For my money, if you ever want to feel like you're doing some actual damage to some actual phantasms, you can't do nothing better with your money than getting bang for your buck with the legendary Browning Auto 5.
Some assembly required. Use as directed. Don't blame me if your shoulder throbs like you've been impotently finger banging pussy for an hour after hitting with it twice; pack a spinach lunch for your 2day bender at the range, Popeye.