Jackrabbit to Jackstar... LOL... Wordy Biatch... took 2+ weeks for rabbit-hole retreat. Why is Jackrabbit so yesterday impatient? Demanding:
What are you--fucking busy? Fucking make this happen, if you can find time between caring for your hyudroponic juice box production garden and your oragnic-only tampon farm for your vile, beastly spawn, it's about time you stopped shitting off the pot and putting your whingining, mewling, purty little mouth where your ass is and step up.
Oh, wait, right--excruciatingly restrictive NDA/NCA. Well, how about you suck Yorkshire Pud's cock an extra ninety seconds, then you'll qualifiy for a COVID waiver. Pop your thump up Kinch's ass and you'll get a free toaster, you Mongoloid retard... did you really think I couldn't even count? Fuck your mother and the whores she rode in with.
I'm going to take this time to rememberize you; YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO BE CLOSE TO ME. Wanna guess what you've got a chance for now? Put in a quarter, rube-sauce. Spin the wheel, take your chances. It's not like all the players at the table have unlicensed nuclear accelerators on their backs. That's just crazy-talk. Relax. Bask in the warmth of your face diaper.
Just like every
body else. Except for that hot triplet in the back. They got zazz. Can one of them play trumpet? You know what? I don't mind, I'll learn... and then I'll teach.
Don't think I can't do it. MAKE IT HAPPEN, FUCKO. This is in your best interest.