George Snoory - The Ann B. Davis ("The Brady Bunch") Interview.

[RadioGaGaGirl]

PART ONE OF TONIGHT'S SHOW:

Snoory: ?Good morning, good evening, wherever you may be, around the
            world or any place on planet earth. From the city of angels on the
            Spacific coast, I?m George Snoory, and this is Coast to Coast!
            Tonight, promernent geophyziercist, Phil McCraken, will join us to
            discuss erupting volcanoes that are erupting everywhere, and I
            mean everywhere these days, folks! I wonder what?s going on with
            that? Geez, ya just never know when the next one?s gonna blow,
            I?m tellin? ya. And later, open lines, and a riveting discussion with
            legendary actress Ann. B. Davis. You all know her as the
           wacko housekeeper from the hit series ?The Brady Bunch? and as
           well the spokesperson for the old Minute Rice TV commercials. Well,
           old Annie will be here tonight to discuss strange occurances and the
           sheer forces of evil that wrecked mayhem and havic on the set of
           that old television show, forces whose bazaar affects have
           reverberurated around the world as this show displays in syndication
           around the globe. Hmmm..personally, I wanna know if she ever got it
           on with Sam the Butcher from that show, and what Anne thinks
           about that."

          "In the news, a sad day for the Bonwaszcsoski family of Springfield,
          Illinois, as seven year old Butch Bonwazcsoski?*chuckles*, say that
          last name ten times fast! I?ll betchya can?t! Tommy tried it, and he
          couldn?t do it!  It seems that little Butchie was indouched into a
          coma, as a professional clown, performing at a birthday party little
          Butchie was attending, jumped out of a huge box, scaring the
          beejeezuz out of the little tot partygoers. Doctors at the
          Lord Have Mercy Hospital, where Butchie was rushed to, in an
         ambulance, think that the sudden appearance of Clucko the Clown,
         the name he goes by, and his wild, shocking costume and make-up
         affected and deactivated the pinoreal gland of Butchie?s brain,
         shutting down the temporary?uh?temperule..gosh, temprill lobes as
         well, and firing up sensory neurons going into overload in other places
         of his brain.Well, folks, this is one time where you won?t hear me say?
         send in the clowns, because?.he was already there. Evil clown,
         indeed. I hope that little Butchie's gonna be....okay."

        "And elsewhere in the news, the Dow Jones dropped 1,000 points
        today in New York, sending off a frenzy of panicked activity at the
        New York Stock exchange, and sending mixed signals to the financial
        market and the nation, who were hoping that the stimulating package
        introduced by President Baraack O?Bama would have held off such a
        drastic drop, also affecting primary?uh?primed interest rates around
        the country. With me to explain this drastic downturn is Katarina Austin
        Fritzy, our financial adviser here on Coast To Coast. Katarina? What
        the heck happened today, and what, in God?s name, does it all mean?"

Katarina: ?Hi George. Sorry, I have a very bad cold today,and I?m all
              stuffed up. How are you??

Snoory: ?Not too great! My 401 portfolio is dropping like bats into a
             barbeque!"

Katarina: ?Well, yours and everyone else, George. Well, not me, of course.
             I?m sitting very pretty, what with my expertise and all. I just
             purchased a 12,000 square foot home in the Hamptons ?
             mortgage free.?

Snoory: ?You lucky dog! Son of a gun!?

Katarina: ?And I?m afraid things are going to get a lot worse before we see
              any degree of fiscal recovery in the markets. We haven?t bottomed
              out yet, and both the federal and state sub-prime levels are at
              51.876% over a an increase of only 4.5% in the American
              depository receipts. And flexible mortgage rates are now vaulted
              into the IPO and IVA sectors.

Snoory: (Who can be overheard scribbling on paper) ?Wowza!?

Katarina: ?And also, George, don?t forget that the active investment
              acquisitions that accrued over the last quarter are now in the
              sub-fields of the asset protection scheme implemented last
              January by the Senate. That, in conjunction with the basic
              State pensions being artificially inflated to roughly 87% of the
              BPS and the ADGSC portfolios, all come together 
              to create a deficiency in regards to the bear funds and the
             implementation of the special liquidity scheme.?

Snoory: ?How could I forget that. I couldn?t. UNBELIEVABLE!"

Katarina: ?Which all leads me to believe, George, that the short-selling of
              preferred bonds in early March will de-standardize the standardized
             variable rates of the banks by June of this year, not to mention the
             significant role that the EPS and equities being held in escrow by
             the off-shore funds will depreciate in market value and tenacity,
             especially given the fact that new purchases on credit cards will
             provide the central banks with the criticized child tax credits
             outlined in the catmark, CDI, CDO and defined contributions of the
             DOA. And don?t forget that the hedge funds that were placed in
             the fixed income investments were not congruent with the FTSE
             100, nor were they congruent with the FTSE and CVDF free
             standing voluntary contributions by fund managers and the
             over-riding of the CF-3452652 dividends."

Snoory: ?So what you?re telling us, Katarina, is that things are gonna get a
            whole lot more bad before we see the light.?

Katarina: ?You?re on the money as usual, George.?                           

Snoory: ?My God. Back in a moment with more of tonight?s program.?


TO BE CONTINUED

[EvB]

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Classic!  GREAT job!

[Frys Girl]

Wow. I'm impressed.

Dear God,

Are you there? It's me and a bunch of zombies Noory fans.

[RadioGaGaGirl]

Thanks, gals. I don't know what my life has come to lately...sitting here at my computer and utilizing my feeble brain to write C2C parody transcripts! LOL!

Part Two should be along today, which will include Sally Struthers pushing Tahiti Village on the listeners.

Stay cool.

GaGa

[999]

Bravo!

[srnightowl]

Sooooooooo good...thanks!

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George Noory - "Tell me how I can line my house, car and brain box with large denominations US currency"

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