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« Reply #1140 on: August 25, 2020, 07:03:56 PM »
This doesn't look like anything to me. Also, can a eunuch still be gay? Asking for a friend.

I donít know. Was your dad gay?

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« Reply #1141 on: August 25, 2020, 08:16:25 PM »
We are not inherently good or evil, we merely exist. And existence forces us to take actions that can be construed as evil, since nature is a dripping slit, spewing out overabundant  life and predatory death.

Sounds like something a D'Jinn would say.

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« Reply #1142 on: August 25, 2020, 08:20:04 PM »
How does Jack put the Whack in WhackStar?

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« Reply #1143 on: August 25, 2020, 11:16:22 PM »
I doubt I ever posted that many a day but I wasnít spamming. I was informing. Thatís something intelligent people appreciated. Metron just tried to dominate the board to the point that all you saw were his posts, which is why Lee unceremoniously turffed that loser out. Metron did this to try to shut the board down. Heís not the first to try that and probably wonít be the last.

Pro tip: Itís what youíre trying to do in your own retarded, ham-fisted way. ;)

Furthermore, go fuck your mother, faggot. I know youíre not 10 years old but you have the mind of a 10 year old...and not an intelligent 10 year old.

lame as fuck post by lame as fuck poster

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« Reply #1144 on: August 25, 2020, 11:27:10 PM »
Why sacks of shit here when they are losing an argument start to insult mothers or fathers of other posters.
Must be very low IQ,(nigger level), quickens to being massively triggered, and alliance with Satan.
There-is-no-other-explanation.

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« Reply #1145 on: August 25, 2020, 11:32:04 PM »
Why sacks of shit here when they are losing an argument start to insult mothers or fathers of other posters.
Must be very low IQ,(nigger level), quickens to being massively triggered, and alliance with Satan.
There-is-no-other-explanation.

The truth hurts sometimes. In your case all the time.

Also, your motherís a whore.

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« Reply #1146 on: August 25, 2020, 11:33:01 PM »
lame as fuck post by lame as fuck poster

Thatís lame AF Bellgabber of the year to you, peeon.

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« Reply #1147 on: August 25, 2020, 11:53:00 PM »
To slow you down I'M praying to The Almighty GOD for you to have a heart attack and a stroke.
That should slow you down and perhaps make you regret the evil energy you are nursing inside of your wretched soul and sick mind.
AMEN!!!

pile of dog shit on the sidewalk is more valuable than you are
I feel so very sorry for you that you are so lost and rotten inside of your mind and soul.
I hope that your heart will explode from all that agressive energy you are projecting towards others.
I hope blood veins in your brain will burst from all that agressive energy you are brewing in your stupid head towards others.
Learn how to lose an argument with grace, not with filthy aggression.
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« Reply #1148 on: August 26, 2020, 12:03:59 AM »
Well, thatís always worked out great for you before. Like I said, the mind of a slow 10 year old. :D

BTW, I am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. :P

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« Reply #1149 on: August 26, 2020, 12:22:58 AM »
To slow you down I'M praying to The Almighty GOD for you to have a heart attack and a stroke.

Like, both, at once? Or first one, and then the other? I need to be clear on this, crystal clear, because this is a legal document.


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« Reply #1150 on: August 26, 2020, 12:30:56 AM »
Like, both, at once? Or first one, and then the other? I need to be clear on this, crystal clear, because this is a legal document.


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Both at once.!!! Let it be real shit show for shit head with shit coming out of his mouth generated in his brain and heart.

BTW, impressive image. Nice get.

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« Reply #1151 on: August 26, 2020, 12:31:39 AM »
Both at once.!!! Let it be real shit show for shit head with shit coming out of his mouth generated in his brain and heart.


^^^^^^^^
The mind of a retarded child.

Any lower than this and youíd just be throwing your own poo.

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« Reply #1152 on: August 26, 2020, 01:56:20 PM »
Who are these Gamalons anyways?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItKC89IVEJc

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« Reply #1153 on: August 28, 2020, 11:22:54 AM »

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« Reply #1154 on: September 03, 2020, 11:27:35 PM »
Open lines tentatively scheduled for 22 minutes from now. Now attend to me, Class: your writing project for and until the next jump window is to write down all of your questions--as if you're the number one caller, you're sexy, and you know it, which of course all of you are--and then write down how many profane words you'd like to say during that call.

Then, copy all these words onto a nice piece of manuscript paper, illuminate the edges and the corners, fold it up (like origami, if one prefers), and put it into an envelope and seal it so that no passing children get a look at your profane words, and then sit on it, and WAIT; cuz, Kids... I don't know how long this ride is going to take. These people are completely taking way too long, just getting around the corner.

DO IT F*****. Meanwhile... 5:5.


LOOK, look, read, read: I'm kinda un big deal around here and I always was--not just today--and don't worry I'm quite fond of all of you, so, have yourself a little bit of a hot cocoa, have yourself a little bit of a warm banana, and then get some rest, cuz, you're going to need it, Troopers.

Go for a second or third banana if you feel like you need it, too. Y'all here are adults right? Y'all aren't allergic to bananas yet, right? Check your local listings. Talk to your doctor before consuming banana. Don't consume doctor from your banana, or vice versa.

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« Reply #1155 on: September 08, 2020, 07:32:10 PM »
Open lines tentatively scheduled for 22 minutes from now. Now attend to me, Class:

This thread has served its purpose and is now closed forever. It was fun, but... I just can't be bothered to answer any of your questions anymore. I am sure you will be understanding.

OR, ELSE. Peace!

"That's milk and ice cream. That's five dollars? You don't put bourbon in it?"
« Reply #1156 on: September 12, 2020, 03:19:43 AM »


I just can't be bothered to answer any of your questions anymore. I am sure you will be understanding.

I've just been informed... that, some of you out there thought that meant I'm not answering questions at all. Quite the contrary... I'm just not doing it in this thread. Careful, astute readers of POST ONE ONE FIVE FIVE will have recognized this already. Salut!

Carry on. Hey, where can I get a pizza in this town at 1:30 A.M.? I'm not asking for a friend--none of them eat pizza.

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« Reply #1157 on: September 12, 2020, 09:28:14 PM »
Yeah, I'm fine--thanks for asking.  ::)



Hey, do any of you have any rubber cement? I'm, uh, running out. I need the older stuff, this new stuff doesn't stick so well.



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« Reply #1158 on: September 12, 2020, 09:35:53 PM »
[quote author=Jackstar link=topic=12294.msg1418316#msg1418316 date=1599193655 as if you're the number one caller, you're sexy, and you know it, illuminate the edges have yourself a little bit of a warm banana, or vice versa.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vQ0XUNxJyQ

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« Reply #1159 on: September 12, 2020, 10:47:13 PM »

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« Reply #1160 on: September 12, 2020, 11:11:57 PM »
Hey, Jack! Still got any of that tranya left? ???

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« Reply #1161 on: September 12, 2020, 11:22:59 PM »
tranya

No, they fucking stole that too. I'd be pissed as fuck if I couldn't just simply easily, you know, go out and get some more--tranya is readily and easily available at all points south from my homeland--but for one thing, I don't even like tranya all that much, and for another thing, I AM ANNOYED THAT PEOPLE KEEP TAKING MY SHIT WITH PROMISES OF FUTURE RECOMPENSE, AND THEN UTTERLY FAILING TO FOLLOW THROUGH.

Frankly, getting the shit straight up lifted is preferable to these fucking false fucking promises. If someone can't get me weed or tranya or PCP--just fucking say so. What the fuck? How hard is it to admit weakness? Bitches on BG do it all the time, it doesn't look that hard. And, speaking from the perspective and experience of one who has eschewed all weakness long, long ago--FUCKING MAKE IT SNAPPY, FOR YOUR FATHER'S SAKE. If I at all wanted to get high before, just how much more fucking high do all y'all think I wanna--and, am gonna have to--get after I've been fucking lied to? Fuck you! Eat shit! I'll burn your entire planet to cinders, you fucking fuckhead fucks!

Also, I just finished my last bottle of red Zinfandel. Y'all are fucked now. All I got left is the paint thinner... and, all y'all know what happens when I get into the paint thinner. Heads will roll.

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« Reply #1162 on: September 16, 2020, 09:38:33 PM »
Jackstar, will you go trick-or-treating with me this year?

https://youtu.be/YwaWObP0yX0

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« Reply #1163 on: September 22, 2020, 03:27:04 PM »
The truth hurts sometimes. In your case all the time.

Also, your motherís a whore.

does she give change on a fiver?