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« Reply #660 on: September 02, 2019, 05:20:22 PM »
Ha! ;D Well, the weird, creepiness factor was getting up there.  Even for BellGab.  Praise rratsmounting001!

Praise rratsmounting001!

Sew Say We ALL!

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« Reply #661 on: September 03, 2019, 01:03:57 AM »

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« Reply #662 on: September 03, 2019, 01:06:17 AM »
We use litter "pads"

Could these pads be suitably used to suffocate my wife's cats? I'm just looking to brainstorm this thing here.

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« Reply #663 on: September 03, 2019, 01:09:23 AM »

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« Reply #664 on: September 04, 2019, 08:22:33 PM »
Could these pads be suitably used to suffocate my wife's cats? I'm just looking to brainstorm this thing here.
It would take some finagling.  Not the easiest way.

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« Reply #665 on: September 16, 2019, 12:13:12 AM »
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Reply #82487 on: Today at 22:10:09

I'm really not firing on all cylinders lately. I apologize to my legion of adoring fans.

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« Reply #666 on: September 16, 2019, 01:13:05 AM »

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« Reply #667 on: September 17, 2019, 12:37:13 AM »
I'm really not firing on all cylinders lately. I apologize to my legion of adoring fans.
Says reply #666...

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« Reply #668 on: September 17, 2019, 12:43:57 AM »
I once went to local beach and dug up a bucket of sand for cat litter.

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« Reply #669 on: February 08, 2020, 03:19:48 AM »
One time I beat off to my own ass.
One time, I beat off on your ass.
Holy shit that was you?!

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« Reply #670 on: February 11, 2020, 06:57:18 PM »

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« Reply #671 on: February 12, 2020, 09:52:58 AM »
I once dipped the tip of my diznick in this dude's whipskey when he nipped off to have a slash. No one told him, but everybody saw me do it, and they all chuckled to themselves when he returned and took a sip.

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« Reply #672 on: February 12, 2020, 12:36:12 PM »
I once dipped the tip of my diznick in this dude's whipskey when he nipped off to have a slash. No one told him, but everybody saw me do it, and they all chuckled to themselves when he returned and took a sip.
Would you be surprised if someone were to "react aggressively" in response to such activities?  There's "funny-jokes" and then there's "funny-now my bottom teeth  protrude out of my mouth at weird angles". 

Now if someone passes out in the middle of a party, "teabags away" my friend, but if I went to take a leak and some dude swished his smegma encrusted glans in my drink at a party. Fucking right I'd be pissed.

Be careful mein.

peace
Hog

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« Reply #673 on: February 12, 2020, 02:09:25 PM »
smegma encrusted glans

pudenda immaculate

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« Reply #674 on: February 13, 2020, 09:10:26 AM »
pudenda immaculate
EVERY penis is to be considered smegma encrusted regardless of actual smegma content. 

"Smegma" reason number one to perform the "belly button test".

"Smegma" The "earwax" of penises and vulvas everywhere.


peace
Hog

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« Reply #675 on: February 13, 2020, 11:46:30 AM »
EVERY penis is to be considered smegma encrusted regardless of actual smegma content. 

Still, this would be superior to a Clinton presidency.

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« Reply #676 on: February 13, 2020, 11:57:01 AM »
Still, this would be superior to a Clinton presidency.


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« Reply #677 on: February 13, 2020, 01:01:35 PM »
Still, this would be superior to a Clinton presidency.

Obvious eternal truth is obvious.

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« Reply #678 on: February 14, 2020, 10:53:14 AM »
Still, this would be superior to a Clinton presidency.

A Clinton Presidency would be only slightly preferable to a mass extinction causing asteroid strike but many would argue the point. 

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« Reply #679 on: February 14, 2020, 10:55:20 AM »
A Clinton Presidency would be only slightly preferable to a mass extinction causing asteroid strike but many would argue the point.

Still preferrable to a Clinton presidency.

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« Reply #680 on: February 14, 2020, 11:17:26 AM »
Still preferrable to a Clinton presidency.

See what I mean?