BUYING BellGab. YES I'm seriously considering...

[coaster]

As I said I have 'play' money so why not to do something to have fun with it, besides as I also said I have few ideas how to MAKE BellGab GREAT AGAIN.
I will make sure that this will not be money losing enterprise,..at minimum to brake even.
That way I will also give full time job to one of the young computer gigs and I will have fun at the same time, sort of domino effect..and you guys will love it new added features that will make it fun and 'triggering' experience.

If you want to make this site great again, create a decent radio program so people have something to talk about.

[PB the Deplorable]

When BellGab dies, it will also be the end of Falkie' career whatever that is

[CozyRozie]

If you want to make this site great again, create a decent radio program so people have something to talk about.

I will get bobo17 to handle talks with that old goat AB. lol

[Lilith]

When BellGab dies, it will also be the end of Falkie' career whatever that is

It's too bad George refuses to understand that.

[Dyna-X]

If you want to make this site great again, create a decent radio program so people have something to talk about.

Was just gonna say, a better investment would be DMRN. Could trigger even moar people, ban Art - even the voice over segments, and have Heather as a mouthpiece. Can you imagine the chan folks with their own radio network? It would be great!

[Norm]

When BellGab dies, it will also be the end of Falkie' career whatever that is

[CozyRozie]

LOL

[heater]

BTW,
This amount $48,300 probably includes yearly expense of keeping Falkie alive, his hovel, his food and food his cats rats.

Your maths is correct. As far as "industry experts" I asked all 3 and they assured me they were legit.  One even showed me a diploma from RV school.  They saw this thread well before it appeared.

Good luck, I hope everything works out New MV!

[Dateline]

You might want to cash in/crap out on Falkies YouTube station, too.  He is a star waiting to explode on theTubes.

[sendafan2013]

If my neighbor's internet will stay online i would make offer to buy bellgab at $15,001 US dollars.  My cousin could be htmler and I will do google.  we has to make bellgab greater again.

[Happier Times are Coming]

When BellGab dies, it will also be the end of Falkie' career whatever that is

IF..MV does agree to sell Bellgab
well, you understand he "weathered" Art fizzling out...
NO PROBLEM..right ?
so, I would bet a YUGE sum of money Falkie has a month or two before he CRAPS OUT...takes a dirt nap...croaks...goes to that big Group Home for Village Idiots...
(surmising he had hacked successfully Falkie's medical records and the Fat Ass had a few months to live)
everybody knows Falkie is the only thing keeping Bellgab going and thus MV in diaper money

[21st Century Man]

IF..MV does agree to sell Bellgab
well, you understand he "weathered" Art fizzling out...
NO PROBLEM..right ?
so, I would bet a YUGE sum of money Falkie has a month or two before he CRAPS OUT...takes a dirt nap...croaks...goes to that big Group Home for Village Idiots...
(surmising he had hacked successfully Falkie's medical records and the Fat Ass had a few months to live)
everybody knows Falkie is the only thing keeping Bellgab going and thus MV in diaper money

Nah, Hoagie and Trump keep Bellgab alive along with Falkie.

[Dyna-X]

IF..MV does agree to sell Bellgab
well, you understand he "weathered" Art fizzling out...
NO PROBLEM..right ?
so, I would bet a YUGE sum of money Falkie has a month or two before he CRAPS OUT...takes a dirt nap...croaks...goes to that big Group Home for Village Idiots...
(surmising he had hacked successfully Falkie's medical records and the Fat Ass had a few months to live)
everybody knows Falkie is the only thing keeping Bellgab going and thus MV in diaper money

This site is amazing in its own right. Its beyond anything a fiction writer could come up with in their wildest dreams. Kind of a hub between chan, the intelligence community, assorted whackos, grifters and drifters. Kind of like the bar on Star Wars, but with paranormal in the cracks in the wall.

I would think that even if you had a million to plunk down on the site, there would be some kind of other-worldly test of worthiness to be the new leader. Therefore, we must praise MV for now as he's been the only one to pass the test.

[zeebo]

the current valuation on BellGab.com according to industry experts were sitting right around $48,300.  Remember that is for the domain alone, the forum had a value add boost of approximately $21,750.  Good Luck, I recommend starting higher than that, remember iHeart radio still is in business and owns a misting fountain

I assume those values are in bellgab bucks.  Someone please forward the current exchange rate to my accountant.

[mikuthing01]

everybody knows Falkie is the only thing keeping Bellgab going and thus MV in diaper money

Aren't MV's kids out of diapers yet, why does he need the steady supply of diaper money?

unless...

[Happier Times are Coming]

Aren't MV's kids out of diapers yet, why does he need the steady supply of diaper money?

unless...

some kids breast feed and use diapers until the age of 16 (see Falkie)
has other babies... his wife is unaware of
MV uses
...could be any or all the above

[CozyRozie]

Your maths is correct. As far as "industry experts" I asked all 3 and they assured me they were legit.  One even showed me a diploma from RV school.  They saw this thread well before it appeared.

Good luck, I hope everything works out New MV!

LOL,
Holy Falkie, you spooked me.
I'm looking at the post,I'm recognizing the "quoted post" but I don't recognize the name .. NEW MV ..??
I'm thinking, what the falkie ,what's going on here, it took me good several seconds to figure it out, good job,lol
yes I was thinking that in place of saying 'fuck' we can clean up a bit and meme this version and say 'falkie' 
at the end probably means same thing anyways but it sounds more..hmm.. 'bellgabbish'

Let's try it now, fuck you -or- falkie you , you fucking asshole -or- you falkie asshole
lol, I don't know about the last version, brings awful optical images ha ha, but maybe because it's something new, fuck this falkie this
But think about it for a second, will you insult someone more by typing "fuck you asshole " or by "falkie you asshole"

If someone called me "you fucking asshole" I would be able to deal with it and reason it out, but if they call me "you falkie asshole" I think I would get devastated,lol
Besides by using 'falkie' in place of 'fuck' you can used it in public in front of your children on George's or Art's fb page and nobody would give a fuck about it.
You can call Heather and say it live on her show.. "Heather you don't know what the falkie you are talking about", and she would not cut you off.
I think it has potential..



lol, back to the topic, if falkie Senda is part of the package I think I need to hire second lawyer before I proceed, this brings very heavy element into the equation

[CozyRozie]

This site is amazing in its own right. Its beyond anything a fiction writer could come up with in their wildest dreams. Kind of a hub between chan, the intelligence community, assorted whackos, grifters and drifters. Kind of like the bar on Star Wars, but with paranormal in the cracks in the wall.

I would think that even if you had a million to plunk down on the site, there would be some kind of other-worldly test of worthiness to be the new leader. Therefore, we must praise MV for now as he's been the only one to pass the test.

Actually very well summarized indeed, lol 

[albrecht]

This site is amazing in its own right. Its beyond anything a fiction writer could come up with in their wildest dreams. Kind of a hub between chan, the intelligence community, assorted whackos, grifters and drifters. Kind of like the bar on Star Wars, but with paranormal in the cracks in the wall.

I would think that even if you had a million to plunk down on the site, there would be some kind of other-worldly test of worthiness to be the new leader. Therefore, we must praise MV for now as he's been the only one to pass the test.

This whole comment is top-right material and spot-on. I never seen a better description of the weirdness/greatness of BG.

[chefist]

This whole comment is top-right material and spot-on. I never seen a better description of the weirdness/greatness of BG.

I agree...we all add a tiny bit of filth to the morass.   

[Norm]

This site is amazing in its own right. Its beyond anything a fiction writer could come up with in their wildest dreams. Kind of a hub between chan, the intelligence community, assorted whackos, grifters and drifters. Kind of like the bar on Star Wars, but with paranormal in the cracks in the wall.

I would think that even if you had a million to plunk down on the site, there would be some kind of other-worldly test of worthiness to be the new leader. Therefore, we must praise MV for now as he's been the only one to pass the test.

It reminds me of the early days of newsgroups when moderation didn't exist. Alt.fan.art-bell (http://www.psicounsel.com/afabinfo.html) was a mixture of pure insanity and some of the best writing you could imagine. The birthplace of flame wars extremus, the world was anybody's oyster for the taking. BellGab, GeorgeNoorySucks, etc., is in reality a modern spinoff of those early newsgroups who, like BellGab, were and are today a compilation of freeform thought and opinion. Tim Hill, Geezer, Skepticult, and many, many more, all icons from another time and another dimension.

[Designx]

If it weren't for Trump and Falkie there wouldn't be much of any worth here.

[Norm]

If it weren't for Trump and Falkie there wouldn't be much of any worth here.

Everything has a life and a death. Everything changes, nothing is forever except falkie's pizza....

[chefist]

If it weren't for Trump and Falkie there wouldn't be much of any worth here.

Falkie/Trump...Kathy/Melania...

[MV/Liberace!]

This site is amazing in its own right. Its beyond anything a fiction writer could come up with in their wildest dreams. Kind of a hub between chan, the intelligence community, assorted whackos, grifters and drifters. Kind of like the bar on Star Wars, but with paranormal in the cracks in the wall.

I would think that even if you had a million to plunk down on the site, there would be some kind of other-worldly test of worthiness to be the new leader. Therefore, we must praise MV for now as he's been the only one to pass the test.

[ItsOver]

If it weren't for Trump and Falkie there wouldn't be much of any worth here.

"That's true!"

[Dateline]

I may be getting a bad vibe. . Do we really know who these folks ars?

[heater]

lol, back to the topic, if falkie Senda is part of the package I think I need to hire second lawyer before I proceed, this brings very heavy element into the equation

You are already doing falkie fantastic!

Speaking of the very heavy element, be glad you aren't paying by the pound or else that number would have tripled!

[chefist]

You are already doing falkie fantastic!

Speaking of the very heavy element, be glad you aren't paying by the pound or else that number would have tripled!

Would BellGab cost less if we paid in Canadian dollars?

[CozyRozie]

It reminds me of the early days of newsgroups when moderation didn't exist. Alt.fan.art-bell (http://www.psicounsel.com/afabinfo.html) was a mixture of pure insanity and some of the best writing you could imagine. The birthplace of flame wars extremus, the world was anybody's oyster for the taking. BellGab, GeorgeNoorySucks, etc., is in reality a modern spinoff of those early newsgroups who, like BellGab, were and are today a compilation of freeform thought and opinion. Tim Hill, Geezer, Skepticult, and many, many more, all icons from another time and another dimension.

yEaH.. , BUT WHEN I READ post by gnooryblows -the turds collector- (and see attached picture of shit floating in the toilet) I somehow don't feel amused.
And at that moment I wish /not for The "freedom thought" Police to intervene/ but for the /"good taste" Police/ on BellGab to intervene. 
In my humble opinion there is a benefit of such an organ. 
Good taste assures ..that the shit doesn't enter the equation. 
But not everyone knows that 2+2=4