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« Reply #23400 on: August 05, 2020, 11:08:22 PM »
I put on a mask, I pull out my cellphone with The Chase playing on FULL FUCKIN' BLAST, and then I walk around the grocery store looking for cheesecake and grapefruit.

I'm not even kidding. This is my life. #Legacy ? #3mta3 . None of you have any balls.

This isn't even the first time. Film at eleven.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23401 on: August 05, 2020, 11:19:55 PM »
https://youtu.be/2n3HNXqeksw

None of you have any balls.

I thought this one over. ALLOWED.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23402 on: August 05, 2020, 11:47:31 PM »
https://youtu.be/2n3HNXqeksw

I thought this one over. ALLOWED.

Ouch!  That shit hurt my ears.  How about including a warning in you post.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23403 on: August 05, 2020, 11:57:53 PM »
https://youtu.be/wZdZKolMIl0

Ouch!  That shit hurt my ears.  How about including a warning in you post.

"Journey Of The Sorcerous Old Fart With Hearing Damage" is what I'm planning on titling my memoirs one day, but... I'll see what I can do for you. Hold on.


Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23405 on: August 06, 2020, 12:05:18 AM »
K_Dubb? I don't trust'm. Pate better not eat anything he made.

My sweet cookie,

K_Dubb seems a decent author of baked goods.  I had considered him for a personal request;  a provisional wedding cake.  He has in his heart a tiny golden corner that might deign, delight or simply receive cash monies for an artfully produced wedding cake that would be suitable for parties engaged in such nuptial activities.

Provisionally;  imagined is the consumption of that semi-delightful product on the wedding date:  in hopeful exchange.  Subsequent to that, a properly packaged piece of this presumptive cake:  will be frozen (in vitro, if you will) for enjoyment of the involved parties on their first joyous anniversaire.

https://bellgab.com/index.php?board=7.30


If only, dear Roz, you would turn the pages back a bit;  you might discern my meaning!
\
kooky
/

-p

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23406 on: August 06, 2020, 01:23:20 AM »
K_Dubb? I don't trust'm. Pate better not eat anything he made.

Not poison, surely!  Go ahead and say it.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23407 on: August 06, 2020, 01:34:56 AM »
Not poison, surely!  Go ahead and say it.

I didn't breathe a word. Scout's Honor.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23408 on: August 06, 2020, 01:41:20 AM »
He'll just wheedle the guy on the way to the hotel for his Grandmother's Springerle recipe.

Hahaha you know I'd get it, too.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23409 on: August 06, 2020, 03:03:21 AM »
MV: Will you accept One Million dollars RIGHT NOW for BG?

Fake and Gay!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yc-qAWE-fg

Do it eMCee!

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23410 on: August 06, 2020, 11:44:42 AM »
#TheKingdomOfPate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

...

#PateForPrez

...

#LoL

...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ru3gH27Fn6E

Rubbie, if you could persuade Marky Mark to play the part in the part in the forthcoming one-man-shoe, that'd be grate!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tbIEwIwYz-c



Thanks in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23411 on: August 06, 2020, 08:19:37 PM »
Heather! I'm NOT giving up THAT ez!

Our great sex is a TESTAMENT to our profound LOVE.

It CAN'T EVER be DENIED!
THE TRUTH that you and I use to fuck like angry/horny rabbits!
= L O V E

I still am in Love w/ you.

I will NEVER let any Darryl , Dino or Donald get between OUR #Legacy deep, passionate, sexy, dirty, special, LOVE.

Challenging Donald to a game of Backgammon or Chess, PRONTO! This is how I will re-demonstrate my Alpha-ness to you and win u back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0

www.Conspiracy.Radio

#Legacy

You go girl.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23412 on: August 06, 2020, 09:19:20 PM »
Jackstar and K-Dubb are calling me a "fag" because

Is this real life? Just shoot me.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23413 on: August 06, 2020, 10:15:43 PM »
Come ON!
Gather round the campfire!


#FireFlyFriday

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23414 on: August 06, 2020, 10:46:49 PM »
Thanks, I'm so proud. I hope there isn't any work involved in this.

Roz,

One of us will have to drive, if that one is you it may seem like work.  I will buy you dinner.  It would be amusing if you would allow me to buy an Impossible Whopper for you, while I have a regular one.  I think I recieved a nice coupon for such a meal in the mail recently.

Of course, any fine dining establishment in either Kansas City or your hometown that you would enjoy better than a Burger King is also an option.

I am curious about your birthstone, mine is the diamond as I am an April birth.  I have an idea for a ring that I am planning on having made by a really cool jeweler just up the road on the Plaza (he made some nice earrings and a necklace for my twin neices with some of the sapphires I brought back from the 'stan).  It will definitely have the black half carat diamond I brought back from Afghanistan.  But I think just one jewel isn't quite enough.  I have a few sapphires, rubies, alexandrite, maybe an opal?  I just wonder which of those would pair best with the Black Diamond.

Maybe we could discuss that idea over some burgers in a park or something?  I could bring the dogs along!

That sounds fun, what do you think?

-p


Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23415 on: August 06, 2020, 11:00:29 PM »


#Legacy

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23416 on: August 06, 2020, 11:49:49 PM »
Little Sister! I am deflecting ALL your "spells" little sister! I am using #RubiniMagic my intergalactic Jewish "slingshot" that acts as a interdimensional "mirror" when aimed at your "heart", thus I coexist in your bedroom remotely in Spirit like I told you and Producer Toney. I can LITERALLY see you. Be Careful.


#Legacy

Congrats on your 10 listeners you won on BellGab...10 the first night...7 the second....2 the third...bwahahahha

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23417 on: August 07, 2020, 02:07:37 AM »
I think currently itís actually about a buck twentyfive.

Wow I just paid $100!!! But seriously, WORTH IT ;)

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23418 on: August 07, 2020, 03:18:17 AM »
This broad can't answer a straight-up legitimate query to save her life. So bored now.

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23419 on: August 07, 2020, 03:21:53 AM »
Congrats on your 10 listeners you won on BellGab...10 the first night...7 the second....2 the third...bwahahahha

They're tulpas, don't get too excited. Though, I bet they can all use an ellipsis properly, Brainiac. What is it, mang? Do you think you're projecting hip & edgy in some ineffably exquisite new way, or do you just think that language doesn't matter, that one can be as careless as they wish with verbiage, units, and spelling?
Try that with chemistry, let me know how well that works out for ya. More on. You know what the tragedy is, you'd be a cool dude, if you would ever bother to take the time to stop being an egregiously insipid idiot asshole.
Oh, but that's just my opinion, right? Let me know what Failkie thinks. I'm all a-flutter waiting for your fuckin' reports.

p.s. get a life

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23420 on: August 07, 2020, 08:43:15 PM »
COME ON!! YEAHH!!
Come Sail Away with Heather Tonight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1_JWS7rQQE

#AllSystemsGO!

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23421 on: August 07, 2020, 09:22:42 PM »
#Faggacy

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23422 on: August 07, 2020, 09:31:31 PM »

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23423 on: August 07, 2020, 11:00:25 PM »


#Legacy

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23424 on: August 07, 2020, 11:03:35 PM »


Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23426 on: August 08, 2020, 10:08:47 AM »
Come Sail Away with Heather Tonight!



#DominanceEstablished
#YouMayContinue
#SINSTARHUNGERS

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23427 on: August 09, 2020, 11:41:12 AM »
Come ON!!
One more stinkin day! YEAH!!

#HeatherIsTheWayTheLightAndTheLife

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23428 on: August 09, 2020, 12:57:52 PM »
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa3rBVb3v4g
...

RUBBY,

Far be it from me to attempt to direct your personal love life in regards to (Red), but hear I go anyway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyCkhPTU13w

is a much more appropriate musical selection of Beck's to use when trying to attract (Red)'s attention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-COVcMZL8E

This one is also good when attempting to promote a cute side project!

Clownus Primus, I send you wishes of joy and luck in your ongoing quest.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #23429 on: August 10, 2020, 01:04:37 AM »
Jeezus, have you considered laying off the mind altering chemicals Pubini? What little credibility you might have is destroyed by your bizarre mood swings.

I suspect many folks, like me, just skim over your flood of bullshit posts.

Going around drunk and throwing tantrums is no way to go through life son.