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I AM RECORDING THIS! HAAAAAHAAAAA
The Queen presented herself to me in a Tantric way. She's like 95 years old dude. Cripes.
What? Moon dreamt that he boinked Queen Elizabeth? Jesus. Suddenly this is getting interesting.
The guy is so damn boring. I'd rather listen to the dude at the Sherwin-Williams counter talk about Semi-Gloss Van Dyke Brown.
OMG this is bizarre!
This is just a hint of what may be coming from these two..
He'd break out in hives
Grapefruit already broke out in sympathy. My hand to God. Time travel is a Heaven of a diagnostic tool.
Jackstar/Metron
Hey Jack, that pixie or fairy or whatever it is looks like it is confronting people with her vagina.
PLOT TWIST: Metron2267 is actually me from the future. What a concept! How did I not think of this before? Oh, right: a time traveler with psychotronic weaponry. This would, in fact, explain everything.REALITY: My penis is much much much bigger than hers. So no dice.
But is your penis bigger than the state of Florida?
I have requested the US Coast Guard to investigate
Can't do a 14 hour show because he has an appointment with his psychologist. We know what the topic of the day will be.