BellGabber Most Likely To Succeed 2018

[heater]

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[whoozit]

That one is easy but someone will have to look at site statistics.  It is whoever posted this year and had the least amount of time on BellGab.  If you can spend 20 hours a day on BellGab you are not a successful human being.  However, I still vote for Bart Ell.  That guy has energy, stamina and drive.

[MaxPower]

Metron2267 ... one of us newbies but has hit the ground running. Metron is insightful, no nonsense, and willing to take on all those purveyors of BS so prevalent around here. Whether it is cleaning the clocks of old timers, advancing political commentary, or remembering a blast from the past, Metron has got it going on. A voice of reason in this wild west of nonsense. Besides, everybody loves The Metron (whether they admit it or not) 

[VENUS FIREBALL XL5]

White Crow, Gotta be White Crow...
He is one of my all time favorites.

[Metron2267]

Thanks MaxPower, that was really nice of you to say.

This is a pretty fun little room when the discussions veer off of hating Art/Heather/Jorch/Jimmy/Hoaxie/Dave/et al...

[MAX]

Thanks Max, that was really nice of you to say.

This is a pretty fun little room when the discussions veer off of hating Art/Heather/Jorch/Jimmy/Hoaxie/Dave/et al...

I am MAX and I didn’t say anything. Call him power.😉

[Metron2267]

I am MAX and I didn’t say anything. Call him power.😉

I  have corrected accordingly, my bad there MAX...

[paladin1991]

Metron2267 ... one of us newbies but has hit the ground running. Metron is insightful, no nonsense, and willing to take on all those purveyors of BS so prevalent around here. Whether it is cleaning the clocks of old timers, advancing political commentary, or remembering a blast from the past, Metron has got it going on. A voice of reason in this wild west of nonsense. Besides, everybody loves The Metron (whether they admit it or not) 

You cannot nominate your own sock puppet.  Sorry.  But thems the rules.

[Metron2267]

You cannot nominate your own sock puppet.  Sorry.  But thems the rules.

Bad guess Gunny, no socks here - flip flops only.

[Jojo]

That one is easy but someone will have to look at site statistics.  It is whoever posted this year and had the least amount of time on BellGab.  If you can spend 20 hours a day on BellGab you are not a successful human being.  However, I still vote for Bart Ell.  That guy has energy, stamina and drive.

That could be gnoory.

Fourteen

[starrmtn001]

Michael Deacon.  His show has been picked up by "The Fringe FM."
Kudos, Myke!  Keep up the great work.

[MaxPower]

You cannot nominate your own sock puppet.  Sorry.  But thems the rules.

Well that's a sticky wicket 

[TigerLily]

Metron2267 ... one of us newbies but has hit the ground running. Metron is insightful, no nonsense, and willing to take on all those purveyors of BS so prevalent around here. Whether it is cleaning the clocks of old timers, advancing political commentary, or remembering a blast from the past, Metron has got it going on. A voice of reason in this wild west of nonsense. Besides, everybody loves The Metron (whether they admit it or not)

He's got my vote. Such a fine line between love and hate

Re: President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #73986 on: June 12, 2018, 09:18:36 AM »
It's already happened bitch - there IS A SUMIT!

You worthless CUNT!

   

Re: President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #73989 on: June 12, 2018, 09:20:34 AM »

Go suck some goat blood, you worthlesss leftarded chupacabra cunt.

Re: President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #73990 on: June 12, 2018, 09:21:53 AM »

Oh you're "bad" alright, Satanic bad to your worthless fucking core.

DROP DEAD CUNT! 

Re: President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #73993 on: June 12, 2018, 09:23:07 AM »
You worthless commie cunt - he CHOOSES to STARVE his people unless they join the military.

You are subhuman FILTH!

Re: President Donald J. Trump
« Reply #73995 on: June 12, 2018, 09:23:56 AM »

FUCK YOU STRAIGHT BACK TO HELL: BIOTCH!

[Metron2267]

He's got my vote. Such a fine line between love and hate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htPk7mpf2zc

[Jojo]

With great reservation, I vote for Metron.  Yes, like Tiger Lily said, a very fine line between love and hate.
Besides, White Crow is already a success!
I'm not sure what Bart's definition of success is, lol!
Fourteen

[MaxPower]

He's got my vote. Such a fine line between love and hate

Many of Metron's posts remind me of Chef Gordon Ramsey on his Kitchen Nightmares TV series. He tells it like it is and not necessarily what the recipient wants to hear. Past episodes are now airing on Amazon Prime TV and you get Chef Ramsey's uncensored language and all, not much different than some of Metron's language flavored posts.

[Metron2267]

With great reservation, I vote for Metron.  Yes, like Tiger Lily said, a very fine line between love and hate.
Besides, White Crow is already a success!
I'm not sure what Bart's definition of success is, lol!
Fourteen

TNX 14, that was very objective of you!

[Metron2267]

Many of Metron's posts remind me of Chef Gordon Ramsey on his Kitchen Nightmares TV series. He tells it like it is and not necessarily what the recipient wants to hear. Past episodes are now airing on Amazon Prime TV and you get Chef Ramsey's uncensored language and all, not much different than some of Metron's language flavored posts.

Heh...oh you saw through me alright... :

If you've a torrent client - please allow me to recommend any season of Ramsey's seminal UK show, "The F Word"!

You will NOT be disappointed at all.

We get sanitized Gordon here.

https://www.youtube.com/user/theFword


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya8J1-9sYU4

Ramsay Stunned As Chef BURNS LETTUCE!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPcDlQaYoDw

Gordon Ramsay visits Jeremy Clarkson

[MaxPower]

Heh...oh you saw through me alright... :

If you've a torrent client - please allow me to recommend any season of Ramsey's seminal UK show, "The F Word"!

You will NOT be disappointed at all.

Will check it out. Currently working through all the Kitchen Nightmares shows on Amazon Video. Check this one out, especially about 2:00 in to the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aDnr65MnjQ

[Metron2267]

"White English son of a bitch!"

"You cooked the fucking duck once month?!?"

Oh this was a classic one, I remembered it when the crab cakes came up.

LOL

[Juan]

Just how is success measured for a Bellgabber?

[stargazr1976]

That one is easy but someone will have to look at site statistics.  It is whoever posted this year and had the least amount of time on BellGab.  If you can spend 20 hours a day on BellGab you are not a successful human being.  However, I still vote for Bart Ell.  That guy has energy, stamina and drive.

bart is a comedic genius. dude has my vote.

[Lord Grantham]

Surprised MD hasn't come in here to also vote for his sock-puppet account.

[Dr. MD MD]

Surprised MD hasn't come in here to also vote for his sock-puppet account.

And who would that be?

BTW, what kinda jerk would vote for himself?! Seriously, I don't give a shit about these awards...though congrats to all who win.

Anyway, I know to normies like you I must seem like 10 men but I keep telling you clowns I'm just one man and I don't have any other accounts here. Around the time of the election after some terrorist attack I did try to setup an alt account I was going to call Shecky Jihad, just for the comedy but mv wouldn't let me.

[Metron2267]

Just how is success measured for a Bellgabber?

In gallons of shit stirred?

[TigerLily]

Seriously, though. I vote for Bart Ell. A unique and creative Bellgabian. Already a success story

[Metron2267]

I'm going to agree with Lily on this one - Bart Ell has it for pure reality based satire and web design.

[WhiteCrow]

Obviously the one and only big guy should win this one.  Duh.

[Jojo]

TNX 14, that was very objective of you!

You're marginally welcome  !
Me

[Metron2267]

You're marginally welcome  !
Me

I accept that in the conditional tense!