Coast-to-Coast is not Playboy Radio. But...
This month, it was all about Hooters, "spin-the-bottle", and "beautiful women in bikinis".
After the "beautiful women in bikinis" mention, I have abstained from Coast on George nights.
In the past, listeners' ears were graced with:
Sexy demons, send some. (how did that work out, George?)
Send photos (female fans)
"Pretty and fun" (marriage wrecking) nude model Elizabeth Montgomery
"Gorgeous" LA women
Flirting with a 22-year old guest
Being (married at the time and) in love with the MTV ZZ Top actresses
Swedish women
The Splash mermaid
Tattooed ex's
The famous gaming model
"Travelin' Man"
Sandra Bullock (no mention of her gravity-defying hairdo, though...)
Caller-Brenda-I'm-George-And-I'm-lonely
Caller-Candy-I-George-Am-A-Tease-Just-Asking-For-A-Stalker
The Daily Single George Noory spread
Nude model Lisa Rinna "I've seeeeen her around!"
Nude model Marilyn Monroe, who he considers an example of "good taste in women" despite her morals
The "attractive" actress who texts him
The stripper story in which the only thing he cared about was, "Well, uh, did she ever post a photo?"
A female caller who he lamented did not send a photo
Elvira "return without your brothers"
Nude model 25-year old Miley Cyrus
The (underweight, dehydrated, 10-day colon cleansing) Victoria's Secret panty (and recently nude) models
Flirting with (married) nude model Jessica Hall
Phrases to Whitley Strieber such as, "What does she look like, that is the question!"
Saying "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"
Saying he takes a Vegas vacation whenever he plays a certain bumper song
Burlesque dancers, described in detail
Ridiculing old people and people with dental problems (with his mush mouth!)
Panty model Christina Ferrari
Playboy panty model Yvette Vickers
Flirting with Playboy Nude model and animal rights activist Pam Anderson
Flirting with (engaged, at the time) panty model Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lusting for a "cave women"
Talking about pretty girls on tarot cards
Talking about making a young, breathy caller his "French correspondent"
It is really hard to believe George even has a stalker. Who would want to date a man who's always going on about the sex appeal of many sundry nude or panty models, one of whom was found mummified in her home long after her death...?! And, who would want to date a man who calls on sexy demons even though he already claims to have a stalker?! And who wants to date a man with a stalker. Like, where would you go..?
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