30, 2018, 10:08:36 AM
Come back when you can comprehend what is going on here.

8 bits to the byte baby!

Now can we negotiate parity? 8)

Metron2267

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 30, 2018, 10:10:39 AM
Naturally formed crust! That's my favorite.


So panko crusted would work too?

Just checking as 14 raves about the spiritual union of the mucous...


Roswells, Art

Quote from: Metron2267 on October 30, 2018, 10:00:27 AM
+1

Just because MD says I'm a liberal doesn't mean I am. I mean, all he thinks about is eating dick all day. I can't say I blame him but it does get in the way of cogent thought.

Metron2267

Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 30, 2018, 10:35:00 AM
Just because MD says I'm a liberal doesn't mean I am.

Yabutt...you're a racist, a nazi, a teabagger, a...oh wait...that's the left's script again... :P

QuoteI mean, all he thinks about is eating dick all day. I can't say I blame him but it does get in the way of cogent thought.

I would need to bong with you to test your political purity.

What say? :-*



Roswells, Art

Quote from: Metron2267 on October 30, 2018, 10:43:36 AM

I would need to bong with you to test your political purity.

What say? :-*



Hahahaha, I love it! I'm in!


edited to add another, much needed, 'ha'

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