Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade

Started by SergeantMajor, June 05, 2018, 03:38:31 PM

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Jackstar

Quote from: Heather Wade, LIVEI'd really like to speak to the pilot"

THEN ANSWER THE PHONE ONCE IN AWHILE, MUSHMOUTH

STAB STAB STAB|TARGET=SELF,TYMPANIC MEMBRANE (BOTH)

Jackstar

I wanna be clear, crystal clear, and so, I WILL: in the post above, THERE.ARE.SIX.STABS.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on September 05, 2020, 01:55:57 AM
« Reply #24075 on: Today at 00:55:57 »

You're that close, Punylings. GET IT TOGETHER. This isn't your last warning, but--I'm not gonna lie--I'm getting pretty sick of your shit, D.A.R.P.A. fuckos. Go work on a new-fangled juice box or something, Fuckos.

Silphion

Quote from: Jackstar on September 05, 2020, 01:57:42 AM
You're that close, Punylings. GET IT TOGETHER. This isn't your last warning, but--I'm not gonna lie--I'm getting pretty sick of your shit, D.A.R.P.A. fuckos. Go work on a new-fangled juice box or something, Fuckos.

"Overall, the White Rabbit seems to shift back and forth between pompous behavior toward his underlings, such as his servants, and grovelling, obsequious behavior toward his superiors, such as the Duchess, and the King and Queen of Hearts, in direct contrast to Alice, who is reasonably polite to everyone she meets."  - Wikipedia

This may be a resolution, at least to my own satisfaction, as to the surreal character play
of the foregoing Jack Rabbit who impels everyone down his own personal rabbit h̶o̶l̶e̶ hell.

Jackstar

Quote from: Silphion on September 05, 2020, 02:15:45 AM
"Overall, the White Rabbit seems to shift [...]"

Oh, look--someone bought the hype again. That's adorable.

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Quote from: Silphion on September 05, 2020, 02:15:45 AM
the foregoing Jack Rabbit

Look, I'm going to make it real simple for you, because you are: Every Man and Woman is a Star... but not every Rabbit is won.



Welcome to The Next Level... Chum. I hope everyone else enjoys your--likely brief--stay.

COMPANY POLICY. DON'T TOUCH THE GLASS UNTIL THE CURTAIN FALLS. GET IT? GOT IT? GOOD.


Silphion

Quote from: Jackstar on September 05, 2020, 02:38:04 AM
Oh, look--someone bought the hype again. That's adorable.

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Look, I'm going to make it real simple for you, because you are: Every Man and Woman is a Star... but not every Rabbit is won.



Welcome to The Next Level... Chum. I hope everyone else enjoys your--likely brief--stay.

COMPANY POLICY. DON'T TOUCH THE GLASS UNTIL THE CURTAIN FALLS. GET IT? GOT IT? GOOD.

Feeling sleepy, very sleepy ...

pate

Quote from: Jackstar on September 05, 2020, 01:53:15 AM
... "cockpit" ...

"corkpit" aye:

https://youtu.be/SjfspM5sDIA

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

VC

DynamoHum, was Heather live last night? I noted she had not updated her HP since Sept. 1, and then someone here had it updated. See previous posts.

She's doing a sheeit ton of reading now, including emails, and then regular callers. That all could be recorded for replay. What do you think?

Silphion

Quote from: VC on September 04, 2020, 11:15:38 PM
She should update her H-page to show that it is Live and Open Lines, etc. Nothing since Sept 1.

Quote from: Silphion on September 05, 2020, 12:48:35 AM
And done just now, on the air.
MP4 video included of UFO landing in Corona, New Mexico

Quote from: VC on September 05, 2020, 12:25:38 PM
DynamoHum, was Heather live last night? I noted she had not updated her HP since Sept. 1, and then someone here had it updated. See previous posts.

She's doing a sheeit ton of reading now, including emails, and then regular callers. That all could be recorded for replay. What do you think?

O ye, of little faith
She updated her home page on the air in real time, if you were listening.



Jackstar

Quote from: Silphion on September 05, 2020, 08:35:15 PM
O ye, of little faith
She updated her home page on the air in real time, if you were listening.

Good enough for me! CASE CLOSED, PUNYLINGS.

Silphion

Quote from: Silphion on September 05, 2020, 01:43:32 AM
Serge from Belgium throws cold water on the video
suggesting, at least, it was filmed from a plane not a car.

Aha!

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DynamoHum

Quote from: VC on September 05, 2020, 12:25:38 PM
DynamoHum, was Heather live last night? I noted she had not updated her HP since Sept. 1, and then someone here had it updated. See previous posts.

She's doing a sheeit ton of reading now, including emails, and then regular callers. That all could be recorded for replay. What do you think?

I think she is live, she had a near meltdown on Thursday night regarding politics and Trump. I think she was getting heat from the big spenders about not talking about stuff, and her demographic appears to be mostly Trump supporters.

I think she is running out of callers.

Silphion

Quote from: DynamoHum on September 06, 2020, 03:46:39 PM
I think she is live, she had a near meltdown on Thursday night regarding politics and Trump. I think she was getting heat from the big spenders about not talking about stuff, and her demographic appears to be mostly Trump supporters.

I think she is running out of callers.

There was no reason to doubt that she was live, in my opinion.
The "near meltdown" was in response to inflammatory remarks from 𝐷𝑖𝑛𝑜,
who is a master of provocation, but she recovered quickly and professionally.

It is always the quality of calls that matter, not so much the quantity.

DynamoHum

Quote from: Silphion on September 06, 2020, 05:07:59 PM
There was no reason to doubt that she was live, in my opinion.
The "near meltdown" was in response to inflammatory remarks from 𝐷𝑖𝑛𝑜,
who is a master of provocation, but she recovered quickly and professionally.

It is always the quality of calls that matter, not so much the quantity.

I think she has 5 maybe 6 callers who call in every night, 30 mins of Maker a night with his serial killer undertone isn’t really quality. Is PurpleDiva still calling in or is she out of the circle of trust now?

Silphion

Quote from: DynamoHum on September 06, 2020, 05:16:54 PM
I think she has 5 maybe 6 callers who call in every night, 30 mins of Maker a night with his serial killer undertone isn’t really quality. Is PurpleDiva still calling in or is she out of the circle of trust now?

Perhaps you mean Turquoise Diva?
If so, she called just last Friday.
Interesting take, but I never suspected a sinister tone from Maker or anyone.
Every show of this type tends to collect a regular cadre of callers over time.
If they are intelligent or charming and have something to say, all the better.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Silphion on September 06, 2020, 07:37:09 PM
Perhaps you mean Turquoise Diva?
If so, she called just last Friday.
Interesting take, but I never suspected a sinister tone from Maker or anyone.
Every show of this type tends to collect a regular cadre of callers over time.
If they are intelligent or charming and have something to say, all the better.

If you’re going to have nothing but prearranged “friends” calling in then just stop callling it “open lines.” It’s ridiculous! Call it Heath & Frens or something. ::)

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 07, 2020, 03:42:29 AM
If you’re going to have nothing but prearranged “friends” calling in then just stop callling it “open lines.” It’s ridiculous! Call it Heath & Frens or something. ::)

Heather Wade and her Cuckold Menagerie.

DynamoHum

Quote from: Silphion on September 06, 2020, 07:37:09 PM
Perhaps you mean Turquoise Diva?
If so, she called just last Friday.
Interesting take, but I never suspected a sinister tone from Maker or anyone.
Every show of this type tends to collect a regular cadre of callers over time.
If they are intelligent or charming and have something to say, all the better.

Ahh yes TurquoiseDiva, that’s her name, the one whose job changes every so often, she has been a doc, a nurse and a psychologist so far..

Sadly I think for the main the list of good qualities for callers is something lacking from the majority of Heather’s callers.

Maker definitely gives off a serial killer vibe, Vince wants in her pants and TurdDiva just wants to be loved by Heather.

It’s pretty much a nightly circlejerk.   

Jackstar

Quote from: Silphion on September 06, 2020, 07:37:09 PM
I never suspected a sinister tone from Maker or anyone.

I never suspected one either, lol^55

Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 07, 2020, 03:42:29 AM
If you’re going to have nothing but prearranged “friends” calling in then just stop callling it “open lines.” It’s ridiculous! Call it Heath & Frens or something. ::)

OPEN DOOR LINES POLICY:
DON'T TOUCH THAT KNOB DIAL
GNILLAC PEEK FAID MIYOG

Jackstar

Quote from: TheMan WhoFell ToEarth on September 07, 2020, 04:17:31 AM
Heather Wade and her Cuckold Menagerie.

She probably didn't even bother to get them to swear fealty first. Sad! Service is the highest privilege in life.


Jackstar

Quote from: timebandit on September 06, 2020, 11:30:27 PM
Heather.. for you.

Weird. I thought you were her friend? That music couldn't be any more annoying if it came of a squeeze box. Maybe it did--at this point what difference does it make? Sounds like it's actually Chris's voice screaming in pain!

You know, back in my day--music had class.

Jackstar

Quote from: Silphion on September 06, 2020, 05:07:59 PM
It is always the quality of calls that matter, not so much the quantity.

The classic calls of long ago were because of The Host bringing the quality out of The Caller, not The Caller bringing quality to The Host.

What do you think the job of The Host is, anyway? Cashing checks and taking names? Nobody speak--nobody get choked.

What you're describing isn't a "call-in show." This is a "curated monologue show." Now, I know a bunch of you gloryhounds from the good old days are all hanging around here remembering when you were all King Shits of your individual reductive sectors of Turd Hill, so from your rose colored bias, I'm sure the myth, the majesty and the beautiful artistry of a truly magnificent shadow puppet is what you thought Art Bell's show was all about. You are mistaken.

It's about a chain smoking pervert drug addict living out in the middle of the desert in a double-wide taking calls from strangers in a desperate last ditch attempt to continue frantically searching for someone to call him and tell him what's really going on.

I'm glad I could set you straight on this. You're welcome. I'm here to help.

pate

Quote from: Jackstar on September 07, 2020, 05:23:31 AM
OPEN DOOR LINES POLICY:
DON'T TOUCH THAT KNOB DIAL
GNILLAC PEEK FAID MIYOG
Quote from: timebandit on September 07, 2020, 05:48:10 AM
still waiting on my free knife



This illustrants boff needz of ]b]BALD[/b[ funk nationality and PMs.

Nod eye sail moor?

https://youtu.be/g318zXGUpGI

Jackstar

Quote from: timebandit on September 07, 2020, 05:48:10 AM
still waiting on my free knife

There's an example of an inherent opportunity cost if ever there ever was one.

Jackstar

Quote from: pate on September 07, 2020, 06:20:51 AM
Nod eye sail moor?

At this point, I'm going to buy two sailboats, so I can ram them both into your fat cankles at the same time from both ends. Do I need to get six sailboats? You wouldn't like me when I get six sailboats. Hold still. Oh, wait--no problem. You're already building a still while holding one in each tiny little fist. Sad!


Edit: focus groups report that "fat cankles" is a more persuasively loathsome term than "fat fucking ankles", and so We have modified our original spelling. We did consider "fat cankles" in the first place, however... one wonders and in fact inquires, how can cankles be anything other than fat? Besides, I think they're kind of cute. That being said, the word of the laser-equipped focus groups SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW. Also We're adding the following language to 2A: "the right to bear cankles, be they fat or otherwise". Do you like it? It's nanotech.

timebandit

the youtube link is more of a visual..
and the 'free knife' is a reference to a past show.

#NoOneGetsMyJokes



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