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Started by Jackstar, September 22, 2016, 01:21:25 PM

SredniVashtar

Quote from: monica on June 10, 2018, 03:02:28 AM
Our laundry room is inside the bathroom. I once surreptitiously put peanut butter on the inside of clothes dryer handle to find out who was stealing my clothes.  I figured they'd get their hand gooey and smell like peanut butter if they stole my clothes again.  But, I didn't anticipate the peanut butter, resembling vomit, would slink down all over the front of the clothes dryer once it warmed up.  But it did, because I heard a houseguest use the bathroom and get grossed out.  I slinked in there and cleaned it all up fast and disappeared before she came right back with the landlady to investigate.  Good times.

Only the existence of soap and water stopped that from being a fiendishly brilliant plan, Moriarty.


whoozit

I like drinking Budweiser while working in the yard when it is hot.



Jojo

Quote from: SredniVashtar on June 10, 2018, 03:11:22 AM
Only the existence of soap and water stopped that from being a fiendishly brilliant plan, Moriarty.
She doesn't wash her hands!  There is literally no soap in the bathroom.  She had a stroke, and can't use one hand, not even as a stump.  I suspect that's why she doesn't wash up and why she tries to make everyone else unwashed.  No problem stealing clothes, though, lol.

ksm32

Killed a crow today. Wasn't intentional, I shot it with a low powered pellet rifle from about 20 ft. They've been dive bombing Vera lately so I thought I'd take a casual shot at it as he? sitting up on the electrical wire over the back yard. Fell straight down to my deck, freaked out for a few seconds and began to assume room temperature. His friends seem to be staying away, for now.

Jackstar

Time for the blender. That'll give them something to talk about.

paladin1991

Quote from: Jackstar on June 13, 2018, 12:02:05 AM
Time for the blender. That'll give them something to talk about.

Halfway House Hijinks.  Tell us MooooooaaR

Big Chicken

The Big Chicken doesn't care much for Spooky Tim's show.   

Jackstar

One of my favored hobbies is to reply to forum posts with one hand, one mouse, and one click.


Catsmile

Quote from: Jackstar on January 23, 2019, 10:21:41 PM
One of my favored hobbies is to reply to forum posts with one hand, one mouse, and one click.

# WeKnow
# HandTwoUnderDesk
# FapFapFap


Quote from: brig on January 23, 2019, 10:25:18 PM

#MeToo

#MeThree to be honest.   Just too much jaw jaw blab blab with no guest.   


ACE of CLUBS

Where is everyone ?
This site has slowed down somewhat.

Metron2267

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on January 25, 2019, 11:49:19 AM
Where is everyone ?
This site has slowed down somewhat.

Send us Pud to kick around. ;D

ItsOver

Quote from: Metron2267 on January 25, 2019, 02:04:20 PM
Send us Pud to kick around. ;D
Ha!  It is hard to believe he isn't busy bloviating somewhere.

Metron2267

Quote from: ItsOver on January 25, 2019, 02:10:35 PM
Ha!  It is hard to believe he isn't busy bloviating somewhere.

I think I broke the poor bastid...my bad... ::)


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Metron2267 on January 25, 2019, 02:12:13 PM
I think I broke the poor bastid...my bad...

This guy’s in love with the smell of his own farts. ::)

Metron2267

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 26, 2019, 01:53:32 AM
This guy’s in love with the smell of his own farts. ::)
Laura must be unusually tolerant. ::)

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Metron2267 on January 26, 2019, 11:26:14 AM
Laura must be unusually tolerant. ::)

I know you’re a moron but I was talking about you...and you don’t have a girlfriend. If you did she’d be alone pretty much all the time while you spend all day and night shitting up this forum with your nonsense.

Metron2267

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 26, 2019, 11:28:17 AM
I know you’re a moron but I was talking about you...and you don’t have a girlfriend.

Corona Kitty

If paladin1991 took a nap & never woke up again. It wouldn't bother me.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: username on January 26, 2019, 02:06:58 PM
If paladin1991 took a nap & never woke up again. It wouldn't bother me.

Yeah, he’s another disappointment that turned out to be just a poser like metron.

Metron2267

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 26, 2019, 04:21:21 PM
Yeah, he’s another disappointment that turned out to be just a poser like metron.

Funny how when you're not accusing me of playing "moderator" here, you swing right back into...playing moderator here... ::)

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Metron2267 on January 26, 2019, 04:24:12 PM
Funny how when you're not accusing me of playing "moderator" here, you swing right back into...playing moderator here... ::)


By commenting on what an idiot you are?! Aw! Is it gonna cry? :D


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