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Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13350 on: August 02, 2019, 05:35:59 PM »
Already happened

Karen no-showed because she lost interest after KON disappeared. Maybe recent events will bring her back out of her hole

Holy shit that is a lot of compensatory facial hair.

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13351 on: August 02, 2019, 05:50:11 PM »
I'm still unclear on the origins of this open-mouth-smiling thing. It's grotesque. What the actual fuck?

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13352 on: August 02, 2019, 05:50:18 PM »
Holy shit that is a lot of compensatory facial hair.
I'm still unclear on the origins of this open-mouth-smiling thing. It's grotesque. What the actual fuck?

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Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13353 on: August 02, 2019, 06:16:57 PM »
I'm still unclear on the origins of this open-mouth-smiling thing. It's grotesque. What the actual fuck?

I have actually considered this and believe it to be a form of peacocking designed to highlight the leanness of one's physiognomy by sharply delineating the buccal fat pad from the fully distended chin allowing for a fairly accurate assessment of bodyfat percentage from a view of the face alone.

What originated among sleek young instagrammers is here copied by puffy middle-aged clowns completely unaware of its purpose whose hairy slabs of cheek fat are thereby lifted and separated, exposing their proportionally rodentine dentition and yielding the grotesque results you remarked.


Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13354 on: August 02, 2019, 06:51:09 PM »
I have actually considered this and believe it to be a form of peacocking designed to highlight the leanness of one's physiognomy by sharply delineating the buccal fat pad from the fully distended chin allowing for a fairly accurate assessment of bodyfat percentage from a view of the face alone.

What originated among sleek young instagrammers is here copied by puffy middle-aged clowns completely unaware of its purpose whose hairy slabs of cheek fat are thereby lifted and separated, exposing their proportionally rodentine dentition and yielding the grotesque results you remarked.

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Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13356 on: August 02, 2019, 07:00:48 PM »
I have actually considered this and believe it to be a form of peacocking designed to highlight the leanness of one's physiognomy by sharply delineating the buccal fat pad from the fully distended chin allowing for a fairly accurate assessment of bodyfat percentage from a view of the face alone.

Which of Ian Punnett's half dozen chins would you base your measurements on ?

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13357 on: August 02, 2019, 07:06:23 PM »
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Baring the teeth in primates is usually interpreted as a threat or at least a statement of fitness and virility but I certainly don't rule out your interpretation in this case, to wit:  if the expression has the opposite effect and is persistently exhibited it may indeed convey the subconscious desires you suggest.




Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13358 on: August 02, 2019, 07:16:28 PM »
Which of Ian Punnett's half dozen chins would you base your measurements on ?

All of them, since I am sure the observed number of chins is a compounding factor, but you'd have to identify the "chin coefficient" to which the number serves as a multiplier.

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13359 on: August 02, 2019, 07:43:20 PM »
Baring the teeth in primates is usually interpreted as a threat or at least a statement of fitness and virility
In chimps it's known as the "fear grimace"

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13360 on: August 02, 2019, 08:17:18 PM »
Maybe a late-night catfight in the KNYE parking lot left her with a handful!

Two menopausal women battling it out sound completely rational.

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13361 on: August 02, 2019, 10:55:17 PM »
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Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13362 on: August 02, 2019, 10:55:31 PM »
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Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13363 on: August 02, 2019, 10:56:14 PM »
ABBA playing on the stream rn. EPIC.
"SOS"

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13364 on: August 02, 2019, 11:00:49 PM »
"SOS"

now my dick needs a real SOS, friction burned.

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13365 on: August 02, 2019, 11:01:04 PM »
Sick Groyper WTF

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13366 on: August 02, 2019, 11:02:14 PM »
Sick Groyper WTF

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Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13367 on: August 02, 2019, 11:02:22 PM »
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Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13368 on: August 02, 2019, 11:03:33 PM »
"All the subscriptions coming in"-  Heather Wade

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13369 on: August 02, 2019, 11:04:34 PM »
oh ffs moar phoney phone issues. god damn it, Heather!

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13370 on: August 02, 2019, 11:05:39 PM »
"All of the toys that people sent to me" - Heather Wade   (BBBBBRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH?)  All the BATTERIES!!!

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13371 on: August 02, 2019, 11:07:23 PM »
"All of the toys that people sent to me" - Heather Wade

sex toys no doubt. her ass isn't going fuck itself. she needs copious amounts of C batteries.

 

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13372 on: August 02, 2019, 11:07:34 PM »
"All of the toys that people sent to me" - Heather Wade   (BBBBBRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH?)  All the BATTERIES!!!

Did she get an air conditioner? Cuz I coulda made that happen for her. ;)

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13373 on: August 02, 2019, 11:07:50 PM »
"All of the toys that people sent to me" - Heather Wade

lewd!


Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13374 on: August 02, 2019, 11:08:24 PM »
Anything you want to talk about on UnScreened Open Lines tonight!

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13375 on: August 02, 2019, 11:09:33 PM »
Anything you want to talk about on UnScreened Open Lines tonight!

i need to know what her battery situation is.

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13376 on: August 02, 2019, 11:09:46 PM »
Here is where we ask her if she is going to "partner up" with Dietrich LOL  Her "secret admirer"?   Atlantis again?    pfffftttttt

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13377 on: August 02, 2019, 11:11:20 PM »
Here is where we ask her if she is going to "partner up" with Dietrich LOL

how does Aquino factor in? could be a dealbreaker.

Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13378 on: August 02, 2019, 11:12:27 PM »
i need to know what her battery situation is.

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Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« Reply #13379 on: August 02, 2019, 11:13:42 PM »
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