Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade

[Jackstar]

ratings

OH LAWDY

[Silphion]

OH LAWDY

OK, how would you express the ordering on the Paranormal Radio App?
If not ratings, then what? Be specific.

[Jackstar]

what? Be specific.

I'll be honest: I never liked the name. The Seaden is real.

[Silphion]

I'll be honest: I never liked the name. The Seaden is real.

You would think communication was a two way process,
but if one may pretend to be honest for only a moment,
have we ever really understood the concept in practise?

Effective communication is about more than just exchanging information. It’s about understanding the emotion and intentions behind the information. As well as being able to clearly convey a message, you need to also listen in a way that gains the full meaning of what’s being said and makes the other person feel heard and understood. Source: HelpGuide.org

[Jackstar]

You would think communication was a two way process,
but if one may pretend to be honest for only a moment,
have we ever really understood the concept in practise?

[Silphion]

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[Morgus]

Sounds like tonight is a replay with a Star Trek Voyager guest, Tuvok.

https://thekingdomofnye.com/guests_entry.php?dated=2020-12-23

[Jackstar]

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[Jackstar]

Not having access to the archives is a real attention grabber. For me. Like, how did this happen? Who thought this would help? Did you ignore her question?

I'll take my answer in the form of a prophetic dream, which I will promptly forget, for important diplomatic reasons.

Thankfully, Art's not here. He gets all up in my grille when I say things that he would rather I not say. And whatever the pattern behind his availability is, I could give up flying fart at a rolling donut to find out what it is. call up James van Praagh if any of all y'all are are so interested. I'm busy. I've got to wash my hair and mow the lawn and do my taxes by hand and stuff. You know. Busy.

This infuriates the uneasy and vengeful spirit, but as a pacifist I'm immune to that kind of thing. Hah! So thankfully, no exorcism will be required. Sorry, Chief. You'll have to find another way on. "How dare you!" he transmits, as I guess I woke him up with all my texts. (This got longer suddenly. That shiz happens. Hey, why do you think Heather eschews working blue?)

I'm Jackstar. (This happened a little while ago; this is a dramatic reenactment; this is a creative writing project; I'm high from holding a single yoga pose for 12 and 1/2 hours; Good Lord, shut up already, Haters. You took a ride: deal with the bus stop you have come to.) I will dare whatever I damn well please, or else otherwise, it would not even please me in its very contemplation thereof. Quot erat DEMONSTRATUM. *click*

That should keep him busy for a while. Obviously, he loves that kind of treatment. You know those super high-powered executives who boss everybody around and make decisions that affect millions of people and costs billions of dollars? And then they secretly go off to find some dominatrix to beat them and whip them for pleasure and they pay them for it? I will leave it as an exercise to the reader, which one of those is more of Art Bell's type. Here's a hint: I don't know yet which makes him more irate: that he can't penetrate my shields, or that I don't care about his cute little secrets enough to barely even bother to talk about them. Those of you out there who wished for Art Bell to be existing in purgatory, or limbo, or even a hell: I think you got your wish. He's not any happier about it than I am, and I certainly did NOT sign up for this. So why does he keep showing up?

Well, he transmits that I really am that pretty. I don't think he's being gay. I don't know I usually shut it down after something is transmitted anyway. Does this look like fun to anybody? Because it's not. It's really not. For me. Probably not for you either. Imagine the sympathy.

Still--superior to being perfectly possessed by a Clinton presidency. Thanks to Ground Crew, Allah, and AutoZone. (Surprisingly, a key player. Amazing!)

And, now that I have established dominance... *yawn* oh, I need a nap. Life is so boring. There's nothing going on. And with no one here to give me attention... Awwwww, shucks. I guess I'll just go crying into my pillow. Yep, nothing else to live for. Hopefully, I'll get to have sex again with somebody who loves me, cuz of course that's really only the only thing that drives me in life. Yep that's it. You all heard it.

And tattoos, of course. Right? Ye gods... some of you will still believe anything you read. Especially, if it's written by an actual human being.

In MyWarPillowFlexCraft. Now, where were we then? Oh, right... purpurdampfahrvergnügen ansiksuspuften.



(Okay, that should do it. Let me know if you have any more troubles. Obviously, I'm here to actually help.)

[Nyewalker]

What happened to Heather Wade now??

The program is on hold until further notice ....Screech died ....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-Fv53Jpx0Q

[Silphion]

There does not appear to be a KON replay tonight, though the stream registers on PR and TSL.

Can anyone adequately explain this?

For anyone interested, here is a replay of Dark Matter Digital Network 05-11-2017: Open Lines

https://soundcloud.com/tim-ozman-587968805/05-11-2017-open-lines

[Disheartened]

February 4th, 2021

I am afraid I have bad news.
I write this to all of you through my tears.
The show is just not making enough money to continue.
I want to thank all of you for the crazy nights and fun times we had.
I will miss you painfully as I do not know how to do anything but this show for so long now.

I want to thank Marty, Adrienne, both Mikes, and Danielle for their recent help,
you have kept us off the street for another month
while I figure out how we will survive.

Here are our baby Sequoias, I took this photo today.
Seeing them grow gives me hope
that not all is lost.

-Heather Wade

[DynamoHum]

And so it ends as it began, not with a bang, but a whimper.

[Lilith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC5JGoXCWVs

[Dr. MD MD]

You think she’ll come back on Bellgab now?

[Jackstar]

You think she’ll come back on Bellgab now?

I've never thought about her coming as a matter of fact.

BLOCKED

[AC400KICK]

Damn..

I guess I’m never going to be able to call the show on the Wildcard Line and sing to her a Lullaby 🎶🤷‍♂️👩‍🎤

[Jackstar]

.
The show is just not making enough money to continue.

[...]

-Dishesneeddoing

Not having access to the archives is a real attention grabber. For me.

Well. Number one: that woman left a job opening. Imagine how ripe this plum is for the picking, Man.

Fortunately the MIB CDEN is on the case. We just lost a unicorn down in the typing pool; freak typewriter ribbon-unicorn horn accident, a real nasty one too.

Kids; it is a metaphor. I can't play right now I got to work on this deal.

I don't know what people are thinking. But here's what I'm thinking: Fealty. Look I have an actual life people. I got issues; I've got concerns; I've got hang nails; we're beyond hot mess, beyond molten mess... we're at Bolton mess.

This is not a coincidence. The choice is clear for excellence. Heather, you need to call Grapefruit. let me explain it to you thusly, she's nuckin' futs.

I don't think I need to explain to you what it means that this obvious setup just has to be happening right when I'm standing in front of mine plate in my apron and my TV. I don't think I need an extra on that at all.

I'm going to tell her something. I'm going to assume I'm still authorized for that. This is the worst part of the gig.

[DynamoHum]

You think she’ll come back on Bellgab now?

Haha like nothing ever happened!

MV has a new semi perm guest host, he should definitely call her that repeatedly as well....

[Jackstar]

Haha like nothing ever happened!

Yes. I left a voicemail. No response. I would assume that means that Grapefruit has dumped me. She insists that I have done things I didn't do, and I insist that the gaslighting comes to an abrupt end. Gasfruit Grapelighting sounds like a fun time and it is completely not. I don't think that I am going to be of much use here on this.

[DynamoHum]

Yes. I left a voicemail. No response. I would assume that means that Grapefruit has dumped me. She insists that I have done things I didn't do, and I insist that the gaslighting comes to an abrupt end. Gasfruit Grapelighting sounds like a fun time and it is completely not. I don't think that I am going to be of much use here on this.

Start with flowers, move up through expensive patisserie and then focus on jewellery.

[Jackstar]

Heather, you need to call Grapefruit.

No response. I would assume that means that Grapefruit has dumped me.

I have done everything I can, the die has been cast. I believe my work here is done. Since my phone numbers are still blocked from calling Kingdom, which has been the case for months.

Little known Jackstar fact: one night, GF freaks out on me, telling me that she knows I am gonna sneak away to Pahrump and hook together with Heather Wade. Number one, that woman is cool. Imagine how close Grapey came to plucking out an eyeball when defending my honor. Her honor. Whatevah. Clearly, nonesuchthing transpired or were about to. I was nonplussed. I'm all, "... don't you think I would bring you?" And then the subtext comes out--she was afraid I wouldn't invite her, she was afraid she would be rejected, she was afraid she would be left holding the camera, oh God, it was fucking interminable. Like, I wouldn't have mind just leaving on foot at the apex of the warbling. In a dark recess of my mind, it's still going on. After about 36 hours, she stopped hyperventilating.

I still am. I guess I'm single now. I'll be on on 4chan cruising for chicks if anyone needs me.

[Jackstar]

Start with flowers, move up through expensive patisserie and then focus on jewellery.

I'm just going to get a shitload of drugs. I don't think you people understand just how much Grapefruit has been cramping my style. Literally leaving town. I can be there in whenever. I got things going on.

I think we can clearly assume that things are going for the best whichever way they're going. I'm not having any of this doom and gloom. Life without attachments is life well spent.

I should probably get a plane ticket before I get the drugs. No wait wait no I got to get the drugs. And then I'm going to check on the airport I guess? I don't know--usually Grapefruit handles the details.

She's good at that on trips. I don't know what I'm going to do without her so a blue blue blue blue sobbing buh oh Lord I'll have to pretend to love myself

[Asuka Langley]

February 4th, 2021

I am afraid I have bad news.
I write this to all of you through my tears.
The show is just not making enough money to continue.
I want to thank all of you for the crazy nights and fun times we had.
I will miss you painfully as I do not know how to do anything but this show for so long now.

I want to thank Marty, Adrienne, both Mikes, and Danielle for their recent help,
you have kept us off the street for another month
while I figure out how we will survive.

Here are our baby Sequoias, I took this photo today.
Seeing them grow gives me hope
that not all is lost.

-Heather Wade

She will be back

[ItsOver]

I’m sure Timebandit will be waiting.

[DynamoHum]

I feel bad for Timebandit.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Well. Number one: that woman left a job opening. Imagine how ripe this plum is for the picking, Man.

Fortunately the MIB CDEN is on the case. We just lost a unicorn down in the typing pool; freak typewriter ribbon-unicorn horn accident, a real nasty one too.

Kids; it is a metaphor. I can't play right now I got to work on this deal.

I don't know what people are thinking. But here's what I'm thinking: Fealty. Look I have an actual life people. I got issues; I've got concerns; I've got hang nails; we're beyond hot mess, beyond molten mess... we're at Bolton mess.

This is not a coincidence. The choice is clear for excellence. Heather, you need to call Grapefruit. let me explain it to you thusly, she's nuckin' futs.

I don't think I need to explain to you what it means that this obvious setup just has to be happening right when I'm standing in front of mine plate in my apron and my TV. I don't think I need an extra on that at all.

I'm going to tell her something. I'm going to assume I'm still authorized for that. This is the worst part of the gig.

Now that's a bummer about TKON but now maybe Heather doesn't have to be so sad and lonely....

And Jackstar....you can cut the crap any time! ⭐💙⭐💙⭐[attachment=1]

[Walks_At_Night]

I feel bad for Timebandit.

Like Doug MacArthur - she shall return. She always does.............

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC5JGoXCWVs

Damint, I thought from the title it would be to the tune of:


https://youtu.be/RZ3Bb4UsXhU

I am disappointed in the Jeedy Jedi.

Perhaps Osama bin Liberace! can remedy this by making a parody of his own.  I am certain that "Yellow Brick Road" was on Art's bumper music playlist...

C'mon eMCee that shit would write itself.

-p

[Jackstar]

Jackstar....you can cut the crap any time! ⭐💙⭐💙⭐

Sloppy ellipsis. Trash. Malformed bazooms. 3/10 TOTES BANG