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Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13620 on: August 06, 2019, 06:27:45 PM »
I know Brig.  That beast.  You had it almost perfect.   

Now that is a perfect illustration!  Note how the pitch rises when blown too hard, and how it falls away in the decay, like a dying wheeze?  You would be astonished how many professionals commit those faults to disc with nary a blush.

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13621 on: August 06, 2019, 06:36:36 PM »
I know Brig.  That beast.  You had it almost perfect.   

Mein Gott! Not only the reboot but also with awful recorder! Shame on you!

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13622 on: August 06, 2019, 06:37:02 PM »
On the other hand, people buy CD's (do they still buy CD's?) or otherwise pay for recordings featuring recorder players. Those players have an audience, and are paid for their appearances. The same can be said of certain hosts who talk (mostly about themselves.)

So long as people are willing to pay for the product, and there is an audience, there will be a show.

Much like your despised recorder (and the bagpipes)- there may not be any actual fans... But the droning will go on.

*I have to say that I was unaware that the recorder still was featured in anything approaching "professional" music. I assumed it had been relegated to elementary school band class...

I can assure you the music-buying public (yes, we exist, and we buy cds or flac downloads if we're serious) was not clamoring for another recording of the Telemann -- you might guess it was a recent disc by Il Giardino Armonico that prompted my wrath.  There is nothing remarkable about the a-minor suite among the dozens that amazingly survive except that it is for recorder.

His viola concerto suffers the same fate.  The symphony here rarely programs baroque music but, wouldn't you know it, the last baroque concert I went to saw them trot out that tired old thing (the opening even sounds tired and bored) to give the first violist a chance to shine -- violists always have a chip on their shoulders because they are usually failed violinists.


Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13623 on: August 06, 2019, 06:47:17 PM »
Recorder Gab?

Now that is not what I was expecting...................

I'm game though.



Pleae donít tell me this is originally a Scottish instrument. The bagpipes are bad enough. :o


Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13624 on: August 06, 2019, 07:24:13 PM »
#SuzieRottencrotchBlewTheBoysInstrumentsExceptYours...
#NoWoodwind4U@ArtisansBandCamp

#StillBurnsAfterAllTheseYears
#ButNotAsMuchAsTheBoysWhoWereBlown 



Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13625 on: August 06, 2019, 10:54:25 PM »

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13626 on: August 06, 2019, 11:10:59 PM »
"WATER BEARS"   lol


Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13627 on: August 06, 2019, 11:12:23 PM »
"WATER BEARS"   lol

Yeah.  What the hell is she talking about?   Jesus.

ALBRECHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13628 on: August 06, 2019, 11:16:53 PM »
"The Water Bears actually had a writing system and left us warnings about how they would eventually overcome humanity and occupy the earth!"


Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13630 on: August 06, 2019, 11:18:46 PM »
With bodily fluids similar to "anti-freeze" mixed into their blood and sperm....LOL


Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13632 on: August 06, 2019, 11:19:47 PM »
LOL!   OMG!  "Is that...is that REAL?" WTF HEATHER!?

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13633 on: August 06, 2019, 11:24:26 PM »
HAHAAAHAAAA!   Heater says no one can call UFO folks crazy anymore because these little "Bears" are REAL!    LOL !

"THIS IS BIG!  THIS IS REAL FOR ALL OF US FOR HUMANITY!" - Heather Wade



That's right hunny - Little Bears are REAL! They are really aliens disguised as stuffed animals but ITS OK!

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13634 on: August 06, 2019, 11:32:08 PM »
My Lord.  This is bad. 

Dietrich needs to add the old, worn out commercials on tape though.   Classy touch.  ::)


Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13635 on: August 06, 2019, 11:33:02 PM »
# Heater Wad Reading Ad Space.
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#AKA: SnakeOil
#WooTea

#ShezBecomingGorgchNorrie
#BecomingWhatYouHate

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13636 on: August 06, 2019, 11:35:34 PM »
"BLAND AND SOUP"   HEHEHEHE

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13637 on: August 06, 2019, 11:38:08 PM »
"SO CEREAL"   - "WE ARE HERE TOGETHER IN THE WIERD" - LOSER

"I JUST WANT TO GRAB HOLD OF IT AN RELISH EVERY MICROSECOND...WE HAVE A LOT OF TIME" - Heather Wade

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13638 on: August 06, 2019, 11:42:33 PM »
"7 foot tall shadow people in Indiana"  And Anne Rice Novels!!   >:(

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13639 on: August 06, 2019, 11:49:34 PM »
"Blacker than black" "Started with dreams"  "I was flying around watching everyone"

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13640 on: August 06, 2019, 11:52:31 PM »
So this asshole is a vampire?  Heather Wade: "Ugh HUH...MMGH HUMM"

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13641 on: August 07, 2019, 12:01:33 AM »
Sounds like Heather Wade prefers younger vampires...Douglas Dietrich is way low on her list of freaks !!

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13642 on: August 07, 2019, 12:06:38 AM »
"Must have a good cable for this to be so good"  - Heather Wade

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13643 on: August 07, 2019, 12:09:28 AM »
"I Won't say nothing" - Heather Wade

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13644 on: August 07, 2019, 12:13:51 AM »
This asshole is a fucking LIAR!  Lives with his parents but says all of them were hanging around the woods and the house....and he turned up the stereo and the lights (he is 40 years old now) and they never knew...then says his mother took him to a psych and he told her it was "Girlfriend" problems...mother was a respiratory therapist?   This asshole lies like Dietrich !!

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13645 on: August 07, 2019, 12:16:02 AM »
Story falls apart with his "friends" and college and high school girls and parents!!

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13646 on: August 07, 2019, 12:22:20 AM »
Sick campfire stories?  From these rich fucking assholes? 

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13647 on: August 07, 2019, 12:25:23 AM »
Dreams about railroad-tracks and murder!  Series of dreams...This fucking PUNK is LYING!!

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13648 on: August 07, 2019, 12:28:17 AM »
Dreams about railroad-tracks and murder!  Series of dreams...This fucking PUNK is LYING!!
I love the way he keeps comparing his "experiences" to scenes from popular movies

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13649 on: August 07, 2019, 12:30:02 AM »
"Witchy Woman" - Eagles

Fuck you Heather..I knew you were a witch a long time ago.