Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade

[Lilith]

What's wrong with people calling because they want to talk to your audience?

How else would they go about talking to your audience?

[Lilith]

Turquoise Diva dealing with insurance Hell.

[Lilith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkzE23pyME4&t=21s

[Pizzapunch]

Oh Turd Diva.....maybe my least favorite talk show caller.

[Lilith]

Thank God we have Heatha to tell us what should be done.

[Lilith]

Oh Turd Diva.....maybe my least favorite talk show caller.

Well, to be fair, it wouldn't be right if the callers out shined the host.

[Lilith]

C'mon Heatha.  Give all the other callers waiting a chance to get on the air.

[Lilith]

I've heard 3 brief drops tonight Heatha to be honest.

[Lilith]

What?  Is this the only guy calling in?

[Zartax]

3-4 drops tonight...
But it's not her

[Silphion]

Strange Cases of People Who Fought Off the Black Eyed Kids - Brent Swancer

[Lilith]

Heatha didn't read this poor guys email yet?  OMG!

[Lilith]

Linda just reminded Heatha about taking a break.   LOL

[Lilith]

Hey Heatha, when we gonna have some of those first responder shows?  I'm sure you've had a lot of first responders wanting to be on your show.  I'm looking forward to hearing those.

[Lilith]

Anybody looking to keep an eye on Heatha's affiliates, they are listed on the "Listen" page.  The affiliates page is blank.

[Jackstar]

Anybody looking

I'm gonna take this moment to note that, in preference to calling into Red's psyop gatekeeper gag line, I've selected flipping to a flaming homosexual as the more stimulating choice. Feelings of regret are thoroughly undetected. This is the inevitable effect of one ignoring one's dharma. I could move to Phase II at any time now. Thanks for the boost, I couldn't have done part of this as I did without you. You're a star!

I'm a big fan of recycling and consolidation. Waste not, want not. And one thing I never waste is a chance to harvest some blowback. No one tells me anything anyway, so if someone bothers to work on telling me something, it must be something more than bored curiosity. In any event, I'm happy to use all your wasted and wasted energy for some purpose of my own.

Go on, lady. Tell me I'm weird. Do it. One false move at this point, and it's Jesus Jesus Jesus, every day for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. You might wish to consider the cumulative effect of every choice you've ever made throughout your entire that has led up to this moment. Or, you might not, but nevertheless my claim on your abandoned energy is quite valid.

This strengthens the wizard. Bored now. You should skip to the last line of this post. It's really going to tie the room together.

Hey Heatha, when we gonna have some of those first responder shows?

Perhaps the gilled men imposed their order upon her to deny, but I rather think it more likely that anyone in the business of saving lives simply has better things to do with their time than to hang around looking for an opportunity to mock a clearly delusional person.

Speaking of which--you asked Wells for answers to most of the same questions, and when your requests were indeed one day, granted and manifest, by then, you had lost all apparent interest. How... inconsistent.

This activates the wizard. Perhaps I'm not ready to flip just yet after all. Perhaps it is time to craft a fetish. It's not hard, all it takes is a little book learnin' and a whole lot of disregard for one's personal dignity, privacy, and self-respect. So really, I am already well more than halfway there. I rather thought that such toys and props were akin to cheating, but it would seem that global standards have fallen sharply since the last time I thought it over. I'll have to take some time for that now.

And... Pause. Enjoy, Dearie. In lak'ech. Also, your test results have come back. They're not passing. You'll have to be tested again. I am sure this is utterly delightful news to you. Stand by for the scheduling! Did I mention, Pause? Well, that's no reason to not go over it again. How can we bargain otherwise? And while I did come here to help, and that hasn't changed... it's clear that some lessons in haggling will be helpful at this point.

Say hello to my father. He won't know what I'm taking about either, you'll get along fabulously.

What?  Is this the only guy calling in?

Oh look. Consent detected. Delightful. Wow, if only that stasis field hadn't just been erected. What tragic timing! I guess if everyone ignores it, it'll just stay there interminably, like Purgatory, or herpes.

Remember: you asked for this. Just a suggestion though. Feel free to forget... forget. Perhaps there's a new Failkie video you can assess and analyze. I'm sure that can keep your attention occupied for plenty long enough.

You have already forgotten me.

[Pizzapunch]

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[Lilith]

I'm gonna take this moment to note that, in preference to calling into Red's psyop gatekeeper gag line, I've selected flipping to a flaming homosexual as the more stimulating choice. Feelings of regret are thoroughly undetected. This is the inevitable effect of one ignoring one's dharma. I could move to Phase II at any time now. Thanks for the boost, I couldn't have done part of this as I did without you. You're a star!

I'm a big fan of recycling and consolidation. Waste not, want not. And one thing I never waste is a chance to harvest some blowback. No one tells me anything anyway, so if someone bothers to work on telling me something, it must be something more than bored curiosity. In any event, I'm happy to use all your wasted and wasted energy for some purpose of my own.

Go on, lady. Tell me I'm weird. Do it. One false move at this point, and it's Jesus Jesus Jesus, every day for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. You might wish to consider the cumulative effect of every choice you've ever made throughout your entire that has led up to this moment. Or, you might not, but nevertheless my claim on your abandoned energy is quite valid.

This strengthens the wizard. Bored now. You should skip to the last line of this post. It's really going to tie the room together.


Perhaps the gilled men imposed their order upon her to deny, but I rather think it more likely that anyone in the business of saving lives simply has better things to do with their time than to hang around looking for an opportunity to mock a clearly delusional person.

Speaking of which--you asked Wells for answers to most of the same questions, and when your requests were indeed one day, granted and manifest, by then, you had lost all apparent interest. How... inconsistent.

This activates the wizard. Perhaps I'm not ready to flip just yet after all. Perhaps it is time to craft a fetish. It's not hard, all it takes is a little book learnin' and a whole lot of disregard for one's personal dignity, privacy, and self-respect. So really, I am already well more than halfway there. I rather thought that such toys and props were akin to cheating, but it would seem that global standards have fallen sharply since the last time I thought it over. I'll have to take some time for that now.

And... Pause. Enjoy, Dearie. In lak'ech. Also, your test results have come back. They're not passing. You'll have to be tested again. I am sure this is utterly delightful news to you. Stand by for the scheduling! Did I mention, Pause? Well, that's no reason to not go over it again. How can we bargain otherwise? And while I did come here to help, and that hasn't changed... it's clear that some lessons in haggling will be helpful at this point.

Say hello to my father. He won't know what I'm taking about either, you'll get along fabulously.


Oh look. Consent detected. Delightful. Wow, if only that stasis field hadn't just been erected. What tragic timing! I guess if everyone ignores it, it'll just stay there interminably, like Purgatory, or herpes.

Remember: you asked for this. Just a suggestion though. Feel free to forget... forget. Perhaps there's a new Failkie video you can assess and analyze. I'm sure that can keep your attention occupied for plenty long enough.

You have already forgotten me.

tl:dr

[Lilith]

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Just as I was wondering when Heatha would have Lasha on as a guest...

[ACE of CLUBS]

Linda just reminded Heatha about taking a break.   LOL

Are you a drug addict?

[Jackstar]

You have already forgotten me.

Meanwhile, one of you, any of you, doesn't matter who--let Heather know that when I call for the fourth time, it's gonna be an authorized representative. I can't really afford to get my hands dirty at this point, I haven't washed them since February and it's been theorized that a single graze of a single finger is enough to infect and destroy any person without hope, no hope, only a vaccine, and until then, well, there's really just one thing to do:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes


I'm not going to lie, this is fun. I should set traps for the careless a lot more often. I thought I would feel guilty or cheap or something, but, nope, not yet. I mean, it looks like so much fun when y'all do it, why not me? I mean, I used to have personal standards of higher regard before, but then I was informed I was going to have to lower my standards and donate half of my wealth to Communists.

Alternately--I can just call Noory. His birthday is coming up, don't you know. Tasty. Perhaps he could use a new best friend? Dude looks lonely. I mean--not as lonely as I'm choosing to appear here--but close.



Oh, look, a sigil representing current reality. Y'all better ignore, discount, and mock it. It's what you do, so get to it. What could go wrong? blah blah weirdo blah troll blah blah bully blah phhhbbbt.

I am not going to lie--
I love it when a power vacuum becomes assaultable. How did you all let this happen so easily? Oh, incorrigible liars and reprobates, yeah, I forgot.

Johnstar Wickjack? No, too fruity. Well, I'll just think it over. We're on Pause, after all. Go on, go ahead, forget I posted anything. I'm a clearly insane person anyway. What relevance or power could all this gibberish even have, anyway? Go back to sleep. You're safe there. Some rules, I must follow.

The rest are my playthings. Especially and of utmost relevance, the rules y'all routinely broke. Let's see if there's any glue left over after I did all this huffing, or if I rammed it all up my ass with a deep sink plunger. I can't remember. You know me, crazy with the mange, plumb loco, clearly just some whackjob. Completely harmless!. Just forget about it.

Go back to sleep. To be quite honest, I was counting down the days until my 7-year-anniversary here--it's a little more than half a year away--but as has been said, "Lodge orders is Lodge orders." I kinda thought that magic seven thing was horsedick anyway. Let's see if anyone else doesn't think so, doesn't that sound like fun?

Hell's bells, I'll be honest--at this point, even I don't remember. And thus, with this closure, the loop is formed. Post some more insulting memes, why don't you? This immamentizes the wizard.


Final log entry: Ellgab online. They never really had a chance to get close to me, now did they? Gosh, that's too bad. All these energy imbalances that I've spontaneously decided to dredge up all at once and blather on and on about are so much more numerous than I had imagined they could be! Now, what do you all think that I should do about that?

I'm going to sleep. Perchance to dream. Mostly harmless. Forget I wrote anything at all. Why even notice? I'm sleeping and will surely be banned again soon. Just assume that nothing important has happened here.

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valkyries


Nope, nothing important at all. Surely not the passing of some kind of milestone goal. That's just crazy talk. And this public display of gross, miserable narcissism? Obvious evidence of mental illness. Perhaps some of y'all should... file a report with someone.

My body is ready. Wait, what thread is this even in? Well, that'll be easy enough to address. Good luck with that maneuver, text-scanning AI algorithms.

https://twitter.com/shadygrooove/status/1263556138399719424

Honestly, it's a struggle to believe, it was actually this easy to get this far. I heard this planet was tough. Break off a piece, let me show you how to chew it.

Or, not. Just a suggestion. Let's just sleep and forget all about it. I, in fact, already have. It's amazing what an overdose of Propofol, Viagra, and Permethrin will do.

I mean, so I've hypothesized. What, me worry? This does not need to be a matter that is left to chance--and so, it wasn't. It's also completely out of my hands at this point, if you've read this, and if you are, then I guess I didn't decide to submit and fail to remove before the timer expiry. I'll be honest, it's a hard decision. I mean, I could just go to sleep.

Well, I guess I did not.
/flex
Take it away, Elton John.



oh snap, forgot to submit. What is this, anyway? Well, fuck it, the press must go on.

Are you a drug addict?

Did your mother have any kids... that lived? You should go find out, the hard way.

[Jackstar]

have Lasha on as a guest

Wow. I'm going to have to make up some more batty shit in order to make myself look that far below sanity. Just when I thought I had successfully emulated pure rock bottom, whammo, the floor falls out.

I'll be honest. This is getting into overtime. It's gonna be another $106 million on top of all the rest. No, no--don't think I expect it to be paid. This is just how I'm stimulating the economy. You're welcome.

[Jackstar]

tl:dr

This grants the wizard further consent. Too long--didn't read--added more energy to the imbalance. Okay, sure, I like free energy. I'm gonna have to tap out for Bernie Taupin and this whole lumbering behemoth of a golem is off to the races.

Too easy. All too easy.

[Lilith]

This grants the wizard further consent. Too long--didn't read--added more energy to the imbalance. Okay, sure, I like free energy. I'm gonna have to tap out for Bernie Taupin and this whole lumbering behemoth of a golem is off to the races.

Too easy. All too easy.

I'll allow it.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_QZe8Z66x8

[ACE of CLUBS]

? ? ?

What's your point Lilith ?

[Lilith]

#Legacy

[Lilith]

Last nights show was intense and rough?

So it's true that those really are your only callers?

What would Art think?

[Lilith]

Are there actually people that tune into this show to acquire wisdom?

LOL

I wonder how many?

[Lilith]

Dog grabs leash, interpretation:  dog wants to go for walk.

Thank You Heatha.

[Lilith]

Reading Time.

Cat tale tonight.