BELLGAB WILL BE CLOSING SOON!

[gnooryblows]

GAS! GAS! GAS!

[Fyodor Gutman]

I was also a prom king. Do you really want to keep playing this game with me?

You have failed. Own your failure.

[Swishypants]

[gnooryblows]

I was also a prom king. Do you really want to keep playing this game with me?

You have failed. Own your failure.

ok, you're right. i admit it. you have me beat. i wasn't prom king. i dropped out of HS at 15 lol.

[gnooryblows]

all hail king damon, championship highschool soccer player and former prom king

[Swishypants]

all hail king damon, championship highschool soccer player and former prom king

https://youtu.be/6u7RsW5SAgs

[Swishypants]

BITCHES!


https://youtu.be/u94yWGkoA6o

[Swishypants]

PONYBOY! You can come back, but you will never be "One of the Boys." You have to sit in the corner with the other girls, but you only have to suck our dicks on New Years Eve.

[gnooryblows]

i think damon ran away again. he gets emotionally effected.
dude, damon, look bro. you don't have to be so emotionally uptight about this stuff. just come back. nobody gives a damn.

[Swishypants]

i think damon ran away again. he gets emotionally effected.
dude, damon, look bro. you don't have to be so emotionally uptight about this stuff. just come back. nobody gives a damn.

I think he's the real "Lucas." He was a great Soccer Player, but Charlie Sheen talked him into sodomy and he was just never the same after that. He didn't rape him. He TALKED him into trying it once! The shame is there forever. After Sheen shot his load up in his ass, he asked when it was his turn and Charlie just walked off laughing.

[gnooryblows]

the thing about damon is once i said something to him that upset him so much that he deleted his whole fucking youtube channel and supposedly quit bellgab forever. ok. so i started sending him all of these messages like "bro, just chill. everything is cool, we can be friends" and stuff. these were private messages, even though everyone thinks im a huge douche, sometimes im nice. i was like "bro, we can talk. if you are having troubles and stuff you can talk about them. i'm willing to listen or whatever" and stuff like that. i said him like a whole bunch of these really nice, supportive messages. and then what happens? all of the sudden his youtube channel comes back up and he uploads this fucking video TRASHING me just saying all of these things about me and how he is quitting bellgab lol (i posted the video earlier in the thead). it was fucking retarded. so whatever. the truth of the matter is that damon is no victim. he is an emotionally unstable person and he gets angry by people he perceives as being better than him or having something that he doesn't. he WANTS desperately to be respected and whatnot, and he gets resentful when something or someone, by virtue of their very existence, reminds him why he is NOT respected (in this case, prob me talking about how looks are really important earlier).

it's pathetic, but he is no victim. i will tell him now as i always tell him, damon, just come back and be nice bro. i will be reasonably nice to you if you are reasonably nice to me. but i know that he really isn't interested in any of this. he just wants to whine and complain and insult people and try to convince himself that he is somehow better than them all whatever.

[Swishypants]

I ain't reading that. Too long.

[gnooryblows]

I think he's the real "Lucas." He was a great Soccer Player, but Charlie Sheen talked him into sodomy and he was just never the same after that. He didn't rape him. He TALKED him into trying it once! The shame is there forever. After Sheen shot his load up in his ass, he asked when it was his turn and Charlie just walked off laughing.

maybe. i think he's more like the pinnochio of people. pinnochio wants to be a real boy, damon wants to be like a real human. he knows that he is somehow deficient and "less than" everyone else, but he doesn't understand why and he doesn't want to face it. i had a friend like him in college. i had gone to middleschool and the small bit of highschool i went to with this kid, and i knew he was tortured, so i took him under my wing. he was fat, studdered, had droopy eyes and was all goofy looking. he looked like he had downsyndrome or something. so i would take him with me to parties, and i would let him come to this place i ran at night where all of the college girls came up to. and it was fun. when people would give him too much shit i would tell them to back off. occasionally i managed to get a woman to make out with him or let him feel up her boobs (without paying them). but the truth is that the kid was severely autistic. HE NEVER KNEW IT THOUGH. he had no concept of this. he thought he was a normal person. one day we went to the chilis and he flipped out at a waitress we had gone to highschool with over NOTHING and i started saying "Bro, you got fucking aspergers, you gotta chill" and i kept saying it cuz yeah, i was a little agitated. he went home and asked his parents if he had aspergers and it turned he was diagnosed with autism when he was a kid but his parents had kept it from him. this kid had gone his whole life being severely deficient, really, but thinking he was "just like everyone else".

my only point is that these people generally know on some level that something is off about them, but they fool themselves into thinking that they're actually normal people and they sit on all of this rage and vitriol and hatred and it's really pretty ugly.

[gnooryblows]

I ain't reading that. Too long.

read em or don't read em bro, it dont matter to me.

[gnooryblows]

that kid used to watch horror movies with me, and even in the theater when the killer came to strangle the girls or whatever i'd see him start rocking back forth and muttering "yeah, yeah, kill the bitch! kill the bitch!" under his breath.

people think tards are nice, cute, cuddly fun things, but in fact they're really vicious, full of rage and hatred and teetering on the edge of violence all of the time.

[Swishypants]

that kid used to watch horror movies with me, and even in the theater when the killer came to strangle the girls or whatever i'd see him start rocking back forth and muttering "yeah, yeah, kill the bitch! kill the bitch!" under his breath.

people think tards are nice, cute, cuddly fun things, but in fact they're really vicious, full of rage and hatred and teetering on the edge of violence all of the time.

Tards got massive strength, huge cocks, and raging sex drives. They are basically T-800 Rape Machines.

[gnooryblows]

Tards got massive strength, huge cocks, and raging sex drives. They are basically T-800 Rape Machines.

yeah that's what im sayin'. like people give me shit for just sayin' what it is, you know? i used to open my home to them because i felt bad for them, before i saw the massive evil that dwells inside of them. they're nothing pure or special or worthwhile.

[Swishypants]

yeah that's what im sayin'. like people give me shit for just sayin' what it is, you know? i used to open my home to them because i felt bad for them, before i saw the massive evil that dwells inside of them. they're nothing pure or special or worthwhile.

The Romans used to oil them up and set them on fire and let them run into the enemy lines to break their formations and give them all prostate orgasms before they burned to death. The Tards were re-usable for at least two battles. Amazing creatures.

[Fyodor Gutman]

Imagine sitting all alone (before your "shift" picking through chicken bones and other refuse) sobbing, masturbating furiously, writing these sad, forelorn, gushy posts to unresponsive lovers on Bellgab, a pitiful life laid bare for harsh scrutiny.

I own a company and employ 300 people. I make more money than you can ever imagine, you fucking unemployed, pot-smoking, stamp-collecting, paint-huffing, pear-shaped wimp.

[Swishypants]

Imagine sitting all alone (before your "shift" picking through chicken bones and other refuse) sobbing, masturbating furiously, writing these sad, forelorn, gushy posts to unresponsive lovers on Bellgab, a pitiful life laid bare for harsh scrutiny.

I own a company and employ 300 people. I make more money than you can ever imagine, you fucking unemployed, pot-smoking, stamp-collecting, paint-huffing, pear-shaped wimp.

What? I don't own a company. I made my money and am set for life now. Have fun paying taxes shit-for-brains!

[ItsOver]

"not available in Oklahoma"
This might be the first time Okies got something right.

Maybe Del Taco believes OK has one turkey too many.


http://youtu.be/3wQJEYlgIVM

[gnooryblows]

Imagine sitting all alone (before your "shift" picking through chicken bones and other refuse) sobbing, masturbating furiously, writing these sad, forelorn, gushy posts to unresponsive lovers on Bellgab, a pitiful life laid bare for harsh scrutiny.

I own a company and employ 300 people. I make more money than you can ever imagine, you fucking unemployed, pot-smoking, stamp-collecting, glue-sniffing, pear-shaped wimp.

not only that, you were on a championship soccer team in highschool.

look dude first of all you are lying, but whatever, second of all that's fine. i have no respect for it personally. i have respect for strength, health, intelligence, personal fortitude, resilience, ability to survive and adapt, things like that. the stuff you're saying like "oooooh i own a company with 300 people" like that just makes me think you are weak and overly dependent on the monetary system. even in my little business that i do now, i am still super surprised that i am living this way, at this point. it wasn't THAT long ago that i was genuinely homeless and genuinely WAS picking through trash just to find food BECAUSE I WAS HUNGRY. to me, that is still life. that will always be life. this little faggot business venture that i have now? this is weakness. like this is not something im proud of. i do it because i have found it to be rather enjoyable and there's no doubt that money confers comfort and now i can live indoors during this freezing winter rather than be outside dealing with fires that dehydrate the shit out of me, and making sure i don't get wet, and making sure my weapons are always at the ready in case someone comes and tries to fuck me, rob me, murder me or eat me and stuff like that. but it definitely isn't even something that i respect about myself.

making it monetarily in the world is nothing to respect yourself over. making it without money because you're strong enough and smart enough and resilient enough is something to respect IMO.

i guess we just have very different perceptions and experiences, that's all. all i'm saying is that you don't have to try to tell me all of this stuff to impress me. like i don't care about any of it bro. whatever threat you feel from me honestly is imaginary in your mind.

[gnooryblows]

also once you are homeless and stuff like that the idea of sitting on bellgab all day and just shooting the shit with people on the internet, and shitposting, actually seems like THE DEFINITION OF WINNING lmfao. so everytime i have a day like today where i spent most of my time here and didn't do much else? i say to myself "wow, i have won" rather than "wow, i have lost". and to be honest with you, even though i don't have too much to do with it, the free time that my little business affords me is definitely much more of a "win" than anything else. it's fucking awesome being able to do whatever i want with most of my time. even when i was homeless i had to spend most of my time making preparations so that i didn't die in bad weather, or hunting for food, or just resting weary bones (sounds like free time but when you're so sore and cold and hungry it's not, it's just painful). fucking indoor people honestly have a totally different and really the most warped perceptions of things to me.

i hear you guys say stuff like "ooooh you sit inside all day and eat cheetos, you loser" and i'm like "OMFG THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF WINNING".

[gnooryblows]

when you are out in the cold, and the cold is fucking EVERYWHERE and you CANNOT GET AWAY FROM IT, and your very existence is a crime because of vagrancy laws, and everything you have to eat tastes like shit and is unsatisfying, the idea of someone actually DISPARAGING a lifestyle of sitting in front of your computer in a warm house and eating cheetos in your underwear is INSANE.

but lo, this is how fucking indoor people think about shit.

[gnooryblows]

and indoor people think that nothing ever happens. if you tell an indoor person that someone tried to rape you in the butt in the woods they're like "ooooh, he is crazy or making it up" because in their worlds everything works fine and smoothly and nothing ever happens. every day is routine. every day is the same. every day is safe. they never have need to wake up out of their trance.

i remember one time i was shot at by this guy who was on drugs or whatever and i remember trying to tell some indoor people about it and they like didn't fucking believe me. like i fucking hallucinated it or something. go spend a couple years out on the fucking streets or in the woods and you will have tons of stories like that cuz that's how the world really is.

and then when you try to tell indoor people about how the world really is, they'll tell you that "you're an asshole" and "you're evil" or whatever, because they're obsessed with this fake sentimentality that exists because they're so disconnected with nature.

[gnooryblows]

AND then they'll actually fucking bitch about nature and how "beautiful and magical and noble and pure" it is and tell you how they're "environmentalists" and shit like that, and if you don't get on board with their environmentalism then you're a rotten piece of shit to them. lmfao but these people have spent their entire lives indoors apart from a few camping trips. they don't know the first fucking thing about nature and if they did they would know that everything in nature, EVERYTHING wants to eat them in one way or another.

[Swishypants]

Maybe Del Taco believes OK has one turkey too many.


http://youtu.be/3wQJEYlgIVM

They serve TATER-TOTS as "Mexi-Fries." You can't get more Autistic than that!

[gnooryblows]

The Romans used to oil them up and set them on fire and let them run into the enemy lines to break their formations and give them all prostate orgasms before they burned to death. The Tards were re-usable for at least two battles. Amazing creatures.

lmfao i almost missed this post. this one made me literally lol. is this historically accurate?

[Swishypants]

lmfao i almost missed this post. this one made me literally lol. is this historically accurate?

Praetor as FUCK!

[Gd5150]

The Romans used to oil them up and set them on fire and let them run into the enemy lines to break their formations and give them all prostate orgasms before they burned to death. The Tards were re-usable for at least two battles. Amazing creatures.

https://youtu.be/OkzaOwAmDmA