Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade

[Lilith]

I thought the guest said she doesn't ask for specific things, that she just asks for growth.

[Lilith]

Heatha, the guest already answered that question.  She said happiness is a choice that you make.

[Lilith]

That's because Karma always wins.

[Lilith]

The guest is right.  That's why the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

[Lilith]

Good Lord, doesn't Heatha have any other person in her life besides Art?

[Lilith]

More like nobody else wanted to do Arts outdated show.

[Lilith]

You know what the guest is thinking about Heatha's "broken heart"...  she gonna be thinking that's your choice.

[Silphion]

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕠𝕗 ℕ𝕪𝕖 is comfort food for many a late night listener

[Lilith]

Candles and things might work to focus your mind, but the only tool you really have is your own mind.  Like the guest keeps saying...  "choice".

[Lilith]

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕠𝕗 ℕ𝕪𝕖 is comfort food for many a late night listener

MILLIONS.  Art handed her MILLIONS of late night listeners and subscribers, all around the world.

[Lilith]

Well, let's be honest, we all know Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy aren't real.

They are tools to convince children that imaginary friends are real, like learning to believe that God is real for example.

[Silphion]

Carpe noctem: enjoy the pleasures of the night

[Lilith]

So Heatha has an Altar to Art? 

No words.

[Lilith]

Art is still helping Heatha to get guests?

Praise MV!

[timebandit]

Well, let's be honest, we all know Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy aren't real.

They are tools to convince children that imaginary friends are real, like learning to believe that God is real for example.

why would anyone want to do that?..sounds diabolical

[Jackstar]

MILLIONS.  Art handed her MILLIONS of late night listeners and subscribers, all around the world.

Hold my sorcerer's hat and comically large barrel of tapped absinthe, the latter of which usually hangs from my neck, down and outwards intowards as many leveraged dimes happen to pass through its cross-section. The hat... well, it's a hat. I'd prefer to wear it non-stop, but I'm so hot that something like 87% of my synovial fluids are coming back down to molten from plasma. The large barrel, which is very much like one of those rescue casks that the St. Bernard's in the Alps are well-known to be the bearers of, is also something I would prefer not to wear non-stop, as it invariably results in simply too many requests anytime I draw a crowd, yet I must have this item removed from Our Holy Personage, as I'm about to perform an operation that would not result in optimal results, were I to be adorned in what amounts to an extremely dense singularity wrapped inside a fashionably designed and nano-constructed miniature kegerator.

I am using the word extremely dense here, and that word could also be used to describe the gent that I lifted that phrasing from, John B. Q. Wells. Hello, John. Once, I was but a student. (How old were you then? Like, fifty-eight?) Now, I am an actual Master of... well, Auto-didacticism? Sure the judges accept that. See John, what's happening here is that I've been absorbing enough coded data... packs? No, that sounds dump. Cod. Yes, cod. I would prefer Cod! But I digress, Kids--Jackstar just made up a new innovation for a very old technology, right in front of this old guy. Who? Oh, right. Him. Is he here yet? Jesus, what's tak... oh, right. How long is it going to take? What? It... depends? Okay, got it. Kids--not you Jesus, you're needed elsewhere, immediately, yes that's right--Jackstar just coined a new term, which he... okay, fine, He does, from time to time, but not lately, because really folks, it does seem rather a bit like I have invented everything at this point. Like Anya on Buffy. No, the other one. Alya? Is that the chick from Clan Of The Cave Bear who invented the sack, the shoelace, and the brassiere? Ewww, gross. Okay, we have to go the tape.



EDIT: Oh, I had such plans. However while in the midst of this illuminated text (it was gonna be five paragraphs, natch, and would have cured cancer in Sweden) some absolute piece of shit scumbag called me up, demanding, of all things, a flower delivery.

"Fuck you!" I shouted. But it was too late. Five hours had passed. Fuck Motherbuckerfucker. Son of a demonspawn mollusc humonculous must pay. I knew it was the mollusc. All the bitches had flown--we had already delivered the pups and sealed the invocation. This was no son of a bitch. No. This was far worse. Narwog. I don't have time for this. I have another birthday party in nine days.

Anyway, I might never finish this. It's hard to get back to WHEN SOME FUCKING SHIT BAG FUCKHEAD CUNTING DICKBAG FUCKERNUTTER BUTTER BUTT FUCK decides, oh, I'm gonna call on a Wednesday and then... shit. What day is it? Fuck! What time is it? OMFG WHAT YEAR IS IT?

Oh. 2020. Cool. /shades

Code Select Expand

Yeah, this sucks. I'll do better. I'll just stay in the tub. No way to target me there!

[timebandit]

Come on!
Somethings in the air!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1_OfmrPAfo

#HeatherRocks

[Silphion]

𝓔𝓷𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓻

[timebandit]

Yeahh! Lets do this!
time stands still til the intro!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARgiPJobKnE

#HeatherTime

[Catsmile]

So Heatha has an Altar to Art? 

No words.

# Explainz Her Bad Left Foot
#NaoYouKnowTheRestOfTheStory🦴☠🦴

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JVIUaqC0gM

[timebandit]

#Legacy

[AZZERAE]

He is busy being outraged at BLM protests atm.

Let's hope a molotov cocktail leaves him legally blind.

[Zartax]

Violence is not the answer. It is the question.

[AZZERAE]

Pacifism is a euphemism for suicide. Utilitarianism succeeds only in glorifying the wants of the herd at the expense of individual creativity. Since any majority is basically a mindless blob, it follows that any system that it would embrace would be anathema to a thinking person.

[Zartax]

Long sentences are the defense of the offensive.

[AZZERAE]

How about this one then: fuck you.

[timebandit]

Come on!
Friday is my day!
Yeahh!

#HeatherTime

[Silphion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWGaEKnUCHk&list=RDBWGaEKnUCHk&start_radio=1

[Lilith]

Come on!
Friday is my day!
Yeahh!

#HeatherTime

Well, I dunno how much Mandela Effect commentary I can listen to, but I'll try.

[timebandit]

#Legacy