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Horrible movies that YOU like.

Started by ksm32, January 12, 2018, 01:30:57 AM

whoozit

Quote from: zeebo on February 01, 2018, 10:19:12 PM
The Beastmaster (1982)!  It's awful but c'mon, it's got the heroic exploits of Dar, with a youthful Tanya Roberts, plus ferrets!




I was going to post this one but you beat me to it you wily varmint.

Malabimba, the Malicious Whore - Italian-1979

  Exorcist ripoff where teenager Bimba is possessed by the spirit of Lucrezia (Borgia?).  After being possessed, she comes onto her father and also watches him have sex with his sister-in-law. Then she instigates a forbidden lesbian affair with the novitiate ( a lady waiting to become a nun) until the demon finally leaves her and enters the would-be nun.  Just about the sleaziest thing outside of porn that I've ever seen and there are hardcore porn inserts that the director claimed he didn't film but were inserted by the producers at the behest of Italian theater-owners.  One sleazy scene after another.  The ladies are all pleasing to look at so no disappointments there. If that is your bag then you won't be disappointed.  5 stars for entertainment value but 1 and a half stars for its merits as a serious film.










zeebo

Quote from: whoozit on February 03, 2018, 03:13:43 AM
I was going to post this one but you beat me to it you wily varmint.

I'm happy to share the credit with you, in the generous spirit of Dar, the Beastmaster! 

I'm a fan of B-movies like Beast Master and some of the MST3K movies as well.

As for modern horrible movies that I like, I like a lot of the Fast and Furious movies, especially the first several. It got me into working on motorcycles. I don't own a single car, but I have a stable of motorcycles I like to tinker with, thanks to the movies.



Darth Vader

does watching falkie's videos count?? i am asking for a friend


Chine

Quickly as I slip into my VerSAYS (heh) as we have a special occasion tonight.

Showgirls





Linda Blair in Rollerboogie




Jaws 3 - Especially when Bess Armstrong freaks out, ‘THAT wasn’t our shark! It’s the shark’s mother!’


scentless

I miss the Netflix 5 star system. #1 Goto all 1 star horror films. #2 Watch with someone you love. I'm talking about Zombeavers, and my personal favorite, Birdemic. Birdemic is the biggest pile of shit I've ever seen next to Cannibal Campout which I rented on VHS around 1990. Glorious.

scentless

I shouldn't fail to mention that Birdemic was more believable than any word that ever exited the mouth of Richard C. Hoagland including and up to the word, "the."

Chine

Quote from: scentless on November 24, 2018, 04:33:09 PM
I shouldn't fail to mention that Birdemic was more believable than any word that ever exited the mouth of Richard C. Hoagland including and up to the word, "the."

Just googled Birdemic and that looks one to check out. Going to see if it’s still on Netflix.

scentless

Do anything you must to find Birdemic. You will not be disappointed. I believe there are sequels. That was the last horrible piece of crap I watched with my Dad, who also loved this trash. He even started following the star on twitter. I'm not on Twitter. My dad literally said to himself he needed to follow this shitty actor/director which is very unlike Dad. Dad appreciated the fine arts.

Start here:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1316037/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4

Alan Bagh was the guy he followed.

MV/Liberace!

Up The Academy starring Ralph Macchio.






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